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prosthetic forehead Slut or just enjoys sex? You decide. (6/30/01 12:25 am)	Waiting We seem to have a situation. Three lovely ladies with one delightful assistant have made themselves quite available for all of your questions. Yet not very many have taken advantage of this offer. So come on boys are you telling us that your engines are all revved up and ready to go, no longer needing any further fine-tuning?
Triple Life H-N-I-C (6/30/01 12:28 am)	Re: Waiting I'll take this situation to pose a question: Is it possible to sleep through a blow job? Zapd seems to think that if you can sleep through one, it wasn't good. Discuss. "The sporting editors had also given me $300 in cash, most of which was already spent on extremely dangerous drugs. The trunk of the car looked like a mobile police narcotics lab. We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-coloured uppers, downers, screamers, laughers ... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls." -HST, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
ChrisPsaros dargunbalzee rewlz!!!!11 (6/30/01 1:51 am)	Re: Waiting Am I the only one who finds this whole thing kind of... insulting and pretentious? I'm sorry, but... I can't help but feel like the premise of this forum is basically this: "We are so awesome and beautiful and know all about sex. All of you little virgin boys don't know anything. Let us bestow our wisdom to you sad, horny little wretches." Agh, I don't know. There's just SOMETHING about this forum that's been rubbing me the wrong way since I first saw it. I still can't put my finger on what it is. Some kind of irritating attitude of superiority. I feel like I'm being talked down to just by being here. I know that a lot of this is a performance, of course. But taking one of the mods as an example, Jessica is so human and wonderful and humble and sweet when she is just being Jessica, and not BIG SEXY WOMAN ZAPD. In other words, I feel like EVERYONE here is demeaning themselves... or... something. People talking about their sex lives on an internet forum is just... I don't know. For me, sex is one of the LEAST interesting things about people, and life in general. And I get so tired of everyone in this world placing it at the center of their existence. This forum just reminds me of that. Oh well, I guess it's just my own personal "issues." If you guys have fun with it, then it's great I guess.
prosthetic forehead Slut or just enjoys sex? You decide. (6/30/01 3:15 am)	Opening the floor for discussion Well sir I hope that you can eventually put your finger on why this forum seems to put a thorn in your side. The fact of life is that for most sex is a very prominent part of life. Considering that life would not exist without it. You cannot side step or skirt around that inevitable fact. I doubt you took the moment to review the interview that Ace Kendo performed with me, but I stated that I would like to continue my education on sex. Not on the terms of necessarily experimenting with a wide range of partners but by open discussion. To discuss or learn is to view or observe fellow humans transactions in various forums. If my memory serves me correctly this forum was originally just a joke between Zapd and Triple Life. Not actually meant in any seriousness but to be taken lightly, in a comical form. As I am sure you have noticed as well as partaken in, many of those who post on various forums have asked for “help”. Those I find rather silly and ‘pretentious’ because how on earth could you expect to receive a knowledgeable answer from many who have little to know experience. Zapd had told me that some or actually a large number have IM’d here with serious relationship, esteem, and sexual questions. This would show that some not only look up to her for her valued opinion but they also maybe are under the delusion that she knows what she is talking about. As stated in another thread, very few are able to actually be themselves on the Internet, those who do I admire because of there ability to abstain from hiding. It is only a person’s individual attitude that makes this forum demeaning or inappropriate. Your viewpoints have definitely caught my attention to say the least. I look forward to everyone’s comments on this particular subject.
Triple Life H-N-I-C (6/30/01 3:33 am)	Re: Opening the floor for discussion Even if two people don't have any real good advice to give, I think it's good to ask questions and share ideas. Not about sex in particular, but in general. Knowledge is good, but reasonable opinions are OK, sometimes. A lot of times it's just good enough to talk about something even if you don't expect any helpful feedback, just talking for the sake of getting it off your chest. Theraputic, or some shit. Most of the time I don't look for any real, solid answers from people, I just want to see their perspective on situations. Advice from Zapd is nice on certain subjects because I want to hear thoughts from a female perspective. I won't always take it as the be-all-end-all word on everything. I'll think about it myself with her (or anyone's) imput or ask a few other people, just to get a general idea. PF is right about this forum starting out as a joke. I really didn't expect this to go anywhere at all. I thought it would probably be me and Zapd saying naughty things to eachother. In a few days people turned this into a real advice forum, which I don't think it truly is or should be considered as such. It should just be a fun place to talk. I could start any nutty forum I want based on an inside joke if I wanted to, and that's what this is/was/should be. I don't think I should have to defend this from Chris' attacks since he is a Greek. But, gay all over your head. I should give Chris a forum, I don't know what it would be about, though. "The sporting editors had also given me $300 in cash, most of which was already spent on extremely dangerous drugs. The trunk of the car looked like a mobile police narcotics lab. We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-coloured uppers, downers, screamers, laughers ... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls." -HST, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Zapd Bloo Fuck Queen (6/30/01 3:52 am)	I am tired. So this will be brief. PF Beat me to this one. But that is ok. Two things. First. You are not the target audience of this forum, Chris. And the target audience expects an attitude of confidence and self-assuredness. (Where's my Oscar?) So the pretension is, at least on my part, an act. Fun, but totally superficial. Second. There are lots of forums to talk about other things regarding people and their interests and lives. This is simply one that talks about sex and the peripheral issues. Few of us have anything that could actually be considered a 'sex life', but speaking personally again, I do know how to (and to a lesser degree, how not to) fuck up a relationship. Which is why I like this forum, the questions can be asked, and answered without me having to say "dur?" once. LASTLY and focused at YOU, PF. I am glad you admire those who have the "ability to abstain from hiding". However I think that you miss part of the joy of anonymity. This is a pseudo-social activity in a mock community. Expecting realism from this kind of limited communication is unrealistic. So even those who appear to be themselves, are still confined to type and gay emoticons . Which means that no matter how well spoken they are, this is an imperfect representation, incomplete if you will, of who they are. Which is not to say that this is without value. Lawyers use mock juries to give them ideas of what real juries will respond to. In a similar manner, a mock community provides insights into social behavior. And the variable of the anonymous pseudonym only adds to the security and interest of the experience. Or, in the case of those of us with overactive imaginations, the opportunity to create a character and then play that character. So being yourself is great and all, but you have the real world (Damn you, MTV) to do that. Here, you can be whatever you want, and power to you. Ok so that wasn't so brief. I still like my forum. MINE. And I like when people (all people) post in it. BEDTIME, Z.B. P.S. Not talking down, talking to. Beer + Long day = less brain.
ChrisPsaros dargunbalzee rewlz!!!!11 (6/30/01 4:04 am)	Re: Opening the floor for discussion I think a key consideration in this whole issue is that most of the people here are in their teens, and therefore see you guys as "experienced older women." I suppose, then, that would justify you acting as such. Whereas for me (being the same age, after all), you're simply "women." Maybe I'm not part of the target audience. ------ EDIT: Zapd posted her thing as I was writing this. Interesting that we used the exact same words ------ As for sex being an important part of life, well yes. For most people. I'm not going to argue my own views about sex, relationships, marriage, having kids and all that because I know that I'm insane when it comes to any of that. I'm basically a fucking monk and I try to avoid all of it. I TRY. You can't have personal, individual freedom with any of those things. And most of the time, they just end in sadness and pain anyway. When I see all the horror that myself, my friends, my parents, myself BECAUSE of my parents, etc. have gone through because of this shit... FUCK IT ALL. Life for me is about learning and self-improvement so that I can become a more powerful force in changing society for the better. All of that "other" stuff is just distracting and presents more potential sorrow and hardship than rewards. Sorry, it's weird, I know. Edited by: ChrisPsaros at: 6/30/01 4:57:20 am
The Cadger More sex than a bottle of sex (6/30/01 9:41 am)	what are we here for really??? And I don't mean on the planet....sigh Why do any of us go to message boards? This is the first sad and slightly twisted but "social" board I've ever posted on. All the other boards I've viewed are 4/5 sex. It's just that this one, is different? How? If you look back, I see that everyone gives everyone else advice. Not just PF and Zapd. Nor me. I'm only here cos PF asked me. I'm kinda having fun. Isn't that what this kind of thing is all about, fun?
Ace Kendo The GAY Teletubby (6/30/01 9:55 am)	Re: what are we here for really??? I find this rather funny and interesting. No actual advice has been given in the last week or so, and suddenly Chris speaks out against the forum. Everything else has already been said. And let me say, you are never too old to learn (what my fortune cookie said last night). Forever yours, Ace Kendo
MADali Official TL Slut (6/30/01 11:03 am)	Re: what are we here for really??? I'd like to point out that I have a sex forum too.
prosthetic forehead Slut or just enjoys sex? You decide. (6/30/01 12:56 pm)	Yes you do! And what delightful little stories which it possess'. Cadger - Only 'kind of' having fun?! Into the belly of the beast... And out the demon's ass.
Brandylion I want TL's big black cock (7/4/01 12:44 am)	Re: Yes you do! Well, I find this forum rather intriguing, because sex is very interesting & mysterious to me. I guess it's because I haven't had it yet. Anyway, no one here has done anything to make me feel that I've stumbled across some gross & dirty sex chat site, so I feel quite comfortable.