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Brandylion Can I be a pickle gangster? (9/16/01 11:23 pm) 
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Unusual Sex in Foreign Lands This came from Cosmopolitan. The Tinquinian people of the Pacific Islands: They never kiss their lovers on the mouth. They instead press their noses together & sniff for a few minutes. The Siriono people of Bolivia: Lovers lick off lice & ticks from one another before getting close. This is considered foreplay. The Hausa people of Nigeria: They use the same exact word, "ci" (pronounced chee), for both eating & intercourse. When a woman says she's ready for "chee", it could mean she's ready for dinner... or sex. The people of Ponape in the Eastern Caroline Islands These randy women place stinging bugs on their most intimate of areas. When the bugs bite, the venom causes a stinging sensation which turns the ladies on. The Yakut people of Siberia: These chaste women are quite protective of their innocence. The young ladies tie a thick leather strap around their loins. The strap is knotted so many times, it would take a man hours to untie. (No word on what they do if they need to use the ladies' room.) Apparently, the married ladies of this tribe desire relations more adamantly than women of other areas of the world. Their husbands become so exhausted, they've been known to give their wives "sex-inhibiting medicine" to make them less aroused. The people of Tonga, an island off the Australian coast: Men & women are required to confess their acts of adultery in graphic detail in order to prevent sickness & disease from striking their family. The people of Samoa in the Pacific Islands: When Samoan men feel the need for "release", they go "night crawling". These guys actually sneak into the tent of a sleeping female & try to have sex w/ her without waking her up. The Aymara people of Peru: During certain ceremonial celebrations, amorous couples go into the street & make the beast w/ two Peruvian backs for all the town to see! So... slipping a stinging insect down your object of desire's pants will make her hornier than slipping spanish fly in her drink? Heheh! |
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prosthetic forehead Presumably perfect. (9/17/01 10:13 am) |
STRANGE SEX LAWS 1. In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.) 2. In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. (Makes you hope you never need surgery!) 3. Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick??) 4. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Whoa!) 5. There are men in Guam whose full time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time...Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?) 6. In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!) 7. Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!) 8. In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. (Makes one shudder at the thought.) 9. In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. (This was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?) 10. In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises." (Is this a great country or what? ...Not as great as Guam, though!!)
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Leitch Probably Zapd (9/17/01 4:06 pm) |
Maryland In Maryland, just about any sex besides the missionary postion, between two consenting adults that are living together, at night is illegal. No one follows these laws, obviously. |
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ImmortalBubbles Pickle Gangster King (9/17/01 5:47 pm) 
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Re: Maryland Guam is the greatest place in the history of the universe. |
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My Head Hurts 90 Job - Pickle Sucker Somebody has to do it. (9/17/01 7:39 pm) 
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Re: Maryland I would have died a long time ago if I lived in Indonesia. Edited by: My Head Hurts 90 at: 9/17/01 7:39:26 pm |
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Brandylion Can I be a pickle gangster? (9/17/01 10:40 pm)
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Re: Maryland #3 - Perhaps a brick is needed for male corpses only? You know, to hold down a penis w/ rigor mortis. Haha! I lived in Guam! Absolute zero is cool. |
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ReaLmSGH Official TL Slut (9/18/01 11:20 pm) 
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Re: Maryland picle I AM SEX0R!!! |
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