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prosthetic forehead Slut or just enjoys sex? You decide. (7/19/01 2:56 am)	Those who've had sex Cramps and pulled muscles. Don't you just hate it when things are going oh so right and boom out of what is seemingly know where... pain and not the pleasant kind! Any stories on such experiences? And DON'T tell me I'm the only one! Cuz I know it ain't so.
ReaLmSGH Official TL Slut (7/19/01 5:03 am)	Re: Those who've had sex YES Edited by: Zapd Bloo at: 7/26/01 3:30:32 pm
Cheeba Cell Official TL Slut (7/19/01 9:26 am)	Re: Those who've had sex yes me too, but I wanna hear your stories first p.forehead. I do know, that all that hip pumping & thrusting strains some serious muscles that I don't normally use on a daily basis, it's a pain that I can be proud of. Everybody say "CHEEBA!!!"
Leitch1 I met Kerry King. THE MAN GAVE ME A BEER. (7/19/01 11:08 am)	SQUEE Happy Noodle Boy is golden. "Damn, my navel itches!" Platinum. I was too drunk to notice any sort of thing like that. Cramps, etc. I got a charlie horse afterwards. IT'S TIME TO RAISE YOUR FLAG OF HATE
JebusofNazareth Official TL Slut (7/19/01 11:28 am)	SQUEEGEE We were in the shower, and i almost lsipped, so i had to lock my leg. When i did she was thrusting down and gave me the worst cramp i have ever had. HURT! LIKE A BITCH! If it hadnt been for mah horse i never would have spent that year in college.
AmazingJustin AmazingFaggot (7/19/01 4:18 pm)	Re: SQUEEGEE When I run for a long time I get cramps in my side. liquid2k.com/rampagex "My parents said I could be anything I wanted, so I became an asshole"
Ace Kendo The GAY Teletubby (7/19/01 5:38 pm)	Re: SQUEEGEE Got kneed in the stomach once while changing positions. Thought I was going to vomit. Hitting head against wall sucks a bit. Specially when your neighbors can here you. Forever yours, Ace Kendo
ChrisPsaros dargunbalzee rewlz!!!!11 (7/19/01 7:35 pm)	Re: SQUEEGEE NO STORIES FROM ME! HA HA!
prosthetic forehead Slut or just enjoys sex? You decide. (7/19/01 7:43 pm)	Re: SQUEEGEE The back of my legs always seem to cramp up. I must be lacking something. Hey Cadger should I be taking some vitamen or supplement? I don't do sports anymore, yet I do remember having the same problem, just less frequently. Of course I was eating better back then. Anyhow I hear you on the use of none "daily" muscles. I am generally sore, especially after wonderfully long sessions. Head against the wall or car door or just hitting anything... is OUCH! Give me some room to play around with; much more fun when there are no restrictions.
The Cadger More sex than a bottle of sex (7/19/01 9:52 pm)	Sex and volkswagons.. " Like the time we did it so hard, there was blood on the walls...." Less salt, more calcium and potassium.....try holding your legs in a different way. Try being on top. I've never had a problem with cramping on top...I could go on and on.....but I might get edited.... I love it when you actually get brused on the inside of the thigh....pounding.... Mmmmm mmmmmm good.....
prosthetic forehead Slut or just enjoys sex? You decide. (7/19/01 10:53 pm)	Re: Sex and volkswagons.. It seems to be in whatever position - you know, when all your muscles are contracting. mmmmm ANYHOW, I'll go eat some bananas and well maybe drink some milk. Oh wait I was suppose to be pulling myself out of the gutter. Yeah, thats right. Thanks.
Ace Kendo The GAY Teletubby (7/21/01 12:16 am)	Re: Sex and volkswagons.. My current girlfriend likes it on top, which is okay by me. Though we always end up smacking into something. Forever yours, Ace Kendo
ImmortalBubbles Official TL Slut (7/21/01 12:12 pm)	Re: Sex and volkswagons.. Sometimes when I'm watching TV my legs just flex on their own, and it gets EXTREMELY painful. I told that to my science teacher and she said to eat a banana everyday. I did for awhile and the problem went away, but now it does it again because I stopped eating the bananas. Bananas are good because they are yellow.
StupidMike Greatest man since ~~Jesus Christ~~ ever. (7/23/01 10:51 am)	Re: Sex and volkswagons.. Yeah, that shit happens to me all the time. I was having sex with three women at once... AND A DOG! BUT THE DOG BIT MY BOTTOM AND I JERKED UP, WHICH FORCED THE WOMAN SITTING ON MY FACE TO FLY FORWARD AND HIT THE WOMAN SITTING ON MY COCK, AND THE SUDDEN IMBALANCE OF WOMANNESS CAUSEDTHE MISSY HOLDING US UP (LIKE ATLAS) TO LOSE HER GRIP, AND WE ALL FELL DOWN. I THINK I PULLED MY HAMSTRING DURING THIS DEBACLE. DAMN THAT DOG.
The Vinny Mac Official TL Slut (7/23/01 1:35 pm)	Re: Those who've had sex Yeah, it's true, I was there.
Ace Kendo The GAY Teletubby (7/23/01 2:34 pm)	Re: Those who've had sex And Vinny showed me the pictures. Sorry about the dog. Dislocated penises are out of control, sometimes. It happens to us all. Forever yours, Ace Kendo
Brandylion I want TL's big black cock (7/23/01 11:28 pm)	Re: Those who've had sex And I saw the MPEG! It was truly amazing! I have mucho respect for the multitalented Mike Payne.
Senor Paco Official TL Slut (7/25/01 9:39 pm)	Re: Those who've had sex You should combine that topic sentence with "are not in this forum". I'm willing to bet that all of you are virgins.
JebusofNazareth Official TL Slut (7/25/01 9:46 pm)	Re: Those who've had sex im willing to be your ass is not virgin though. faggot. If it hadnt been for mah horse i never would have spent that year in college.
prosthetic forehead Slut or just enjoys sex? You decide. (7/25/01 11:18 pm)	Senor Paco Are your nachos delicious? (Oh sorry inside joke you too stupid to understand.) Anywho, Senor Retard, your assumptions are assinine and should be kept to yourself! You are obviously not lazy if you go through the effort to make a new account for one single post. Yet your stupidty on not reading the other threads is well... STUPID. My suggestion, go home, open your daddies top draw and pull out his magazine and lotion. That way you are only wasting your time and not ours. Thank you - farewell. P.S. Just because I forgot something - if you feel like you need your ass properly raped... bring the magazine, lotion and your non-virgin asshole to: 123 Ass Rammin Drive Analtare, Alabama 45678
Cheeba Cell Official TL Slut (7/26/01 10:13 am)	Re: Senor Paco it's true, nobody ass-fucks better than people from Alabama. it's a southern family secret! Everybody say "CHEEBA!!!"