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prosthetic forehead
Slut or just enjoys sex?
You decide.

(7/2/01 11:02 am)
Pet Peeves
When you are in a relationship there are things that just ‘irck’ you sometimes. I’d like to know what personally pushes your buttons.

For example

Girls who think their guys don’t talk to them, so they nag and nag and nag.

Guys who find it amusing to grab their gals’ ass or other body part in public.

Yes I know – not the best examples but they are just starters.

The Cadger
More sex than a bottle of sex
(7/2/01 11:42 am)
Re: Pet Peeves
Irresposible Infant-Men that think you are a control freak when you take over their finances after you help them buy a car, then tell you you must feel better that you have control, when actually it makes you sick to your stomach because you want to be able to trust them to make the payment when you know you can't.

The Cadger
More sex than a bottle of sex
(7/2/01 11:47 am)
Re: Pet Peeves
After you take over the Infant-Man's finances and he tells you hthat he would take you out to dinner, but he has no money, When you have paid for going out dinners for the last three years.

The Cadger
More sex than a bottle of sex
(7/2/01 11:48 am)
Re: Pet Peeves
rotten teeth....
alcohol snores....
God... I need to stop, or this whole thread is going to be mine...

ChrisPsaros 
dargunbalzee rewlz!!!!11
(7/2/01 1:44 pm)

Re: Pet Peeves
oh, I hate it when THAT happens.

Yep, the old, making-you-sick-to-your-stomach-because-you-want-to-be-able-
to-trust-them-to-make-the-payment-when-you-know-you-can't thing.

Edited by: ChrisPsaros  at: 7/2/01 1:45:41 pm
Nediam Nori
Official TL Slut
(7/2/01 2:55 pm)

Re: Pet Peeves
I don't have pet peeves, I have major psychotic fucking hatreds. I have many of those. One of them would have to be when people drag me along to do something and don't tell me what's going on. It pisses me off.

"There is no dark side of the moon really. Matter of fact, it's all dark."

MADali 
Official TL Slut
(7/2/01 3:21 pm)

Re: Pet Peeves
I hate it when your significient other cuts off your penis with a rusty, old knife while you are sleeping, and then she throws your cock out of a moving car.

Triple Life
H-N-I-C
(7/2/01 3:51 pm)

Re: Pet Peeves
Yes, that would suck.

"The sporting editors had also given me $300 in cash, most of which was already spent on extremely dangerous drugs. The trunk of the car looked like a mobile police narcotics lab. We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-coloured uppers, downers, screamers, laughers ... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls."

-HST, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

ChrisPsaros 
dargunbalzee rewlz!!!!11
(7/2/01 4:58 pm)

Re: Pet Peeves
Now I kind of feel bad for my asinine response.

I think it set a precedent.

prosthetic forehead
Slut or just enjoys sex?
You decide.

(7/2/01 6:25 pm)
Yes indeed it did.
Okay an actual pet peeve of mine is when your s/o says they are going to do something, doesn't do it and then gets mad at you next time when you don't believe them.

AND when he doesn't wash his hands before doing things.

SweetiePup
Official TL Slut
(7/2/01 10:37 pm)
shy
I don't like shy guys in general, and it's even worse when your man starts acting all shy about something.

Oh, and when a guy treats me like I'm fragile all the time. It's ok some of the time, but I can't take it for to long.

Zapd Bloo
Fuck Queen
(7/3/01 12:30 am)
Only one.
Poor hygiene. I AM NOT GOING TO KISS YOU IF YOU NEVER BRUSH YOUR TEETH.

It Bugs.

ChrisPsaros 
dargunbalzee rewlz!!!!11
(7/3/01 2:33 am)

Re: shy
SHYNESS?

Weird! Every girl I know LOVES shy guys. I thought that was pretty much a universal.

I myself actually like shyness and...uh... fragility in girls. Especially if they're little and Asian. OOOOH!!! It's not necessary or anything, but it is one of the "types" that I'm into.


I think Zappy MAY BE drunk.

GAY
Unofficial TL Slut
(7/3/01 3:22 pm)
GAY
GAY because I am epitome of humor.
GAY because I can come here and thrill you all with my rapier wit.
GAY because of all the boards in all the web I chose this one to prove my superiority.
GAY because I manage to put in one word the meaning of a thousand pictures.
GAY because through my berevity and sincerity, I am better than all of you.


Or, GAY because I am a fucking fag.

Edited by: Zapd Bloo at: 7/3/01 4:41:31 pm
Ultra Cool Girl 
Official TL Slut
(7/3/01 3:24 pm)

Re: GAY
Shyity can be annoying and all males are fucking fags.

Zapd Bloo
Fuck Queen
(7/3/01 4:59 pm)
UCG a.k.a. Terrene a.k.a. Ashton.
Love, the word is 'shyness', and it can be both annoying and endearing. Even at the same time.

But not all "males are fucking fags". (Some of them are dead.)
There are lots of nice guys out there. There are lots of nice guys here too. People react to us depending on our attitude and how we express ourselves. If guys act like 'fucking fags' around you, maybe you should examine your own approach and see if that could have anything to do with it.

At any rate, welcome to our board. I hope you decide to stay, and I want you to know that if anyone picks on you here, THEY WILL INCUR MY WRATH. Ya dig?

Ultra Cool Girl 
Official TL Slut
(7/3/01 5:08 pm)

Re: UCG a.k.a. Terrene a.k.a. Ashton.
Wow. I never knew there would be a day when Zapd Bloo would talk to ME. Joy is in my heart.


I hate most men, though.

Cause I only know stupid highschoolers. THEY SUCK SO BAD. ;_;

ryanz19
Official TL Slut
(7/3/01 5:15 pm)
Re: UCG a.k.a. Terrene a.k.a. Ashton.
I'm not really shy, perse. I think I would be somewhere in the middle, not overly shy, but not super-outgoing and talkative either.

prosthetic forehead
Slut or just enjoys sex?
You decide.

(7/3/01 5:16 pm)
One day... or I mean hopefully one day.
You will find that when the boys suck... that it can actually be in a good way. ;)

Think beyond the bubble.

Ultra Cool Girl 
Official TL Slut
(7/3/01 5:30 pm)

Re: One day... or I mean hopefully one day.
Oh, erm... ew.

prosthetic forehead
Slut or just enjoys sex?
You decide.

(7/3/01 5:44 pm)
Hahaha
Well those aren't exactly the sounds you make ... however you'll see.

Think beyond the bubble.

Brandylion 
I want TL's big black cock
(7/3/01 11:31 pm)

Re: Pet Peeves
Feeling jealous whenever I'm talking to another guy.

Putting his hands on my ass while slow dancing in public.

Driving too wild & aggressively when his friends are riding.

Not brushing his teeth & tongue after smoking if he wants to kiss me. I hate ashtray mouth!

ChrisPsaros 
dargunbalzee rewlz!!!!11
(7/4/01 3:10 am)

Re: Pet Peeves
This thread has suddenly become the most ____ thing I've seen all week.


EDIT: I can't think of a proper adjective. But man, yeah.

Edited by: ChrisPsaros  at: 7/4/01 3:33:40 am
restaurantlocator
Official TL Slut
(7/4/01 4:23 am)
Re: Pet Peeves
Pet peeves? God there are so many. Sometimes it feels like men are entirely made of ways to infuriate.

Things my boyfriends and girlfriends have done which disgusted me/pissed me off/made me break up with them:

- farting in bed
- picking toes in bed
- picking noses in bed
- masturbating, late at night, while i'm trying to sleep in the same bed
- grabbing my ass/belly/boobs/hips unannounced and with no specific aim in mind
- smoking my last cigarette
- regaling friends with tales of our sex life
- sucking on teeth

I've never been upset by my mates checking out other girls. My theory is that you can only wear one pair of shoes at a time, but you can always appreciate the other ones walking around out there.

Ultra Cool Girl 
Official TL Slut
(7/4/01 2:20 pm)

Re: Pet Peeves
Oh GOD, ew.

prosthetic forehead
Slut or just enjoys sex?
You decide.

(7/4/01 3:29 pm)
What a list.
I suppose I’ve been pretty fortunate. As far as my man checking out another, no problems. They always know I don’t mind em looking as long as they don’t go touching. If they want to touch, they can go touch without me! (permanently that is)

Why do you boys always feel that grabbing us in public is the thing to do?

UCG - are you doing okay? Your responses are well, amusing.

Think beyond the bubble.

ALDP
Official TL Slut
(7/4/01 3:56 pm)
Re: Pet Peeves
I hate it when someone says that they aren't gay, and then ends up being gay but only after you let them stick their penis up your ass. That really pisses me off.

Edited by: Zapd Bloo at: 7/4/01 5:55:00 pm
StupidMike
Greatest man since Jesus Christ
ever.

(7/4/01 3:57 pm)
Re: Pet Peeves
My pet peeve is girls who ask for your honest opinion and then get all bitchy when you give it to them.

STUPID GIRLS.

Edited by: Zapd Bloo at: 7/4/01 6:01:07 pm
MADali 
Official TL Slut
(7/4/01 5:03 pm)

Re: Pet Peeves
I hate it when I give my father a blowjob, and realize he has just assfucked my sister.


I mean, jesus, WASH IT FIRST.

Ultra Cool Girl 
Official TL Slut
(7/4/01 6:42 pm)

Re: What a list.
I AM DOING JUST FINE!

ChrisPsaros 
dargunbalzee rewlz!!!!11
(7/4/01 6:53 pm)

Re: Pet Peeves
- farting in bed

Well, I say if you're going to do it, that's probably the best time and place. The covers tend to hold the smell in.

- picking toes in bed
- picking noses in bed

That's just gross anywhere.

- masturbating, late at night, while i'm trying to sleep in the same bed

Oh, haha, sorry about that. MY BAD!

- grabbing my ass/belly/boobs/hips unannounced and with no specific aim in mind

YOU DO THAT TO ME AND DERRICK ALL THE TIME!!!
It doesn't REALLY bother me, but don't go being a hypocrite.

- smoking my last cigarette

THUS ADDING A FEW PRECIOUS MINUTES ONTO YOUR LIFE? I SHOULD ONLY HOPE TO HAVE A PARTNER THAT CARES SO MUCH.

- regaling friends with tales of our sex life

OK, you don't have a pot to piss in here. I and half of Santa Cruz county know all about a CERTAIN PERSON'S miniscule penis, and this information comes from you and you alone.

- sucking on teeth

Ew. Fuck that.

restaurantlocator
Official TL Slut
(7/5/01 12:35 am)
Re: Pet Peeves
>>- farting in bed
>Well, I say if you're going to do it, that's probably the best time and place. The covers tend to hold the smell in.

Indeed. However, when you roll over or adjust the cover in any way, you are suddenly accosted with a powerful, almost solid, sheet of stink.

>> - grabbing my ass/belly/boobs/hips unannounced and with no specific aim in mind
> YOU DO THAT TO ME AND DERRICK ALL THE TIME!!!
> It doesn't REALLY bother me, but don't go being a hypocrite.

Playfully slapping the butt of your BROTHER isn't the same as someone grabbing a big handful of whatever and squeezing (this often accompanied by that dick-in-the-back trick which men are so fond of).

>> - regaling friends with tales of our sex life
> OK, you don't have a pot to piss in here. I and half of Santa Cruz county know all about a
> CERTAIN PERSON'S miniscule penis, and this information comes from you and you alone.

Sure, but he's an EX. An evil ex at that. An evil ex who slept with one of my best friends. I feel it is my duty to warn other women of his potential dangers, including a pinky-sized penis and a proclivity towards hatefucking.

What I was specifically bitching about was men whom you are currently dating who think it's funny to open up conversations at parties with things like "Yes, Marina looks really great in crotchless leather panties", or "We were once so loud that the neighbors complained", or "Be nice to her, she's HAVING HER PERIOD", etc.

ChrisPsaros 
dargunbalzee rewlz!!!!11
(7/5/01 3:31 pm)

Re: Pet Peeves
Haha. HATEFUCKING! YES! He is a beautiful man.

u daeted Vegeta!!1!!!

Seriously, that guy IS Vegeta. Marina, you don't know who the fuck I'm talking about, but the rest of these people do. THIS GUY IS VEGETA. HE LOOKS AND ACTS JUST LIKE HIM.

Ha, "having her period." That's pretty tacky.

StupidMike
Greatest man since Jesus Christ
ever.

(7/5/01 3:50 pm)

Re: Pet Peeves
WAS YOUR SISTER HIS BULMA?

Triple Life
H-N-I-C
(7/5/01 5:59 pm)

Re: Pet Peeves
CHRIS IS DR. BRIEFS CUZ HE ALWAYS HAS A CAT ON HIS SHOULDER!!!!


ROFL

"The sporting editors had also given me $300 in cash, most of which was already spent on extremely dangerous drugs. The trunk of the car looked like a mobile police narcotics lab. We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-coloured uppers, downers, screamers, laughers ... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls."

-HST, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

ChrisPsaros 
dargunbalzee rewlz!!!!11
(7/5/01 9:12 pm)

Re: Pet Peeves
VEGATTA HAD A TIENY PENIS!!!!

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