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prosthetic forehead Slut or just enjoys sex? You decide. (6/13/01 3:18 pm) 
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Important Announcement Dr. Zapd is suffering from a slight case of insanity. We apologize for the current situation, however due to her workload it was seemingly impossible to avoid. Soon as I wrestle the Vodka bottle out of her hands we will ship her off to Napa for proper attention. I hope she can make a full recovery. Thank you for your kindness and consideration during this time of crises. PF Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. -- Aldous Huxley |
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Green Paperclips Unofficial TL Slut (6/13/01 4:46 pm) |
DAMMIT That is my Vodka, witch, and if you think for one minute that I am going to give it up without a fight You are sorely mistaken. AND DON'T TRY TYING ME UP WITH THE PHONE CORD AGAIN WHORE, I HAVE WIRECUTTERS IN MY um pocket, um yeah, they are in my pocket. YOU WILL NEVER CATCH ME. NEVER HAHAHAHAHA |
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prosthetic forehead Slut or just enjoys sex? You decide. (6/13/01 5:02 pm)
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Calling all REINFORCEMENTS!!! That’s it – if you bite me one more time, I’m breaking the Vodka bottle over your head. That’ll be one way to get you to shut up! Straightjacket for you little missy – see if your dear wire cutters work there. Bring it on you little BITCH. Just believe you me; I will prevail in the end. Catch you? You don’t remember high school do you – shop boys, floor jacks… bye, bye wheels. Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. -- Aldous Huxley |
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Team TUBE LUBE Unofficial TL Slut (6/13/01 5:57 pm) |
OH I remember, And if you think you are getting anywhere close to my wheels with that damn jack, YOU ARE INSANE. I have a massive Dildo collection here, AND I AM NOT AFFRAID TO USE IT. So don't even THINK about it. And That is BIG BITCH to you, babycakes. Now me and Mr. Smirnov are going for a little walk, SO BACK OFF. Did that mean lady scare you my little hunny? Here now, let me lick that perspiration of your mouth. OOPS, I drank your BRAINS.... HAHAHAHA |
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prosthetic forehead Slut or just enjoys sex? You decide. (6/13/01 5:59 pm)
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Re: Important Announcement I'm sorry but I am laughing far too hard to even respond. In a minute I shall resume my attack.... a new plan must come into play. Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. -- Aldous Huxley |
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prosthetic forehead Slut or just enjoys sex? You decide. (6/13/01 6:21 pm)
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The Sun Will Come Out - TOMORROW I’ve seen your collection and I know you aren’t scared to use it… heck you used it just last night. Oh wait that was your lesbian loving neighbors. Why did you let them borrow those? I forgot you are out of your mind. Well sanitize those babies and put them back under the bed. You have a 7:30 check in time tomorrow morning at the sanitarium. Yes, yes you can bring Mr. Smirnov with you. What was that? I can’t hear you with that bottle stuffed up your… No baby he does love you, its okay have another drink, it will all be better tomorrow. Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. -- Aldous Huxley |
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Planet HELL Unofficial TL Slut (6/13/01 6:32 pm) |
7:30? That leaves me 1 5 8 9 11 oh fuck it HOURS. AND I AM NOT GOING TO CASH IN MY CREDIT CARDS AND GO TO MEXICO. THERE IS NO WAY I AM GOING TO WITHDRAW MY SAVINGS ACCOUNT AND BE IN TIJUANA BY MORNING. I WILL NOT CALL YOU FROM THE HOTEL LA CALIENTE AND LAUGH AT YOUR FOOLISH ATTEMPTS TO ROB ME OF MY ONE TRUE LOVE. Now do us both a favor and BACK AWAY FROM THE MAGIC PENIS. You don't want to make me hurt you. WELL YOU PROBABLY DO, BUT THAT WON'T STOP ME. HAHAHa I AM INVINCEABLE!!!! |
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prosthetic forehead Slut or just enjoys sex? You decide. (6/13/01 6:43 pm)
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Re: Important Announcement Damn I screwed up – the doctors will never forgive me if you escape. They said this was your last chance to be saved; you were almost beyond repair last time!!! SHIT SHIT SHIT. Damn that Mr. Smirnov. Magic Penis??? Are you not sharing again? Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. -- Aldous Huxley |
Brandylion  I want TL's big black cock (6/13/01 9:30 pm) 
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Re: Important Announcement Mr. See's is my temporary lover until I'm no longer jailbait for Mr. Seagram or Senor Bacardi. Pf, I wish I could help you w/ poor Zapd; she seems like a handfull! |
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MANTI5 Official TL Slut (6/13/01 10:10 pm) 
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Re: Important Announcement I really hope there's pictures of all this. |
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prosthetic forehead Slut or just enjoys sex? You decide. (6/13/01 10:30 pm)
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Re: Important Announcement Oh so very true - but what fun handful she is. MANTI5, if she'd sit still for just one fricken moment, I might have the chance to get those pics... what I have now is just a blurry naked body. Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. -- Aldous Huxley |
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MANTI5 Official TL Slut (6/13/01 11:21 pm)
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Re: Important Announcement For God's sake Zapd, sit still. |
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Brandylion I want TL's big black cock (6/14/01 1:35 am)
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Re: Important Announcement She's a wiggly thing, isn't she? |
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prosthetic forehead Slut or just enjoys sex? You decide. (6/15/01 7:55 pm)
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Re: Important Announcement Yes but not all and all unpinnable. Yet the pictures I did get she has destroyed - I do apologize MANTI5. Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. -- Aldous Huxley |
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