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Matthew Outland I've lost my _______!!! (12/16/01 11:53 pm) Reply |
Let's play the dating game! Ok, all the girls, and all the boys line up, and tell me your stats: I am Matthew Outland, 42 years old, and 4 foot ten, but with super strength and intelligence, and I can give super cunnilingus. Who wants to date me? Did I mention I'm rich? Ok, you try! | |
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MANTI5 Legal and Willing! (12/17/01 1:15 am) Reply 
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Re: Let's play the dating game! I'm MANTI5, 23 in Jan., 6' and I have bulletproof balls. I once killed a mouse with nothing but peanut butter and a mousetrap, and I can give super Tupperware parties. Who wants to date me? Did I mention I bathe? | |
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Leitch1 MAYBE IT WAS THE E-ROOFIES I CYBER-SLIPPED INTO YOUR VIRTUAL DRINK. Nothing like online date rape. (12/17/01 1:47 am) Reply |
Re: Let's play the dating game! I'm Leitch, 19, 6'0, and I look like Dean Martin. I like long walks on the beach. I also bathe.  IT'S TIME TO RAISE YOUR FLAG OF HATE | |
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MADali Willing to sexually violate you, all of you. (12/17/01 10:46 am) Reply 
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Re: Let's play the dating game! I'm Bin Ladin.
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Seru40 Luv muppet for porn stars. (12/17/01 11:21 am) Reply 
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Re: Let's play the dating game! I'm Seru40, I like to call threads gay on internet messageboards. Gay. | |
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Utils Dr. LUV (1/2/02 11:57 am) Reply 
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Re: Let's play the dating game! I need to post one of those pics that declare threads GAY. Like trix D rabbit.
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MANTI5 Legal and Willing! (1/2/02 1:37 pm) Reply
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Re: Let's play the dating game! But instead you give us a red x. Good job, chief. | |
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Matthew Outland I've lost my _______!!! (1/4/02 9:48 pm) Reply |
Yes Yes You are a very handsome ma, aren't you? | |
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Zapd Bloo Ma Petite Salope (1/8/02 3:41 am) Reply |
Re: Yes Yes Can I play? Or is this for Penis possessors only?
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Matthew Outland I've lost my _______!!! (1/8/02 3:14 pm) Reply |
Re: Yes Yes No no, your feminine charms are welcome to any game, Jess. | |
Utils  Dr. LUV (1/9/02 12:03 pm) Reply 
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Re: Yes Yes
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Brandylion Beautifyl beyond illusion (1/17/02 1:59 am) Reply 
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Re: Let's play the dating game! I'm 74 years old and still have 10 teeth left. I chew Skoal and it leaves my breath minty fresh, though stained a lovely shade of dark brown. Buy me a couple of tubes of lubricant, and I can give you the best humping in your sorryassed life! I'm very experienced in the ways of love. I retired last year from a brothel in the UAE. You can ask my best customer, MADali, for references. Anyway, email me at oledamnslut@hotmail.com if you're interested in a long term relationship or just plain hot sex. Absolute zero is cool. |
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