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R0x0rD00d
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(8/14/01 7:46 pm)
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We're Back.
I have yet to read a topic but this looks like insane fun.
Whichever fucking prick reported the old forum to ezboard's gay administration should go fuck themselves up their politically-correct, vise-grip tight assholes.
Fucking pussies.
But I have one thing bothering me:
WHO THE FUCK BANNED HUBRIS?
Granted, he's a stupid asshole, but he is a wizened sage of the forum. Banning him is committing a sin against Mike. I will not stand for it. I hereby declare Islaamic Jihad (sounds cool even though its gay) on all persons infringing the rights of all forum regs and destroying the mostly well-known UNMODERATEDNESS of this board.
Gay THIS, motherfuckers.
R0x
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Hangly Man 
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Posts: 12
(8/14/01 8:06 pm)
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Re: We're Back.
Gay gay gay. That's the only way to describe this post. And poster.
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Hangly Man
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Posts: 13
(8/14/01 8:07 pm)
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Re: We're Back.
By poster I mean r0x. Not me.
Why the fuck can't I edit my post?
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Vito Mazzarino
Where'sah mah spaghetti?
Posts: 39
(8/14/01 8:30 pm)
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You have no idea.
Hubris, pimprock, and I were all banned for the same thing (by Derek, of all people). It's all deleted now, and hubris will probably be blacklisted forever because of the personal high-school friendship/gay in Belgium that the little affair incorporated.
Whatever. I operated on the stuffs and things directly involving me. I don't care who Derek thinks is a liar, how many words for "vagina" hubris knows, why Hunter sounded like a professional wrestler for a few posts, or why Mike is labeling things "useless". I don't care about what other tales of teenage woe and angst they have. I especially don't care to read 4 different points of view on absolutely everything. I refuse to involve myself any further. Period.
Now if I just managed to explain that better to Derek BEFORE HE BANNED ME...
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The Mother Slice
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Posts: 18
(8/14/01 8:42 pm)
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Re: You have no idea.
Hetero pills. Yes.
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Vito Mazzarino
Where'sah mah spaghetti?
Posts: 41
(8/14/01 8:43 pm)
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I take that back...
It's not deleted. Only one thread at Fagtown got deleted. Other stuff got locked.
R0x, because I love you and I don't want you to endure reading the whole mess, I'll give a summary...
Hunter/Trevor + Derek + Mike = intolerant of and angry at hubris/Brian
Me + pimprock = super secret league of freindship
everyone else = apathy + confusion
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The Mother Slice
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Posts: 20
(8/14/01 8:44 pm)
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Re: I take that back...
You hit the nail right on the nuts.
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Hangly Man
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Posts: 16
(8/14/01 8:46 pm)
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Re: I take that back...
Enough one-liners, Slice.
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The Mother Slice
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Posts: 21
(8/14/01 8:48 pm)
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Re: I take that back...
but thats ym styl
kek ~~;;
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The Mother Slice
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Posts: 22
(8/14/01 8:49 pm)
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Re: I take that back...
You can kiss my ass, too.
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Hangly Man
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Posts: 19
(8/14/01 8:53 pm)
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Re: I take that back...
NOT THAT FUNNY
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The Mother Slice
Registered User
Posts: 24
(8/14/01 8:54 pm)
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Re: I take that back...
NOT THAT GAY, EITHER
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Big Fagot
14 year old girls are great.
Posts: 60
(8/14/01 9:09 pm)
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Re: I take that back...
Just his username makes him funnier than you, Hangly.
I'm sitting here wishing I'd thought to register that name.
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My Head Hurts 90 
Derek is fat.
Posts: 48
(8/14/01 9:32 pm)
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Re: I take that back...
"Mother Slice" is one of the many great things that have come from guildenstern1982.
"HOW DOES IT TASTE BEE-OTCH?"
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The Mother Slice
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Posts: 27
(8/14/01 9:36 pm)
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Re: I take that back...
I need a grand title.
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Jared 
French but not gay.
Posts: 43
(8/14/01 9:57 pm)
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R0><
Who is "we're"?
XCJ?
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Triple Life
black
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(8/14/01 10:43 pm)
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Re: R0><
It's not "How does it taste" it's "Taste good", you stupid fucking faggot.
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My Head Hurts 90
Derek is fat.
Posts: 49
(8/15/01 12:53 am)
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Re: R0><
TL, honestly you are the most original man on the planet. Man, calling me a fag was a stroke of genius. Call me something else you unoriginal dicque.
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Punk MMIV
fag
Posts: 5
(8/15/01 12:59 am)
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Re: R0><
Going out of your way to use words like "dicque" makes you a faggot. Nobody cares about originality.
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StupidMike
Blackhearts Cock, My Ass,
GOLDEN MOMENTS.
Posts: 22
(8/15/01 3:00 am)
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Re: R0><
Well, you guys don't seemed to be too miffed about the mass bannings -- I guess that's good. Again I apologize for allowing an absurd action like that take place. I should have used my MANLY clout and put a stop to that shit.
Oh well, it did lead to the most homoerotic flame war EVER(I shall refer to it as "The Fag Wars" from this point on), which is something of an accomplishment, I guess.
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Big Fagot
14 year old girls are great.
Posts: 63
(8/15/01 8:25 am)
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Re: R0><
You shouldn't have banned PunkAsss. If there were a bunch of planets with each one ruled by a god, and all these gods lived in a kingdom, he would be the king. King God.
And he once had an effeminate AIM screen name, which is good.
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StupidMike
Blackhearts Cock, My Ass,
GOLDEN MOMENTS.
Posts: 23
(8/15/01 9:15 am)
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Re: R0><
You fucking mormon.
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Big Fagot
14 year old girls are great.
Posts: 64
(8/15/01 9:21 am)
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loOlol
Although I can't find fault with a religion that supports one man having multiple wives, I must beseech you.
Why was he banned, anyway?
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Triple Life
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(8/15/01 9:57 am)
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Re: loOlol
MHH, what I think is FUCKING HILARIOUS is the fact that you have used that as a response to flames at least 5 times. How original is that, on your part? Do you think that you're some creative comic genius by using the same thing multiple times? The fact that I said "stupid fucking faggot" should not negate the fact that you're a stupid fucking faggot who was wrong and is totally uncreative in his retorts.
Faggot.
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PunkAsss
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Posts: 10
(8/15/01 12:27 pm)
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Re: loOlol
It's as if entertainment personified copulated with this thread.
YES.
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The Vinny Mac
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Posts: 7
(8/15/01 1:08 pm)
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Re: We're Back.
Feel better now you're unbanned, Punkasss?
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R0x0rD00d
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(8/15/01 1:27 pm)
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Gay
Wow, this is moderately amusing.
Vito: I love you too, son.
Derek: You are a fat, corpulent, penis-devouring cockmonger. Take Mr. Popo's dildo-cock and shove it up your fat ass.
Jared: "We're" refers to myself, my multiple personalities (Kukkuk and Buttmonkey don't live in my closet anymore; they moved to the infamous gay spic neighborhood of Washington, known as Adams Morgan), and the board. I'm not a real reg anymore (I play Divi-Dead), but I still hang around.
Mike: GOOD FOR YOU. THE MORMONS ARE FUCKING GAY.
And to whoever claims that the Mormons are still polygamists: the church outlawed that bullshit years ago. I know this because I have a half-slant Mormon friend who told me this. Try NOT to yank your facts RIGHT OUT OF YOUR ASS.
Toodleoo
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PunkAsss
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(8/15/01 1:29 pm)
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Re: Gay
Being not banned beats the hell out of being banned.
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Big Fagot
14 year old girls are great.
Posts: 65
(8/15/01 2:16 pm)
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Re: Gay
R0x0rd00d verbally raped me.
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Theldorrin
Pseudo-intellectual ninny
Posts: 64
(8/15/01 2:46 pm)
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Where's XCJ? Or are his mouth and hands merely occupied?
I opened this thread and half expected him to go on another inane diatribe about how and why the forum died. At least he's got that gay out of his system. Now if only he would end his semen binge.
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Jared
French but not gay.
Posts: 44
(8/15/01 2:59 pm)
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XCJ
He used to IM me all the fucking time. Then he started acting like Hubris. But something happened and then he left. I don't remember though(gay).
Really fucking gay.
IE BAT HE IZ A LRRKER NOEW!11
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8 bit Orgy 
I invented explosive faggotry
Posts: 75
(8/15/01 4:51 pm)
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Re: XCJ
Then he started acting like Hubris. But something happened and then he left.
XCJ's life story.
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StupidMike
Blackhearts Cock, My Ass,
GOLDEN MOMENTS.
Posts: 24
(8/15/01 4:57 pm)
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Re: XCJ
BUT HE PLAYS EVERQUEST!
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TheDisheveledCommunist
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(8/15/01 5:23 pm)
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Re: XCJ
Satan's name pronounced in faglish.
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Vito Mazzarino
Where'sah mah spaghetti?
Posts: 43
(8/15/01 8:05 pm)
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Bleh
I really hope XCJ never comes back. A couple months ago, after Mike wiped MPP, he made a forum. Not just any forum, though, it was a super original and fantastic one!
It had a black and red color scheme!
It was called "The Palace"!
He wanted it to be the biggest and bestest flaming board ever!
He asked hubris, some others, and myself to post there. Hubris posted once and left. Others posted there once and left immediately after XCJ told them THEY WERE SO GAY for posting there (after he asked them) he wouldn’t want his high-quality (and extremely well-known) forum associated with them. Some beyond that probably took one look at the place and left forever. I, on the other hand, tried to be a nice guy and regularly post there. I made a random and silly thread about how XCJ's mother tried to proposition me (just to get things going). He replied with a 5-paragraph standard analytical essay about how my parents should be shot for infecting the world with more Catholics, why I am automatically sucking his shit by going with the overwhelming majority of people on Earth who believe in some sort of god, how he just won the "flame war", and why he was mistaken in asking me to post there.
He probably called me gay, too. I really don't fucking remember.
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The Mother Slice
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(8/15/01 8:45 pm)
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Re: Bleh
I remember what he did.
He posted that goatse.cx greeting picture.
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Jared
French but not gay.
Posts: 45
(8/15/01 8:48 pm)
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Re: Bleh
I saw that forum, that's what reminded me of him too. I don't remember the link, but it was gay.
INTENSELY GAY. I HAD TO LEAVE AFTER SEEING THAT DAMN TOUCAN PICTURE OF HIS.
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TheDisheveledCommunist
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(8/15/01 10:23 pm)
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Re: Bleh
It's still in existence as well. Rox0rd00d has it in his recent posts if I can remember correctly.
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My Head Hurts 90
Derek is fat.
Posts: 50
(8/16/01 12:07 am)
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Re: Bleh
TL all I'm saying is that if you want to insult me come up with something better. Fag is tossed around too much here. But if you can't think of anything I'll go down to you're level of inteligence and try insulting you.
TL IS A STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT NIGGER THAT EATS THE CHICKEN AND DRINKS THE MALT LIQUOR!
HAVING A SECOND GRADE VOCABULARY IS GR8! ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO PUT SOMEONE DOWN!
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SSJPrince
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(8/16/01 12:28 am)
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Re: Bleh
MHH, just stop.
You are both saying the same crap over and over.
Shut up.
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My Head Hurts 90
Derek is fat.
Posts: 51
(8/16/01 1:16 am)
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Re: Bleh
What are you talking about?
I called him a nigger in that last post!
Yes, I will stop because I just can't compete with the,
"YOU'RE A STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT" mentality.
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Jared
French but not gay.
Posts: 46
(8/16/01 1:22 am)
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Re: Bleh
What a fucking little piece of shit XCJ is. He ruined the name of the Palace with that god awful "remake".
pub37.ezboard.com/fkotfrm2
...Christ. He's honestly the only thing that should be banned.
But, gay. Where's Sehkmet(Whatever)? Blah. Random.
Yes.
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My Head Hurts 90
Derek is fat.
Posts: 52
(8/16/01 5:12 am)
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Re: Bleh
What the hell is with that gay ass pig?
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Jared
French but not gay.
Posts: 47
(8/16/01 5:25 am)
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Re: Bleh
It's tentacle rape. I changed it earlier, so gay.
Gay.
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My Head Hurts 90
Derek is fat.
Posts: 55
(8/16/01 7:09 am)
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Re: Bleh
I was talking about the Forum that you gave a link to. Every single thread has this pig next to it.
That pic is so very,very,gay.
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TheDisheveledCommunist
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(8/16/01 8:12 am)
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Re: Bleh
What nails the coffin of XCJ's proverbial coffin of gay, is the fact that his signature says: "Yeah, I'm from the Palace".
Rather disgraceful, no?
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My Head Hurts 90
Derek is fat.
Posts: 59
(8/16/01 11:51 am)
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Re: We're Back.
The man's custom titles are horrendous:
"I'm your God"
"Certaintly not a God"
That's just painful to read.
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Triple Life
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(8/16/01 1:01 pm)
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Re: Bleh
TL(,) all I'm saying is that if you want to insult me(,) come up with something better. Fag is tossed around too much here. But if you can't think of anything(,) I'll go down to you're(your) level of inteligence (intelligence) and try insulting you.
MHH, you are totally out of your element (San Francisco). Calling people gay is a cornerstone of this forum. If you want me to insult you by what you've done, I can do that. You post idiotic crap (the essay about an 11 year old), you're not quite are smart as you think, you not only asked me for a custom title, but you asked for a specific title and several other FAGGY offenses. It's great how you e-mail every administrator basically the same gay letter about wanting "Porch Monkey" as your custom title. I don't see what is funny about that. It doesn't even seem to relate to you at all. You're not funny. You're not clever. You're far from witty. Posting inane shit, as you are wont to do, does not impress anyone. Give it up, you faggot (YES!).
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Big Fagot
14 year old girls are great.
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(8/16/01 1:29 pm)
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Re: Bleh
Triple Life IS a stupid fucking faggot nigger who eats chicken and drinks malt liquor, though, so I don't see what prevents you, logically, from being a faggot.
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Triple Life
black
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(8/16/01 2:03 pm)
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Re: Bleh
Hey, I don't drink malt liquor.
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My Head Hurts 90
Derek is fat.
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(8/16/01 2:41 pm)
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Re: Bleh
TL, I only wanted "Porch Monkey" on your board. I wanted my favorite BG quote,"Fuck you human speak & spell" for this one. I suppose I should throw in the obligatory, "stupid fag" comment. You're a stupid faggot. Wow. Bow down to my greatness.
And as for my article, well that's you're opinion.
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Triple Life
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(8/16/01 2:59 pm)
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Re: Bleh
"That's you are opinion."
OH NO! I'M THE HUMAN SPEAK AND SPELL. I'M SORRY I HAVE A GRASP ON THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE!
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Vito Mazzarino
Where'sah mah spaghetti?
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(8/16/01 3:01 pm)
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Nope
That's a consensus. I could have easily called it gay many, MANY times if I didn't involuntarily pull my modem plug out of the wall when reading it. Yes.
Interestingly enough, I'd say you're in no position to call anything fat/gay/retarded only after seeing your little piece (penis joke).
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Brandylion
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(8/16/01 4:50 pm)
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Re: Nope
For some reason, Rox & his ass toy, XCJ, irritate me. I can't read any of their posts without feeling like someone's slowly dragging their fingernails across a chalkboard behind me.
I will cook up a mess of chitlins for TL one day.
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Triple Life
black
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(8/16/01 5:28 pm)
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Re: Nope
In exchange, I will let you nurse on my cock.
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My Head Hurts 90
Derek is fat.
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(8/16/01 5:31 pm)
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Re: Nope
Damn that blasted opium to infernal hell!
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bitter gigatron
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(8/16/01 5:45 pm)
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Re: Nope
"OH NO! I'M THE HUMAN SPEAK AND SPELL. I'M SORRY I HAVE A GRASP ON THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE!"
See, someone actually used one of my patented one liners. And someone had the gaul to say it was faglish. I am not e11t, but i am not gay either!
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Jared
French but not gay.
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(8/17/01 12:22 am)
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Re: Nope
Fuck me Brandy.
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JewBagelDopeMan
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(8/17/01 12:45 am)
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Re: Nope
If you can't understand that he's mocking you, than sir, you are gay.
Really, really gay.
Gayer than a million bath houses.
Truly.
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JewBagelDopeMan
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(8/17/01 12:51 am)
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Pretend this is an edit.
Gaul was a country, where France is now.
Gall is the word you seek.
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Ace Kendo
I was Action Hank! :)
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(8/17/01 8:50 am)
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Re: Pretend this is an edit.
Opium is a drug, and its bad for you.
AND WE DON'T FUCKIN CARE THAT YOU SMOKED IT! NO EXCUSE.
Faggo!
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Big Fagot
14 year old girls are great.
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(8/17/01 8:52 am)
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Re: Pretend this is an edit.
Not the straightest country to reference, either.
What with the French.
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TheDisheveledCommunist
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(8/17/01 9:49 am)
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Re: Pretend this is an edit.
You would enjoy France. Especially the Eifel Tower.
Gay.
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Big Fagot
14 year old girls are great.
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(8/17/01 11:06 am)
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Re: Pretend this is an edit.
Yes, the Eiffel Tower is an impressive achievement, and I think I should like to see it.
But, you know, only because it looks like a penis, and I am a homosexual.
Naturally.
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Jared
French but not gay.
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(8/17/01 11:08 am)
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Re: Pretend this is an edit.
It does look like a penis.
THAT'S WHY I NEVER WENT TO SEE IT.
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8 bit Orgy
I invented explosive faggotry
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(8/17/01 11:43 am)
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Re: Pretend this is an edit.
The Eifel Tower is not that big. They have one that's twice as tall in Poland of all countries. But who the fuck cares about Poland?
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Ace Kendo
I was Action Hank! :)
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(8/17/01 12:02 pm)
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Re: Pretend this is an edit.
The Poles.
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Jared
French but not gay.
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(8/17/01 1:43 pm)
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Re: Pretend this is an edit.
Extremely gay countries (France) (USA(!)) tend to get more attention.
HOW GAY.
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The Mother Slice
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(8/17/01 1:46 pm)
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Re: Pretend this is an edit.
Jon Pal teh secind.
he si th e holi oen
The food will make you sick.
You'll have the runs for weeks!
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TheDisheveledCommunist
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(8/17/01 4:43 pm)
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Re: Pretend this is an edit.
The only thing you can hope for when you go to France is to get drunk (on smuggled beer, not the fucking wine that is produced there) and fall unconcious in some sort of airplane cargo, or transport ship.
Not even the cuisine can save that country from years of being the gayest country in the world.
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Theldorrin
Pseudo-intellectual ninny
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(8/17/01 4:59 pm)
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Re: Pretend this is an edit.
They have no legal drinking age (or it's really really young). That is the only good thing about France.
Nobody gets drunk off of beer. The alcohol content is far too low, and it takes far too much to become inebriated.
I thought Greece was the gayest.
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Jared
French but not gay.
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(8/17/01 6:14 pm)
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Re: Pretend this is an edit.
Fact is a lot of European countries have no drinking age limit. They have commercials with 15 year old kids drinking beer, walking down the street. It's fucking wonderful, even though I can legally drink anyway.
Beer is for being lazy, not getting drunk. Who ever can get drunk off of beer needs to start drinking more.
Greece is fucking fagland. YEAH, AND YOU THOUGHT THE FRENCH WERE BAD.
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The Mother Slice
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(8/17/01 6:34 pm)
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Re: Pretend this is an edit.
Greece practically invented Gay!
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PunkAsss
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(8/17/01 7:55 pm)
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Re: Pretend this is an edit.
I think we're all biased from knowing Chris Psaros.
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Theldorrin
Pseudo-intellectual ninny
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(8/17/01 8:47 pm)
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Re: Pretend this is an edit.
I'd like to think that Greece invented gay...
UK has a drinking limit, I believe. Though they're not very Euroopean. Oh well. No limit is still better than 19 (or 21 if you live in some places).
Quebec should increase their usefulness by decreasing their age limit further.
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Jared
French but not gay.
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(8/17/01 8:50 pm)
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Re: Pretend this is an edit.
I think it's also because they took long hot showers together with no women in sight.
Do you live in Quebec, Thel? That's horrible, sir. How can you stand their gay?
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Theldorrin
Pseudo-intellectual ninny
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(8/17/01 8:57 pm)
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Poutine is like a dirty, dirty snatch.
No. But it is only a few hours drive. I had friends that visited when they were 18 specifically to drink. Seems like quite a bit of effort.
Older siblings are wonderful.
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StupidMike
Blackhearts Cock, My Ass,
GOLDEN MOMENTS.
Posts: 25
(8/17/01 11:32 pm)
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Re: Poutine is like a dirty, dirty snatch.
There isn't really a drinking age in Belgium either, and some people here still have nigra slaves. Why, it was just yesterday when this...
Nevermind, gay.
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pimprock
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(8/18/01 1:33 am)
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Re: Poutine is like a dirty, dirty snatch.
I think that if you people that live in major cities ever moved to a rural, farming community you would be shocked.
Hell, here in the part of Ohio that I live in, you don't have to worry about drinking laws. A lot of people here have their own stills and get away with it, buying beer and whiskey is as easy as buying milk. TEH REDNECKS AM BE DRUNKS AT EARLY AGES!!!
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Brandylion
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(8/18/01 8:49 am)
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Re: Poutine is like a dirty, dirty snatch.
I've tried moonshine. It was awful! Smelled & tasted like gasoline (what I imagine gas would taste like).
Heh, I guess I'm a certified redneck. I actually got drunk at age 13 mos. My parents were having a party & they hired a babysitter to watch & keep us kids upstairs. I managed to slip by her & go downstairs (I was an early walker & could move pretty good), find someone's rum & coke, & drink it down before anybody noticed me. My parents said that my face was bright red, I reeked of alcohol, & I couldn't walk anymore.
My mom rushed me to the emergency room & the doc said that I would be alright, just let me sleep it off.
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TheDisheveledCommunist
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(8/18/01 9:19 am)
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Re: Poutine is like a dirty, dirty snatch.
I used to live in Quebec. (Gay.Very Gay. Tremendously gay.) Thankfully it was at the very least an English Town. The only good booze that came out of there was Labatt Blue, and Molson Dry, everything else was pure shit.
Canada is suprisingly extremely rascist, I remember the old school yard days of playing "Catch the Darkie and beat his ass." True, but gay.
England's drinking limit is relaxed. at age 13 I was allowed into pubs, and then my still-underage cousin could buy us Ale/Liquor/gay.
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Ace Kendo
I was Action Hank! :)
Posts: 21
(8/18/01 7:56 pm)
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Re: Poutine is like a dirty, dirty snatch.
I bet you gut really drunk on the gay, there.
Cheap shot, not necessary, but the set-up begged for a take.
Apologies.
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pimprock
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Posts: 31
(8/18/01 8:23 pm)
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Re: Poutine is like a dirty, dirty snatch.
The last time I tried moonshine, I became horribly sick. I passed out, and when I woke up I vomited nonstop for half an hour, not to mention the worst headache I have ever had. And until about a day later I had blurred vision, and I felt light headed. THEN ON TOP OF IT ALL, it gave me some kind of gay kidney infection, and I had to take antibiotics.
So the lesson is that Southern Comfort is the best.
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TheDisheveledCommunist
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Posts: 30
(8/18/01 8:42 pm)
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Re: Poutine is like a dirty, dirty snatch.
I think I have the "authority" to say that that was terrible.
The gay in Quebec kills however, so you might have a point.
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Theldorrin
Pseudo-intellectual ninny
Posts: 74
(8/18/01 8:44 pm)
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The gay from quebec seeps over the borders.
No Sleemans?
You still had harder liquor, right?
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Ace Kendo
I was Action Hank! :)
Posts: 22
(8/18/01 8:54 pm)
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Re: The gay from quebec seeps over the borders.
Souther Comfort can't hold up to Wild Turkey.
Never.
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TheDisheveledCommunist
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Posts: 31
(8/19/01 10:27 am)
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Re: The gay from quebec seeps over the borders.
Very little hard liquor around where I lived, the SAQ (Societe D'Alcohol de Quebec) was all fucking wine.
My dad would bring back Jim Bean and Bacardi, occaisionally.
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Derek Payne
I had cybersex with Brian.
Posts: 55
(8/19/01 12:41 pm)
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Re: The gay from quebec seeps over the borders.
Jim Bean tastes like battery acid.
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Jared
French but not gay.
Posts: 60
(8/19/01 2:56 pm)
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Re: The gay from quebec seeps over the borders.
The hard liquor would probably destroy their gay little accents, so that's why they have none.
Quebec is really fucking gay. tHEY shuLd brek ofF end SturT thier oWn cuntry@1111!1!!!1
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Brandylion
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Posts: 10
(8/19/01 8:06 pm)
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Re: The gay from quebec seeps over the borders.
Jim BeaM, dumbasses.
Jared, I'll bet your accent is sexy, not gay.
Hott Frog.
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The Mother Slice
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Posts: 44
(8/20/01 8:53 pm)
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Re: The gay from quebec seeps over the borders.
You mean the sausage guy?
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JewBagelDopeMan
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Posts: 20
(8/21/01 12:51 am)
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Re: The gay from quebec seeps over the borders.
That's Jimmy Dean, shithead.
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The Mother Slice
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Posts: 45
(8/21/01 10:48 am)
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Re: The gay from quebec seeps over the borders.
Oh! Oh! PARDON ME!
I got this thing for sausage.
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TheDisheveledCommunist
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Posts: 34
(8/21/01 7:43 pm)
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Re: The gay from quebec seeps over the borders.
Sir/Maam, were you ever crowned the Kebasa Queen?
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Queero McGayguy
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Posts: 30
(8/22/01 8:16 am)
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Re: The gay from quebec seeps over the borders.
I don't drink and never have.
I have more productive things to do with time, thankfully.
NOTHING GAY THOUGH.
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