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Gimp Mask
Rape... is art.
Posts: 7
(8/9/01 3:20 pm)
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How many of you are going to have children ...
For the express purpose of performing deviant sexual acts on them such as molestation and sodomy?
I am.
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Spamdini
Canadian waste
Posts: 12
(8/9/01 3:50 pm)
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Re: How many of you are going to have children ...
Unfortunately, many obscure accidents have left me sterile.
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Vito Mazzarino
Where'sah mah spaghetti?
Posts: 17
(8/9/01 3:51 pm)
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Jesus
Why exectly does this forum exist if half the people posting go out of their way to say they have sex with kids, man ass, animals, Derek, and elderly women?
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MADali
Some kind of sand nigger faggot.
Posts: 9
(8/9/01 4:18 pm)
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Re: Jesus
Wow. Vito's comment sure was pointless.
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Big Fagot
14 year old girls are great.
Posts: 41
(8/9/01 4:39 pm)
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Re: Jesus
VITO, YOU SHOULD MAKE A FORUM BECAUSE IT WOULD BE SO NICE AND PERFECT.
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Harassment the Squirrel
gay grows in my pants
Posts: 28
(8/9/01 4:59 pm)
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Out of my way.
I have sex with kids, man ass, animals, Derek, and elderly women. I also fuck myself so don't bother.
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jerrythemagicelf
Registered User
Posts: 1
(8/9/01 5:20 pm)
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Re: Out of my way.
No kids for me, I'm just going to fuck myself. Maybe one day, I'll start fucking others...
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8 bit Orgy 
I invented explosive faggotry
Posts: 30
(8/9/01 5:27 pm)
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Re: Out of my way.
I like to lick the tears off my victim's eyeballs.
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Vito Mazzarino
Where'sah mah spaghetti?
Posts: 18
(8/9/01 10:11 pm)
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THIS IS SARCASM BECAUSE IT'S I HIT CAPS LOCK
BIG FAGOT, YOU SHOULD MAKE A FORUM BECAUSE IT WOULD BE MORE NICE AND PERFECT THAN MY IMAGINARY FORUM THAT'S NICER AND PERFECTER THAN THIS ONE! IT WOULD BE SO GREAT! IT WOULD HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH THE SPIRIT OF THE ORIGIONAL MPP BOARD! MANY, MANY PEOPLE COULD POST THERE MANY, MANY TIMES ABOUT WHATEVER THEY WANT WITHOUCT ANY RESTRICTION OR MODERATION! THERE WOULDN'T NEED TO BE FLAMING, BECAUSE EVERYONE CAN JUST POINT OUT HOW THEY’RE POSTING STUPID/GAY SHIT! IT WOULD BE A BIG FAGOT COMMUNITY WHERE EVERYONE WILL DEVALUE WOMEN, TALK ABOUT HOW BIG THEIR PENISES ARE, AND FLIRT WITH EACH OTHER! IT COULD BE ALMOST AS GOOD AS BLOWING YOURSELF! YOU CAN EVEN GIVE IT A HALF-RETARDED, HOMOSEXUAL, AND UN-CLEVER TITLE TO REFLECT ITS POPULATION AND CONTENT!
Wait, it was called "Fagtown, USA". MPP isn't FTU.
The big, scary letters hurt my eyes...
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Big Fagot
14 year old girls are great.
Posts: 43
(8/9/01 10:56 pm)
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Vito, sir
You need to calm down. If I'd known you had ADHD, I wouldn't have crossed you.
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ChrisPsaros 
Card-carrying NAMBLA member.
Posts: 13
(8/9/01 11:12 pm)
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Re: THIS IS SARCASM BECAUSE IT'S I HIT CAPS LOCK
Damn.
Thats'ah one angareh fellah.
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Vito Mazzarino
Where'sah mah spaghetti?
Posts: 19
(8/9/01 11:20 pm)
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Okay
If I was some attention deficit sixth-grader, I would find the spastic, random fun of FTU more fitting. MOST OF THAT WAS IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE I WASN'T (WASN'T!) TRYING TO SATIRE YOUR ADOPTED-ALDP-EXAGGERATED-ADOPTED-MIKE-PAYNE-STYLE-ALL-CAPS-SARCASM-NOTATION! NO SIR! FAR FROM IT! HONEST!
Why, I would wonder what sort of attention span someone without the focus to see that has...
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SSJPrince
ss
Posts: 27
(8/9/01 11:22 pm)
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Re: Okay
So the caps were there because you Caps Lock got stuck?
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Vito Mazzarino
Where'sah mah spaghetti?
Posts: 20
(8/9/01 11:25 pm)
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Inspiration
Maybe your COCKMAGNETic-field accidentally threw it while I wasn't looking.
He-haw! Yes.
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SSJPrince
ss
Posts: 28
(8/9/01 11:48 pm)
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Re: Inspiration
COCKMAGNETic-field?
Is that some kind of Italian slang?
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Vito Mazzarino
Where'sah mah spaghetti?
Posts: 21
(8/9/01 11:57 pm)
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Nostalgia
Every one of my words is calculated deliberate. Do you think I'd ever SPERMTAP on the keyboard and produce the same inane shit that you do? No, sir.
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ChrisPsaros 
Card-carrying NAMBLA member.
Posts: 15
(8/10/01 12:02 am)
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Re: Nostalgia
Sir, just for the record, the use of all caps to denote sarcasm did not originate with Mike Payne or on this board. I for one engaged in that particular practice long before coming into contact with either. HOWEVER, I will admit that I use it much more liberally now, as I do the words "gay" and "faggot."
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Vito Mazzarino
Where'sah mah spaghetti?
Posts: 23
(8/10/01 12:17 am)
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Blah
As far as I care, it's one of Payne's mannerisms that spread to the pre-ezboard and continued outward from there.
Mike is the great mother. We all suck from his generous and multi-nipple'd bosom.
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SSJPrince
ss
Posts: 29
(8/10/01 12:30 am)
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Re: Blah
Write a fucking history book, won't ya?
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8 bit Orgy 
I invented explosive faggotry
Posts: 33
(8/10/01 7:53 am)
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Re: How many of you are going to have children ...
VIIIIIITTTTTOOOOOOOO!!!!
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MADali
Some kind of sand nigger faggot.
Posts: 10
(8/10/01 11:44 am)
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Re: How many of you are going to have children ...
"THE SPIRIT OF THE ORIGIONAL MPP BOARD"
You people are geeks.
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Punk BAM BAM Asss
Registered User
Posts: 1
(8/10/01 11:53 am)
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Re: How many of you are going to have children ...
I tried to make a forum once. Unfortunately, it didn't have the spirit of the original MPP board, so Ezboard shut it down immediately.
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ChrisPsaros 
Card-carrying NAMBLA member.
Posts: 20
(8/10/01 12:52 pm)
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Re: How many of you are going to have children ...
What the fuck is this BAM BAM shit?
I mean, damn, gay.
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StupidMike
Blackhearts Cock, My Ass, GOLDEN MOMENTS.
Posts: 16
(8/10/01 1:04 pm)
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Re: How many of you are going to have children ...
It's like the Flinstones, except gayer, because it's on the internet.
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Harassment the Squirrel
gay grows in my pants
Posts: 32
(8/10/01 1:14 pm)
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BAM BAM
gay
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jerrythemagicelf
Registered User
Posts: 3
(8/10/01 2:17 pm)
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Re: BAM BAM
So what if some guy wants to sit around in his own yard naked?
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Derek Payne
I had cybersex with Brian.
Posts: 39
(8/10/01 2:30 pm)
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Re: Blah
I thought you were too busy sucking from the multiheaded penis of gay.
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PunkAsss
Registered User
Posts: 1
(8/10/01 4:18 pm)
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Re: Blah
Let's all insult eachother about our names and have a big gay orgy.
ChrisPsaros? What's with this using your real name and having the first name "Chris" shit?
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Queero McGayguy
Registered User
Posts: 11
(8/10/01 5:35 pm)
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Re: Blah
The guy in your picture is an EXCELLENT nigger smasher. BAM!!!!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHA BLACK PEOPLE
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Vito Mazzarino
Where'sah mah spaghetti?
Posts: 24
(8/10/01 7:06 pm)
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My God, Kirk Cobain was right!
Gay. All of it.
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DEADPOOL mercs r us 
Registered User
Posts: 2
(8/10/01 11:17 pm)
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Re: My God, Kirk Cobain was right!
hey wog your very gay huh, i saw ass fucking a donkey yesterday, a 2 year old male gay 1
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