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brentonscc
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(10/28/01 9:39 pm)
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Homo explosion.
I'm at ground zero.
Edited by: Yogurtman at: 10/31/01 10:58:15 pm
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Guilty by asociation
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(10/28/01 11:26 pm)
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Just for Theldorrin
I'm majoring in Gay Studies.
d/dx 1/2*GAY^2 = Me.
Edited by: Yogurtman at: 10/31/01 11:03:04 pm
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Theldorrin
Pseudo-intellectual ninny
Posts: 86
(10/29/01 6:50 am)
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Re: fagort
Dead boards always seem to attract a swarm of faggots.
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8 bit Orgy 
I invented explosive faggotry
Posts: 109
(10/29/01 8:06 am)
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Re: fagort
HEY GUIYS!
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brentonscc
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Posts: 2
(10/29/01 1:25 pm)
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Re: fagort
I meant to type something comprehensible, but I was blinded by semen.
Edited by: Yogurtman at: 10/31/01 11:04:22 pm
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Theldorrin
Pseudo-intellectual ninny
Posts: 88
(10/29/01 2:32 pm)
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Re: fagort
I'm stupefied by your incredible wit.
I can only imagine the incredible duel of words that would result if you met someone like David Stavros. Of course, gay assfucking is more likely to occur.
I take it you're from GameFaqs? So you acknowledge your excessive levels of estrogen? It's nice that you're comfortable with your homosexuality, but that sort of thing isn't real done here. You'll have to take your artificial phallus and go elsewhere.
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Teh Comunist
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(10/29/01 2:33 pm)
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Re: fagort
I can easily see the connection between Gamefaqs and being effeminate "f4gorts".
I take it you ment you were from GameFAGs?
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brentonscc
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Posts: 3
(10/29/01 3:21 pm)
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Re: fagort
I enjoy posting things which you just read.
My mother says I'm special.
Edited by: Yogurtman at: 10/31/01 10:57:37 pm
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Teh Comunist
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(10/29/01 6:36 pm)
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Re: fagort
Of course! You must know who David Stavros is! And whats this? You've written the exact same thing? Wow, Theldorrin must of gone to great lenghts to copy from a master such as you.
Alright @#%$-menagerie, Theldorrin had posted at around the same time as I.
And my original tripe stands clear of your vehement, adamantly homosexual 'fl4m0r' diatribe.
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My Head Hurts 90
Derek is fat.
Posts: 88
(10/31/01 10:26 am)
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Re: fagort
I don't think he understood the big words in that post.
Fantastic, now that I have posted the gay fanatic will copy & paste this into his next post.
His faggotry is astounding.
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Teh Comunist
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(10/31/01 9:21 pm)
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Re: fagort
Why did it censor c0ck?
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Theldorrin
Pseudo-intellectual ninny
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(11/1/01 1:18 am)
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Yogurtman is my new idol.
Yes.
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Guilty by asociation
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(11/1/01 9:00 pm)
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Re: Yogurtman is my new idol.
mine too.
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brentonscc
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(11/2/01 2:59 pm)
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Re: Yogurtman is my new idol.
Nothing wrong with abusing power. Abusing power gayly; however, as in "of the fag" is just too queeriness for you to understand.
It's just like that time I came over to you house. You're dad was putting a broomstick with a condom over the top up your ass. Now, I TOLD you to kill your dad to which you reply like a bitchity bitch, "I don't even have a gun."
Basically saying you are too much of a homo-puss to shoot/kill someone.
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Triple Life
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(11/2/01 7:39 pm)
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Re: Yogurtman is my new idol.
Gay.
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Teh Comunist
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(11/2/01 8:28 pm)
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Re: Yogurtman is my new idol.
With that sort of spiel you might as well call us 'afgainaistun homos' and tell us to @#%$ off and die.
Do you insult 1st graders for practice, Brenton?
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brentonscc
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(11/2/01 9:21 pm)
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Re: Yogurtman is my new idol.
I obviously get more practice than you Mr.ibendoverinfrontoftheprinterinorderforpapertobeshovedupmyass. I told you to just find a nice full-sized dildo, however you insist on typing "DICK" on a document and printing it into your ass.
Then you ask me why you have paper cuts all over you @#%$ and offer to lick mine. I don't need my @#%$ licked, do you?
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My Head Hurts 90
Derek is fat.
Posts: 89
(11/3/01 12:23 am)
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Re: Yogurtman is my new idol.
Stop posting, Brenton. Before you become gay.
What am I saying? Brenton has always been gay.
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Theldorrin
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Posts: 91
(11/3/01 1:42 am)
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Re: Yogurtman is my new idol.
Oh no! If Mr. iamgayandilikehavinggaysexwithmenandmyassisasemenvacuumandilikesuckingonbigblackcock strings together a bunch of irreverent insults from his award winning book "The Pride is Back: Gay Power" nobody can stand against him!
It's funny that he has every sexually transmitted disease and still isn't dead. His homo-gay powers are truly formidable.
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brentonscc
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(11/3/01 5:44 am)
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Re: Yogurtman is my new idol.
Listen, if you really want to change your name to homofag_i'mgay to show everyone on the boards that you enjoy various sharp objects shoved up your ass including but not limited to: knives, pine tree branches, rusty nails, etc. etc., you can, but I refuse to tell everyone that you worship the lead singer of Crazytown like a god. That would make your penis explode much like the time when you rolled down the levee naked only to get your nuts sliced open by a stray piece of glass.
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Teh Comunist
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(11/3/01 9:31 am)
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Re: Yogurtman is my new idol.
That is as witty as "I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I"
eye hope joo deie buy a strey peice of glsass!
Joo felatte marilin menson!
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My Head Hurts 90
Derek is fat.
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(11/3/01 12:05 pm)
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This man is beyond gay
Jesus, Brenton, are you 5 years old?
Just stop the gay, Brenton.
JU SHULD CHAGEN YUR NAME TU CHRIST PSAROS BECUZ YOU RAPE KISD AND YOU SI GYA111111 LOLZ
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brentonscc
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(11/3/01 2:06 pm)
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Re: This man is beyond gay
Ok, one down, and head hurts can't even flame. He shouldn't be here.
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My Head Hurts 90
Derek is fat.
Posts: 91
(11/3/01 4:08 pm)
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Re: This man is beyond gay
Oh gee, that hurts coming from someone that has the disposition of a pre-schooler.
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brentonscc
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(11/3/01 10:08 pm)
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Re: This man is beyond gay
Nothing wrong with abusing power. Abusing power gayly; however, as in "of the fag" is just too queeriness for you to understand.
It's just like that time I came over to you house. You're dad was putting a broomstick with a condom over the top up your ass. Now, I TOLD you to kill your dad to which you reply like a bitchity bitch, "I don't even have a gun."
Basically saying you are too much of a homo-puss to shoot/kill someone.
I obviously get more practice than you Mr.ibendoverinfrontoftheprinterinorderforpapertobeshovedupmyass. I told you to just find a nice full-sized dildo, however you insist on typing "DICK" on a document and printing it into your ass.
Then you ask me why you have paper cuts all over your @#%$ and offer to lick mine. I don't need my @#%$ licked, do you?
That got deleted somehow.
I couldn't read heat hurt's last post, my straight eyes can't take that much gay at once. Especially when someone pretentious and still makes herself look gay.
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SytheWierd
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(11/4/01 2:18 am)
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Re: This man is beyond gay
I obviously get more practice than you Mr.ibendoverinfrontoftheprinterinorderforpapertobeshovedupmyass. I told you to just find a nice full-sized dildo, however you insist on typing "DICK" on a document and printing it into your ass.
GREATEST FLAME EVER! EVER!
THis guy is king. Crown him. YOu guys suck.
Really. His @#%$ taste good?
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My Head Hurts 90
Derek is fat.
Posts: 92
(11/4/01 10:09 am)
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Re: This man is beyond gay
This has got to be the gayest thread in MPP history.
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Teh Comunist
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(11/4/01 10:24 am)
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Re: This man is beyond gay
Horoscope for today:
You will act like a stupid faggot, and be criticized for it.
Suicide is an option. Go kill yourself before your father gives you syphillis and you go down in a spiral of homosexual madness.
You may heed these words too late.
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My Head Hurts 90
Derek is fat.
Posts: 93
(11/4/01 2:49 pm)
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Re: This man is beyond gay
GREATEST FLAME EVER111111
LOLZ OMG
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brentonscc
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(11/4/01 5:56 pm)
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Re: This man is beyond gay
"Horoscope for today:"
Wow! You really came out swinging your vagina. Try calling me a homonigger or something funny when trying to flame.
"You will act like a stupid faggot, and be criticized for it."
That's criticism, looks like some kiddie @#%$ to me. If you were capable of taking those needles out of your penis's hole for one minute you could have come up with flames that weren't mere imitation.
"Suicide is an option. Go kill yourself before your father gives you syphillis and you go down in a spiral of homosexual madness."
You the person scared to kill your own father tells me to kill my self? Let's get the jaw of life out of your ass it's making it wide enough for 3 gay men's penises.
"You may heed these words too late."
Queered up your already gay post.
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My Head Hurts 90
Derek is fat.
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(11/4/01 8:35 pm)
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Re: This man is beyond gay
BRETNON WIHT TEH WITTIENESS
JU A HOMO A NIGGER HAhA hA HA HA OMG I'M SO FUNNY I WILL BEE LIEK BRTNON. I AM TEH BEST.
"If you were capable of taking those needles out of your penis's hole for one minute you could have come up with flames that weren't mere imitation."
Practice what you preach.
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The Longest Line
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(11/4/01 10:42 pm)
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Re: This man is beyond gay
brenton has teh gratest flames ever.
EVER!!!1111
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PunkAsss
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Posts: 13
(11/5/01 1:17 pm)
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Re: This man is beyond gay
This thread has magic penis powers.
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brentonscc
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(11/5/01 2:15 pm)
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Re: This man is beyond gay
Wow head hurts, you can flame by making up things that never were really there, incredibly gayative.
If you for one second could get your nose out of you vagina and stop watching "Walker: Texas Ranger" marathons, you could think of something more creative than that.
It's not my fault you got fu(ked up by eating a man's assh0le that was previously filled with paint thinner. The only thing I ever did to you was taking those pictures of you penis after those 24 hour ass-loving contests and posted them on the previous board you used to go on under the name iluvgarthbrooks. The gayest part of your name being the spelling of love "luv". I guess if you really ever thought of something I would have to bring up the time you went to moon me only to have a bitten off penis firmly placed in your ass.
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brentonscc
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(11/5/01 2:19 pm)
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Re: This man is beyond gay
"Practice what you preach."
This has to be the kind of guy that types, "play with fyah, ya gonna get burned!" while he plays Quake III all day.
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Teh Comunist
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(11/5/01 6:30 pm)
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Re: This man is beyond gay
Sometimes, it's hilarious to write pure @#%$ and then watch people respond.
How is making fun of Walker Texas Ranger a humorous thing?I mean am I the only person who thinks that someone with a BURNING desire to flame someone, shouldn't have to resort to obtuse insults that seem completely arbitrary?"
" Go watceh teh gaurdien you fagot, adn sneff taht coaciane, leik teh mein geuy on de show"
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My Head Hurts 90
Derek is fat.
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(11/5/01 6:33 pm)
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Re: This man is beyond gay
"This has to be the kind of guy that types, "play with fyah, ya gonna get burned!" while he plays Quake III all day."
.........
I honestly have no idea how to respond to such gay.
I'm going to let your faggotry speak for itself.
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Teh Comunist
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(11/5/01 6:36 pm)
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Re: This man is beyond gay
And on subject of hypocrisy, which I easily pull out of your tried and trued, lubricated @#%$, how do you FLAME one's FLAME with such nonsense? I assume you lose because you called him a "homonigger".
"cockwhore"
"bastardfleecer"
"Dagofaggot"
"Sand Nigger vagina"
"Captain (purple behemoth) @#%$ eater"
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brentonscc
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(11/6/01 2:55 pm)
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Re: This man is beyond gay
Wow, you two are horrible. The consistent "i dunt liek yuo" isn't getting better with every post, though you seem to think it is for some reason.
I wouldn't be amazed at all if Mikey was better........if he would ever post again.
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My Head Hurts 90
Derek is fat.
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(11/6/01 7:32 pm)
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Re: This man is beyond gay
This man's idiocy astounds me.
He reminds me of Fabio69.
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Yogurtman
Beating women is an art form.
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(11/6/01 9:09 pm)
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Re: This man is beyond gay
This thread is a lot better if you ignore the posts and just read the custom titles.
Derek is fat.
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PunkAsss
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(11/6/01 9:15 pm)
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Re: This man is beyond gay
GOD DAMMIT, BRENTON, DON'T CALL ME PET NAMES. I'M SUPPOSED TO BE A HARDCORE @#%$.
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Ace Kendo
I was Action Hank! :)
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(11/6/01 10:33 pm)
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Re: This man is beyond gay
This forum has lost the battle, but its spirit still burns.
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Yogurtman
Beating women is an art form.
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(11/7/01 2:12 am)
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Re: This man is beyond gay
Until I delete it.
I'm about five Brenton posts away.
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PunkAsss
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(11/7/01 8:44 am)
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Re: This man is beyond gay
Before I saw this thread, Brenton went up to me at school and started talking about how he had outflamed everybody at Popos Palace. "This one guy said I was kind, and that they should put a crown on me."
But rest assured that when he says this stuff in person, you can tell what he's talking about, and it is usually funny.
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PunkAsss
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(11/7/01 8:48 am)
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Re: This man is beyond gay
In that last post, "kind" is supposed to be "king", but I'm stupid, and I can't edit my own god damn post.
Also, somebody make Brenton a moderator.
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Yogurtman
Beating women is an art form.
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(11/7/01 11:05 am)
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Re: This man is beyond gay
No admins come here. I think they've forgotten this board exists.
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PunkAsss
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(11/7/01 11:11 am)
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Re: This man is beyond gay
Well, give him his own forum at Fagtown and link it here so I can go up to him at school and say, "Yeah, I'm the @#%$. I can get you some power at some obscure internet forum."
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Yogurtman
Beating women is an art form.
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(11/7/01 11:21 am)
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Re: This man is beyond gay
But he's gay.
Are you going to actually benefit from this? If so, I suppose I could do it just because you're super.
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brentonscc
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(11/7/01 11:59 am)
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Re: This man is beyond gay
Damnit Mikey, you just need some more drugs from KZ. I can't believe you called me kind you cockmouth, and how dare you say I'm coherent sometimes.
I can't believe you used to hang out here. These people can't come up with flames that aren't mocking people or saying they are younger than they actually are. That's why you always suck when we get into disputes. The people you learn from are Garth Brooks/Crazytown lovers.
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PunkAsss
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(11/7/01 1:30 pm)
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Re: This man is beyond gay
I never used to hang out here.
I used to read this forum sometimes back when completely different people posted here, but now it's just Yogurtman and about five unimportant people from fagtown that stick around here for some reason.
And our "disputes" merely consist of you saying, "ONE TIME YOU WENT UP TO ME AND SAID YOU COULD PLAY THE GUITAR, AND THEN PULLED YOUR DICK OFF YOUR PENIS AND PUT IT IN YOUR POCKET" followed by me and Frank laughing.
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Theldorrin
Pseudo-intellectual ninny
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(11/7/01 1:53 pm)
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Ace is still the gayest.
I'm not from fagtown.
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brentonscc
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(11/7/01 2:48 pm)
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Re: Ace is still the gayest.
Yeah, you lost that one bad.
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My Head Hurts 90
Derek is fat.
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(11/7/01 4:26 pm)
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Re: Ace is still the gayest.
"These people can't come up with flames that aren't mocking people or saying they are younger than they actually are. That's why you always suck when we get into disputes. The people you learn from are Garth Brooks/Crazytown lovers."
I love how this guy contradicts himself in two sentences.
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Shini Gama 
homo butts r teh best
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(11/7/01 6:13 pm)
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I posted, that means I'm not lurking.
It's good to see that Yogurtman(One of the 5 heterosexuals left here) hasn't shot himself after reading this thread. It's also reassuring that Mike posted, that means he's still around, if not writing.
The custom titles are grand. I think I may still dislike mine though.
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brentonscc
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(11/7/01 8:44 pm)
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Re: I posted, that means I'm not lurking.
"I love how this guy contradicts himself in two sentences."
Yeah, the contradiction of.....
He prefers to be called Mikey.
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My Head Hurts 90
Derek is fat.
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(11/8/01 12:05 pm)
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Re: I posted, that means I'm not lurking.
I'm sorry if the level of intelligence in that post was too high for you to understand.
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Teh Comunist
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(11/9/01 12:28 pm)
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Re: I posted, that means I'm not lurking.
Inanity works.
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double dozed
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(11/16/01 8:38 pm)
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Re: I posted, that means I'm not lurking.
Who is this big gay?
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Big Fagot
14 year old girls are great.
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(11/17/01 9:33 am)
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Re: I posted, that means I'm not lurking.
I'm important.
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My Head Hurts 90
Derek is fat.
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(11/17/01 2:40 pm)
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Re: I posted, that means I'm not lurking.
YES
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