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8 bit Orgy 
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Posts: 16
(8/7/01 3:42 pm)
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Guess who got a driver's licence?
Just fucking guess.
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Seru40
Registered User
Posts: 1
(8/7/01 3:54 pm)
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Re: Guess who got a driver's licence?
I'm guessing no one gives a fuck.
I'm probably right.
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Big Fagot
14 year old girls are great.
Posts: 26
(8/7/01 3:59 pm)
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Re: Guess who got a driver's licence?
Most Americans have licenses, I'd wager.
Welcome to the majority.
Gay.
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Vito Mazzarino
Where'sah mah spaghetti?
Posts: 11
(8/7/01 4:02 pm)
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Simple
Gays are (obviously) a minority.
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Queero McGayguy
Registered User
Posts: 5
(8/7/01 5:09 pm)
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Re: Simple
Gays are the majority at Fagtown. And it's pretty close here.
NOT ME THOUGH.
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Big Fagot
14 year old girls are great.
Posts: 29
(8/7/01 5:11 pm)
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Re: Simple
No, not you.
You're the straightest man since Boy George.
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Spamdini
Canadian waste
Posts: 8
(8/7/01 5:42 pm)
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Re: Simple
Are you implying that Boy George is gay? Impossible!
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Harassment the Squirrel
gay grows in my pants
Posts: 27
(8/7/01 6:04 pm)
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Re: Simple
No, not Impossible.
Feasible!
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8 bit Orgy 
Registered User
Posts: 16
(8/7/01 7:21 pm)
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Re: Simple
I never said I got a licence.
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DarthGoldy105
Star Wars fucking fag
Posts: 19
(8/7/01 8:48 pm)
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Re: Simple
They spelled my name wrong when i got my license.
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SSJPrince
ss
Posts: 12
(8/7/01 10:36 pm)
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Re: Simple
A license is only good if you have somewhere to drive.
Unless you are one of those people that just drive around in circles arounf the block, like in GTA.
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Vito Mazzarino
Where'sah mah spaghetti?
Posts: 12
(8/8/01 12:39 am)
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Dear Princess,
Harassment the Squirrel: I love all people above me. Logic easily proves I have a lesser chance of having multiple dangerous metal objects ripping my asshole wide open if I simply reserve myself for Hunters penis alone.
ALDP: My mind is so warped by sarcasm and the caps lock key that I no longer have any concept of actual facts. EXCEPT THAT YOU ARE GAY!
You: "Gay" is an adjective given to someone attracted to the same sex.
If you won't fit in here nicely, I don't know who will.
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Derek Payne
I had cybersex with Brian.
Posts: 35
(8/8/01 6:05 am)
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Re: Simple
Darthgoldy is a faggot in:
"Liscence to Gay!"
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Big Fagot
14 year old girls are great.
Posts: 31
(8/8/01 6:45 am)
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Re: Simple
If I had more thumbs, I'd use them all to give this thread THUMBS UP.
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8 bit Orgy 
I invented explosive faggotry
Posts: 19
(8/8/01 7:00 am)
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Re: Simple
Actually, I DID get a licence.
Imagine, 8 bit Orgy controlling a multi-ton mass of metal at dangerously high speeds on the same roads you are on.
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mautty
Taco-bending homo master.
Posts: 8
(8/8/01 11:23 am)
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Re: Simple
I can’t imagine you tying your own shoes in the morning.
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Vito Mazzarino
Where'sah mah spaghetti?
Posts: 14
(8/8/01 11:42 am)
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Wrong
I seriously dobut a Mazda Miata is over 2 tons.
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Gimp Mask
Registered User
Posts: 2
(8/8/01 11:43 am)
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Re: Wrong
8 bit Orgy
I invented explosive faggotry
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Ace Kendo
I was Action Hank! :)
Posts: 5
(8/8/01 12:26 pm)
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Re: Wrong
And thread is the best example of it.
Ever.
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MADali
Some kind of sand nigger faggot.
Posts: 6
(8/8/01 1:03 pm)
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Re: Wrong
I quiet enjoyed this thread.
I quite enjoyed this thread.
I really enjoyed this thread.
This thread was enjoyable to me.
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8 bit Orgy 
I invented explosive faggotry
Posts: 24
(8/8/01 1:55 pm)
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Re: Wrong
That sounded like some bad techno remix of something.
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Ace Kendo
I was Action Hank! :)
Posts: 6
(8/8/01 2:44 pm)
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Re: Wrong
Hmmm, its seems I forgot the "this."
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Stef
I don't know.
Posts: 36
(8/8/01 2:52 pm)
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Re: Wrong
"its" does, now doesn't it?
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ALDP
I love George Foreman.
Posts: 17
(8/8/01 4:17 pm)
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Re: Dear Princess,
Where was that said, Vito?
Sarcasm is easier.
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Particle san
He looks like Ryu. I'm serious as a fucking heart attack.
Posts: 3
(8/8/01 4:28 pm)
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Re: Guess who got a driver's licence?
Testing something.
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Vito Mazzarino
Where'sah mah spaghetti?
Posts: 15
(8/8/01 6:25 pm)
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Eh?
Where was what said?
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Ace Kendo
I was Action Hank! :)
Posts: 9
(8/8/01 7:05 pm)
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Re: Eh?
I am getting retarded in my old age.
Scratch the "s" in "its" and then shoot me in the head.
Thank you.
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SweetiePup
Registered User
Posts: 1
(8/8/01 7:10 pm)
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Re: Eh?
My car rocks. GRRRRR. Vroooom.
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8 bit Orgy 
I invented explosive faggotry
Posts: 27
(8/9/01 7:40 am)
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Re: Eh?
What is it?
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SSJPrince
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Posts: 21
(8/9/01 9:37 am)
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Re: Eh?
Probably a pickup truck from the '50s.
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SweetiePup
Registered User
Posts: 2
(8/9/01 9:43 am)
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Jaguar
xk8 convertable '99, come on drool with me boys.
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8 bit Orgy 
I invented explosive faggotry
Posts: 27
(8/9/01 10:15 am)
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Re: Jaguar
Did your rich Californian daddy buy it for you?
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SweetiePup
Registered User
Posts: 4
(8/9/01 10:17 am)
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Re: Jaguar
Uh, doy.
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ChrisPsaros 
Card-carrying NAMBLA member.
Posts: 5
(8/9/01 10:26 am)
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Re: Jaguar
Can I drool IN you?
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SweetiePup
Registered User
Posts: 5
(8/9/01 10:28 am)
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Re: Jaguar
HEHEHE OKAY!
NOT IN THE CAR!
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Big Fagot
14 year old girls are great.
Posts: 40
(8/9/01 10:37 am)
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Re: Jaguar
Christopher, YOU ARE NOT AT FAGTOWN.
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ChrisPsaros 
Card-carrying NAMBLA member.
Posts: 6
(8/9/01 11:43 am)
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Re: Jaguar
I don't care what the fuck you fuckers say.
FLIRTING WITH THE WOMEN IS NOT GAY.
I mean, really. Think about it.
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mautty
Taco-bending homo master.
Posts: 10
(8/9/01 11:45 am)
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Re: Jaguar
I don’t like jaguars they are European garbage. Give me a 1967” stingray corvette any day. Detroit muscle at its best.
I think brandy had a 62 as her pp once.
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SweetiePup
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Posts: 6
(8/9/01 12:04 pm)
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Re: Jaguar
Did somebody stick a penis in your ear and swirl it around in your brain? How can you not like Jaguars?
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mautty
Taco-bending homo master.
Posts: 11
(8/9/01 12:10 pm)
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Re: Jaguar
The have the handling of a honed civic (gay) and they top out at 125. They are also over priced and have a Mexican cat as their logo.
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SweetiePup
Registered User
Posts: 7
(8/9/01 12:19 pm)
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Re: Jaguar
When's the last time you drove one, sugar?
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mautty
Taco-bending homo master.
Posts: 12
(8/9/01 12:26 pm)
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Re: Jaguar
About a month ago My boss has one. I drove him the air port and them picked him up a week later. He has a xkr coupe A far better model that yours.
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ChrisPsaros 
Card-carrying NAMBLA member.
Posts: 8
(8/9/01 12:42 pm)
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Re: Jaguar
So you're rich too, eh?
God damn, I've gotta have you. I love you, SweetiePup. Be my sugar mama.
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SweetiePup
Registered User
Posts: 8
(8/9/01 12:44 pm)
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Re: Jaguar
You drove an R-type and didn't enjoy it? What on earth is wrong with you boy?
Ok I gotta admit, the fastest I've gone in mine is 120. That was fast enough for me though, I felt like I was flying. I'm in love with my car; it's perfect for me. I'm not a racer; I don't need to go insanely fast. I'm a chick, I want something pretty, it is, without a doubt, the most beautiful thing on the road, and I've never been in anything with a more comfortable interior...heh well the back seats a little small, but hey its a sports car. I just can’t imagine anyone not enjoying driving such a beautiful car.
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SweetiePup
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Posts: 9
(8/9/01 12:47 pm)
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Re: Jaguar
I'll be anything you want me to be, hun.
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mautty
Taco-bending homo master.
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(8/9/01 12:53 pm)
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Re: Jaguar
I enjoyed it but I dont think its worth the $100,000 price tag. MY father and uncles in there spare time restore cars. THey just finished a shelby cobra. that fucking car can move. I thinks its some thing about jaguars and girls my older sister just got a old roadster I forget the year. I have not sceen it yet but she says its nice.
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SweetiePup
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(8/9/01 1:15 pm)
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AH HA! I KNEW IT.
Okay, so long as you enjoyed it.
There deffinetly IS something about Jags and girls...they're just so damned sexy.
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StupidMike
Blackhearts Cock, My Ass, GOLDEN MOMENTS.
Posts: 14
(8/9/01 2:35 pm)
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Re: AH HA! I KNEW IT.
Flirting with women on the internet is kind of gay, but...
Whatever.
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SSJPrince
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Posts: 23
(8/9/01 2:56 pm)
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Re: AH HA! I KNEW IT.
No car can beat the McLaren F1. If you had that, I would stalk you.
That car is like a piece of heaven swirled with a bunch of metal, and curved to look SUPAR.
I am so poor.
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ChrisPsaros 
Card-carrying NAMBLA member.
Posts: 9
(8/9/01 3:14 pm)
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Re: AH HA! I KNEW IT.
Actually, you've got a point there Mike. It IS pretty gay I guess.
It's even gayer when one of them decides that she actually wants to take things into real life, and then you get freaked out and run away.
SO, THE MORAL IS, I AM VERY GAY.
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Vito Mazzarino
Where'sah mah spaghetti?
Posts: 16
(8/9/01 3:48 pm)
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Fantastic!
If I get off my lazy ass and take my license test before my permit expires in 2 weeks (I haven't driven in months), the only thing I'll get to drive is a Vespa if I get a motorcycle-permit or whatever.
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Big Fagot
14 year old girls are great.
Posts: 42
(8/9/01 5:45 pm)
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Re: Fantastic!
Terrene should post here.
TO EMBARRASS YOU.
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My Head Hurts 90 
Derek is fat.
Posts: 26
(8/9/01 6:52 pm)
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Re: Fantastic!
Tommy Kaira is the fucking man when it comes to cars.
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ChrisPsaros 
Card-carrying NAMBLA member.
Posts: 14
(8/9/01 11:15 pm)
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Re: AH HA! I KNEW IT.
WAIT, MICHAEL FLIRTS WITH MY SISTER.
AND SOMETIMES AT UNIVERSITY OF FUCK.
So, yeah.
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SSJPrince
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Posts: 24
(8/9/01 11:15 pm)
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Re: Fantastic!
But how many of you will drive in circles around the block?
Admitt it!
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StupidMike
Blackhearts Cock, My Ass, GOLDEN MOMENTS.
Posts: 15
(8/10/01 12:02 am)
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Re: Fantastic!
Your sister is different, Chris. It's my goal to have drunken sex with her while my brother takes pictures, so I can post them on the internet. THEN YOU'LL GO CRAZY AND SHIT ON A TREE OR SOMETHING.
YES.
As for the University of Fuck, well, I honestly can't figure that place out. A lot of the people there are pretty nice, but it's gay, so I'm torn.
Should I ignore the gay?
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ChrisPsaros 
Card-carrying NAMBLA member.
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(8/10/01 12:15 am)
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Re: Fantastic!
Mike, you have hit upon the same conundrum as I. THE VERY SAME.
Yes.
I personally just REALLY DISLIKE hearing people talking about their sex lives, their likes and dislikes, what they do in bed and what not. I JUST FIND IT GROSS. And I don't really want to know those things about people.
But beyond that, there is this strange INDEFINABLE GAY there that I've never quite been able to put my finger on. Maybe it just has too much of an echo of "real life" forums.
Yet at the same time, there is a not gayness to it all. AND FOR SOME REASON I AM COMPELLED TO GO THERE.
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8 bit Orgy 
I invented explosive faggotry
Posts: 32
(8/10/01 7:44 am)
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Re: Fantastic!
I made a play about McLarens that nobody read or cares right now...
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Big Fagot
14 year old girls are great.
Posts: 46
(8/10/01 5:40 pm)
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Re: Fantastic!
I read it!
I love it when it's not funny at all. Because it's funny.
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DEADPOOL mercs r us 
Registered User
Posts: 4
(8/10/01 11:22 pm)
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Re: Fantastic!
no maclrarnes r gay. greatest car ever the xy gtho, much better than any other piece of shit around.
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Triple Life
black
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(8/10/01 11:34 pm)
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Re: Fantastic!
The UoF get's its gay from the fact that half the time it's just Zapd and PF talking like little girls at a slumber party and no one knows what they're talking about. The rest of the gay comes from Jebus and Ace promoting it all.
OH WELL.
I take no responsibility.
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DEADPOOL mercs r us 
Registered User
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(8/10/01 11:41 pm)
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Re: Fantastic!
i think that u r also gay, triple life (hehehe black)
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ChrisPsaros 
Card-carrying NAMBLA member.
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(8/10/01 11:46 pm)
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Re: Fantastic!
"The UoF get's its gay"
"get's?"
Jesus. I was going to say something about your post, but I'll just call you a dumb coon and leave it at that.
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Triple Life
black
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(8/10/01 11:52 pm)
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Re: Fantastic!
You know what, Chris? Fuck you.
I don't know what I was thinking with the apostrophe.
PLEASE, SAY SOMETHING ABOUT MY POST.
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DEADPOOL mercs r us 
Registered User
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(8/10/01 11:52 pm)
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Re: Fantastic!
good call u gay wog.
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Big Fagot
14 year old girls are great.
Posts: 48
(8/11/01 1:57 am)
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Re: Fantastic!
You know what? It's gay because I don't go there.
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8 bit Orgy 
I invented explosive faggotry
Posts: 39
(8/11/01 3:15 pm)
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Re: Fantastic!
I'm glad to see when people uderstand my angle of humor.
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MADali
Some kind of sand nigger faggot.
Posts: 15
(8/11/01 5:53 pm)
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Re: Fantastic!
UoF got more posts in a day, then the general forum of TL got in a week.
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Theldorrin
Pseudo-intellectual ninny
Posts: 25
(8/11/01 7:42 pm)
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Re: Fantastic!
How much of UoF involves prepubescent boys fabricating lies about their nonexistent sex lives? Everything not posted by Zapd and PF?
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Triple Life
black
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(8/11/01 8:30 pm)
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Re: Fantastic!
Yeah, pretty much.
Oh, and Chris talks about how the male body is better looking and more perfect than the female body.
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8 bit Orgy 
I invented explosive faggotry
Posts: 47
(8/11/01 9:08 pm)
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Re: Fantastic!
I can't believe the same Chris who made DBZ: Uncensored is the same guy right now.
But then again, he retired his site. COINCIDENCE??!?!???!?!!?!???!?!!??!??!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!??!??!?!??!?!??!?!??!???!
!??!??!?!?!??!?!??!?!???!??????!!!!!???!?!??!??!??!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!!
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