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Theldorrin
Pseudo-intellectual ninny
Posts: 52
(8/13/01 2:36 am)
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Correspondence
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You're right 8bO this stuff is comedy gold. Credit card, haha.
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Big Fagot
14 year old girls are great.
Posts: 55
(8/14/01 12:45 pm)
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Nice
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Gimp Mask
Rape... is art.
Posts: 9
(8/14/01 2:22 pm)
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I like 14-year old girls
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Theldorrin
Pseudo-intellectual ninny
Posts: 56
(8/14/01 2:26 pm)
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Re: Nice
8bO ignored my beautiful thread.
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PunkAsss
Registered User
Posts: 8
(8/14/01 3:14 pm)
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Re: Nice
It's like being bankrupt, only better.
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Theldorrin
Pseudo-intellectual ninny
Posts: 57
(8/14/01 3:21 pm)
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I want a degree from a non-accredited university.
Yes. I've gotten letters regarding bankruptcy. It's funny that people spend so much time and thought thinking up comedic things, when nothing can surpass the hilarity of a commercial email.
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PunkAsss
Registered User
Posts: 9
(8/14/01 3:47 pm)
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Re: I want a degree from a non-accredited university.
What about infomercials.
Nothing is funnier than the Juiceman.
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Theldorrin
Pseudo-intellectual ninny
Posts: 58
(8/14/01 3:54 pm)
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I haven't seen that one.
I want a cleaning product that can magically determine if a dye applied to a fabric is intentional or not.
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My Head Hurts 90 
Derek is fat.
Posts: 47
(8/14/01 4:07 pm)
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Re: I haven't seen that one.
I heard this one hillarious commercial about this radio staton.
Here's their slogan:"MIX 95.7 all the great music without the rap".
It's funny how they just slammed an entire music genre.
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Theldorrin
Pseudo-intellectual ninny
Posts: 59
(8/14/01 4:12 pm)
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Re: I haven't seen that one.
Doesn't that imply that rap is great music and they're exluding it?
They should have said "all the great music, which means no rap".
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Theldorrin
Pseudo-intellectual ninny
Posts: 60
(8/14/01 6:12 pm)
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You are dead........so mote it be....
First, I'm not going to say to much because obviously you are a
pyschologically disturbed person and not worth too much of my valuable time.
You must have had an asshole father who molested or beat you and your mother
PROBABLY was a whore.
First, if you believe in GOD.......it is not MALE!! The world wouldn't be
balanced. It would need to be Unisex or female and male combined.
Second, your a just very scared of the very strong powers that women posess
and you realize, subconsciously, that men are weak and beneath
us.....WOMEN!!
Third, I am thankful every month when I get my period because I know that I
am not pregnant with a DISASTER, MISFIT, NOT MEANT to BE BORN loser such as
yourself!!
Fourth, if there even was a God, why did he not show himself for millions of
years when everyone was worshipping the Goddesses and Gods. Nobody even new
of G O D!!
Fifth, God is suppose to be divine Goodness and you are definately not.
Last, you are DEAD.......so mote it be.
P.S. - this message and email are untraceable.
Damn wiccans, their hermaphroditic gods, supra-L337 haX0ring abilities and murderous dark magicks.
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Big Fagot
14 year old girls are great.
Posts: 56
(8/14/01 6:21 pm)
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Yar
You....in college???LOL!!!!ROTFLMAO!!!!So what college are you in...ClownCollege???LOL!!!Ha, you think you *guys*(or how i put it..insane wakkos/idiots) have your own little world waaay at the top....right? Well, too bad for you...I just turned that line-up upside down....and now you're at the bottom! HA HA HA!!!!!Now I just gotta lock the line in place *click* and now you are at the bottom....FOREVER!!!You're not the only *sophisticated*(lol!) people around here....you've got a whole bunch of peeps lookin' at ya that can stand up for themselves, and help each other out...unlike you twirps, you would fight amongst yourselves to be the *toughest*....no wonder you're acting like this...you guys are trying to prove who's STUPIDER!!! (LOL!!) Heh, you dun know who I am...I could even be someone down the block from any of yas...So you had better watch your backs... :-p
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The Mother Slice
Registered User
Posts: 15
(8/14/01 6:25 pm)
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Re: Yar
For the love of God, BF. For the love of God.
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Theldorrin
Pseudo-intellectual ninny
Posts: 61
(8/14/01 6:26 pm)
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Part 1 of 3
Hello,
I was wondering why do you have the name Jebus on your site? Is that a name
for Jesus in another language. Pardon my ignorance. Also I suggest you don't
call people whores and negative names if you want more people to listen to
you and learn about the Lord Jesus. I mean I agree Brittney is not a good
role model but who are we to judge anyone? It is not our place and only God's.
Jessica
Be in the world but not of it
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Theldorrin
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Posts: 62
(8/14/01 6:26 pm)
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Part 2 of 3
You are one sick man ( I use the term lightly because you are no man ). You
are probably a sad little creep who is mad at the world and lets all his
frustration out on his pathetic site. You know you keep mentioning hell but I
am starting to believe that is where you are going. It must be a lonely place
where you are at. Yiou can't even spell the name of Jesus. Maybe you write
all that crap about women because no woman will give you the time of day.
Maybe because you are a loser and ugly even.
Jessica
Be in the world but not of it
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Theldorrin
Pseudo-intellectual ninny
Posts: 63
(8/14/01 6:27 pm)
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Part 3 of 3
Do not let any of my E mail appear on your site or you will hear from my
lawyer. That is a man or a WOMAN who can take you to court little man.
Jessica
Be in the world but not of it
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Big Fagot
14 year old girls are great.
Posts: 57
(8/14/01 6:29 pm)
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Re: Part 3 of 3
Hah.
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The Mother Slice
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Posts: 16
(8/14/01 6:31 pm)
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Re: Part 3 of 3
Jag skyndar mig för att få vara dig nära
Om och om igen längtar jag efter dig
Jag skyndar mig för att få vara dig nära
Om och om igen längtar jag efter dig
Min längtan ej nån diamant, bara en liten kristall
Ett sandkorn i öknen, en droppe i munnen
Men med högmod kommer jag
Det är ont om tid och jag måste skynda mig
Trodde att jag var fri,
Fri från det förflutna
Men mångfärgade minnen blommar djupt i mig
Äntligen, äntligen når jag dig
Hör min sanning
Och se hur min dröm, min vackra dröm
Årstider kommer och går
Och jag följer samma spår
Äntligen, äntligen - håll min hand
That's the proper way to gay, BF.
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Big Fagot
14 year old girls are great.
Posts: 59
(8/14/01 7:39 pm)
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Re: Part 3 of 3
I can't argue that.
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MADali
Some kind of sand nigger faggot.
Posts: 27
(8/15/01 10:42 am)
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Re: Part 3 of 3
I liked it, cause I think i also have a sick mind. Do you happned to have photos of naked little girls ? please send them Ok. good luck.
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Hangly Man 
Registered User
Posts: 22
(8/15/01 4:24 pm)
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Re: Part 3 of 3
What is your url, Thel?
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8 bit Orgy 
I invented explosive faggotry
Posts: 77
(8/16/01 6:46 am)
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Re: Part 3 of 3
I have megs of shit like this saved in My Documents. To me, the internet is 10% useful, 30% meaningless to most, 40% is completely useless, and 20% is so bad, it can be made fun of.
All in all, the internet is nothing more than a sea of cheap porn, stupid teens, and sites which are no more than a waste of binary code.
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Theldorrin
Pseudo-intellectual ninny
Posts: 65
(8/16/01 2:48 pm)
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Re: Part 3 of 3
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