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My Head Hurts 90 
Derek is fat.
Posts: 53
(8/16/01 6:58 am)
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An Article On A Retarded Fan
When I went to a Phillies game I had the distinct pleasure of sitting next to the world's largest dumb shit. This fan was an 11 year old kid who sounded like a retarded Yogi Bear (That's my most accurate description to date). I present to you, some of his brilliance.
5 Minutes Into The Game
"Hey didn't we blow the World Series along time ago? Some pitcher screwed up or somethin'?" (REPEAT 5 TIMES)
YES WE GET THE POINT WE FUCKED UP AGAINST THE BLUE JAYS! I don't know why he repeated that phrase 5 times because his parents (They have my deepest condolences) said yes the first time.
First Pitch Of The Game
"Ball... no strike... ball....yea it's a ball"
Well whoopee-doo! It only took him 3 times to figure out that out by dumb (emphasis on dumb) luck. OR he could've looked at the pitch count on the scoreboard right away and could've saved himself from looking like a dumbass, but that would be too easy now wouldn't it?
"Hey where's the catcher?"
Oh GEE I don't know... BEHIND THE HOME GODDAMN PLATE WOULD BE A GOOD GUESS. Why would someone bring this kid to a baseball game?
ANYTIME FUCKING ABREU OR ROLEN STEP UP TO BAT
"SCOTT ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEN..... BOBBYYYYYYYY ABREUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
Having that screamed in your damn ear is really fun. JUST LOTS OF FUN (Not to mention the kid smelled like shit)!
Anyone else besides the mentioned players (Rolen & Abreu)
"Who're they? I've never heard of them"
At that moment I smacked myself on the forehead and sighed (I could've emoted that, but emoting is gay, and will get me edited).
This Comment REALLY Pisses Me Off
"I remember this pitcher for the Phillies named Curt Schilling. He wasn't that good. He sucked."
YEAH! Having an 18-5 record really blows! What were we thinking when we signed him? I'm glad we traded that pile of excrement. I swear if I ever see this kid on the streets I will fuck him up worse than my Dad did to our neighbor (He's a short, bald, prick).
Fucking Moronic Shit Here
Guess what? In 2 months I'll be 12. I'll be a pre-teen. A pre-teen. 12 is pre-teen right? Allright. I'll be a pre-teen.
Dear God I almost snapped at that moment. One more use of the word "pre-teen" and I would've gone nuts.
The Last One I Can Think Of
When Showing The Minor League Teams (Also Called The Phillies)
"The Phillies have 3 major league teams!?!?!"
You know despite the fact that it had in BIG FUCKING LETTERS that these were the Minors he still manages to say shit like that. Yes, you're right sir, the Clearwater Phillies are sure to become the next great expansion team.
What made this even funnier is that there were 2 at my estimate 7 years old sitting to the right of me that knew more about baseball than that kid ever will. They were taking about trades,statistics,players, everything. It's funny, two 7 year olds know more about baseball than an 11 year old.
Other than that the game was great! We beat the shit out of the Dodgers! Huzzah!
I also saw the Philly mascot play a banjo with his ass. That's one more mental scar.
On a side note I found a Faglish translator here. Just type in what you want and then choose Hacker as the dialect. It's like viewing a Deadpool post! FUN!
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My Head Hurts 90
Derek is fat.
Posts: 54
(8/16/01 7:02 am)
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Re: An Article On A Retarded Fan
Bloody Hell, I missed some errors.
Revised Sentence:What made this even funnier is that there were two, at my estimate, 7 year olds sitting to the right of me that knew more about baseball than that kid ever will.
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8 bit Orgy 
I invented explosive faggotry
Posts: 78
(8/16/01 7:26 am)
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Re: An Article On A Retarded Fan
People always say that children are more precious. I like Gimp Mask's philosophy better:
The younger they are, the quicker they can be replaced.
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MADali
Some kind of sand nigger faggot.
Posts: 28
(8/16/01 8:53 am)
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Re: An Article On A Retarded Fan
Its hilarious making fun of an 11 year old.
Idiot.
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SSJPrince
ss
Posts: 43
(8/16/01 10:25 am)
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Re: An Article On A Retarded Fan
I know next to nothing about baseball, does that make me retarded?
Baseball is just a stupid game, you can't judge intelligence bu it.
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My Head Hurts 90
Derek is fat.
Posts: 56
(8/16/01 11:37 am)
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Re: An Article On A Retarded Fan
"I know next to nothing about baseball, does that make me retarded?"
If you don't know the basic rules then yes, you are.
The kid was asking where the damn catcher was for God's sake.
Surely you know where the catcher is don't you?
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My Head Hurts 90
Derek is fat.
Posts: 57
(8/16/01 11:42 am)
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Re: An Article On A Retarded Fan
8BO's post in Faglish.
"lsamres a7Ways sAy that chidlr3n are more preciozu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~~ i 7iek gmip masK'z ph1losophy better: Teh yunger teeyh r, the qUiX0r tehy can be repl4ced~~~~~~ "
I love this thing.
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My Head Hurts 90
Derek is fat.
Posts: 58
(8/16/01 11:46 am)
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Re: An Article On A Retarded Fan
Here's one of my passages in Faglish
"1 aldso sAw treh Phli7y m4scot play abanjo with his ass,,, ollolollololololol thaT"z one mrode menmttal scar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~~~ "
I'm never going to get tired of this.
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JewBagelDopeMan
Registered User
Posts: 8
(8/16/01 12:20 pm)
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Re: An Article On A Retarded Fan
It's old news,faggot.
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Theldorrin
Pseudo-intellectual ninny
Posts: 66
(8/16/01 2:55 pm)
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Re: An Article On A Retarded Fan
Am I mistaken, or is this ass-monkey trying to tell everyone that Jeff K is a faggot?
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JewBagelDopeMan
Registered User
Posts: 9
(8/16/01 4:19 pm)
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Misunderstanding in T-minus 5, 4, 3, 2...
Is that directed at me, Theldorrin?
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Theldorrin
Pseudo-intellectual ninny
Posts: 67
(8/16/01 4:27 pm)
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Re: Misunderstanding in T-minus 5, 4, 3, 2...
No. It is directed at MHH. Since when is 'Hacker' faglish?
MHH has wronged Jeff K.
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JewBagelDopeMan
Registered User
Posts: 11
(8/16/01 4:37 pm)
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Re: Misunderstanding in T-minus 5, 4, 3, 2...
Aha.
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Brandylion
Registered User
Posts: 1
(8/16/01 4:41 pm)
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Re: Misunderstanding in T-minus 5, 4, 3, 2...
The news is older than that. I've had it bookmarked since last year & I think that I got it at this board too.
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SSJPrince
ss
Posts: 44
(8/16/01 4:42 pm)
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Re: Misunderstanding in T-minus 5, 4, 3, 2...
So let's say that I am from another country, one that is not extremely gay, but is in Europe, let's say Russia. I lived all my life in Russia, and the only thing I know about baseball is that it is called "baseball".
Am I retarded then?
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bitter gigatron
Registered User
Posts: 4
(8/16/01 4:45 pm)
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Re: Misunderstanding in T-minus 5, 4, 3, 2...
I hate sitting anywhere close to little dumbfucks like that. Normally, if I see the Tigers are going to lose anyway (which is often) I'll go about ten rows from where the retard is slumped over in his seat and throw a novelty rubber at their parents, becuase, truly they are to blame.
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JewBagelDopeMan
Registered User
Posts: 12
(8/16/01 4:49 pm)
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Up your nose with a rubber hose
Yogurtman posted it in Den of Hate.
That's where I got it.
Welcome back.
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bitter gigatron
Registered User
Posts: 5
(8/16/01 5:35 pm)
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Re: Up your nose with a rubber hose
it's good to be back. You are refering to me, right?
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JewBagelDopeMan
Registered User
Posts: 13
(8/16/01 5:41 pm)
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Re: Up your nose with a rubber hose
Hell, no.
I'm referring to Brandylion, fresh off a recent vacation.
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My Head Hurts 90
Derek is fat.
Posts: 63
(8/16/01 5:52 pm)
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Re: Up your nose with a rubber hose
Ok since I won't measure his intelligence in common American knowledge, I'll judge it by his "pre-teen" quote.
Yes, he's still an idiot. His mechanical skills were absolutely terrible, not just that one quote, but just about everything he said. Especially for someone who's almost 12! I remember when I was 12 and I wasn't talking like a broken record (Not to menion his pronunciation was just laughable). And I also don't remember my voice sounding like I just got hit by a car(Maybe times are changing).
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My Head Hurts 90
Derek is fat.
Posts: 65
(8/16/01 7:14 pm)
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Re: Up your nose with a rubber hose
When is Hacker not Faglish? Deadpool used a modified version of it when he was posting.
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MADali
Some kind of sand nigger faggot.
Posts: 29
(8/16/01 7:21 pm)
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Re: Up your nose with a rubber hose
I dont know shit about baseball. And I'm much smarter than you.
And making fun of an 11 year old is sad.
OOH I WAS ON THE BUS AND THIS STUPID 6 YEAR OLD KEPT ASKING STUPID QUESTIONS! I MEAN WTF!!
You are an idiot. Shut up.
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Utils 
Lying nigra!
Posts: 29
(8/16/01 7:59 pm)
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Re: Up your nose with a rubber hose
Lay off MHH. For the first time in his life he knew more than someone in the same room as him. Let him enjoy it. I mean, Albert Einstein invented gravity by studying baseball trivia.
I can't wait until the two seven year olds cure cancer with all that baseball knowledge.
And the Hacker dialect is way off...
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JewBagelDopeMan
Registered User
Posts: 15
(8/16/01 10:47 pm)
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Re: Up your nose with a rubber hose
I've never loved you more, Utils.
Bring back that Majestic sig from the Uncensored days.
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Vito Mazzarino
Where'sah mah spaghetti?
Posts: 48
(8/16/01 11:10 pm)
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Well
I don't think you could really call a stadium a room. He's taking pride in in being smarter than someone out of a group of 40,000 or so.
BUT STILL!
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SSJPrince
ss
Posts: 47
(8/17/01 12:06 pm)
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Re: Well
Quote:
Albert Einstein invented gravity
Comedy gold!
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TheDisheveledCommunist
Registered User
Posts: 23
(8/17/01 4:47 pm)
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Re: Well
JOO GOT HIM TEHERE, SJS!
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TheDisheveledCommunist
Registered User
Posts: 25
(8/17/01 5:00 pm)
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The edit button ran out on my mother.
How fucking stupid are you, SSJ? You point out something that's not even supposed to be a joke and call it comedy gold. Is your self-esteem so low that you have to pick on things as ridiculous as that?Now hypocrite, correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't you argue about how fucking stupid nit-picking was with ALDP? Didn't you say that the whole fiasco with him was simple nit-picking, something you are vehemently against, like vagina?It must of taken a whole lot of Nigger cock to mind fuck you up that much.
Anywas.
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kcaliban 
Registered User
Posts: 1
(8/17/01 5:50 pm)
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Re: The edit button ran out on my mother.
The gay lives on, I see.
Some things never die.
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Theldorrin
Pseudo-intellectual ninny
Posts: 70
(8/17/01 6:08 pm)
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Dear Gay-Gay (MHH),
Baseball is a gay American sport. I would pay not to see a baseball game because they are so boring, and I wish that I could lose all of its gay knowledge from my brain.
Stop being so gay. I have a few suggestions that will decrease the gay.
1. Do not value your anus for its carrying capacity.
2. Never insult Jeff K. He is one of your Gods, albeit less than Mike who updates more often.
3. Don't post horrendously long messages about something as effeminate as Baseball.
4. Don't post humour. Ever. Especially when it's just some link to a site that everyone has seen many times before. You may as well point us towards the lobster magnet.
5. Change your motto ("C is for cock, that's good enough for me").
6. Do not use Ace Kendo as a role model.
7. Die (as per kcaliban's suggestion).
Conclusion:
Me = L337 liek Jeff K.
Yuo = FAG0T
Sincerely,
Me
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Ace Kendo
I was Action Hank! :)
Posts: 20
(8/17/01 8:01 pm)
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Re: Dear Gay-Gay (MHH),
Baseball is a real American sport, created by men for men to play in the company of men non-sexually. It is a game of skill and strategy, of brains and brawns, of speed and power. It is the American passtime, a real red-blooded sport. Any man who thinks less of baseball is anti-American, and womanish.
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The Mother Slice
Registered User
Posts: 36
(8/17/01 8:37 pm)
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Re: Dear Gay-Gay (MHH),
Homo-sexuals in my soup
Flying beds and tigers loop de loop
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ChrisPsaros 
Card-carrying NAMBLA member.
Posts: 26
(8/17/01 11:53 pm)
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Re: The edit button ran out on my mother.
Uh... it's comedy gold because it was an incredibly dumb statement. It has nothing to do with whether or not it was supposed to be a joke.
"Albert Einstein invented gravity."
Think about that fucking statement for two seconds. Bitching when someone uses an apostrophe in a non-posessive "it's" is nitpicking. But a statement like "Albert Einstein invented gravity" is quite worthy of ridicule.
Also, this thread is awful.
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Triple Life
black
Posts: 35
(8/18/01 12:12 am)
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Re: The edit button ran out on my mother.
I'm pretty sure it was intended to be a joke in the first place.
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Punk MMIV
fag
Posts: 6
(8/18/01 1:06 am)
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Re: The edit button ran out on my mother.
DishevledCommunist looks like a faggot either way.
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MADali
Some kind of sand nigger faggot.
Posts: 32
(8/18/01 8:44 am)
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Re: The edit button ran out on my mother.
Jeff K is gay.
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The Mother Slice
Registered User
Posts: 41
(8/18/01 8:52 am)
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Re: The edit button ran out on my mother.
Hardly.
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MADali
Some kind of sand nigger faggot.
Posts: 33
(8/18/01 10:47 am)
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Re: The edit button ran out on my mother.
Very so. Its pathetic humor. Its the kind of humor that makes movies like Dude, Wheres My Car, Freddie Got Fingered, and other such movies that I havent seen, but I give my opinion anyway
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kcaliban
Registered User
Posts: 3
(8/18/01 3:23 pm)
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Re: The edit button ran out on my mother.
Nothing could make "Dude where's my car" look decent.
Nothing.
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Jared 
French but not gay.
Posts: 57
(8/18/01 3:36 pm)
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Re: The edit button ran out on my mother.
Just like "Rat Race".
Very gay.
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TheDisheveledCommunist
Registered User
Posts: 29
(8/18/01 7:31 pm)
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Re: The edit button ran out on my mother.
Using the amazing powers of observation and knowing Utils to be somewhat of an intelligent person, he probably made an honest mistake. And if he were to made such a blidingly stupid mistake, or perhaps a joke, "comedy gold" isn't exactly the witticism that makes any sense to it.
"That tharn nigger be a gay black man"
That's comedy gold for sure, papa.
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Theldorrin
Pseudo-intellectual ninny
Posts: 73
(8/18/01 8:42 pm)
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GAY!
Ace: I’m sorry Ace. I should never have questioned the heterosexuality of standing around and scratching your crotch. A large group of men constantly fondling their genitals must be extremely hetero. Thank you for showing me the error of my ways.
MADali: You should really visit your own site. Your humour is of the same variety as Jeff K’s. Most humour is. You’re no fucking Voltaire.
Others: This is an excellent example of the American education system gone horribly wrong. There's nothing worse than people talking down to something while simultaneously showing no fucking clue as to the topic at hand. I bet if someone asked you what Einstein did, you'd state that he invented the Atom Bomb and spout e=mc^2, trying to appear knowledgeable on the subject. There’s this thing he invented, it's called General relativity. It's also one of his most important contributions to physics. It includes a new theory of gravitation. Thus he invented gravity. And if you’re just going on the angle that he didn’t invent gravity, but instead discovered how it works. Then you’re being exceedingly gay. For one, ‘invent’ is a synonym for ‘discover’ (check a thesaurus). People would say that Einstein invented ‘curvature of space-time’ and yet saying the same about gravity is deemed ridiculous? In this case, the concept is synonymous with the force.
In fact, it’s not really that bad when you consider that many people frequently say things like ‘I have the internet’, as if they put it in their pocket.
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Ace Kendo
I was Action Hank! :)
Posts: 23
(8/18/01 8:56 pm)
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Re: GAY!
We scratch cuz we got them, Thel.
When your's descend, or when you finish with the operation, or if you beg your father to hand them back to you, you too can enjoy the American pastime.
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MADali
Some kind of sand nigger faggot.
Posts: 32
(8/19/01 12:21 am)
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Re: GAY!
Thel -
The problem with JeffK, is that its ONE jokes stretched on for so long, that its stupid to find it funny.
Sure, the hacker parody is funny. But if you fucking base a section of a site on that ONE joke, and expand on it that much, its really fucking stupid. I can understand why 13 year olds giggle over it, but you should be smarter, Thel.
Thats Somethingawful. Stretching jokes. The whole site is probably 3 or 4 jokes. Done over and over again.
The public loves it
Idiots.
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Theldorrin
Pseudo-intellectual ninny
Posts: 75
(8/19/01 7:46 am)
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Re: GAY!
I don't read the rest of somethingawful.
Parodying the hacker thing is not one joke. It is a whole class of jokes. One joke would be calling people fag0ts or the irregular sized font on the webpage. You don't laugh at the repeats, you laugh at the new places he takes his parody.
You should read the comics. They're much better than the rest of the site.
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Punk MMIV
fag
Posts: 7
(8/19/01 8:54 am)
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Re: GAY!
He makes good flash animations.
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Queero McGayguy
Registered User
Posts: 24
(8/19/01 8:58 am)
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Re: GAY!
I read the Ed Baker comics and I don't believe in Injuns anymore.
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TheDisheveledCommunist
Registered User
Posts: 32
(8/19/01 12:35 pm)
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Re: GAY!
I had no idea whether Utils was right or not, physics isn't my area of expertise.
SomethingAwful's news area is somewhat funny. I LEIK TEH JOEKS.
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8 bit Orgy
I invented explosive faggotry
Posts: 87
(8/19/01 1:28 pm)
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Re: GAY!
One time I stole a cop car and stuck a shotgun in my ass.
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Brandylion
Registered User
Posts: 11
(8/19/01 8:08 pm)
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Re: GAY!
You should have pulled the trigger.
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SuperPsaturn
I'm a wrestling fag.
Posts: 20
(8/19/01 8:58 pm)
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Re: Up your nose with a rubber hose
Funny you should mention this as I just read about a true story of a retarded fan. Here's the excerpt from the Chicago Tribune.
"A day at the ballpark. Normally it's an occasion where one gets together with their loved ones and roots for thier favorite team. However this past Friday the 17th of August, it went terribly terribly wrong. Josh Hamilton, a sufferer of severe autism and multiple sclerosis was harrassed at the local Cubs game by two hecklers.
The brother of Josh, William, had taken him to a game "because even though he's not as coordinated or aware of his surroundings as the rest of us, doesn't mean he shouldn't participate in the same things normal people do." However his kind gesture turned to torment when the boy was repeatedly laughed at and shoved by two drunken fans in the row behind them. An onlooker described the scene as "A horrendous spectacle that made all of baseball fandom look bad. It was as if they were teasing some kind of a retarded monkey in a zoo."
When Josh's brother tried to intervene he was reportedly slapped in the ear, shoved down into his seat, and drenched in the vile beer of one of the men. This led to Josh himself shocking millions by unleashing what one fan described as "a mind-blowing screeching groan, like if you crossed a T-Rex with a pig of some kind." and kicked both men in the chest decapacitating them until security could arrive.
"It was amazing." said brother, William "I knew he'd been taking those Tae Kwon Do classes but we always thought he'd just run in tiny circles or try to eat the punching bags. It goes to show that anybody can be a hero." The boy was rewarded for his bravery with an oversized foam hand and a free replacement of the icecream he'd dropped into his lap minutes earlier."
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Brandylion
Registered User
Posts: 14
(8/19/01 10:25 pm)
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Re: Up your nose with a rubber hose
Hahaha! I love you, Psaturn! Send me some nudie pics of yourself.
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SuperPsaturn
I'm a wrestling fag.
Posts: 21
(8/19/01 10:31 pm)
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Re: Up your nose with a rubber hose
No one wants that!
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Brandylion
Registered User
Posts: 15
(8/19/01 10:37 pm)
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Re: Up your nose with a rubber hose
Well, I heard that SweetiePup collects them.
And she won't share.
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SSJPrince
ss
Posts: 50
(8/23/01 4:32 pm)
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Re: Up your nose with a rubber hose
Albert Einstein didn't invent gravity, and he did not discover it.
Albert Einstein is mostly famous for developing the theory of relativity. The theory of relativety states that all things are relative to each other. You walked on the road, but the road moved beneath your legs. The theory also sets the speed of light as the fastest speed achievable (that has been disprooved already), and explains why (e=mc^2).
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Theldorrin
Pseudo-intellectual ninny
Posts: 76
(8/23/01 4:45 pm)
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You're not Hubris, don't try to be smart.
Albert Einstein postulated the General Theory of Relativity which involves the curvature of space-time (and gravity business). He also invented special relativity which is all most people know he did. He did some stuff with optics as well, but that's irrelevant.
Special relativity hasn't been disproven. Those things where particles seem to go faster are a result of quantum effects. It's not the same thing.
I don't think you actually read my post. Next time, do so.
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JewBagelDopeMan
Registered User
Posts: 22
(8/23/01 10:33 pm)
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Re: Up your nose with a rubber hose
NO ONE GIVES A SHIT, SSJPRINCE.
IT WAS A JOKE, I'M SURE.
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SSJPrince
ss
Posts: 51
(8/24/01 12:45 am)
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Re: Up your nose with a rubber hose
I am sure it was more of a typo than a joke, but the point is that Teldorrion thinks he is the smartest person in the world, and that everybody else is dumb.
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Yogurtman
Beating women is an art form.
Posts: 26
(8/24/01 4:59 am)
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Re: Up your nose with a rubber hose
Actually, he probably just thinks he's smarter than you.
He's correct.
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TheDisheveledCommunist
Registered User
Posts: 39
(8/24/01 9:46 am)
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Re: Up your nose with a rubber hose
E=MC2 (E = SSJ, MC2= Power of gay times the speed of light.)
Popo Math.
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Theldorrin
Pseudo-intellectual ninny
Posts: 77
(8/24/01 2:14 pm)
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Re: Up your nose with a rubber hose
Yogurtman is correct.
I base it on the fact that I think you're(SSJPrince) 13.
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Hangly Man 
Registered User
Posts: 25
(8/24/01 3:26 pm)
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Re: Up your nose with a rubber hose
Nobuo and cockney don't mix.
I carin' much for mike, but i 'as plans of business in tokyo. thereof, i must loaf of bread oray, right, and learn trade of beetels from 'eroes of men 'oo beatin' on lyin' tarts, i fink. Or at least that is wot favver is tellin' me. Goodbye, Guvnor poopo's palace. goodbye, right, a septic tank intertnet blokes.
Nobuo
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The Mother Slice
Registered User
Posts: 49
(8/24/01 4:29 pm)
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Re: Up your nose with a rubber hose
Baby....Ruth?
Ch...CHUNK.
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The Mother Slice
Registered User
Posts: 50
(8/24/01 4:32 pm)
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Re: Up your nose with a rubber hose
Hi. I'm Hangly Man, and I'm a whore!
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Hangly Man
Registered User
Posts: 26
(8/24/01 4:37 pm)
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Re: Up your nose with a rubber hose
You're not funny.
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The Mother Slice
Registered User
Posts: 51
(8/24/01 5:30 pm)
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Re: Up your nose with a rubber hose
Oh?
Did you think your CP would make us fuck ourselves in laughter?
Sir, you are gay.
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Hangly Man
Registered User
Posts: 28
(8/24/01 6:46 pm)
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Re: Up your nose with a rubber hose
Slice, what was the point of posting such tripe with my pp?
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TheDisheveledCommunist
Registered User
Posts: 40
(8/25/01 10:43 am)
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Re: Up your nose with a rubber hose
I guess anyone anywhere could say the same about you. Hangly Man.
Tripe! Pseudo-intelligence, and Faggoraciousness!!!455!!
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SSJPrince
ss
Posts: 53
(8/25/01 10:00 pm)
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Re: Up your nose with a rubber hose
I am 15, and I know much more than the average 15-year old about physics. In fact, I know a little on pretty much everything (but not enough to actually support a conversation with somebody who is an expert on the issue at hand, that is why I rarely get into big debates).
I posted so many words in one post, such a change from the one-liners that you Popo's came to love.
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TheDisheveledCommunist
Registered User
Posts: 42
(8/25/01 10:47 pm)
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Re: Up your nose with a rubber hose
Yes! The entire message board experience is all about cliques!
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SSJPrince
ss
Posts: 55
(8/26/01 6:14 am)
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Re: Up your nose with a rubber hose
Yes, let's say random statements on our mind that have nothing to do with the issue.
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bitter gigatron
Registered User
Posts: 7
(8/26/01 1:58 pm)
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Re: Up your nose with a rubber hose
Yet we still continue to post knowing that. Ironic isn't it?
Remember when this thread was funny? Niether do I.
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JewBagelDopeMan
Registered User
Posts: 27
(8/26/01 5:09 pm)
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Re: Up your nose with a rubber hose
WOW.
BITTER GIGATRON MADE A FUNNY.
Oh, wait, no he didn't.
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TheDisheveledCommunist
Registered User
Posts: 45
(8/26/01 8:07 pm)
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Re: Up your nose with a rubber hose
SSJ Prince, you have just amazed me of what the effect of faggotry has on the mind. No doubt about it, you are stupid. If I were to ask a southern Fundamentalist about how horribly idiotic you are, they would indeed wish to "exorcize your rotten soul for the sake of Jesus". If I were to then go all the way to Bill Gates, and asked of how fucking faggoracious you were on a scale of one to ten, he would spend five fucking hours complaining about the gaiety of your anal quasars and gaping black holes of hetereosexuality.
Now let's have a simple 8th grade english lesson:
Like any "laern-ed" idiot I can go to dictionary.com to check out the meaning of words, and I'm sure even you could do that, as those penis holes drilled into your head couldn't of possibly mindfucked you so badly.
Next onto the word Clique! Might I add how easy and user-friendly this goddamn website is, allowing any pseudo-intelligent moronic babbler to become instantaneously smarter!
The Definition of Clique is as follows:
clique (klk, klk)
n.
A small exclusive group of friends or associates.
Now before you launch into your mongering on the word small, just remember how big the cliques of the high school days known as "Preps" and "Jocks" are. Thus the word can be discarded.
Now wouldn't in some warped way, calling people who are somewhat regulars at this board "Popo's" be reffering to a clique? HOLY SHIT, IT JUST MIGHT, HYUCK.
I mean First of all, to be of a "Popo" or so you call it, you have to be hetereosexual, A good flamer, and not you.(Hrrrrrrrrrfsgsags). Somewhat exclusive no? And then by so choicely jabbing at me for being "random" and "non-sensical", you conveniently forget that I just may of been poorly mocking you, and that even if you were "trying to blow me off", you not only failed in any sort of remaining hetereosexual duty, but you looked like a fucking mongoloid.
Further explanation in the previous parts needs no further elaboration I hope.
Shit.
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TheDisheveledCommunist
Registered User
Posts: 46
(8/26/01 8:11 pm)
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Re: Up your nose with a rubber hose
Edit.
The issue is gay, and I'm staying on the issue by telling you that you are gay.
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TheDisheveledCommunist
Registered User
Posts: 48
(8/27/01 9:11 am)
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Extremely Dysfucntially Intricately Tremendous gay
I am indeed asking you to defend yourself, just this once, SSJ, and to not skirt the issue.
I will be quiet now.
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My Head Hurts 90
Derek is fat.
Posts: 73
(8/27/01 9:55 am)
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Re: Extremely Dysfucntially Intricately Tremendous gay
That was some of the best raping I've seen.
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Utils 
Lying nigra!
Posts: 33
(8/28/01 12:23 pm)
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Jesus Christ....
IT WAS A FUCKING JOKE! What the hell is wrong with you people? How could you even fucking question that?
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SSJPrince
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Posts: 56
(9/2/01 9:46 pm)
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Re: Jesus Christ....
I was in Montreal (the closest thing to a heterosexual French-speaking place in the world, and it's still gay) for a week, that's why I didn't reply.
I know what a clique means, and I don't need a stupid cock like you telling me that I am not schooled. For all I know you could be sitting in a trailer, with your mom fucking some nigger for food stamps behind you. All you do is try to make me look bad. It seems that every post you make you try to crticize me (or some of the faggots that roam this place). I understand that this is the way to fit in here, or be accepted. Honestly though, do you have nothing better to do than try to insult random people to gain respect on a message board? Is your life that horrible that you resort to getting power trips by typing random crap (which you masterfully make seem intelligent) to random people?
I feel pity for you.
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Triple Life
black
Posts: 38
(9/2/01 10:34 pm)
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Re: Jesus Christ....
And the sperm is on tap.
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8 bit Orgy 
I invented explosive faggotry
Posts: 106
(9/5/01 8:36 am)
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Re: Jesus Christ....
Somebody please post some magic.
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My Head Hurts 90
Derek is fat.
Posts: 81
(9/5/01 12:03 pm)
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Re: An Article On A Retarded Fan
I have a feeling that this place will be "revived" once Mike writes some stuff for SRG.
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TheDisheveledCommunist
Registered User
Posts: 49
(9/6/01 12:47 pm)
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Re: An Article On A Retarded Fan
Montreal is a fucking pit of human inanity. Why in the world would you go there other than to visit relatives?
First and foremost, you do the idiot thing of accusing me of trying to gain respect on a message board. Many retorts I could use, but who in the fucking name would I gain respect from? And in an after thought, who the fuck would give me respect for half-assed semi-flaming? Absolutely no one. Most of the anal proliferating people here don't give a shit about that. Your point is flawed, I would assume.
Now, to not have to remind you that flaming to gain respect here is fucking ridiculous, you have to realize that this is here board is for flaming,and a matter fact will always be in some way, a flaming board. Asking me why I would try to attack you is as profoundly stupid as asking a baseball or Hockey fan why he'd talk stats on a baseball or hockey board. That alone qualifies what you're trying to say as tripe.
Finally, it has nothing to do with randomness. Although I do not in any way want to bring up what happened before the old board was erased, I cannot forget the insane amount of sperm-riddled shit you and MHH spewed. My attacks no way involved someone asking for the time and then for me coming out of nowhere and going "FAGX0R, J00 DESREVE 2 DEI" unless they deserved it. Faggot.
Now I ask you, why you would slip date-rape drugs into a lonely spade's drink so that you can sodomize him and steal his food stamps to allow you to masturbate to the banana's in aisle ten of the grocery store. Really funny them nigger jokes, eh?
Re: Jesus Christ....
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I was in Montreal (the closest thing to a heterosexual French-speaking place in the world, and it's still gay) for a week, that's why I didn't reply.
I know what a clique means, and I don't need a stupid cock like you telling me that I am not schooled. For all I know you could be sitting in a trailer, with your mom fucking some nigger for food stamps behind you. All you do is try to make me look bad. It seems that every post you make you try to crticize me (or some of the faggots that roam this place). I understand that this is the way to fit in here, or be accepted. Honestly though, do you have nothing better to do than try to insult random people to gain respect on a message board? Is your life that horrible that you resort to getting power trips by typing random crap (which you masterfully make seem intelligent) to random people?
I feel pity for you.
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SSJPrince
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Posts: 59
(9/6/01 5:36 pm)
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Re: An Article On A Retarded Fan
I almost completely agree with you on the first line, however that place is full of strip clubs, and sex shops (and other mildly interesting stuff), but I DID in fact go visit relatives.
Most of you thread is some gay shit about explaining yourself. Fag.
The end of your post might've been funny if you didn't write it so complicated. It is gay.
What I just posted is gay, but it is manlier than your whole post.
Conclussion: Overdose on laxatives, that way you will die a horrible death, and will be found in a pile of your own shit.
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Triple Life
black
Posts: 39
(9/6/01 6:01 pm)
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Re: An Article On A Retarded Fan
YOU'RE NOT FUNNY/WITTY/INTELLIGENT/COOL/ETC.
STOP POSTING BULLSHIT, FAGGOT.
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SSJPrince
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Posts: 60
(9/6/01 6:42 pm)
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Re: An Article On A Retarded Fan
Nigger.
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Utils
Lying nigra!
Posts: 35
(9/6/01 6:43 pm)
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Re: An Article On A Retarded Fan
my cursor is gay.
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Triple Life
black
Posts: 40
(9/6/01 6:49 pm)
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Re: An Article On A Retarded Fan
Falling on knives is a funny and creative way to commit suicide.
Indeed.
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TheDisheveledCommunist
Registered User
Posts: 50
(9/6/01 6:50 pm)
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Re: An Article On A Retarded Fan
The strip clubs are good, but the sex shops are french. I think it needs no further elaboration there.
Now is when you demonstrate your GAY GAY NIGGER GAY GAY IN YOUR ASS abilities. If you would re-read my "post" you'd notice the difference between explaining oneself and refuting you, obviously I was doing the latter, so maybe you might of been at fault. Just Maybe.
But you're right, coherently thought out posts mean nothing to U R GAY U R GAY, BITCH FUCK GAY. But, isn't that hypocritical of you? I MEAN YOU JUST PROTESTED THE ENTIRE IDEA OF QUESTION A MAN'S HETEREOSEXUALITY IN ANOTHER POST, YET THAT SEEMS TO BE THE ENTIRE CONTENT OF YOUR LAST ONE.
Oh golly, I must be mistaken for sure, especially that since other intelligent people who read your past posts would view your hypocrisy and call you a Nigger Slave.
And the funny thing is, once again you fail to recognize mockery.
OH GOD, FLYING NIGGERDLY NIGGERS THATS HILARIOUS.
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TheDisheveledCommunist
Registered User
Posts: 51
(9/6/01 6:54 pm)
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Re: An Article On A Retarded Fan
It's allright for him to say that Triple Life, apparently when he said that, he was gay, and was better than anything we ever posted.
It even brought new life to the board, so in essence we should be hailing that master of comedy as the savior of Mr.Popo's.
My god, laxatives and dieing in mounds in your own shit = comedy gold.
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SSJPrince
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Posts: 61
(9/7/01 1:53 pm)
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Re: An Article On A Retarded Fan
You know, I would've listened to you, and maybe even shut up, if you actually were somebody important from the Palace. But no, you are just one of those stupid assholes that posted there, but had nothing to show for themselves.
Your "holy crusade" to rid MPP of the gay is nothing but gayeity. Back then I was using something very special, it is called being EXTREMELY ANNOYING. I was provoking ALDP, sadly it didn't work.
You are a spic, and will never ammount to anything.
Go play the guitar or something.
Fag.
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TheDisheveledCommunist
Registered User
Posts: 52
(9/7/01 9:06 pm)
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Re: An Article On A Retarded Fan
I have seen the light !!!!L!BV!LJ!LJJ!LVB!JLBV!L
I never trust anything that's been pulled out of the same ass a dick goes into.
HYU><0R
Yes! My "Jihad" has failed me! I shall go cry because I'm just a big dummy who can't get anything dumb. Loser! Dweeb, gay person!
How do you know anything? How is going to play a guitar going to change me! MAKE ME LESS WORTHLESS, JUST LIKE YOU SAID. I'LL BE CRYING FOR A WHILE NOW.
You are a hypocrite, a coward, and an anal subjugator. But since I guess I'll have to be on the same page as you,
FAG!! FAGGY FAG!! SPIC NIGGER SPADE CANADIAN COCK.
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SSJPrince
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Posts: 62
(9/7/01 11:23 pm)
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Re: An Article On A Retarded Fan
Ah yes, another post of random crap.
Do I need to teach you how guitars ended up in Spain, or will you be able to figure it out with that raising brain of yours?
Fucking spic.
You call me a hypocrit, a coward, and an anal subjugator (this one's my favourite).
So I am a hypocrit because I replied to you?
No wait, that makes me a coward. I am a hypocrit for not just bashing the keyboard, I actually make sentences.
And of course I am an anal subjugator because I will not back down to your gay self.
You see, when ALDP wasn't trying, he was still funny. You don't even have the funny in you. All you have are dry words, stupid words, words that are useless.
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TheDisheveledCommunist
Registered User
Posts: 53
(9/8/01 2:06 pm)
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Re: An Article On A Retarded Fan
It's funny how that if I write absolute horseshit, you still manage yourself to look incredibly gay.
You criticize, you chastize and you generally call me a faggot, and say how unfunny I am. Yes, hit reply and be a hypocrite, only if you'd realize that maybe the content of your "coherency" is what is the problem. And I'm terribly unfunny yes, I guess the whole connection with spanish anal whores playing the guitar to woo young mexicans workers from their hard days at the fruit farm was hilarious. Oh wait, what you said was even more faggoracious and retarded that what I just wrote. You are indeed the love child of a hilarious comedian.
Please call me stupid and inefficient again, respond with petty remarks of me being gay beceuse eye am gya.
You idiot. Please, bring out the big guns! Violate me with your verbage in the most brutal ways possible? Where's your ivory tower intelligence to put my meager intellect to shame?
And most of all, fall on some knives that are positioned upwards for me, it'd make me laugh for hours(!).
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SSJPrince
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Posts: 63
(9/8/01 4:17 pm)
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Re: An Article On A Retarded Fan
You are so fucking right!
I am hypocritical for hacing an opinnion!
How could I be so blind?
You, sir, are the greatest person in the world. No, really!
Fag.
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TheDisheveledCommunist
Registered User
Posts: 54
(9/8/01 8:41 pm)
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It's a shame I could't bring back posts from before the forum was shut down to beat you with the facts of you being a hypocrite. You are a voracious man-rod eater.If you think I'm calling you a hypocrite because of the bland shit you're typing now then you are an even bigger hypocrite/cock menagerie than before.
Hyuck! Cock Menagerie!
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SSJPrince
ss
Posts: 64
(9/8/01 10:03 pm)
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Re: .
I wonder if you and I (THIS is proper English, I suggest you learn it) are the only two people that still go here.
I think you should use the Beetleuice picture again, it is exactly how I visualize you: Ugly, stupid, and with low self esteem (why else would you bother insulting people on the internet?).
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Triple Life
black
Posts: 41
(9/9/01 12:07 am)
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Re: .
I think you should use the Beetleuice picture again, it is exactly how I visualize you: Ugly, stupid, and with low self esteem (why else would you bother insulting people on the internet?).
THAT IS THE FUCKING FUNNIEST STATEMENT OF THE YEAR.
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Yogurtman
Beating women is an art form.
Posts: 28
(9/9/01 6:40 pm)
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Re: .
It is. But it also means that SSJPrince loses this debate, and all others that he may ever engage in.
Should I just delete everything in this forum?
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TheDisheveledCommunist
Registered User
Posts: 55
(9/9/01 10:10 pm)
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I don't know.
Am I the only one who thinks that SSJ has delusions of grandeur?
I would of never expected to be attacked through my personal picture. After all, this is the person who complained/cried when everyone called his name gay.
I will have to lumber my 600 pound, socially inert body to the bathroom and stare into mirror while simultaneously breaking it, because of my homeliness.
I will then ponder.
Do whatever you want Yogurtman, I guess. Who am I to say anything?
I do realize your hypocrisies are intentional SSJ, albeit you are still horrible gay.
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MADali
Some kind of sand nigger faggot.
Posts: 39
(9/10/01 4:47 am)
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Re: .
And with his amazing iranian skills, madali locks the thread
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