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mautty Posts: 290 (11/2/01 5:23 am) Reply 
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late night chat with mike payne Biscuitbutt81: If MadALI wins this league, I will destroy the internet. Sup3r mautty: I think TRTR will win Sup3r mautty: No I WILL WIN Biscuitbutt81: I should place in the top five. Biscuitbutt81: If Grant Hill can stay healthy that is. Sup3r mautty: His sprite will keep him healthy Sup3r mautty: that clear citrus goodness Biscuitbutt81: At least he doesn't do faggy underwear commercials. Sup3r mautty: Or gatorade ones with that soccer slut Sup3r mautty: SPACE JAM WAS THE BEST BASKETBALL MOVIE EVER Biscuitbutt81: Women are fucking terrible at soccer. Biscuitbutt81: I could school fucking Mia Hamm. Sup3r mautty: you keep thinking that Sup3r mautty: My little sister plays soccer. Biscuitbutt81: I've played soccer for 14 years. Biscuitbutt81: I played in England and in Belgium. Biscuitbutt81: I played on a team that won state. Sup3r mautty: she won the world cup Biscuitbutt81: The women's world cup. Biscuitbutt81: Women cannot play soccer WELL. Biscuitbutt81: Have you ever watched a WOMEN'S PROFESSIONAL GAME? Sup3r mautty: No Sup3r mautty: just becasue im mexican dose not mean i like soccer Biscuitbutt81: They're gimps. Sup3r mautty: and ugly dykes Biscuitbutt81: I'm not a great athlete. Biscuitbutt81: In fact, I'm barely mediocre. Sup3r mautty: I saw a behind the glory on the womens soccer team Sup3r mautty: it sucked Biscuitbutt81: But, shit ... if my dick fell off, and a vagina grew in its place. Biscuitbutt81: AND I GREW TITS. Biscuitbutt81: I could play profesional WOMEN'S soccer. Sup3r mautty: he Biscuitbutt81: And probably do pretty well. Sup3r mautty: hehe Biscuitbutt81: My senior year ... Sup3r mautty: No one on that team has tits Biscuitbutt81: the girls soccer team got second in Europe. Biscuitbutt81: My team didn't even make it past divisionals (I GOT HURT). Biscuitbutt81: WE played them, and humiliated them so badly, that the girls actually considered disbanding. Biscuitbutt81: AND THIS WAS A HIGHSCHOOL TEAM. Sup3r mautty: My football team did not win a game in the four years i was their. Biscuitbutt81: Our coach made us apologize. Biscuitbutt81: Spic. Biscuitbutt81: Not enough niggers. Sup3r mautty: But i had 89 tackels my senior year Biscuitbutt81: Did you get looked at by any colleges? Sup3r mautty: YEah Sup3r mautty: small schools Sup3r mautty: I was in lobo traing camp last spring Biscuitbutt81: Heh, I got fucked over my senior year. Biscuitbutt81: I should have played forward ... I would have scored so much. Biscuitbutt81: I ended up playing center mid, and I only got SIX FUCKING GOAOIVaeg Biscuitbutt81: Anyway, I also should have made the gay all league team or whatever. Sup3r mautty: I broke a running backs leg. And got benched three games Biscuitbutt81: I grabbed a fat guys balls, and he went berserk. Biscuitbutt81: The ref had to break us up. Sup3r mautty: hahahaha Biscuitbutt81: Last year, when I was in an indoor tournament, I threatened to break a girl's legs. Sup3r mautty: why Biscuitbutt81: She was a hack, and if you even so much as looked at her wrong, she'd whine to the ref. Biscuitbutt81: She'd beat the shit out of people. Biscuitbutt81: BUT YOU WEREN'T ALLOWED TO DO ANYTHING TO HER. Sup3r mautty: whore Sup3r mautty: I would have raped her in the locker room Biscuitbutt81: So I ran up to her and told her that if she didn't cut it out, I'd break her fucking legs. Sup3r mautty: your the man Biscuitbutt81: OH YEAH. Biscuitbutt81: Hahaha Biscuitbutt81: Last year, I was playing basketball at the rec center Biscuitbutt81: and this small, quick gook was covering me Biscuitbutt81: and he was a fucking hack Biscuitbutt81: ANyway, after getting fouled for the fiftieth time Biscuitbutt81: I slammed the ball on the ground, bent over, slapped my ass, and screamed, "EVERY TIME I GET THE BALL, I GET FUCKED UP THE ASS." Biscuitbutt81: The little gook went berserk. Biscuitbutt81: And threatened to cut me or something. Biscuitbutt81: ANYWAY, play somehow resumed Biscuitbutt81: and I got the ball and drove to the basket Biscuitbutt81: And the GOOK jumped in front of me Biscuitbutt81: right as I was going up for the shot Biscuitbutt81: My forearm hit him right in the fucking face Biscuitbutt81: And I knocked him on his ass Sup3r mautty: YES Biscuitbutt81: HE THEN SCREAMED AND WENT INTO THE FETAL POSITION. Biscuitbutt81: We immediately stopped play Biscuitbutt81: And I helped him up (I really didn't mean to do it). Biscuitbutt81: And he went NUTSO again. Biscuitbutt81: and threw the ball at me Sup3r mautty: did he use kunk fu Sup3r mautty: kung fu rather Biscuitbutt81: It was hilarious. Biscuitbutt81: We decided to take a break to "cool down". Sup3r mautty: was he scream in gook talk Biscuitbutt81: ANd he walked up behind me and tried to intimidate me by breating on my back. Biscuitbutt81: breathing rather Biscuitbutt81: but he was so short that he was breathing right below my shoulder blades Biscuitbutt81: I started to laugh so hard that I cried Biscuitbutt81: And he got even angrier Sup3r mautty: why would breathing on someone intimadate them Sup3r mautty: thats just gay Biscuitbutt81: I don't know. Biscuitbutt81: But he got really close to me Biscuitbutt81: While I was staring at the wall (HA) Biscuitbutt81: and STARTED TO BREATH VERY HARD ON MY BACK Sup3r mautty: Did you bitch slap him Biscuitbutt81: I couldn't. Biscuitbutt81: I was laughing too hard. Sup3r mautty: I would have have bitched slaped him. but he would have been breathing on my ass. Sup3r mautty: That a fucking funny story Biscuitbutt81: That type of shit happens all the time at the rec. center. Biscuitbutt81: People get so fucking ANGRY about basketball. Biscuitbutt81: I saw a UNIVERSITY OF OREGON football player pound the shit out of a small white guy Sup3r mautty: UO is kicking ass this year. Biscuitbutt81: Yeah. Biscuitbutt81: The Pac10 is a mess right now, though. Biscuitbutt81: Fucking Stanford. Biscuitbutt81: We SHOULD HAVE DEFEATED THEM. Sup3r mautty: Did you go to homecomeing Biscuitbutt81: No. Biscuitbutt81: I should have ... Sup3r mautty: I went to our's we killed air force Biscuitbutt81: But that shit is kind of obnoxious. Sup3r mautty: A friend of mine since 1st grade got shot at by niggers at a after party. Biscuitbutt81: Hahahaha Sup3r mautty: He was kickig the niggers ass in the parking lot and he pulled out a gun. Sup3r mautty: it was crazy Biscuitbutt81 signed off at 3:06:59 AM. . |
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Yogurtman Fushigi Yuugi is number one Posts: 1498 (11/2/01 9:56 am) Reply 
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Re: late night chat with mike payne That is fucking grand. |
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My Head Hurts 90 Registered User Posts: 816 (11/2/01 8:19 pm) Reply 
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Re: late night chat with mike payne "EVERY TIME I GET THE BALL, I GET FUCKED UP THE ASS." Mike Payne is the fucking king of AIM. |
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JebusofNazareth Escaped RONG DEAF. Posts: 1259 (11/2/01 9:37 pm) Reply 
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Re: late night chat with mike payne He is. ANd REALM. |
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