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ReaLmSGH Little asshole Posts: 2404 (10/3/01 11:44 pm) Reply ![]() |
Xanbar PunkAsss101: XANBAR BABY Real MSG h: xanbar PunkAsss101: It's OK. Real MSG h: you did it? PunkAsss101: I'm still a little woozy. Real MSG h: did do you do teh xanbar Real MSG h: WHAT WUZ IT LIEK, DAWGZ PunkAsss101: It's nothing for a while. PunkAsss101: I was really nervous when I was taking it because my mom was home, and I didn't want to get caught, but I just swallowed the pill. Real MSG h: what does your body say "oh yeah, i have a fucking xanbar in my system" PunkAsss101: And then I stopped caring about my mom and about consequence and speeches that I have to right. Real MSG h: did you go through the "fuck it, oh shit" syndrome PunkAsss101: I'm relaxed, and I say thngs differently. I'm more openened, and I'm not ashamed of it, and I don't see what's wrong with expressing mysself. Real MSG h: faggot Real MSG h: go write aplay you queer PunkAsss101: But I can feel the cold self unassurence. PunkAsss101: Fuck you, nigger. PunkAsss101: I feel open and what not. PunkAsss101: But maybe it's just psychosemantic. PunkAsss101: I was told that I would get high, so I feel high. Real MSG h: placebo Real MSG h: ITS PROBABLY A SUGAR PILL YOU DIPSHIT PunkAsss101: But it would take something real to cancel the feeling of nervousness of getting caught. Real MSG h: YEAH Real MSG h: my friends mom thinks im his drug dealer Real MSG h: because i always come over witha sack PunkAsss101: It must be real because I'm not figity like I was when I first took it. Real MSG h: a nut sack PunkAsss101: NUT SACK. Real MSG h: nut sax Real MSG h: NUT SACK IS A GREAT WORD PunkAsss101: OR do you ean you really put nuts in a sack like peanuts or something? PunkAsss101: And she thinks its drugs. Real MSG h: OH DAMN I BUGZ ON MY NUT SACK PunkAsss101: What the fuks up wit dat? Real MSG h: HIS MOM IS CRAZZY Real MSG h: EVERY OTHER KID SHE LETS INTO HER HOUSE Real MSG h: BUT NOT ME PunkAsss101: She does crazy thing? Real MSG h: bee otch PunkAsss101: Fuck, that's stupidl. Real MSG h: yeah with my nut sack PunkAsss101: Just because you eat peanust? Real MSG h: no, i usually bring over a few games, some food from taco bell, and maybe some drugs Real MSG h: i mean bugz Real MSG h: bugz on my nut sack PunkAsss101: You really bring drugs. PunkAsss101: ? Real MSG h: no Real MSG h: i havent even seen somone smoking weed PunkAsss101: Yeah, I was thinking you only smoked pot like once or something. Real MSG h: however Real MSG h: however PunkAsss101: And some guy took your money. PunkAsss101: HOWEVEr. Real MSG h: once my friend luke came over with weed and we ate it Real MSG h: man i had to walk throught he desert today Real MSG h: and there was this invisible fence Real MSG h: and i ripped my shirt on it Real MSG h: and siunce i had already thrown my backpack and shoes over Real MSG h: i had to walk around it, get my shoes, and then walk around it again Real MSG h: AND THERE WERE ALL THESE FUCKING GRASSHOPPERS Real MSG h: ON MY NUT SACK Real MSG h: IF ITS SO EASY TO COMMUNICATE THEN WHY THE HELLA RE YOU TAKING SO LONG Real MSG h: AND WHY ARE THERE ALWAYS GIRLS IN YOUR HOUSE Real MSG h: shit head Real MSG h: SheiBkopf PunkAsss101: It's the same girl. PunkAsss101: She lives next to me. PunkAsss101: She is so fucking hot. Real MSG h: have you seen her in her underwares PunkAsss101: She left, and I started runing after her. Real MSG h: haha PunkAsss101: I saw her in a VERY SMALL swim suit. PunkAsss101: But then I gave up. |
The Vinny Mac Shyguys Posts: 2643 (10/4/01 7:18 pm) Reply ![]() |
Re: Xanbar Xanax isn't that amazing. But then again, I probably think that since my Mom practically lives on that stuff. |
PunkAsss Cyborg is champion Posts: 2425 (10/4/01 7:36 pm) Reply |
. This other guy is convinced it wasn't xanax, but he also said xanax was for bloating, then the original guy said it was a high dosage or something. Anyway, this has gotten gay, now. And I'm convinced ReaLm was trying to confuse me during that conversation. And he did a good job. |
The Vinny Mac Shyguys Posts: 2648 (10/4/01 8:01 pm) Reply ![]() |
Re: Xanbar You should really fuck that girl PunkAsss. She's been in your house WAY TOO MANY times for you to not fuck her. |
PunkAsss Cyborg is champion Posts: 2426 (10/4/01 9:56 pm) Reply |
You can't possibly understand. You are incapable of understanding how much she hates me. To her, ME and SEX are antonyms (that's the closest I can get to the proper spelling). She would fuck anything before me. The only way I could ever have sex with her would be if she were passed out. AND SHE IS SERIOUSLY FUCKING HOT. EVERYBODY I KNOW WANTS TO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF HER. Twenty five year old guys just start talking to her trying to have sex with her. And my friends make fun of me because they say anybody else would have had sex with her a long time ago if they had been in my position, but not be because I suck too much. And everybody also agrees with me that she's a fucking idiot. |
Puck71 Registered User Posts: 109 (10/5/01 12:16 pm) Reply ![]() |
Re: You can't possibly understand.![]() |
The Vinny Mac Shyguys Posts: 2653 (10/5/01 3:40 pm) Reply ![]() |
Re: Xanbar I would at least sexually harass her until she left the house. MAKE HER FEEL AS UNCOMFORTABLE AS POSSIBLE. Leave semen-stained tissues around the computer. Walk up to her, with your hand in your pants playing with yourself, and ask what's she doing. Throw objects into her cleavage and tell her "Don't worry, I'll get it." Anything, ANYTHING has to be more respectable then what you are doing now. |
Puck71 Registered User Posts: 121 (10/5/01 3:56 pm) Reply ![]() |
Re: Xanbar hah, or put your cum jar out so there's no way she can't see it, and if she asks what it is, ask if she wants to make a contribution |
Moldy Penis of God Big black nigger Posts: 193 (10/6/01 7:55 pm) Reply ![]() |
Re: Xanbar that's 'psychosomatic'. |
PunkAsss Cyborg is champion Posts: 2452 (10/7/01 4:44 pm) Reply |
Re: Xanbar I round of applause to Penis of God for spelling better than a high, uneducated Southerner. Edited by: PunkAsss at: 10/7/01 5:44:50 pm |
Big Fagot Since when could a newbie stand up to people with posts in the thousands? They have enough confidence to speak their minds without being arrogant and prideful. That’s basically the equation for a good poster right there. Plus, Seru is officially my protégé. Posts: 4444 (10/19/01 12:06 pm) Reply ![]() |
Re: Xanbar Just don't let her in the house without rubbing your crotch on her constantly. If she keeps it up, rape/murder her. |
Gimp Mask A wacky French guy called Nappa. Posts: 2890 (10/19/01 5:02 pm) Reply |
Re: Xanbar 4444. Punkasss, take some morphine. It's great (I took 100mg an hour and a half ago). |
JewBagelDopeMan Registered User Posts: 124 (10/20/01 12:56 am) Reply ![]() |
Re: Xanbar You know, over the counter medicines can do happy things too, if you know what you're doing. Somnex + Alcohol makes me feel happy. Also, I have no access to prescriptions. |
Gimp Mask A wacky French guy called Nappa. Posts: 2893 (10/21/01 3:03 pm) Reply |
Re: Xanbar It's easier around here to get prescription drugs than most regular drugs. |
dozed ![]() FUCKSHITCOCKBITCHDAMN Posts: 1109 (10/21/01 3:22 pm) Reply ![]() |
Re: Xanbar YEAH BECAUSE YOU LIVE IN THAT PLACE>>>THAT I FORGOT THE NAME OF>>> |
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