WHAT FAGTOWN THINKS ABOUT TAMPONS

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The Vinny Mac i lvoe dan Posts: 2744 (10/12/01 8:16 pm) Reply	WHAT FAGTOWN THINKS ABOUT TAMPONS The Vinny Mac (9:04:53 PM): Does a commercial with flying tampons and party music make you want to buy tampons more? INdi ANaj ONze (9:05:16 PM): A commercial with pictures of actual tampons extending magically makes me want more tampons. The Vinny Mac (9:05:23 PM): Yes The Vinny Mac (9:05:31 PM): They need more commercials like that. The Vinny Mac (9:05:36 PM): I DIDN'T KNOW TAMPONS WERE SO MUCH FUN. INdi ANaj ONze (9:05:57 PM): I bet Mark McGwire likes to use tampons as bats in his fun, non-nigger home run games. INdi ANaj ONze (9:06:01 PM): He's a real hero. The Vinny Mac (9:06:10 PM): Yes, he is. INdi ANaj ONze (9:06:26 PM): Not like that nigger Sammy Sosa or whoever. The Vinny Mac (9:06:31 PM): Fuck him -------------------- The Vinny Mac (9:05:41 PM): Does a commercial with flying tampons and party music make you want to buy tampons more? Commodus180 (9:05:51 PM): THE MAGICAL WARRIOR SAUSAGE CHILDREN OF PHREDERICK DOBBS Commodus180 (9:05:57 PM): THAT IS A REAL SITE Commodus180 (9:06:47 PM): oh my god Commodus180 (9:06:53 PM): I had 4 GB of temporary internet files The Vinny Mac: Yeah --------------------- The Vinny Mac (9:06:51 PM): Does a commercial with flying tampons and party music make you want to buy tampons more? Auto response from Boko maru (9:06:51 PM): I am currently working on my greatest work to date, The Abject. Its about a cake and its inability to open itself to other tastey sugar-filled pastries. The Vinny Mac (9:06:58 PM): You're a fag. Boko maru (9:09:35 PM): yes ---------------------- The Vinny Mac (9:13:40 PM): Does a commercial with flying tampons and party music make you want to buy tampons more? SweetiePup (9:13:48 PM): no The Vinny Mac (9:14:02 PM): Do you think it was a good advertising plan? SweetiePup (9:14:09 PM): no The Vinny Mac (9:14:31 PM): DOES IT GET RID OF THE OLD "TAMPONS AREN'T FUN AND ARE NOT FOR PARTIES" IMAGE IT'S BEEN STRUCK WITH THESE PAST FEW YEARS? SweetiePup (9:14:43 PM): ... SweetiePup (9:14:49 PM): Tampons aren't fun The Vinny Mac (9:14:56 PM): It'd be better if they flew into the vaginas in the commercial. SweetiePup (9:15:03 PM): Ok The Vinny Mac (9:15:33 PM): I would have to slap a girl who asked me to pull out her tampon with my teeth and give her a Tuna Melt. ---------------------- The Vinny Mac (9:05:50 PM): Does a commercial with flying tampons and party music make you want to buy tampons more? Ol Dirt McGurt (9:06:11 PM): No, I don't want to buy them in the first place, I don't need them. The Vinny Mac (9:06:19 PM): Say something funny ---------------------- The Vinny Mac (9:06:00 PM): Does a commercial with flying tampons and party music make you want to buy tampons more? Biscuitbutt81 (9:06:54 PM): Shit, I want to buy stock in the company that came up with that. Biscuitbutt81 (9:07:02 PM): If only I had a vagina. The Vinny Mac (9:07:07 PM): IF ONLY Biscuitbutt81 (9:07:21 PM): I pick my nose a lot, and it bleeds because of that. Biscuitbutt81 (9:07:30 PM): Maybe I could use tampons to alleviate that problem. The Vinny Mac (9:07:44 PM): I think the tampons are too big, sir. The Vinny Mac (9:07:48 PM): Unless you have vagina-sized nostrils. Biscuitbutt81 (9:07:49 PM): THE TAMPONS WILL FLY INTO MY NOSE. Biscuitbutt81 (9:07:52 PM): AND THAT'S WHEN THE PARTY BEGINS. The Vinny Mac (9:07:54 PM): YES! Biscuitbutt81 (9:07:55 PM): NANANANANA SHA SHA SHA Biscuitbutt81 (9:08:02 PM): SHAKA SHAKA ------------------ DemonsRage2 (10:01:23 PM): ASK ME WHAT I THINK OF TAMPONS. The Vinny Mac (10:01:29 PM): You're a fag ------------------ The Vinny Mac (10:49:12 PM): Does a commercial with flying tampons and party music make you want to buy tampons more? PunkAsss101 (10:49:47 PM): CAN I POSSIBLY WANT TO BUY THEM MORE THAN I ALREADY DO? PunkAsss101 (10:59:16 PM): That's fucking funny. PunkAsss101 (10:59:18 PM): You can't deny that. The Vinny Mac (10:59:28 PM): I can't The Vinny Mac (10:59:32 PM): YOU DON'T HAVE A VAGINA The Vinny Mac (10:59:38 PM): I was talking to other people, actually The Vinny Mac (10:59:41 PM): Asking the same question The Vinny Mac (10:59:48 PM): You don't have to be so mean. PunkAsss101 (10:59:53 PM): You wanted it to be all "The Vinny Mac's funny hilariousness and everybody els's stupidity." PunkAsss101 (11:00:11 PM): But then I came back with my super wit, and you were like, "CANT LET THIS ONE GET OUT." ------------------ The Vinny Mac (10:49:21 PM): Does a commercial with flying tampons and party music make you want to buy tampons more? SuperPsaturn (10:49:36 PM): Not really. The Vinny Mac (10:49:50 PM): BUT THEY EXTEND IN MID-FLIGHT SuperPsaturn (10:50:41 PM): Yeah, I don't really have any use for tampons. The Vinny Mac (10:50:51 PM): How about for nosebleeds. The Vinny Mac (10:50:57 PM): Mike told me he'd use them for nosebleeds. SuperPsaturn (10:51:25 PM): Not really. SuperPsaturn (10:51:37 PM): A tampon would probably be like the very last thing I'd use. The Vinny Mac (10:52:11 PM): How about a douche? SuperPsaturn (10:55:19 PM): Those are to clean girls vaginas right? The Vinny Mac (10:55:23 PM): Yes SuperPsaturn (10:55:31 PM): And they're made of cotton? SuperPsaturn (10:55:48 PM): I thought douche was like some kind of perfume or something. SuperPsaturn (10:55:55 PM): so that it didn't smell that bad. The Vinny Mac (10:55:55 PM): LIKE A SQUIRT BOTTLE THING SuperPsaturn (10:55:59 PM): Oh. SuperPsaturn (10:56:01 PM): Okay. The Vinny Mac (10:56:11 PM): I don't know, I'm not sure. I had to pack a box of douches once at the grocery store. The Vinny Mac (10:56:35 PM): With hamburger, and a bunch of douches (I doubt that's the plural). It was awkward. I had to ask myself the question "The same bag, or seperate them in two bags?" ------------------ The Vinny Mac (10:49:00 PM): Does a commercial with flying tampons and party music make you want to buy tampons more? OtakuMonkey1 (10:49:21 PM): No, I'd rather have a commercial with sinking tampons The Vinny Mac (10:50:27 PM): Why is that? OtakuMonkey1 (10:52:24 PM): cause it's a more accurate portrayal of what Tampons actually do The Vinny Mac (10:52:34 PM): But that's not as fun as FLYING TAMPONS The Vinny Mac (10:52:38 PM): THAT EXTEND IN MID-FLIGHT The Vinny Mac (10:52:47 PM): LIKE THEY ARE ABOUT TO JOIN TOGETHER AND FORM MECHA SUPER TAMPON OtakuMonkey1 (10:53:22 PM): yea, but the sinking tampon is looking for the magical tresure The Vinny Mac (10:53:42 PM): THREE The Vinny Mac (10:53:43 PM): TWO The Vinny Mac (10:53:44 PM): ONE The Vinny Mac (10:53:45 PM): LET'S JAM! ------------------ The Vinny Mac (10:58:16 PM): I'm John McClane, you're Zeus Carver. JDogg489 (10:58:46 PM): ok The Vinny Mac (11:07:38 PM): Does a commercial with flying tampons and party music make you want to buy tampons more? JDogg489 (11:08:16 PM): a little The Vinny Mac (11:08:31 PM): What exactly in this commercial makes you want to buy tampons? JDogg489 (11:09:08 PM): the party music The Vinny Mac (11:09:19 PM): Would you consider bringing tampons to a party? JDogg489 (11:09:55 PM): if i was on my period, then maybe JDogg489 (11:10:06 PM): but thats almost impossable The Vinny Mac (11:10:34 PM): Yeah, because you don't have a vagina? JDogg489 (11:10:44 PM): maybe The Vinny Mac (11:11:10 PM): Yeah The Vinny Mac (11:11:17 PM): WOULD ZEUS CARVER TAKE TAMPONS TO A PARTY? The Vinny Mac (11:11:32 PM): What if Simon Grueber (brother of Hans Grueber) said "Simon says that you and Mr. McClane are to bring a box of Tampax Tampons to a floor party at the closest college. Once you arrive, you are to stick them up your ass and ejaculate on eachother. JDogg489 (11:11:39 PM): then i think he would JDogg489 (11:12:58 PM): at lyrics.com they have both "puff daddy" and "P. Diddy" The Vinny Mac (11:13:17 PM): Really? JDogg489 (11:13:34 PM): yes The Vinny Mac (11:13:45 PM): Wow JDogg489 (11:14:09 PM): then i think he would JDogg489 (11:18:40 PM): theres these things out, where you scan bar codes, and you get didital pet things that you can fight w/ The Vinny Mac (11:18:53 PM): Wow The Vinny Mac (11:19:03 PM): Bar codes on anything? JDogg489 (11:19:10 PM): i think so The Vinny Mac (11:19:30 PM): Wow JDogg489 (11:19:44 PM): i know JDogg489 (11:19:59 PM): my friend wants to get the bar code from a NIN album, as a tatto. The Vinny Mac (11:21:16 PM): That's clever JDogg489 (11:21:39 PM): yeah JDogg489 (11:21:59 PM): i sould do that, but w/ a different bar code The Vinny Mac (11:22:57 PM): Like what? JDogg489 (11:23:07 PM): i don't know JDogg489 (11:23:18 PM): i geuss my favorite product JDogg489 (11:23:39 PM): but i don't know what that is, so im back to square one JDogg489 (11:24:08 PM): but... i could scan my self and get virtiul pets! The Vinny Mac (11:24:55 PM): YES! The Vinny Mac (11:25:20 PM): Like if someone was in a heated BATTLE OF VIRTUAL PET THINGIES, AND THEY RAN OUT OR SOMETHING, YOU COULD "HEY, NO SWEAT! SCAN ME!" The Vinny Mac (11:25:28 PM): AND THEY WOULD AND WOULD WIN THE ANNUAL VIRTUAL PET TOURNAMENT. JDogg489 (11:25:45 PM): yes! JDogg489 (11:26:22 PM): then i'll be the mayor of virtual pet things The Vinny Mac (11:26:36 PM): THE MAYOR! JDogg489 (11:26:44 PM): YES! JDogg489 (11:42:54 PM): the Olson Twins maggizen(sound it out) they talk about teen issues, like: Fung Shui and Sisqo The Vinny Mac (11:43:04 PM): What's a Fung Shui? JDogg489 (11:43:22 PM): that chinsse decerateing thing The Vinny Mac (11:43:37 PM): I still don't know what it is. The Vinny Mac (11:43:39 PM): Is it a robot? The Vinny Mac (11:43:45 PM): Chinese people like robots. JDogg489 (11:43:52 PM): yes, yes it is JDogg489 (11:44:08 PM): more like a cyborg though JDogg489 (11:44:19 PM): a TENNIS CYBORG! JDogg489 (11:44:20 PM): HA! The Vinny Mac (11:44:28 PM): OH MY! JDogg489 (11:44:30 PM): take taht! The Vinny Mac (11:44:32 PM): I'VE BEEN ZINGED! ---------------- The Vinny Mac (11:37:14 PM): Does a commercial with flying tampons and party music make you want to buy tampons more? JonGreat9 (11:37:29 PM): No JonGreat9 (11:37:39 PM): Those comercials are gay The Vinny Mac (11:37:50 PM): But what about the party music? JonGreat9 (11:37:58 PM): Phoey JonGreat9 (11:38:04 PM): screw that she ott The Vinny Mac (11:38:13 PM): What would you do to the people who created those commercials? JonGreat9 (11:38:36 PM): penatrate their tight O ring with my cock and ball sack The Vinny Mac (11:38:58 PM): Would you cover them with 24 gallons, 7 pints, and 30 fl. oz of hot ass cum? JonGreat9 (11:39:42 PM): No, it would 21 gallons, 2 quarts, 4 cu;ps and 2 table spoons of rectum sause with a twist O lemon The Vinny Mac (11:39:52 PM): YES JonGreat9 (11:39:57 PM): yes The Vinny Mac (11:40:07 PM): What do you think of tampons? JonGreat9 (11:40:26 PM): Usefull in way, hazardes in others The Vinny Mac (11:41:04 PM): How is it a hazard, Great Jon? JonGreat9 (11:42:00 PM): Well, upon cock and ball insertion, your genatiles may become cought in the tampons tight weved intangled fibers and cut your cock sack and anal nuts, mother gay The Vinny Mac (11:42:26 PM): Geez, that sure is scary! What sort of measures can we take against the dangerous tampons? JonGreat9 (11:43:22 PM): Well their are many things the avrage person can do, 1, is to feel around with a stick and pull out any un-wanted fibers from the PUSSY area The Vinny Mac (11:43:53 PM): YES JonGreat9 (11:44:32 PM): Also, watch out for pecans and wild squarrels JonGreat9 (11:44:47 PM): that run rampant in the CUNT area The Vinny Mac (11:44:54 PM): There sure is alot about the PUSSY I didn't know about! JonGreat9 (11:45:41 PM): Yes well, the pussy is a strange place, some have compared it to the hazzard land of afganastan, slice The Vinny Mac (11:46:02 PM): ARE THERE SOLDIERS HIDING IN THE MOUNTAINOUS REGIONS IN THE VAGINA? JonGreat9 (11:46:50 PM): HARD TO SAY, mother gay. On many ocassions, spy plains have been sent in, olny to bring back blurry images of what looks to be, ass lizards. The Vinny Mac (11:47:20 PM): Ass lizards? OH MY! Do you think our Marines will be training in these vaginas to prepare themselves for war in Afghanistan? JonGreat9 (11:48:34 PM): That would be the wrong way to look at it, the pussy area may in fact be more hazardess than afganastan, land mines, barb wire, and broken dildo parts are every where. The Vinny Mac (11:48:47 PM): Oh God, they wouldn't make it out alive! The Vinny Mac (11:49:15 PM): Thank you for this insight to tampons and the horrors of the vagina. Any last thoughts? JonGreat9 (11:49:29 PM): no The Vinny Mac (11:49:54 PM): Ok JonGreat9 (11:50:07 PM): Nice talking to you, vinny mac The Vinny Mac (11:50:16 PM): Nice talking to you, Jon JonGreat9 (11:50:24 PM): WAIT The Vinny Mac (11:50:32 PM): WHAT, JON!? JonGreat9 (11:51:03 PM): The Ant King II will be released on Oct, 14th JonGreat9 (11:51:09 PM): Tell the pack The Vinny Mac (11:51:22 PM): THANKS FOR THIS LATE-BREAKING NEWS, JON JonGreat9 (11:51:31 PM): You are welcome ---------------- The Vinny Mac (5:45:27 PM): Do they even have tampons in Iran or whatever? kai NS tark signed off at 5:47:43 PM. Edited by: The Vinny Mac at: 10/13/01 5:51:20 pm
Ace Kendo Call Me Cupcake Posts: 2872 (10/12/01 8:20 pm) Reply	Re: WHAT FAGTOWN THINKS ABOUT TAMPONS Vinny lies! He never called me a fag. actual: The Vinny Mac (9:09:10 PM): Does a commercial with flying tampons and party music make you want to buy tampons more? Auto response from Boko maru (9:09:10 PM): I am currently working on my greatest work to date, The Abject. Its about a cake and its inability to open itself to other tastey sugar-filled pastries. Boko maru (9:11:54 PM): yes
The Vinny Mac i lvoe dan Posts: 2745 (10/12/01 8:20 pm) Reply	Re: WHAT FAGTOWN THINKS ABOUT TAMPONS SURE, YOU REGRET TELLING ME YOUR SECRETS NOW, DON'T YOU FAG? AND I BET THE NEXT THING YOU'LL SAY IS THAT YOU AREN'T EVEN JEWISH.
Demons Rage 2 Ashton's whore Posts: 3833 (10/12/01 9:04 pm) Reply	Re: WHAT FAGTOWN THINKS ABOUT TAMPONS IF YOU WANT MY APPROVAL FOR THIS THREAD I NEED TO BE EDITED INTO IT. YAY! THIS THREAD NOW ROXXORS! Edited by: Demons Rage 2 at: 10/12/01 10:09:43 pm
ReaLmSGH Little asshole Posts: 2552 (10/12/01 9:09 pm) Reply	Re: WHAT FAGTOWN THINKS ABOUT TAMPONS ya
StupidMike I shall crush the Gooks with my super MAS power, and all shall fear my name. Posts: 1283 (10/12/01 9:10 pm) Reply	Re: WHAT FAGTOWN THINKS ABOUT TAMPONS GREATEST THINGY EVER.
Triple Life HONKY WIGGER CRACKA Posts: 1268 (10/12/01 9:18 pm) Reply	Re: WHAT FAGTOWN THINKS ABOUT TAMPONS Vinny left out the part where after he said, "say something funny," I said, "Vinny isn't gay."
The Vinny Mac i lvoe dan Posts: 2747 (10/12/01 9:36 pm) Reply	Re: WHAT FAGTOWN THINKS ABOUT TAMPONS YOU SAID THAT AFTER I MADE THE THREAD.
bitter gigatron Registered User Posts: 35 (10/12/01 9:58 pm) Reply	Re: WHAT FAGTOWN THINKS ABOUT TAMPONS Vinny/TL and Vinny/Sweetiepup AIMs were hilarity in it's purest form.
The Vinny Mac i lvoe dan Posts: 2748 (10/12/01 10:03 pm) Reply	Re: WHAT FAGTOWN THINKS ABOUT TAMPONS I ADDED A BUNCH MORE, YIPPIE!
SweetiePup The final word on the whole Fagot/Yogurt situation. Posts: 1408 (10/12/01 10:13 pm) Reply	Re: WHAT FAGTOWN THINKS ABOUT TAMPONS Aw, you're just saying that because I'm a girl.
The Vinny Mac i lvoe dan Posts: 2750 (10/12/01 10:14 pm) Reply	Re: WHAT FAGTOWN THINKS ABOUT TAMPONS YOU AREN'T CHANGING THIS THREAD'S TOPIC TO SOMETHING ABOUT YOU, BITCH.
PunkAsss Cyborg is champion Posts: 2498 (10/12/01 10:20 pm) Reply	Re: WHAT FAGTOWN THINKS ABOUT TAMPONS Why did bitter gigtron put the Vinny/'s in front of hit two favorites? Did he not realize that Vinny was in all of them? Or that he started this thread?
The Vinny Mac i lvoe dan Posts: 2751 (10/12/01 10:35 pm) Reply	Re: WHAT FAGTOWN THINKS ABOUT TAMPONS I ADDED A LONGER SPACE GHOST ONE. YES!
Fat Bahstard gai�e�ty also gay�e�ty (g-t) n. pl. gai�e�ties 1.A state of joyful exuberance or merriment; vivacity. 2.Merry or joyful activity; festivity: making preparations for the holiday gaieties. 3.Bright color or showiness, as of dress; finery. [French gaiet�, from Old French, from gai, cheerful. See gay.] Posts: 10140 (10/12/01 10:41 pm) Reply	! You didn't ask him to scan in a box of tampons for a virtual pet
Captain PUNisher The type of file you use to make a small hole bigger. Posts: 763 (10/12/01 11:34 pm) Reply	Re: ! damn, i didn't think about that
Ace Kendo Call Me Cupcake Posts: 2879 (10/12/01 11:40 pm) Reply	Re: ! Hey, Space Ghost, write us another review! Vinny, what happened to that thing you were working on?
The Vinny Mac i lvoe dan Posts: 2757 (10/12/01 11:50 pm) Reply	Re: WHAT FAGTOWN THINKS ABOUT TAMPONS SWEETIEPUP DESTROYED IT.
PunkAsss Cyborg is champion Posts: 2501 (10/13/01 3:08 am) Reply	Re: WHAT FAGTOWN THINKS ABOUT TAMPONS JUST MAKE IT ANYWAY. What is a fake slut going to do about it? Give you fake herpes?
JebusofNazareth Escaped RONG DEAF. Posts: 1033 (10/13/01 10:08 am) Reply	My god. VINNY IS SOOPA FUNNY!
The Vinny Mac i lvoe dan Posts: 2758 (10/13/01 10:33 am) Reply	Re: WHAT FAGTOWN THINKS ABOUT TAMPONS I CAN MAKE THE COMIC NOW. I forgot I uploaded that graphic awhile ago. I can just download it AND ALL WILL BE FINE.