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The Vinny Mac The real fuckin' deal, y'all! Posts: 3165 (11/21/01 2:22 am) Reply 
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The Penis Section This is a fucking insanely long chat. I was going to break it up into parts and edit out the crap, but I didn't care. In fact, just skip to the part where we talk about reenacting famous moments in history with penises. So here. (12:33:02 AM) You have just entered room "please entertain me." (12:33:10 AM) PunkAsss101 has entered the room. Indiana Jonze (12:33:10 AM): Please entertain me. (12:33:11 AM) ReaLm SGH has entered the room. (12:33:12 AM) Terrene70 has entered the room. PunkAsss101 (12:33:13 AM): YES HORAY FOR RACIAL SLURS. Terrene70 (12:33:18 AM): VINNY! ReaLm SGH (12:33:19 AM): IM PLAYING BALDURS GATE YOU GAYGAYS Indiana Jonze (12:33:23 AM): ReaLm, invite Baybee Pnay. Terrene70 (12:33:23 AM): GAY ReaLm SGH (12:33:32 AM): YOU INVITEHER ReaLm SGH (12:33:41 AM): she isnt on ReaLm SGH (12:33:46 AM): HOWEVER Indiana Jonze (12:33:47 AM): 33t my azz Terrene70 (12:33:47 AM): Invite allme4eva ReaLm SGH (12:33:49 AM): SKRAVEN8R IS PunkAsss101 (12:33:59 AM): ALL ELITE DICK SUCKERS SAY HO. (12:34:02 AM) ReaLm SGH has left the room. PunkAsss101 (12:34:05 AM): BY REALM The Vinny Mac (12:34:07 AM): Wonderful PunkAsss101 (12:34:09 AM): I guess he... LEFT. The Vinny Mac (12:34:12 AM): REALM LEFT Indiana Jonze (12:34:17 AM): SHEE UT PunkAsss101 (12:34:21 AM): SHIZNIT. Terrene70 (12:34:24 AM): IM STILL HERE The Vinny Mac (12:34:27 AM): YEAH Indiana Jonze (12:34:29 AM): idz because he paaly baldur gaete PunkAsss101 (12:34:30 AM): Ph. Indiana Jonze (12:34:34 AM): hehe he gay The Vinny Mac (12:34:35 AM): I'm terribly bored. PunkAsss101 (12:34:38 AM): HE GOT TEH POWER UP TO WIN TEH GAME. Indiana Jonze (12:34:40 AM): ya me to The Vinny Mac (12:34:42 AM): And I misspelled terribley Indiana Jonze (12:34:45 AM): that why i make this rom The Vinny Mac (12:34:46 AM): Wait, I misspelled it again Terrene70 (12:34:46 AM): HI VINNY The Vinny Mac (12:34:47 AM): Or did I? Terrene70 (12:34:55 AM): Terribly. Indiana Jonze (12:34:57 AM): You got it right the first time. The Vinny Mac (12:35:00 AM): OK Terrene70 (12:35:02 AM): Haha fag. Terrene70 (12:35:04 AM): FAGFAGFAG. Indiana Jonze (12:35:11 AM): Whatever happened to Jessie Arbogast? Terrene70 (12:35:16 AM): What? The Vinny Mac (12:35:17 AM): WHAT'S A JESSIE ARBOGAST? Terrene70 (12:35:21 AM): YO MAMA The Vinny Mac (12:35:24 AM): NO Terrene70 (12:35:28 AM): YEAH Indiana Jonze (12:35:28 AM): HE GOT HIS ARM ATE BY SHARK??? Indiana Jonze (12:35:31 AM): REMBER???? Terrene70 (12:35:37 AM): WhAT?! The Vinny Mac (12:35:37 AM): No Terrene70 (12:35:46 AM): Invite "mactigerz" Indiana Jonze (12:35:51 AM): This kid, he got his fucking, his fucking arm EATEN by a fucking shark. The Vinny Mac (12:35:53 AM): Why isn't PunkAsss talking? Indiana Jonze (12:35:56 AM): Yeah, invite mactigerz. Indiana Jonze (12:36:06 AM): There's probably a hot chick taking a shit on his chest. The Vinny Mac (12:36:11 AM): Wow Terrene70 (12:36:13 AM): Ew. The Vinny Mac (12:36:14 AM): That crazy PunkAsss Indiana Jonze (12:36:24 AM): Cuba Gooding Jr should advertise for Gamecube. Terrene70 (12:36:36 AM): My cat tried to bite me. The Vinny Mac (12:36:36 AM): GAMECUBE PunkAsss101 (12:36:47 AM): That isn't me. PunkAsss101 (12:36:51 AM): That's Lee Thorton. Terrene70 (12:36:52 AM): I'm going to bite him back. PunkAsss101 (12:37:01 AM): Lee Thorton, that crazy mofo. Indiana Jonze (12:37:07 AM): Lee Thorton is quite a man. Terrene70 (12:37:14 AM): NOT AS MAN AS ME PunkAsss101 (12:37:15 AM): I wish I was more lik him in every way. Terrene70 (12:37:26 AM): Lick him! The Vinny Mac (12:37:36 AM): My penis has been shrinking. Indiana Jonze (12:37:36 AM): terene yoare hwore Terrene70 (12:37:42 AM): oll The Vinny Mac (12:37:44 AM): I think it's trying to turn itself into a vagina. Indiana Jonze (12:37:48 AM): My penis fucking TURNS. Terrene70 (12:37:49 AM): Yeah huh. Indiana Jonze (12:37:51 AM): Right in the middle. Indiana Jonze (12:37:55 AM): It's noticeable. The Vinny Mac (12:37:59 AM): TURNS WHICH DIRECTION? Terrene70 (12:38:00 AM): It's gay Terrene70 (12:38:03 AM): DOWN The Vinny Mac (12:38:09 AM): DOWN? Indiana Jonze (12:38:12 AM): Left. It makes JAXXIGN ORFF easier. PunkAsss101 (12:38:14 AM): ITS TURNING TOWARDS MENS ASSES Indiana Jonze (12:38:15 AM): Up a little, too. Terrene70 (12:38:18 AM): It spirals like a helic. The Vinny Mac (12:38:19 AM): LEFT EH? IN THE MIDDLE? The Vinny Mac (12:38:23 AM): That is terrible. Indiana Jonze (12:38:33 AM): It's the perfect shape for entering anus from behind. Terrene70 (12:38:38 AM): EWgod Indiana Jonze (12:38:38 AM): It conforms to a human colon. Terrene70 (12:38:44 AM): Hahaha. The Vinny Mac (12:38:48 AM): Mine has the common decency to fall to the right EVER SO SLIGHTLY at the base. Terrene70 (12:38:54 AM): .... Terrene70 (12:39:05 AM): <BODŠa COLOR="#ffffff">Are you trying to scare me or what? Indiana Jonze (12:39:13 AM): It's because you weaken the base with NONSTOP JERKING. The Vinny Mac (12:39:19 AM): NO Terrene70 (12:39:23 AM): FAG The Vinny Mac (12:39:29 AM): I HAVEN'T JERKED SINCE Indiana Jonze (12:39:34 AM): We're trying to scare you, Terrene, and you're incredibly brave for standing up to us bullies. The Vinny Mac (12:39:35 AM): Well, fuck, three hours ago? PunkAsss101 (12:39:37 AM): My penis used to stick straight up when it was erect when I was twelve. Terrene70 (12:39:39 AM): IMPOTENT LOSER PunkAsss101 (12:39:42 AM): Now it is more slanted. Terrene70 (12:39:46 AM): YEAH IA M Terrene70 (12:40:01 AM): I dont have a penis. The Vinny Mac (12:40:05 AM): When I don't masturbate for days, when I release my seed, it reeks. Terrene70 (12:40:13 AM): W/ow Indiana Jonze (12:40:13 AM): I jerked off earlier, and I'm planning on doing it before I go to sleep (otherwise I'd be in bed) but except for that, Saturday was the last time. The Vinny Mac (12:40:15 AM): A POWERFUL ODOR IS RELEASED THAT COULD PEEL PAINT OFF WALLS. PunkAsss101 (12:40:16 AM): Semen always smells bad. Indiana Jonze (12:40:21 AM): I did that ONCE. Indiana Jonze (12:40:27 AM): I dreamed I was jerking off. The Vinny Mac (12:40:30 AM): No, the smell is just OVERPOWERING. Indiana Jonze (12:40:41 AM): I have the most boring dreams. The Vinny Mac (12:40:48 AM): AS IF IT'S BEEN ROTTING IN THE CAULDRON OF MY TESTICLES. PunkAsss101 (12:40:49 AM): The first time I smelled my semen, I thought something was medically wrong with me. The Vinny Mac (12:41:09 AM): I bet I can burn through shit with my semen if it's been cooking for a few days. The Vinny Mac (12:41:16 AM): Like when the aliens die in the movie Aliens. The Vinny Mac (12:41:30 AM): And the alien blood hits the ground and burns a whole from it and the Mexican woman was all like "What the fuck?" PunkAsss101 (12:41:33 AM): You could burn holes through women's heads. Indiana Jonze (12:41:40 AM): Mike's brother compared semen to raw blood, and now I always think of germs in the load when I see it. The Vinny Mac (12:42:11 AM): That's terrible. PunkAsss101 (12:42:15 AM): I like Mike Payne. The Vinny Mac (12:42:19 AM): Me too. PunkAsss101 (12:42:22 AM): I don't like to get semen on my hand. The Vinny Mac (12:42:28 AM): CHRIS EATS HIS WAD. Indiana Jonze (12:42:39 AM): I often use a pillow and a sock. I'm running out of socks. PunkAsss101 (12:42:39 AM): I don't like Chris' blatant effeminacy. The Vinny Mac (12:42:42 AM): I heard if he eat lots of meat and drink lots of milk your semen will smell worse. The Vinny Mac (12:42:53 AM): I mean, "you", not he. Indiana Jonze (12:42:55 AM): Even if I could do the laundry, I'd be afraid of what might happen. Indiana Jonze (12:43:11 AM): I read something once where a guy wanted to increase his load capacity. Terrene70 (12:43:13 AM): Petah eats his wad too. PunkAsss101 (12:43:16 AM): If Chris eats lots of meat and milk, my semen smells worse, becuase it ends up in his ass. Indiana Jonze (12:43:17 AM): I can't remember what it was about. The Vinny Mac (12:43:21 AM): I want to increase my load capacity. The Vinny Mac (12:43:28 AM): I want to be Peter North. Terrene70 (12:43:31 AM): I DO TOO Indiana Jonze (12:43:35 AM): That guy is a freak. Indiana Jonze (12:43:38 AM): HE IS LEE THORTON! Indiana Jonze (12:43:40 AM): He's so like him. PunkAsss101 (12:43:54 AM): Lee Thorton is the best. The Vinny Mac (12:43:57 AM): I often wonder, when I see names I recognize in porn, if I'm watching too much porn. PunkAsss101 (12:44:00 AM): He's crazy, and he gets lots of chicks. Indiana Jonze (12:44:02 AM): He has big huge muscles and he flexes them while exercising his giant cock in some poor woman's vagina. PunkAsss101 (12:44:17 AM): I want to do that. Indiana Jonze (12:44:20 AM): I'd start worrying when you see really dirty, no-name people and recognizing them by name. PunkAsss101 (12:44:20 AM): I have to start working out. Indiana Jonze (12:44:34 AM): He has the Peter North jaw, though. PunkAsss101 (12:44:38 AM): I'd worry if you recognized... YOUR MOM... IN A PORNO. PunkAsss101 (12:44:40 AM): HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA Indiana Jonze (12:44:42 AM): Dan could be Peter North. Indiana Jonze (12:44:44 AM): HA HA AHA HAH A Terrene70 (12:44:44 AM): Who? Indiana Jonze (12:44:48 AM): Oh god that's funny. The Vinny Mac (12:44:49 AM): I want to have sex and flex like Macho Man at the same time Terrene70 (12:44:54 AM): WHO Indiana Jonze (12:44:57 AM): DAN PunkAsss101 (12:44:58 AM): and say, "OH YEAH." Indiana Jonze (12:44:58 AM): HIBIKI Terrene70 (12:45:01 AM): WHA? The Vinny Mac (12:45:13 AM): Huh? Indiana Jonze (12:45:15 AM): I would snap into a slim jim .... OHAHOAOH AHAH AHAH A The Vinny Mac (12:45:18 AM): Yes Terrene70 (12:45:20 AM): o. Terrene70 (12:45:42 AM): Say something funny, guys. The Vinny Mac (12:45:48 AM): Interracial breeding is terrible. Indiana Jonze (12:45:48 AM): If I were gay, I'd look for porn where four guys lie on their sides and have a big circle of penetration. PunkAsss101 (12:45:49 AM): SNAP INTO MY SLIM JIM< OH YEAHda Indiana Jonze (12:45:49 AM): Wunst I dreamed that there was a DBZ game where you played as DBZ characters except they were odd things like giant coils in space that shot laser beams. I played as Kaio Shin. Terrene70 (12:46:07 AM): SOMEONE PAY ATTENTION TO ME The Vinny Mac (12:46:09 AM): I bet if we continue to mix the races, all the offspring will look like that one guy with the big fro off Real World 9 Indiana Jonze (12:46:12 AM): 33t azz Terrene70 (12:46:13 AM): Shin's the pimp. PunkAsss101 (12:46:28 AM): I had a dream that this chick came to my house and started making out with me, and she wanted to fuck me, so we were going into the bathroom. Indiana Jonze (12:46:36 AM): Tennis Cyborg is confused by interracial marriage. Terrene70 (12:46:39 AM): Yeah, right. Terrene70 (12:46:45 AM): GAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAY Terrene70 (12:46:46 AM): GAY PunkAsss101 (12:46:47 AM): But we had to do it inconpsicuously, so my mom wouldn't get suspicious. The Vinny Mac (12:46:47 AM): I am sexually inadequate in my dreams. Terrene70 (12:46:47 AM): GAY Terrene70 (12:46:48 AM): GAY PunkAsss101 (12:47:06 AM): But by the time I got into my bathroom, my shampoo and shit all turned into DBZ characters and started fighting. PunkAsss101 (12:47:10 AM): This was a while ago. Indiana Jonze (12:47:12 AM): HA HA HA!!! Terrene70 (12:47:13 AM): Wow. Terrene70 (12:47:15 AM): Cool. PunkAsss101 (12:47:16 AM): I have a bad attention span. Indiana Jonze (12:47:19 AM): That is amazing. The Vinny Mac (12:47:19 AM): That's amazing Terrene70 (12:47:32 AM): Amazing. Indiana Jonze (12:47:45 AM): Can't you even have sex without thinking about DBZ? The Vinny Mac (12:47:49 AM): In my dreams, I walk up to girls and molest them, grab their tits and try and stick my hand down their pants and they give me a weird look. And I just stop and walk away. PunkAsss101 (12:47:50 AM): NO I CANT. Indiana Jonze (12:48:01 AM): Do you have to yell "GARLIK HO" when you cum? Terrene70 (12:48:02 AM): HAHA DORK PunkAsss101 (12:48:09 AM): YES I DO. The Vinny Mac (12:48:21 AM): YOU ARE ABOUT TO FEEL MY BIG BANG. Indiana Jonze (12:48:27 AM): l0l big bang PunkAsss101 (12:48:28 AM): My mom always asks me what's going on, and I have to get to the bathroom with my hand covered in come. Terrene70 (12:48:39 AM): ,.... Terrene70 (12:48:41 AM): ... Terrene70 (12:48:42 AM): g.dsfdsfsdf Terrene70 (12:48:45 AM): dsfsdsdfdsfsd Terrene70 (12:48:47 AM): SDFDSFDSAFsdfsd Terrene70 (12:48:51 AM): FSDFSDFDSFSDFDSFDSFDSFDSFASd Terrene70 (12:48:51 AM): GAY The Vinny Mac (12:48:56 AM): I always whack off in my boxers when I'm looking up computer porn. Terrene70 (12:49:00 AM): SOMEONE ACKNOWLEDGE ME. Indiana Jonze (12:49:04 AM): Use a fucking TISSUE Indiana Jonze (12:49:09 AM): Does that not make sense? PunkAsss101 (12:49:20 AM): Terrene needs to grow a dick so she can be part of this conversation. Terrene70 (12:49:21 AM): do any of you use lubricants? PunkAsss101 (12:49:22 AM): I do use a tissue. Terrene70 (12:49:26 AM): Yeah, I know. The Vinny Mac (12:49:27 AM): I have these one pair of boxers, since my penis is always aligned the same way when I ejaculate, that this one spot is a lighter gray than the rest. PunkAsss101 (12:49:35 AM): I did until I used up all the vasoline in the house. Terrene70 (12:49:37 AM): Oh, god. PunkAsss101 (12:49:42 AM): I don't have the balls to ask my mom to buy more. Terrene70 (12:49:42 AM): Ew. Terrene70 (12:49:47 AM): Hahaha. The Vinny Mac (12:49:58 AM): I should really start using tissues. PunkAsss101 (12:50:04 AM): Yes, tissues work. The Vinny Mac (12:50:10 AM): I bet all my boxers reek of wad and I don't even care. Terrene70 (12:50:13 AM): Are tissues like some universal guy thing? PunkAsss101 (12:50:24 AM): We ejaculate on them. Terrene70 (12:50:33 AM): I KNOW THAT. PunkAsss101 (12:50:36 AM): It keeps are semen off of things like clothes, the floor, and our hands. Indiana Jonze (12:50:39 AM): I don't know how I got the idea that it evaporated like disappearing ink, but it caused me to jerk off on my carpet a lot and make it crunchy. Terrene70 (12:50:40 AM): But like eVERYONE says tissues. Terrene70 (12:50:53 AM): OH MY GOD. Indiana Jonze (12:50:54 AM): It's better now. The Vinny Mac (12:50:55 AM): I don't know what I'd do with the tissues other than run upstairs and thrown them in the toilet. The Vinny Mac (12:51:08 AM): I'd be paranoid someone would find them if I threw them in the trashcan. Indiana Jonze (12:51:13 AM): Throw them out the window and say a crazy guy did it. PunkAsss101 (12:51:15 AM): When I first hit puberty, I would hump shit instead of jacking off because I was BRAINWASHED BY THE CATHOliC CHRUCH. Terrene70 (12:51:26 AM): LIKE PSAROS PunkAsss101 (12:51:27 AM): And my religioun class said it was sinful to masturbate. PunkAsss101 (12:51:44 AM): So I figured that humping stuff techinically wasn't masturbating. The Vinny Mac (12:51:49 AM): I use tissues when I'm not on the computer whacking off. Indiana Jonze (12:51:52 AM): HELL = YUO Terrene70 (12:51:58 AM): Ok, SO WHO WANTS TO KNOW *MY* HABITS? Indiana Jonze (12:52:03 AM): What's wrong with tissues at the computer? PunkAsss101 (12:52:04 AM): And I would leave my boxers on and get semen all in them. Indiana Jonze (12:52:09 AM): YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE YOUR FUCKING BOX IS Terrene70 (12:52:17 AM): OH SHUT UP. Indiana Jonze (12:52:31 AM): I've never **INTENTIONALLY** cumemememdded in my pants. PunkAsss101 (12:52:33 AM): I would try not to do it more than once a week becasue my mom would wash my clothes and probably notice the sticky, crunchy boxers. Terrene70 (12:52:33 AM): Isn't sitting in semen gross? Terrene70 (12:52:42 AM): Oh my god. Terrene70 (12:52:53 AM): CRUNCHY? The Vinny Mac (12:52:56 AM): I never SAT IN IT. PunkAsss101 (12:53:12 AM): It fucks things up when it dries. Terrene70 (12:53:12 AM): WELL IF IT'S IN YOUR BOXERS... Indiana Jonze (12:53:13 AM): It would be nice to cum in a pair of underwear a hundred times and then ninja punch them and watch it shatter. Terrene70 (12:53:21 AM): Ew. PunkAsss101 (12:53:24 AM): HA HA HA HA HA Terrene70 (12:53:30 AM): BED TIME (12:53:31 AM) Terrene70 has left the room. The Vinny Mac (12:53:32 AM): I remember when I blew my wad in my boxers once, but they didn't get soaked up in my boxers, but it instead got in my pubic hair, and it was SO THICK AND DRY I HAD TO CUT SOME OF IT OFF. Indiana Jonze (12:53:49 AM): I hate getting it in my pubic hair PunkAsss101 (12:54:00 AM): YOU SUCK> Indiana Jonze (12:54:04 AM): Once I jerked off in the middle of an undeveloped cul de sac. The Vinny Mac (12:54:11 AM): Wow PunkAsss101 (12:54:12 AM): I DON"T CARE HOW MUCH SMEN YOU GET IN YOUR PUBEs, YOU DONT CUT THEM. The Vinny Mac (12:54:20 AM): IT HURT Indiana Jonze (12:54:23 AM): I trim. It's a comfort thing. The Vinny Mac (12:54:28 AM): I don't know why it hurt, BUT IT DID. PunkAsss101 (12:54:30 AM): WASH IT OFF, TAKE THE FUCKING PAIN. PunkAsss101 (12:54:36 AM): I know it hurts. PunkAsss101 (12:54:41 AM): You don't cut it, though. The Vinny Mac (12:54:43 AM): This was along time ago. The Vinny Mac (12:54:47 AM): I HAVEN'T DONE IT SINCE. Indiana Jonze (12:55:13 AM): Once I was in another (separate) undeveloped cul de sac and took a shit (I was weird) and now a ditzy girl lives there and SHE DOESN'T KNOW I TOOK A SHIT IN HER STREET HA HA HA. PunkAsss101 (12:55:14 AM): You don't ever put anything sharp anywhere near your penis. The Vinny Mac (12:55:20 AM): I know Indiana Jonze (12:55:31 AM): I just trimmed my jungle a few days ago. I don't like having a lot of hair. Indiana Jonze (12:55:38 AM): NOT LIKE CHRIS PSAROS WITH SHAVING THOUGH. The Vinny Mac (12:55:40 AM): IT KEEPS COMING BACK The Vinny Mac (12:55:44 AM): YOU CAN'T WIN THE BATTLE. Indiana Jonze (12:55:51 AM): I cut maybe 50%. The Vinny Mac (12:56:03 AM): Jesus PunkAsss101 (12:56:09 AM): I was under the impression that you couldn't find your pubic region. The Vinny Mac (12:56:11 AM): I cut like 5% off when I did it. Indiana Jonze (12:56:31 AM): Then I put the hairs in a Dixie cup and cut them up into confetti and put another cup on top so no one will find it. The Vinny Mac (12:56:44 AM): Wow PunkAsss101 (12:57:05 AM): YOu should throw them around on special occasions. Indiana Jonze (12:57:09 AM): Someday, a woman will eat my load. The Vinny Mac (12:57:10 AM): Yes PunkAsss101 (12:57:13 AM): Do you shave your ass? Indiana Jonze (12:57:15 AM): Yes, like a baby shower. Indiana Jonze (12:57:25 AM): I could throw it in the baby's eyes. PunkAsss101 (12:57:30 AM): A baby shower... IN PETERS PUBES. The Vinny Mac (12:57:31 AM): I'm going to work at McDonald's or some place and ejaculate in the milkshake that a beautiful woman orders. Indiana Jonze (12:57:46 AM): ha Indiana Jonze (12:58:14 AM): And then it would create a chain reaction as you jerked off watching her slurp up your load and you'd have to get another milkshake. Indiana Jonze (12:58:26 AM): And before you knew it you'd be on death row. The Vinny Mac (12:58:28 AM): That'd be amazing. PunkAsss101 (12:58:30 AM): Eventually, no milkshake would be safe. The Vinny Mac (12:58:42 AM): I want to somehow hide my penis in certain things. PunkAsss101 (12:58:45 AM): America's Most Wanted: The Milkshake guy and his Penis. Indiana Jonze (12:58:47 AM): Then people would mimic you and fast food would disappear. The Vinny Mac (12:59:00 AM): Like, if possible, I would hide my penis in a mailbox and time it so I'd ejaculate when a beautiful woman went to get her mail. PunkAsss101 (12:59:04 AM): INTO A SEA OF FUN SAUCE. PunkAsss101 (12:59:20 AM): You could be a European silent comedian. The Vinny Mac (12:59:22 AM): I want to blow my load on women's faces and take pictures. Indiana Jonze (12:59:30 AM): Nobody wants to eat at Burger king when surveys show 90% of the cooks have ejaculated or menstruated in the food. The Vinny Mac (12:59:31 AM): Then frame them. Indiana Jonze (12:59:41 AM): FOR MURDER. The Vinny Mac (12:59:48 AM): And eventually I'd have a secret room filled with cumshot pictures of various women covered in my load. The Vinny Mac (12:59:55 AM): MENSTRUATED? The Vinny Mac (12:59:58 AM): That's terrible. Indiana Jonze (1:00:07 AM): NOT KETCHUP!!! The Vinny Mac (1:00:09 AM): ! PunkAsss101 (1:00:13 AM): You could have a Mr. Bean/Harpo Marx type show where you follow women around and hide and ejaculate on them. The Vinny Mac (1:00:24 AM): Yes Indiana Jonze (1:00:28 AM): Yes, naked. The Vinny Mac (1:00:33 AM): I want to do that. The Vinny Mac (1:00:39 AM): I want to trick women into eating my wad. Indiana Jonze (1:00:42 AM): You could fly around in a biplane and drop a huge semen bomb on the girl's house. The Vinny Mac (1:01:02 AM): I want to ejaculate in women's shampoo. The Vinny Mac (1:01:05 AM): Or face cream. PunkAsss101 (1:01:05 AM): And make hilarious faces into the camera. The Vinny Mac (1:01:09 AM): OR ANYTHING THAT I COULD HIDE IT IN. PunkAsss101 (1:01:15 AM): Her pussy. Indiana Jonze (1:01:20 AM): And it would explode and she'd come out covered in semen. The Vinny Mac (1:01:37 AM): Yes PunkAsss101 (1:02:01 AM): You could hide in a bush, and follow behind her when she walks, and stop whenever she turns around. Indiana Jonze (1:02:01 AM): It would be fun to ejaculate into one of those ATM boxes and then send it up the pneumatic tube and take a picture of the cashier. The Vinny Mac (1:02:11 AM): YES PunkAsss101 (1:02:12 AM): Then, one time, whe she turns around, your penis sticks out and shoots at her. The Vinny Mac (1:02:22 AM): That'd be wonderful PunkAsss101 (1:02:27 AM): YES The Vinny Mac (1:02:28 AM): I want to do that. Indiana Jonze (1:02:29 AM): I saw a porn once where a girl got cum on her face and then went through drive through, and you could tell the cashier was thinking "idiot." The Vinny Mac (1:02:56 AM): I WANT TO SAVE UP A HUGE COLLECTION OF SEMEN, place it in a jar, and send it up the ATM tube thing. Indiana Jonze (1:02:59 AM): I'D LOIEK TO MEAKE A DEPOSTI LOL Indiana Jonze (1:03:15 AM): And put a firecracker in it so it explodes. PunkAsss101 (1:03:16 AM): A DEPOSITE OF SEMEN. The Vinny Mac (1:03:19 AM): YES The Vinny Mac (1:03:28 AM): IS THIS NOT THE SPERM BANK!? PunkAsss101 (1:03:35 AM): HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA PunkAsss101 (1:03:39 AM): THat could be on your sitcom. The Vinny Mac (1:03:43 AM): YES! PunkAsss101 (1:03:48 AM): YOur silent European sitcom. The Vinny Mac (1:03:49 AM): This is genius. (1:03:51 AM) PunkAsss101 has left the room. Indiana Jonze (1:03:54 AM): If it were porn, she'd see the load and eat it. Indiana Jonze (1:04:01 AM): That would be fantastic. Indiana Jonze (1:04:03 AM): HE WILL BE BACK The Vinny Mac (1:04:06 AM): He better be (1:04:28 AM) PunkAsss101 has entered the room. PunkAsss101 (1:04:33 AM): Fuck ass. PunkAsss101 (1:04:49 AM): Should I invite "BrentonScc"? The Vinny Mac (1:04:52 AM): No Indiana Jonze (1:04:58 AM): You could invent a new way of cheating at baseball and jerk off on the ball. Indiana Jonze (1:05:05 AM): IDZ TEH LOADBALL The Vinny Mac (1:05:06 AM): He'll ruin the genius comedy. PunkAsss101 (1:05:07 AM): THE SCREW BALL Indiana Jonze (1:05:11 AM): HA HA HA The Vinny Mac (1:05:13 AM): YES PunkAsss101 (1:05:19 AM): He's the guy who reminds me of Klanmesiter. PunkAsss101 (1:05:27 AM): Except, obvious not as intelligent. PunkAsss101 (1:05:33 AM): obviously. The Vinny Mac (1:05:35 AM): I wonder what Klan is doing right now. PunkAsss101 (1:05:37 AM): I'm stupid today. Indiana Jonze (1:05:40 AM): Ejaculate in someone's Thanksgiving dinner. PunkAsss101 (1:05:43 AM): BURNING CROSSES. The Vinny Mac (1:05:47 AM): Probably PunkAsss101 (1:05:56 AM): STUFF THEIR TURKEY WITH YOUR COCK AND BALLS Indiana Jonze (1:06:01 AM): SWEET O RING PunkAsss101 (1:06:02 AM): HAVE CREAM OF COCK AND BALLS STEW. Indiana Jonze (1:06:15 AM): YAAAA, THATS NOT MARSHMALLOWS ON THE YAMS!!!! PunkAsss101 (1:06:17 AM): Taste good, bee otch? Indiana Jonze (1:06:17 AM): ! The Vinny Mac (1:06:19 AM): That's how I'll ruin Thanksgiving. PunkAsss101 (1:06:32 AM): How the Vinny Mac stole Thanksgiving. Indiana Jonze (1:06:32 AM): Dress up as a turkey and have anal sex with the turkey. Indiana Jonze (1:06:52 AM): And talk about how sad it is that they killed "her" in a gobbling voice. Indiana Jonze (1:06:54 AM): And cry. The Vinny Mac (1:06:59 AM): YES PunkAsss101 (1:07:01 AM): HA HA HA HA HA HA PunkAsss101 (1:07:13 AM): Do it in front of your mom when she's trying to cook it. Indiana Jonze (1:07:32 AM): ONE LAST TIME, B-GOBBLE Indiana Jonze (1:07:41 AM): I STILL LOVE YOU, GOBBLE SOB The Vinny Mac (1:07:45 AM): I NEED TO STICK THE MEAT THEMOMETOR! Indiana Jonze (1:07:52 AM): OHHHH YEAHHHH The Vinny Mac (1:07:56 AM): I probably misspelled that. PunkAsss101 (1:08:11 AM): THere is an R in there. Indiana Jonze (1:08:16 AM): I wish my penis recoiled when it shot like those guns on Navy ships. Indiana Jonze (1:08:18 AM): Thermometer. PunkAsss101 (1:08:40 AM): I wish I could ejaculate in huge quantities. The Vinny Mac (1:08:46 AM): YES The Vinny Mac (1:09:12 AM): I want a powerful enough wad shot that it'd break glass. Indiana Jonze (1:09:16 AM): I wish I could save up ten ejaculations and do it all in one extended squirt. PunkAsss101 (1:09:20 AM): And I wish my semen flew at least a foot away from with ever shot. The Vinny Mac (1:09:33 AM): I wish that when I stroked my dick, it sounded like a shotgun being pumped. PunkAsss101 (1:09:37 AM): I wish I could have about ten good squirts in a row. The Vinny Mac (1:09:59 AM): One time I hit the ceiling. The Vinny Mac (1:10:04 AM): Proudest moment of my life. Indiana Jonze (1:10:07 AM): Shit. PunkAsss101 (1:10:07 AM): And just fill up a piece of tupperware. PunkAsss101 (1:10:22 AM): How fucking low is your ceiling? The Vinny Mac (1:10:32 AM): I think it's 8 feet or something. The Vinny Mac (1:10:44 AM): It was in the bathroom. PunkAsss101 (1:10:46 AM): My semen usually only flies about a half a foot at best. Indiana Jonze (1:11:06 AM): It would be fun to pick a popular girl who didn't like you and save up your loads, and then on the last day of school go "hey, Beth ... BLEAH" and throw it in her face. The Vinny Mac (1:11:15 AM): I was standing up, over the sink, and my FIRST SQUIRT HIT THE CEILING, the rest didn't. I didn't want to move while ejaculating, but I had to for fear my wad would land on my head. The Vinny Mac (1:11:22 AM): That'd be great The Vinny Mac (1:11:25 AM): AND TAKE A PICTURE PunkAsss101 (1:11:37 AM): You were going to squirt into the sink? Indiana Jonze (1:11:39 AM): Imagine how insanely disgusted she'd be. The Vinny Mac (1:11:42 AM): Yes Indiana Jonze (1:11:48 AM): Semen clogs drains, ask my shower. PunkAsss101 (1:11:48 AM): It would probably clog the drain. The Vinny Mac (1:11:54 AM): I used to be obsessed with shooting my wad on things. The Vinny Mac (1:12:00 AM): LIKE THE MIRROR, OR THE WALL PunkAsss101 (1:12:09 AM): I've always tried to keep my wad off of things. PunkAsss101 (1:12:16 AM): I feel proud when none of it gets on the floor. The Vinny Mac (1:12:17 AM): Shit, I have an idea. PunkAsss101 (1:12:24 AM): Like I really did things right this time. Indiana Jonze (1:12:51 AM): THINGS ARE REALLY LOOKING UP FOR MICHAEL! Indiana Jonze (1:12:54 AM): NOT A DROP! PunkAsss101 (1:13:06 AM): YES. PunkAsss101 (1:13:08 AM): Exactly. The Vinny Mac (1:13:15 AM): I want to get a whole bunch of plastic army men, and ejaculate on them, as if my penis was a machine gun destroying the INVADING THE AMERICAN FORCES ON OMAHA BEACH. PunkAsss101 (1:13:22 AM): YES Indiana Jonze (1:13:25 AM): Videotape it. PunkAsss101 (1:13:29 AM): I WANT TO DO THAT AND FIML IE/ The Vinny Mac (1:13:31 AM): YES The Vinny Mac (1:13:34 AM): AND ADD SOUND EFFECTS. PunkAsss101 (1:13:40 AM): Put it on Kazaa. Indiana Jonze (1:13:44 AM): And post production effects like fire. PunkAsss101 (1:13:44 AM): OH MY GOD THAT IS GOOD The Vinny Mac (1:13:55 AM): DRAMATIC MUSIC. Indiana Jonze (1:14:01 AM): And splice in scenes from Saving Private Ryan. The Vinny Mac (1:14:02 AM): Stick figure animation. Indiana Jonze (1:14:07 AM): And T2. PunkAsss101 (1:14:16 AM): Set them up like there are two sides having a battle, and destroy men from both sides. The Vinny Mac (1:14:16 AM): Yes Indiana Jonze (1:14:25 AM): Get some friends to help. Indiana Jonze (1:14:32 AM): GET TEN GUYS. PunkAsss101 (1:14:37 AM): The dicks verses the Union. Indiana Jonze (1:14:38 AM): The Germans cannot be stopped! PunkAsss101 (1:14:49 AM): GET GENERAL PENIS. Indiana Jonze (1:14:50 AM): Yes, a Civil War re-enactment. The Vinny Mac (1:14:51 AM): BUKKAKE ATTACK ON THE ALLIES. PunkAsss101 (1:14:55 AM): The secret PENIS CANON Indiana Jonze (1:15:02 AM): A bunch of guys with no pants trying to squirt on each other. The Vinny Mac (1:15:04 AM): I'M GOING TO PUT A HELMET ON MY PENIS. Indiana Jonze (1:15:06 AM): SOUTH WINS AGAIN! The Vinny Mac (1:15:08 AM): And call him Patton. Indiana Jonze (1:15:19 AM): NIGGERS BACK IN CHAINS, GRANT HAS A DROP ON HIS COAT. The Vinny Mac (1:15:22 AM): Or my penis will be General Lee. PunkAsss101 (1:15:22 AM): A penis riding a horse. Indiana Jonze (1:15:36 AM): A penis with a Mexican poncho. The Vinny Mac (1:15:46 AM): All the great wars can be done. PunkAsss101 (1:15:56 AM): PENIS REENACTMENTS. The Vinny Mac (1:15:58 AM): I NEED TO FIND AN ASIAN GUY TO PLAY THE GOOKS IN THE VIETNAM WAR. PunkAsss101 (1:16:03 AM): IT does wonders in teaching people history. Indiana Jonze (1:16:13 AM): I'd love to be able to go on Kazaa and see "penis battle series - appomattox courthouse.mpg". The Vinny Mac (1:16:20 AM): YES! PunkAsss101 (1:16:43 AM): I AM LAUGHING VERY HARD AT THIs. Indiana Jonze (1:16:55 AM): You could also do George Bush "vomiting" on the Japanese premiere. The Vinny Mac (1:16:56 AM): The cast and credits would be "Allied Soldiers - Vinny's Penis" The Vinny Mac (1:17:07 AM): YES The Vinny Mac (1:17:14 AM): Shit, WE CAN DO PENIS EVERYTHING. Indiana Jonze (1:17:21 AM): Oh, I feel kind of sick ... BLELARLARLRHALHR The Vinny Mac (1:17:35 AM): 9/11 ... WITH PENISES! PunkAsss101 (1:17:35 AM): Now likc my balls. Indiana Jonze (1:17:52 AM): You could crash your penis into a lego tower and then shoot out the other side. The Vinny Mac (1:17:58 AM): YES PunkAsss101 (1:17:59 AM): THe twin towers are card houses. PunkAsss101 (1:18:07 AM): And semen is jet planes. PunkAsss101 (1:18:18 AM): And dick is Bin Laden. The Vinny Mac (1:18:19 AM): I would put plastic wings on my penis. Indiana Jonze (1:18:30 AM): FOR ALLAH! *cum* The Vinny Mac (1:18:35 AM): Genius Indiana Jonze (1:18:50 AM): Eat a lot of red dye so it turns red and looks like fire. PunkAsss101 (1:19:06 AM): I don't know that that would work The Vinny Mac (1:19:19 AM): This is great. PunkAsss101 (1:19:31 AM): You could paint smiley faces on your penis. PunkAsss101 (1:19:41 AM): And give it a wig. Indiana Jonze (1:19:43 AM): Draw a picture of a vagina and cum on that. PunkAsss101 (1:20:01 AM): Make the Beatles, as represented by penises, and all they do is make fountains out of their heads. Indiana Jonze (1:20:03 AM): Have it say MIE WIFE on it. The Vinny Mac (1:20:08 AM): I would dress up my penis in a Nazi uniform made out of cardboard paper and paint a mustache on it and call it Hitler. The Vinny Mac (1:20:20 AM): Then I would play a recording of one of Hitler's penis and shake my penis around frantically. PunkAsss101 (1:20:26 AM): Make it ejaculate on a picture of Jerry Seinfelf. Indiana Jonze (1:20:28 AM): Put little bowl cut wigs on your penis and cum a lot and put it to "I want to hold your hand." Indiana Jonze (1:20:32 AM): Constant cumming. Nonstop. (1:20:54 AM) ReaLm SGH has entered the room. Indiana Jonze (1:20:55 AM): One of Hitler's penis? ReaLm SGH (1:21:01 AM): fagot fags' Indiana Jonze (1:21:17 AM): The Jerry Seinfeld thing is god. Indiana Jonze (1:21:18 AM): good. PunkAsss101 (1:21:20 AM): Imagine having a whole series of historical accounts as demonstrated by penises. Indiana Jonze (1:21:28 AM): What's the deal with that? I mean ... blaehlahdalhd *drowns* ReaLm SGH (1:21:33 AM): YOU WERE HERE CHATTING WHILE I WAS BUSY PARTYING AND EATING PUSSY The Vinny Mac (1:21:35 AM): LINCOLN BEING ASSASSINATED. PunkAsss101 (1:21:36 AM): And all of them were five seconds long and constisted of semen knocking down army men. ReaLm SGH (1:21:57 AM): RED BEANS AND RICE PunkAsss101 (1:21:57 AM): YES Indiana Jonze (1:22:00 AM): Record your ejaculations hundreds of times and set it to "Who Let the Dogs Out." ReaLm SGH (1:22:05 AM): there is a SOUL FOOD SHACK CALLED ReaLm SGH (1:22:10 AM): BIG MAMAS ReaLm SGH (1:22:12 AM): SOUL FOOD ReaLm SGH (1:22:15 AM): RIB SHACK The Vinny Mac (1:22:20 AM): EVERYTIME WE HEAR "WOOF" MY PENIS SQUIRTS. ReaLm SGH (1:22:24 AM): SHUT UP ReaLm SGH (1:22:30 AM): I AM TELLING A SOTRY ABOTU SOUL FOOD The Vinny Mac (1:22:45 AM): Is that the whole story? PunkAsss101 (1:22:49 AM): You could ejaculate on some soul food. ReaLm SGH (1:22:54 AM): N0W YALL CHILLENS KNOW YALL CANT HAVE GOO FOO WIT OUT SOE, RIGHT? Indiana Jonze (1:22:59 AM): And then make black people eat it. PunkAsss101 (1:23:03 AM): YEs. The Vinny Mac (1:23:03 AM): ESPECIALLY IF YOUR PENIS WAS DRESSED UP LIKE GEORGE WASHINGTON. Indiana Jonze (1:23:04 AM): Like, MAKE them. PunkAsss101 (1:23:08 AM): They won't know the difference. ReaLm SGH (1:23:13 AM): WELL LEMME TELL YALL ABOUT BIG MAMA SOE FOO Indiana Jonze (1:23:21 AM): Have your penis dress up like Jimi Hendrix and make him talk like Bong Boy from UCB. Indiana Jonze (1:23:30 AM): Then he squirts. ReaLm SGH (1:23:31 AM): BIG MAMA SOE FOO SO GOO, I DONE NEAR SHIT MY PANTS PunkAsss101 (1:23:34 AM): Dress your penis as Abe Lincoln, ejaculate on a bucket of chicken, and call it the Emancipation Proclamation. The Vinny Mac (1:23:40 AM): YES ReaLm SGH (1:24:08 AM): YALL CHILLENS NEED TO CALM DOWN AND LISSEN BOU BIG MAMA Indiana Jonze (1:24:14 AM): Jerk off on pictures of supermodels and put it on Kazaa as "im going to shoot up my school.mpeg". ReaLm SGH (1:24:28 AM): godamnit The Vinny Mac (1:24:32 AM): I'm going to ejaculate on my yearbook. PunkAsss101 (1:24:35 AM): When your penis is dressed like Hendrix, have some semen drip down it, and call it Hendrix choking on his own vomit. ReaLm SGH (1:24:39 AM): can i tell my fucking soul food story The Vinny Mac (1:24:43 AM): YES ReaLm SGH (1:24:47 AM): and have my penis play all along the atch tower Indiana Jonze (1:25:02 AM): Make Hendrix choke with sound effects. PunkAsss101 (1:25:05 AM): Strap a guitar to your penis. ReaLm SGH (1:25:05 AM): THATS A HENDRIX SONG YOU FAGGOTS Indiana Jonze (1:25:07 AM): BLRUK!!! LFHDLKDDKL!!! The Vinny Mac (1:25:15 AM): I need to find a way to have Kurt Cobain commit suicide if he were a penis. PunkAsss101 (1:25:24 AM): He didn't right it. PunkAsss101 (1:25:28 AM): And I can play the first solo. Indiana Jonze (1:25:33 AM): Have him shot and then cum when he's dead, like his brains leaking out. ReaLm SGH (1:25:36 AM): another penis shoots EJACULATORY FLUID ON THE KURT COBAIN PENIS Indiana Jonze (1:26:01 AM): Do Biblical stories. The Vinny Mac (1:26:04 AM): YES PunkAsss101 (1:26:07 AM): Penis ghostbusters. The Vinny Mac (1:26:07 AM): A CRUCIFIED PENIS ReaLm SGH (1:26:08 AM): MM HMM ReaLm SGH (1:26:14 AM): THE HOOKER STORY WITH THE STONES ReaLm SGH (1:26:21 AM): AND THE STONES CAN BE PENIS SPIT PunkAsss101 (1:26:22 AM): Remember when Jesus shot sour cream at the Jews? The Vinny Mac (1:26:29 AM): I DO The Vinny Mac (1:26:37 AM): The Jews will be played by army men. Indiana Jonze (1:26:41 AM): Do Fat Albert episodes. Indiana Jonze (1:26:48 AM): HEY HEY HEY, WHAT'S GOING DOWN, RUDY? PunkAsss101 (1:26:48 AM): HEY HEY HEY SPLAT Indiana Jonze (1:26:54 AM): *BLURT* The Vinny Mac (1:27:12 AM): The possibilities are endless. ReaLm SGH (1:27:20 AM): I LOVE LUCY Indiana Jonze (1:27:28 AM): Cum on an egg and then throw it at someone's house. PunkAsss101 (1:27:32 AM): Lucy, got some SPLAT. The Vinny Mac (1:27:41 AM): "LUCY, YOU GOT EXPLAINING TO DO" and Lucy ejaculates on Ricky Ricardo. ReaLm SGH (1:27:47 AM): YES Indiana Jonze (1:27:56 AM): Well, I, Rick, you see ... WAAAAHHHHH *BLURT* The Vinny Mac (1:27:59 AM): ALL IN THE FAMILY. PunkAsss101 (1:28:05 AM): Ricky is at club Babaloo, and it's just a penis hitting a bongo drum. ReaLm SGH (1:28:10 AM): YES Indiana Jonze (1:28:13 AM): And then it ejaculates. ReaLm SGH (1:28:13 AM): MY IDEA IS KING The Vinny Mac (1:28:15 AM): "Listen here meathead" *SPLAT* Indiana Jonze (1:28:24 AM): Three stooges ReaLm SGH (1:28:26 AM): FUCK YOU VINNY ReaLm SGH (1:28:30 AM): LUCY WINS The Vinny Mac (1:28:38 AM): You LOSE PunkAsss101 (1:28:47 AM): Happy Days. Indiana Jonze (1:29:06 AM): Wonder Years. The Vinny Mac (1:29:10 AM): "Oh no! Fonzie-Penis is going to jump 20 penises on his bike-penis!" Indiana Jonze (1:29:18 AM): Wow, 20 penises. PunkAsss101 (1:29:22 AM): He ejaculates over twenty penises. The Vinny Mac (1:29:27 AM): Yes PunkAsss101 (1:29:32 AM): But breaks his nuts on the way down. The Vinny Mac (1:29:39 AM): YES Indiana Jonze (1:29:40 AM): With a high enough budget, this could be really good. The Vinny Mac (1:29:43 AM): This is the best chat ever. Indiana Jonze (1:29:49 AM): Like, a hundred million dollars would be excellent. The Vinny Mac (1:29:57 AM): We need celebrity penises. Indiana Jonze (1:30:06 AM): It's the Ellen Degeneres penis! Indiana Jonze (1:30:13 AM): That one I have to think about. PunkAsss101 (1:30:22 AM): The penis can rid around on it's motorcylce and then blow a big load. Indiana Jonze (1:30:31 AM): I'm not sure how a lesbian penis would behave. PunkAsss101 (1:30:35 AM): Over the penis garbage cans. ReaLm SGH (1:30:41 AM): it would hate all penises Indiana Jonze (1:30:41 AM): EYYYYY!!!! *BLARK* PunkAsss101 (1:30:43 AM): IM A DykE SPLURT Indiana Jonze (1:30:59 AM): DBZ CHARACTERS ReaLm SGH (1:31:00 AM): XTREME PENISES ReaLm SGH (1:31:02 AM): LOL XTREMZXEZ The Vinny Mac (1:31:10 AM): TONY HAWK'S PRO PENIS Indiana Jonze (1:31:19 AM): SUPER SMASH PENIS ReaLm SGH (1:31:25 AM): 900 NUT SLAPPIN Indiana Jonze (1:31:30 AM): MEGA MAN X PENIS PunkAsss101 (1:31:34 AM): Zoot suit penis. The Vinny Mac (1:31:38 AM): SUPER MARIO PENIS ReaLm SGH (1:31:47 AM): SUPER PENIO BORTHERS, FUCKASS The Vinny Mac (1:31:59 AM): I'm going to put jewelry on my penis. Indiana Jonze (1:32:12 AM): Utils has some gay dragon thing he wears on his penis. The Vinny Mac (1:32:20 AM): Yeah, Utils is like that. PunkAsss101 (1:32:22 AM): And your penis says, "High, I'm the queen of England." and then ejaculates. The Vinny Mac (1:32:49 AM): I'm going to paint my penis brown and do the Martin Luther King speech. PunkAsss101 (1:32:56 AM): In a bad British accent. Indiana Jonze (1:32:57 AM): You should use Chris Psaros' cranky kike wav and then have it ejaculate. Indiana Jonze (1:33:08 AM): Have him ejaculate while he revels in the crowd's cheering. The Vinny Mac (1:33:20 AM): Yes ReaLm SGH (1:33:21 AM): MY DAD SAW AN XBOX AND SAID "WHAT IN GODS NAME IS THIS PIECE OF CRAP" The Vinny Mac (1:33:37 AM): THEN YOUR DAD SAID "GET THA KUBE!" ReaLm SGH (1:33:45 AM): GET DA KUBE YO Indiana Jonze (1:33:54 AM): GAY KUBE Indiana Jonze (1:34:02 AM): You should ejaculate on a Gamecube. ReaLm SGH (1:34:02 AM): from deductive reasoning, in know my dad just bought me a tv Indiana Jonze (1:34:06 AM): Yeah, I'm out of ideas. The Vinny Mac (1:34:09 AM): Yeah The Vinny Mac (1:34:15 AM): You can only ejaculate on so many things. ReaLm SGH (1:34:17 AM): mine were the best Indiana Jonze (1:34:20 AM): Camecube. ReaLm SGH (1:34:28 AM): cumehameha The Vinny Mac (1:34:34 AM): I'm seriously going to try and find a way to trick women into letting me come on their faces, and then letting me take a picture of their face. Indiana Jonze (1:34:46 AM): I HAVE AN IDEA: FIND MONSTER SLUTS The Vinny Mac (1:34:52 AM): That will work. ReaLm SGH (1:35:00 AM): and yell cumehameha Indiana Jonze (1:35:08 AM): And then get some pussy to kiss her and take a picture. PunkAsss101 (1:35:16 AM): I thought this chick was a slut, so I asked her to have sex with me, but she kept saying no. The Vinny Mac (1:35:27 AM): You should've hit her with a blackjack PunkAsss101 (1:35:35 AM): I SHOULD DO IT. ReaLm SGH (1:36:08 AM): sweaty sac stew Indiana Jonze (1:36:23 AM): It would be fun to tell a girl every time she opens her mouth is another hole you're going to bore into her body and fuck. ReaLm SGH (1:37:16 AM): ranger541 is a god among men Indiana Jonze (1:37:18 AM): The business of America is business! *Splurt* ReaLm SGH (1:37:28 AM): those power rangers analogies are priceless The Vinny Mac (1:37:41 AM): Power Rangers PunkAsss101 (1:37:47 AM): You can have Rodney King penis. ReaLm SGH (1:37:57 AM): WATTS RIOTS The Vinny Mac (1:37:58 AM): Wonderful PunkAsss101 (1:37:59 AM): Four penises ejaculate on an action figure of the black ghost buster. The Vinny Mac (1:38:06 AM): YES PunkAsss101 (1:38:09 AM): And they are wearing police hats. Indiana Jonze (1:38:22 AM): L0Lz ReaLm SGH (1:38:53 AM): Goku: Im Hungry! The Vinny Mac (1:39:06 AM): When I look at blowjob pictures, I like to see penises that look my penis, because I believe my penis is the standard of penis beauty. PunkAsss101 (1:39:07 AM): OH MAN GROSS STUFF ReaLm SGH (1:39:18 AM): im not even looking The Vinny Mac (1:39:23 AM): It hasn't loaded for me. The Vinny Mac (1:39:30 AM): I'VE SEEN MANY A FACIAL PICTURE The Vinny Mac (1:39:39 AM): This one can't be TOO BAD. PunkAsss101 (1:39:41 AM): She swallows the cum. ReaLm SGH (1:39:46 AM): facials are gay PunkAsss101 (1:39:51 AM): IT shows it in her mouth. The Vinny Mac (1:39:53 AM): FACIALS ARE CHAMPION. ReaLm SGH (1:40:00 AM): for FAGETZ PunkAsss101 (1:40:03 AM): And then she closes it, and opens her mouth and NO MORE CUM. The Vinny Mac (1:40:04 AM): FOR CHAMPIONS. The Vinny Mac (1:40:13 AM): I think I've seen this one, PunkAsss. PunkAsss101 (1:40:15 AM): Of course, they could have taken that picture before she had the cum in her mouth. The Vinny Mac (1:40:23 AM): Wait, it's a picture? ReaLm SGH (1:40:30 AM): yes The Vinny Mac (1:40:31 AM): I SAW A MOVIE, A GIRL FROM IDEEPTHROAT, I BELIEVE HER NAME IS HEATHER. The Vinny Mac (1:40:33 AM): SHE IS THE BEST. Indiana Jonze (1:41:15 AM): Heather. Indiana Jonze (1:41:25 AM): I think her last name has an M. The Vinny Mac (1:42:01 AM): Maybe The Vinny Mac (1:42:03 AM): She's amazing. PunkAsss101 (1:42:22 AM): GIRLS THAT CHUG TEH CUM. Indiana Jonze (1:42:35 AM): There is another one who eats it, but she is older and always goes "WHOO!" afterwards. Indiana Jonze (1:43:00 AM): I saw one where the girl got fucked VERY DEEP IN THE ASS and then sucked the cock and ate teh cum. Indiana Jonze (1:43:04 AM): I was all, "whore." PunkAsss101 (1:43:06 AM): She advertises her profession well. Indiana Jonze (1:43:29 AM): WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING? Indiana Jonze (1:43:32 AM): I EAT FUCKING SEMEN PunkAsss101 (1:43:46 AM): WHOOOO PunkAsss101 (1:43:48 AM): WHOOOOO ReaLm SGH (1:43:56 AM): wonderful PunkAsss101 (1:44:27 AM): YAH, I EAT SEMEN. WOOOOO The Vinny Mac (1:44:40 AM): WOOANT The Vinny Mac (1:45:02 AM): I want to be a one man bukkake team. Indiana Jonze (1:45:15 AM): I want to cum in one girl's mouth and have her pass it down a row of fifty women by kissing. Indiana Jonze (1:45:24 AM): And then I want the last girl to eat it and tell me how manly I am. The Vinny Mac (1:45:29 AM): I want to hit a woman hard enough with my penis that it leaves a bruise. The Vinny Mac (1:45:45 AM): I want to break a woman's jaw with my penis. The Vinny Mac (1:45:58 AM): So they have to go to the hospital and they have to tell the Doctor how the injury occured. Indiana Jonze (1:46:02 AM): I want to cum in a girl's ass until she feels sick to her stomach. The Vinny Mac (1:46:03 AM): Or whoever you tell that too. Indiana Jonze (1:46:26 AM): WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING???? ReaLm SGH (1:46:40 AM): hahaha ReaLm SGH (1:46:59 AM): what are you FAGGOTS gettign fro CHRIST MAS The Vinny Mac (1:47:23 AM): Christmas was cancelled since my Mom plays video poker too much. Indiana Jonze (1:47:27 AM): I DON'T NEED NO MAN TO EARN ME NO MONEY. PunkAsss101 (1:47:29 AM): Ha ha ha ha. ReaLm SGH (1:47:50 AM): tell me you gays Indiana Jonze (1:47:52 AM): I'M INDEPENDENT WOMEN!!!!!!!! Indiana Jonze (1:47:56 AM): SSBM probably ReaLm SGH (1:47:57 AM): I HAVE TO FEEL SUPERIOR The Vinny Mac (1:48:00 AM): SSBM ReaLm SGH (1:48:08 AM): that is IT???? Indiana Jonze (1:48:09 AM): I already got Gamecube, which counts as a Christmas present The Vinny Mac (1:48:12 AM): My Mom is spending her money on getting plastic surgery tomorrow. ReaLm SGH (1:48:14 AM): i win ReaLm SGH (1:48:16 AM): I WIN ReaLm SGH (1:48:34 AM): FATHER JUST WENT OUT AND GOT MY A NEW 27 INCH TV WITH AN S VIDEO ReaLm SGH (1:48:45 AM): ive got 250 BUCKS NOW Indiana Jonze (1:48:51 AM): So I could cum on a hotdog. ReaLm SGH (1:48:53 AM): AND ILL GET 500 FROM THE GRANDPARENTS The Vinny Mac (1:48:59 AM): Shut up ReaLm SGH (1:49:01 AM): HAHAHAAAFSSF ReaLm SGH (1:49:14 AM): this is the only time i ever get anything The Vinny Mac (1:49:32 AM): HOW IS PUNKASSS' CHRISTMAS GOING TO BE? PunkAsss101 (1:50:16 AM): I asked for Bob Marley sheet music. ReaLm SGH (1:50:33 AM): i would play my guitar ReaLm SGH (1:50:36 AM): but i dont PunkAsss101 (1:50:50 AM): My mom said she doesn't want to spend a lot of money on Christmas because she's been spending money on not making the house look like shit. The Vinny Mac (1:51:16 AM): My Mom buys Coke merchandise in an effort to make our house not look like shit. Indiana Jonze (1:51:27 AM): My mom said PLEASE STOP HAVING SEX WITH REALMS MOM and I said NO. ReaLm SGH (1:51:28 AM): my mom always makes up an excuse ReaLm SGH (1:51:42 AM): BUT NOW SHES ON WELFARE! The Vinny Mac (1:51:46 AM): BAM! PunkAsss101 (1:51:58 AM): My mom hired this guy to clean the mold off the ceiling, fix up our garden of weeds, and repaint the living room. PunkAsss101 (1:52:08 AM): But he got arrested for his third DWI half way through fixing the house. The Vinny Mac (1:52:16 AM): That is amazing. PunkAsss101 (1:52:20 AM): Yes, it is. The Vinny Mac (1:52:48 AM): One time my Mom's friend's lover's wife came and beat up my Mom's friend in my front yard. PunkAsss101 (1:53:06 AM): YES ReaLm SGH (1:53:19 AM): ONE TIME MY DAD DID CRACK The Vinny Mac (1:53:27 AM): One time my cousin got arrested for dealing drugs in Mexico. ReaLm SGH (1:53:29 AM): AND THEN HE DID IT AGAIN The Vinny Mac (1:53:40 AM): And he narced on his buddies and he was released on parole. PunkAsss101 (1:53:43 AM): My cousin got arrested for pissing in the K Mart parking lot. PunkAsss101 (1:53:48 AM): And he got kicked out of his house for doing drugs. PunkAsss101 (1:54:02 AM): So my mom let him live with us, and he got kicked out of our house for doing drugs. ReaLm SGH (1:54:11 AM): my cousin is in a band The Vinny Mac (1:54:12 AM): That's amazing. PunkAsss101 (1:54:17 AM): And then his mom got divorced and remarried some minister in some crazy religion. The Vinny Mac (1:54:31 AM): My youth teacher had sex with a minister. ReaLm SGH (1:54:32 AM): BITCHISM ReaLm SGH (1:54:41 AM): BITCH COLA The Vinny Mac (1:54:45 AM): She had to go to a new church. The Vinny Mac (1:54:58 AM): I dropped subtle hints during gay youth class that I knew. The Vinny Mac (1:55:11 AM): We were naming sins and I said "Adultery is a sin, right?" The Vinny Mac (1:55:16 AM): She made the best face ever. PunkAsss101 (1:55:22 AM): HA HA HA HA The Vinny Mac (1:55:49 AM): That class was terrible, I hated it. The Vinny Mac (1:56:00 AM): We had to eat donuts off of a string to symbolize Jesus or something. The Vinny Mac (1:56:15 AM): You couldn't use your hands, you just reached in and at them. PunkAsss101 (1:56:16 AM): That doesn't make sense at all. ReaLm SGH (1:56:17 AM): I HAD SOME CHURCH CLASS AND I DRANK GRAPE JUICE AND I SPIT IT OUT ALL OVER THE CHICKS DRESS The Vinny Mac (1:56:30 AM): I kicked the little thing over and called the thing stupid. PunkAsss101 (1:56:41 AM): I had to eat bread and drink grape juice to reenact the last supper in Kindergarten. The Vinny Mac (1:56:43 AM): And the game ended since all the donuts touched the floor. The Vinny Mac (1:56:56 AM): We had a clown at a church. The Vinny Mac (1:57:03 AM): He stuck our heads in buckets of ice water. PunkAsss101 (1:57:12 AM): That's called Baptism. The Vinny Mac (1:57:17 AM): He tricked me. The Vinny Mac (1:57:30 AM): I thought it was "Hold Your Breath Game" The Vinny Mac (1:57:35 AM): To win your salvation. PunkAsss101 (1:57:47 AM): I have to get CONFIRMED into the Catholic Church. ReaLm SGH (1:58:00 AM): it would be great if the way you got into heaven was by holding your breath the longest in kindegarten ReaLm SGH (1:58:12 AM): NOW CHILDREN The Vinny Mac (1:58:12 AM): That'd be awesome. ReaLm SGH (1:58:16 AM): THIS YOUNG MAN IS GOD CHILD ReaLm SGH (1:58:24 AM): YOU ARE ALL ON THE ROAD TO HELL IF YOU DONT SHAPE UP PunkAsss101 (1:58:25 AM): I believe it might be. The Vinny Mac (1:58:37 AM): My youth teacher said the way to get into Heaven was to be nice to eachother and don't use drugs or alcohol. ReaLm SGH (1:58:43 AM): HAHAAAAAAAA ReaLm SGH (1:58:59 AM): where does not doing drugs fit into anything in the bible The Vinny Mac (1:59:03 AM): She asked us what we had to do to get into Heaven, and I said "Accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior" and she said "NO" ReaLm SGH (1:59:18 AM): you are full of shit The Vinny Mac (1:59:32 AM): And she said you also have to be nice to one another and DO NOT ABUSE YOUR BODY (BECAUSE YOUR BODY IS GOD'S TEMPLE) BY USING SUBSTANCES SUCH AS MARIJUANA AND ALCOHOL. ReaLm SGH (1:59:35 AM): anyone who works in the church believes that no other religions exist The Vinny Mac (1:59:48 AM): SHE DIDN'T DENY THAT YOU HAD TO ACCEPT JESUS, BUT SHE SAID "NO". The Vinny Mac (1:59:53 AM): Then she said "You also have to..." ReaLm SGH (2:00:01 AM): HAVE SEX WITH MINISTERS The Vinny Mac (2:00:02 AM): And she showed us a video of people smoking cigarettes then dying. ReaLm SGH (2:00:09 AM): OH! ReaLm SGH (2:00:13 AM): THATS WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO The Vinny Mac (2:00:15 AM): "Hey Billy, want a cigarette?" ReaLm SGH (2:00:18 AM): OK ReaLm SGH (2:00:19 AM): BOOM The Vinny Mac (2:00:20 AM): "No man, that's stuff dangerous." The Vinny Mac (2:00:26 AM): "Come on, just take a PUFF." ReaLm SGH (2:00:30 AM): WANNA POP A LUDE? The Vinny Mac (2:00:32 AM): "Alright man." ReaLm SGH (2:00:33 AM): NO WAY DUDE ReaLm SGH (2:00:39 AM): PCP WILL THRILL YA The Vinny Mac (2:00:40 AM): AND THEN HE SMOKES AND THE WHOLE ROOM STARTS FUCKING SPINNING. ReaLm SGH (2:00:43 AM): MANT HAT STUFF WILL KILL YA The Vinny Mac (2:00:50 AM): AND ALL THE PEOPLE'S VOICES GETTING ECHOEY AND METALLIC. ReaLm SGH (2:01:01 AM): cigarattes are so dumb The Vinny Mac (2:01:02 AM): And then it shows an Ambulance. The Vinny Mac (2:01:17 AM): I swear, that was the stupidest thing ever. ReaLm SGH (2:01:20 AM): whoa i feel like im on air when i hit this winston lights The Vinny Mac (2:01:56 AM): I like the one commercial that stresses how important it is to watch the road. ReaLm SGH (2:02:06 AM): its probably local The Vinny Mac (2:02:09 AM): They are feeding eachother and laughing and all sorts of shit. ReaLm SGH (2:02:13 AM): OH! The Vinny Mac (2:02:14 AM): These group of teenagers. ReaLm SGH (2:02:14 AM): THAT ONE ReaLm SGH (2:02:22 AM): AND THEN SHE SPILLS SHIT ALL OVER THE PLACE ReaLm SGH (2:02:27 AM): AND ITS GONE IN THE NEXT FRAME The Vinny Mac (2:02:50 AM): I keep thinking any second the driver will shout "THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING MOMENT OF MY LIFE" while naked and having ketchup rubbed on his chest as he makes out with the blonde girl. PunkAsss101 (2:02:51 AM): My eighth grade religion class had the funniest thing I've ever seen. The Vinny Mac (2:03:16 AM): They had way too much fun feeding eachother. ReaLm SGH (2:03:17 AM): WAS IT BLACK JESUS ReaLm SGH (2:03:25 AM): AND LISTENTING TO MUSIC The Vinny Mac (2:03:26 AM): Yeah, BLACK JESUS? PunkAsss101 (2:03:30 AM): No. PunkAsss101 (2:03:40 AM): It was a fucking DONT HAVE SEX cartoon. ReaLm SGH (2:03:49 AM): ENLIGHTEN US The Vinny Mac (2:03:50 AM): WONDERFUL The Vinny Mac (2:03:53 AM): ELABORATE PunkAsss101 (2:03:54 AM): With this girl who was going to college, but her boyfriend wanted to have sex with her. PunkAsss101 (2:04:06 AM): He brought her in the woods with his car, and tried to get her drunk. PunkAsss101 (2:04:23 AM): There was a little leprachaun on a tree the kept commenting on the whole situation. The Vinny Mac (2:04:28 AM): Yes ReaLm SGH (2:04:36 AM): I READ THAT PunkAsss101 (2:04:53 AM): The guy said, "Don't worry. I have protection." And the leprauchan said, "What is he doing? Loving you or attacking you?" The Vinny Mac (2:05:01 AM): BEAUTIFUL PunkAsss101 (2:05:21 AM): And then the guy tries to make a move on the girl, and he accidentally releases the parking brake, and his car almost roles off a cliff. ReaLm SGH (2:05:29 AM): MROAL OF THE STORY PunkAsss101 (2:05:34 AM): Teaching us all that one of the many dangers of premarital sex is plumetting to your death. ReaLm SGH (2:05:36 AM): DONT HAVE SEX OR YOU WILL DIE FROM FALLING The Vinny Mac (2:05:49 AM): I never suspected that. PunkAsss101 (2:05:49 AM): Then, the girl won't have sex with him, but she does agree to drink the wine he bought. ReaLm SGH (2:06:01 AM): OF CORUSE The Vinny Mac (2:06:02 AM): Because hey, JESUS TURNED WATER INTO WINE. PunkAsss101 (2:06:09 AM): But after a few sips, reality stops, and she wakes up alone in the car. PunkAsss101 (2:06:20 AM): The leprachaun then starts talking to her and informs her that she is pregnant. ReaLm SGH (2:06:28 AM): oh my god The Vinny Mac (2:06:33 AM): Beautiful PunkAsss101 (2:06:38 AM): But it's okay because he TAKES HER BACK IN TIME TO RELIVE THE EVENT AND MAKE A BETTER DECISION. ReaLm SGH (2:06:40 AM): and then she ahs a baby ReaLm SGH (2:06:51 AM): and its HALF LEPRECHAUN, HALF HUMAN PunkAsss101 (2:06:54 AM): I have no idea why that happened in teh video. ReaLm SGH (2:07:51 AM): GOOD STORY The Vinny Mac (2:07:55 AM): YES The Vinny Mac (2:08:20 AM): I know a retarded kid who works at McDonalds. ReaLm SGH (2:08:23 AM): I NEED TO BEAT BALDURS GATE 2 AGAIN PunkAsss101 (2:08:26 AM): Then, after she makes the decision to not have sex, she goes to school, and this slutty girl is making fun of her, and she has sex with her boyfriend and steals him from her or something. ReaLm SGH (2:08:27 AM): BUT IT WILL DAY YEARS The Vinny Mac (2:08:28 AM): He says his job is to put "The lines on the hamburgers." The Vinny Mac (2:08:57 AM): I hit said retarded kid in the head with an encyclopedia once. ReaLm SGH (2:09:02 AM): they probably dont even pay him PunkAsss101 (2:09:15 AM): That's incredibally cruel. The Vinny Mac (2:09:23 AM): You don't understand. The Vinny Mac (2:09:29 AM): He's like seven feet tall. The Vinny Mac (2:09:33 AM): And he's like 20-something. The Vinny Mac (2:09:38 AM): And he FEELS NO PAIN. PunkAsss101 (2:09:48 AM): DID HE KICK YOUR ASS? The Vinny Mac (2:09:57 AM): He once put me in his patented FINISHER CALLED "THE SKELETOR DEATH GRIP" The Vinny Mac (2:10:06 AM): Which is a bearhug. The Vinny Mac (2:10:18 AM): It lasted for a half hour, I couldn't break free, and he refused to let go. The Vinny Mac (2:10:43 AM): Until Klan said "If you don't let him go, Dale Earnhardt will lose every race." PunkAsss101 (2:10:43 AM): Now it makes more sense Indiana Jonze (2:10:51 AM): Gay niggers from outer space PunkAsss101 (2:10:57 AM): He's an EVIL VIOLENT retarded kid. PunkAsss101 (2:11:00 AM): I wish that was a real movie. Indiana Jonze (2:11:05 AM): IT IS. Indiana Jonze (2:11:08 AM): You don't understand. PunkAsss101 (2:11:11 AM): I wish I could see it. Indiana Jonze (2:11:12 AM): YOU JUST HAVE TO FIND IT The Vinny Mac (2:11:22 AM): He beat up three kids at once. The Vinny Mac (2:11:31 AM): The retarded kid has amazing strength. PunkAsss101 (2:11:31 AM): WITH HIS SUPER RETARDED POWERS. The Vinny Mac (2:11:44 AM): His name is Joe. The Vinny Mac (2:11:54 AM): He was castrated so he could not spread his seed. Indiana Jonze (2:12:08 AM): It would be great if he could turn Super Saiyan. The Vinny Mac (2:12:13 AM): Yes. Indiana Jonze (2:12:50 AM): There's this insane individual in two of my classes named Pete McPartland, and all his insults involve animals. Indiana Jonze (2:12:57 AM): "The, uh, the ...." Indiana Jonze (2:13:09 AM): "WILL YOU QUIT FLOPPING AROUND LIKE A BIG SEA BASS?" Indiana Jonze (2:13:15 AM): "HYUH HYUH!!" The Vinny Mac (2:13:18 AM): Haha The Vinny Mac (2:13:46 AM): Some of this chat needs to be posted. PunkAsss101 (2:13:46 AM): There's this mildly retarded kid at my school, and BrentonScc makes fun of him whenever he sees him. Indiana Jonze (2:13:50 AM): I mentioned something about white cats on the first day, and now he'll talk during class and then tell the teacher I was going off about white cats because he's insane. The Vinny Mac (2:14:04 AM): In sections, revolving around the current topic. The Vinny Mac (2:14:13 AM): As in "The Penis Section" PunkAsss101 (2:14:20 AM): And he took me aside one day, so Brenton couldn't hear him and said, "I don't think science can explain him." Indiana Jonze (2:14:24 AM): I was jerking off for at least one section. PunkAsss101 (2:14:25 AM): The penis section is great. The Vinny Mac (2:14:41 AM): It's amazing The Vinny Mac (2:14:59 AM): I'll post it PunkAsss101 (2:15:03 AM): YES Indiana Jonze (2:15:30 AM): I'm going to go to bed or play Luigi's Mansion or something. Indiana Jonze (2:15:40 AM): PROBABLY BED ReaLm SGH (2:16:07 AM): "Do you smell what Bill Gates and The Rock are cooking?" Why yes we do The Rock, you're cooking a better tomorrow for us all. PunkAsss101 (2:16:21 AM): Funny. Indiana Jonze (2:16:45 AM): ReaLm, your conversation with ridic1 was hilarious. Indiana Jonze (2:17:19 AM): ReaLm SGH: i have a job offer for you---Ridic1: bout what---ReaLm SGH: i need you to put someone...to rest---Ridic1 signed off at 11:51:10 PM. ReaLm SGH (2:17:39 AM): i know Edited by: The Vinny Mac at: 11/21/01 2:26:01 am |
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ChrisPsaros TOMAHOMO Posts: 2982 (11/21/01 3:47 am) Reply 
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Re: The Penis Section Indiana Jonze (12:53:13 AM): It would be nice to cum in a pair of underwear a hundred times and then ninja punch them and watch it shatter. I can't even fucking describe how great this quote is. |
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My Head Hurts 90 Registered User Posts: 986 (11/21/01 2:42 pm) Reply 
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Re: The Penis Section "The Vinny Mac (12:57:31 AM): I'm going to work at McDonald's or some place and ejaculate in the milkshake that a beautiful woman orders." Edited by: My Head Hurts 90 at: 11/21/01 10:49:59 pm |
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Seru40 Knob Posts: 2757 (11/21/01 2:48 pm) Reply 
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Re: The Penis Section I guess you won't be affected by said loss then. |
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Gimp Mask A wacky French guy called Nappa. Posts: 3306 (11/21/01 5:48 pm) Reply 
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Re: The Penis Section Stop being gay, 90. |
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My Head Hurts 90 Registered User Posts: 1004 (11/21/01 10:47 pm) Reply
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Re: The Penis Section Done and done. |
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Gimp Mask A wacky French guy called Nappa. Posts: 3318 (11/22/01 5:20 pm) Reply
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Re: The Penis Section YES. |
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My Head Hurts 90 Registered User Posts: 1015 (11/22/01 8:32 pm) Reply
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Re: The Penis Section You do have to admit, it gets kind of gay when they talk about re-enacting famous battle scenes with their penises. |
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PunkAsss Cyborg is champion Posts: 2751 (11/22/01 11:08 pm) Reply |
Re: The Penis Section No, that's the best part. |
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My Head Hurts 90 Registered User Posts: 1020 (11/22/01 11:36 pm) Reply
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Re: The Penis Section "I want to get a whole bunch of plastic army men, and ejaculate on them, as if my penis was a machine gun destroying the INVADING THE AMERICAN FORCES ON OMAHA BEACH." No, that's just plain wrong. Or is it manly to ejaculate onto army men? |
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StupidMike I shall crush the Gooks with my super MAS power, and all shall fear my name. Posts: 1847 (11/22/01 11:51 pm) Reply 
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Re: The Penis Section These things are only good when I'm in them. |
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PunkAsss Cyborg is champion Posts: 2759 (11/23/01 3:10 am) Reply |
Re: The Penis Section IT'S SUPER MANLY. |
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Gimp Mask A wacky French guy called Nappa. Posts: 3337 (11/23/01 5:42 pm) Reply 
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Re: The Penis Section i put army men in my pubes and pretend there are being attacked by my cock |
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Colonel Dork Registered User Posts: 5 (12/8/01 11:23 pm) Reply 
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Re: The Penis Section Everything was funny except the part about breaking a woman's jaw. That was fucking sick and terrifying, and I am seriously personally offended. |
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Gimp Mask A wacky French guy called Nappa. Posts: 3649 (12/9/01 2:24 am) Reply 
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Re: The Penis Section Of course you are. |
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Puck71 Almost At A Chris Psaros Level Of Gay Posts: 875 (12/14/01 8:39 pm) Reply |
dork dork, get your head out of your ass, prudish assholes have no place here |
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Gimp Mask A wacky French guy called Nappa. Posts: 4170 (12/16/01 4:04 am) Reply 
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Re: dork Neither do posters as gay as you, Puck, but you're still here. |
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