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StupidMike As amazing as a thousand things that are very amazing and give off an inspirational glow when they pass you by. Posts: 785 (9/6/01 5:41 pm) Reply 
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Terrene needs advice.Terrene70: O Mike Payne, I need advice. Biscuitbutt81: Yes? Terrene70: Ok, there's like, this thing, and it's threatening my daily routine of walking from class to class. Biscuitbutt81: What is it? Terrene70: A schedule change. The english teacher wants to put me in honors english, but that would mean I would no longer have my ONLY period with my only real friend. Terrene70: WHAT SHOULD I DO? Biscuitbutt81: Do you think you would enjoy honors English? Biscuitbutt81: Is your friend hot? Terrene70: Yes, I do think I might. Terrene70: She's pretty. Biscuitbutt81: Do you think you could get a picture of her for me? Terrene70: No, you fag. She's fourteen. Biscuitbutt81: Hmmm... Terrene70: .... Biscuitbutt81: How much do you love your best friend? Biscuitbutt81: I mean, if she's hot, then you might want to stay in the same class as her. Terrene70: You're such a fag. Biscuitbutt81: DO you have any other classes with her? Terrene70: I had to watch a video about cougers in science. There was a guy named Dr. WhoreKnocker. Terrene70: NO I DON'T. Biscuitbutt81: Oh, he's my uncle. Terrene70: Wow. Biscuitbutt81: Do you see her after school a lot? Terrene70: Never. Biscuitbutt81: Well, she can't be that good of a friend then. Terrene70: You're a stupid fag. Biscuitbutt81: But seriously, though, are you sure you can't get a picture of her for me? It doesn't really matter to me that she's 14! I'm SOOOOOO horny. Biscuitbutt81: Ma'am, you seem to really like your friend. Biscuitbutt81: I suggest you stick with her. Terrene70: NOT IN THAT WAY Terrene70: Brb. Biscuitbutt81: Honors English isn't worth losing a HOT, HOT friend like that. Biscuitbutt81: Do you think you can get a picture of you guys taking a shower together? Terrene70: FAGGOT FINE, I WILL ASK SOMETHING ELSE. Biscuitbutt81: WAIT, I HELPED YOU OUT! Biscuitbutt81: Don't take honors English. Terrene70: I AM ASKING SOMETHING ELSE. Biscuitbutt81: Tell your teacher that you don't want to abandon your friend. Terrene70: I will anyway. I'm dumb and go with the flow. Terrene70: SHUT UP FAG. Biscuitbutt81: BECAUSE SHE'S HOT. Terrene70: Ok, there's my brother. Biscuitbutt81: Yes? Terrene70: He's a fag and he said I WAS FOLLOWING HIM TO SCHOOL, and there is only one WAY TO SCHOOL. He left a long time before me today, and I thought I was going to be late, so I hurried and caught up with him but I was just trying to get to school. Biscuitbutt81: Did you tell him all of that? Terrene70: Yes. Biscuitbutt81: What did he say? Biscuitbutt81: Did he call you a whore? Terrene70: Nothing because he is gay. Terrene70: ... Biscuitbutt81: I don't see the "problem", ma'am. Biscuitbutt81: There is no dilemma. Biscuitbutt81: Continue to go to school like you always have and ignore your fag brother. Terrene70: He is being a pussy bitch, and actively, so I can't avoid the PMS. Biscuitbutt81: How old is your brother? Terrene70: I am not allowed to say but he's a junior. Biscuitbutt81: You're not allowed to say? Gay. Terrene70: I am not to say anything about him!!!! Biscuitbutt81: Anyway, what the fuck is a junior doing still walking to school? Biscuitbutt81: HE SHOULD BE DRIVING. Terrene70: Uh, he's not old enough yet. Biscuitbutt81: And why does he give a shit about you taking the same route to school as him. Biscuitbutt81: Tell him that he's a fag and then have lesbian sex with your friend. Terrene70: He said I was FOLLOWING HIM. Terrene70: Die. Biscuitbutt81: Bah, my advice will never be good enough for you. Biscuitbutt81: Is your brother handsome? Terrene70 signed off at 12:33:37 AM. |
Utils  eye plede teh fith Posts: 1137 (9/6/01 8:12 pm) Reply |
Re: Terrene needs advice. she needs more help than that...
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gigatron is mad The worst person in the world. (9/6/01 8:25 pm) Reply |
Re: Terrene needs advice Biscuitbutt81: Tell him that he's a fag and then have lesbian sex with your friend. all the advice you'll ever need. |
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Ace Kendo Call Me Cupcake Posts: 2162 (9/6/01 10:27 pm) Reply 
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Re: Terrene needs advice who was it that questioned the greatness of Mike in the forum? a masterpiece! Forever yours, |
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Brandylion Hurry up and turn eighteen, honey. Posts: 441 (9/7/01 12:15 am) Reply 
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Re: Terrene needs advice That was good. Maybe Terrene should Ask Seru, as well. Absolute zero is cool. |
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