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Fabio69 Adopted shithead Posts: 1001 (11/17/01 12:26 am) Reply 
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ME AND PUNKASSS GET DOWN WITH THE FUNNY SHIT. TheChosen1Fabio: I'M MAJORING IN PUNKASSS 101. MY FIRST ASSIGNMENT IS TO BE GAY. AHAJKDKUFHDS PunkAsss101: You are really taking that assignment seriously, I see. TheChosen1Fabio: OH YES. TheChosen1Fabio: I HAVE TO BE THE TOP OF THE CLASS IN PUNKASSS !)!. TheChosen1Fabio: 101 TheChosen1Fabio: AND I HAVE TO MEET COURSE REQUIREMENTS PunkAsss101: My comment was hundreds of times wittier than all of yours. TheChosen1Fabio: AND THE MAJOR REQUIREMENT IS TO BE GAY. TheChosen1Fabio: GAY LIKE YOU. TheChosen1Fabio: HAHAHAHAHAHA PunkAsss101: That must be the Australian version. TheChosen1Fabio: NO, AMERICAN. TheChosen1Fabio: THERE IS NO GAY "101" IN ANY OF OUR CLASSES. TheChosen1Fabio: 101 IS FUCKING GAY. TheChosen1Fabio: WHAT THE FUCK DOES 101 MEAN? PunkAsss101: I have no idea. I don't get a real education. TheChosen1Fabio: Fair enough. TheChosen1Fabio: I've been trying to work out what the hell 101 means. PunkAsss101: But your numerous concussions have left you stumped. TheChosen1Fabio: I think I've only ever had 2 concussions. TheChosen1Fabio: One from cricket, and one from rugby. PunkAsss101: THOSE SPORTS AER TEH FAGGY TheChosen1Fabio: Don't get me started. TheChosen1Fabio: We've been through this before. PunkAsss101: I MIGHT HAVE A LARGE HELPING OF BROKEN LOGIC A-COMMING MY WAY. TheChosen1Fabio: EXACTLY. TheChosen1Fabio: When someone is convinced that they're right, logic goes out the window. PunkAsss101: The first step to rehibilitatin is admitting the problem. TheChosen1Fabio: WELL I'M GETTING THERE. TheChosen1Fabio: But I'l never admit that those sports are inferior to Yank sports. TheChosen1Fabio: BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT. PunkAsss101: It his hard to make an argument that one sport is inferior to another. TheChosen1Fabio: Yeah, I know. TheChosen1Fabio: It's a matter of opinion. TheChosen1Fabio: And I prefer rugby to American football. PunkAsss101: I don't play any sports. I just skateboard badly. TheChosen1Fabio: No padding, no helmets, no "time-outs" TheChosen1Fabio: LIEK TEH TONY HAWKK!!!1 PunkAsss101: Yes, he skateboards very badly. TheChosen1Fabio: YES!1 PunkAsss101: HE NEVER DID THE 900. HE JUST KEPT FALLING AND THEN HE SAID HE DID IT. TheChosen1Fabio: Makes sense. PunkAsss101: And then he wants to say that he invented it. LIKE HE INVENTED THE CONCEPT OF SPINNING AROUND LOTS OF TIMES IN THE AIR. TheChosen1Fabio: Yeah, that's really stupid of him/. TheChosen1Fabio: Are the games based on him any good? PunkAsss101: THEY ARE SUPER FUN. PunkAsss101: Really, they are. TheChosen1Fabio: The only "extreme sports" game I have been able to get into is 1080 Snowboarding. TheChosen1Fabio: I prefer the "proper" sports games. TheChosen1Fabio: For lack of a better term. PunkAsss101: Sports video games are usually stupid, but the Tony Hawk game is fun. TheChosen1Fabio: Is the Game Boy Advance one any good? PunkAsss101: I don't know. I've never played it. PunkAsss101: I just play the one for Dreamcast at my friend's house sometimes. PunkAsss101: It's fun shit. TheChosen1Fabio: I saw THPS2 for $10 on the PC. TheChosen1Fabio: SHOULD I GET IT? PunkAsss101: Yeah, you should. TheChosen1Fabio: OI have $20 credit at my local videogame store. TheChosen1Fabio: Should I get THPS@? TheChosen1Fabio: ORr spend more and geet Half-Life? PunkAsss101: It's great. You hold down a button and let it go to olley. And once you are in the air, you press other button combinations to do things like kickflips and 180s and stuff. and you can hold down a button when you are by a rail to grind, and you press left and right arrow keys to balance yourself. PunkAsss101: And you can jump of these big ass ramps and do multiple kick flips in the air. TheChosen1Fabio: REALLY? COOL!!111 PunkAsss101: If you do good enough, you can get a special move, and with some people you can darkslide grind. PunkAsss101: It's a fun game to waste time on. TheChosen1Fabio: I have no idea what that is, but yeah. PunkAsss101: You grind with the board upside down. TheChosen1Fabio: O. TheChosen1Fabio: o i c TheChosen1Fabio: Should I spend $10 on THPS2 or $ 90 on a full Half-Life pack? TheChosen1Fabio: It includes Counter-Strike, Blue Shift and Opposing Force/. PunkAsss101: Half Life is fun to play on the Internet. I've never played it, but when I watch people play it, it looks fun. TheChosen1Fabio: I've played a burn of CS, but I can't play it over the net. PunkAsss101: That sucks. All the fun is on the Internet. TheChosen1Fabio: Yeah. Bots aren't the same as other players. TheChosen1Fabio: I bought Rugby 2001, but there's no online play. PunkAsss101: They aren't. Bots are always stupid. TheChosen1Fabio: THAT SUCKS. PunkAsss101: If you have friends, you should just get the Tony Hawk game because multiplayer on that can't be too much worse than internet multiplayer with half life, and it's only 1/9 the cost. TheChosen1Fabio: Yeah, but I need a game that will really last me until the launch of the Gamecube. TheChosen1Fabio: Seeing as the N64 is dead. PunkAsss101: Maybe you should take up smoking. TheChosen1Fabio: I don't think so. PunkAsss101: You'd be surprised at how time consuming an addiction is. PunkAsss101: You will spend all your time and money on it without having to worry about what to spend it on. PunkAsss101: And it never gets old. TheChosen1Fabio: A lot of my friends smoked, but I never did. TheChosen1Fabio: I HAD TO KEEP MY LUNGS PURE FOR SPORTS. PunkAsss101: I'll bet they made fun of you a lot. TheChosen1Fabio: Not really. PunkAsss101: You should have just smoked. After a while, it must have been easier to just do it than not too. TheChosen1Fabio: They always jokingly offfered me some, though. PunkAsss101: The government gives out free heroin in Australia, right? TheChosen1Fabio: No, but they have legalised "shooting galleries". TheChosen1Fabio: They supply fresh needles and shit. PunkAsss101: How many indie filmes are made a year where some guy just takes a camera into one of those places and watches the craziness unfold? PunkAsss101: films, rather. TheChosen1Fabio: I honestly have no idea. PunkAsss101: Certainly, there are plenty. TheChosen1Fabio: There must be plenty. PunkAsss101: You should buy some. I'll bet they are funny. PunkAsss101: Or just go in there and see for yourself. TheChosen1Fabio: Probably. They would probably make me sick, though. PunkAsss101: Why? PunkAsss101: You don't like NEEDLES? TheChosen1Fabio: I just hate drugs. TheChosen1Fabio: I love needles. TheChosen1Fabio: I love it when I have blood tests. PunkAsss101: YEAH, NEEDLES FUCKING RULE??? TheChosen1Fabio: But the drugs wouled really put me off. TheChosen1Fabio: Not love, but tolerate. PunkAsss101: STICK THAT SHIT RIGHT IN ME, BITCH. TheChosen1Fabio: OH YEAH. TheChosen1Fabio: FEEL THE PAIN. TheChosen1Fabio: FEEL THE BLOOD LEAVE YOUR BODY. PunkAsss101: But you aren't the one taking the drugs. It's other people, and they do stupid stuff when they do it. PunkAsss101: HOW CAN PEOPLE DOING STUPID STUFF NOT BE FUNNY TO YOU? TheChosen1Fabio: It was funny when my friends got drunk and dyed their hair. TheChosen1Fabio: One of them hid the conditioner, and HILARITY ENSUED. TheChosen1Fabio: We played poker, AND I KEPT LOSING.  PunkAsss101: Were you drunk? TheChosen1Fabio: I dI think I was the only sober one there. PunkAsss101: You lost in poker to a bunch of drunk people? TheChosen1Fabio: I KEPT GETTING SHITTY HANDS. PunkAsss101: How could you stand the whole situation? I thought you hated drugs. TheChosen1Fabio: Yeah, but alcohol is relatively acceptable in society. TheChosen1Fabio: So, I have come to tolerate it. PunkAsss101: Yeah, you are stupid. TheChosen1Fabio: Yep. PunkAsss101: If you are going to hate drugs, at least stick to that. Don't just hate the illegal ones. They were made illegal while the others stayed legal for really stupid reasons. TheChosen1Fabio: I hate them, but if I hate the people who drink alcohol, then I will be hating A LOT of people. TheChosen1Fabio: I don't even like caffeine. PunkAsss101: Marijuana is over all a much better drug than alcohol. TheChosen1Fabio: Yeah, or so hubris tells me. PunkAsss101: Get addicted to caffein. It's extremely fun. PunkAsss101: Drink lots of coke. They add so many addictive chemicals in it. TheChosen1Fabio: I only have coke if there's nothing else to drink in the house. PunkAsss101: And most of the addictions are reletively easy to break, so once you don't feel like drinking coke anymore, you don't really have to. TheChosen1Fabio: Or if I need a quick sugar burst. TheChosen1Fabio: I'M ADDICTED TO ORANGE JUICE. TheChosen1Fabio: YYYAAAAAAAAHHHHHh PunkAsss101: You should try cocaine. I'll bet it makes you really good at sports. PunkAsss101: I hear it gives you super strength. TheChosen1Fabio: So does steroids. TheChosen1Fabio: BUT IT SHRINKS YOUR FUCKING DICK. PunkAsss101: Yeah, you should do that too. PunkAsss101: A fair trade. PunkAsss101: Your overall manliness stays equal. TheChosen1Fabio: If you're too muscly, then you would be barely be able to move. PunkAsss101: Then don't take too much steroids. PunkAsss101: I'm leaving. TheChosen1Fabio: OK. PunkAsss101 signed off at 4:16:49 PM. |
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Utils Posts: 3462 (11/17/01 3:21 pm) Reply 
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Re: ME AND PUNKASSS GET DOWN WITH THE FUNNY SHIT. 1 Floor number 01 Room Number Stupid cocks. Edited by: Utils at: 11/17/01 3:22:22 pm |
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ReaLmSGH Little asshole Posts: 3077 (11/17/01 5:29 pm) Reply 
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Re: ME AND PUNKASSS GET DOWN WITH THE FUNNY SHIT. todays purple pill is nexium |
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MADali i carsh plenas lol Posts: 1474 (11/18/01 12:10 am) Reply 
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Re: ME AND PUNKASSS GET DOWN WITH THE FUNNY SHIT. Its not floor and room number, nigger. |
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Utils Posts: 3466 (11/18/01 10:48 am) Reply
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Re: ME AND PUNKASSS GET DOWN WITH THE FUNNY SHIT. In every school I've been in that's how it went. Maybe not for you sand niggers, but that's how it is for us. |
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Fabio69 Jeice Posts: 1046 (11/18/01 5:25 pm) Reply
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Re: ME AND PUNKASSS GET DOWN WITH THE FUNNY SHIT. YEAH. NOT FOR THE SAND NIGGERS, BUT FOR THE REGULAR KIND OF NIGGER. NIGGERZ. ASDSDFGDIGOG |
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Leitch1 Registered User Posts: 170 (12/10/01 7:03 pm) Reply |
Re: ME AND PUNKASSS GET DOWN WITH THE FUNNY SHIT. No, I'm sorry, Utils. You are wrong. I've never set foot in a real college, and I know you are wrong. You fucking idiot. |
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Big Fagot Kewl Posts: 5342 (12/11/01 8:10 pm) Reply 
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Re: ME AND PUNKASSS GET DOWN WITH THE FUNNY SHIT. Fabio is like so totally gay. Six more posts and this forum will have 707. 707 is LOL upside down. The laffz keep on coming. |
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Puck71 Almost At A Chris Psaros Level Of Gay Posts: 874 (12/14/01 8:37 pm) Reply |
utils you are so fucking wrong The 101 is the level of the course. All courses get a number based on their level, the lower the number, the lower-level (easier?) the class is. So, a 101 class is an entry-level, freshman type class, where something like a 350 will be a high-level upperclassman type class. The numbers seem to be fairly random, but at least at my college all are in the 100s, 200s, 300s, or 400s. Just for kicks, this semester I took Economics 201, Math 325, Computer Science 345, English 223, and P.E. 111. |
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Utils Posts: 3850 (12/19/01 7:22 pm) Reply 
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Re: utils you are so fucking wrong Bullshit. That's how it goes in catholic school so you all go to hell! |
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Gimp Mask A wacky French guy called Nappa. Posts: 4349 (12/20/01 6:39 am) Reply 
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Re: utils you are so fucking wrong Weed destroys alcohol on so many levels. Seeing Fabio post after snorting some coke would be the funniest thing ever. "i hat drtugs fuck i hate hate eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee hand handsa hands *snort*" |
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Gimp Mask A wacky French guy called Nappa. Posts: 4373 (12/20/01 11:15 am) Reply
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Fucking useless chat, for you guys BUT I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY. ThickManChowder (10:59:37 AM): cock fat PunkAsss101 (10:59:39 AM): SEX PunkAsss101 (10:59:46 AM): AND VIOleNCE ThickManChowder (11:00:00 AM): I STUCK MY FINGERS IN A GIRL'S ASS ThickManChowder (11:00:04 AM): I had cool-ass gloves ThickManChowder (11:00:10 AM): I jammed two suckers in there ThickManChowder (11:00:12 AM): Fun for all PunkAsss101 (11:00:14 AM): YES PunkAsss101 (11:00:23 AM): Did your finger smell like shit? ThickManChowder (11:00:28 AM): I used this very cheap vegan hand-cream as lube ThickManChowder (11:00:34 AM): I might as well stuck her dry PunkAsss101 (11:00:45 AM): You should have. Lube is gay. PunkAsss101 (11:00:59 AM): I want to find a girl that will let me put things in her ass. PunkAsss101 (11:01:17 AM): Did she show signs of enjoying it? ThickManChowder (11:01:50 AM): Well ThickManChowder (11:01:58 AM): She thought it was extremely ticklish ThickManChowder (11:02:07 AM): until I actually crammed a graham, or something ThickManChowder (11:02:10 AM): that hurt her PunkAsss101 (11:02:17 AM): HA HA HA HA ThickManChowder (11:02:20 AM): Then I finally eased one well, and worked it ThickManChowder (11:02:24 AM): then moved to two ThickManChowder (11:02:32 AM): she was in some pretty bad pain PunkAsss101 (11:02:44 AM): Sounds like a good sexual practice. ThickManChowder (11:02:44 AM): She originally wanted me to just anally fuck her PunkAsss101 (11:02:54 AM): That would have killed her. ThickManChowder (11:03:02 AM): my cock is like 4 fingers in circumference; impossible ThickManChowder (11:03:06 AM): it was so tight, too PunkAsss101 (11:03:29 AM): You should get somebody like me with a smaller cock to loosen it up a little first. ThickManChowder (11:04:25 AM): If it was my mom, I'd say yes PunkAsss101 signed off at 11:04:26 AM. Punkasss has the best goals and ideas in life, ever. |
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