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Spork
GAY
(2/19/01 9:25 am)
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HAH!
GO AHEAD AND FLAME MY UNREGISTERED ASS, YOU LITTLE BITCHES!
OK, You are a stupid fagot, and not worthy of me editing you.
Edited by: Seru40 at: 2/19/01 7:05:13 pm
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Ace Kendo
*_* ^_^ >_<
Posts: 33
(2/19/01 9:54 am)
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Re: HAH!
They give out sporks at Kentuky Fried Chicken and Taco Bell. I think they were an invention from Pepsico, back when it still owned fast-food chains.
The spork is a fine invention, capable of both scooping up soup, and picking up spaghetti.
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Otaku Monkey 
Eternal Bob?
Posts: 4
(2/19/01 9:58 am)
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Re: HAH!
The Spork is an invention that dates back to the time of early man. Cave paintings portray the story of man using the spork to help scoop up his soup. Since they were made out of rock, they were not very effective. Yet man, being the peristant bastard that he is never gave up.
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Eternal Bob
Satan
Posts: 341
(2/19/01 12:59 pm)
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Re: HAH!
This Spork fellow is rather amusing.
Visit my site. It's delicious.
My RPG/DBZ Site
Or defile my board.
Please.
Fuck this. SPAM!
DBZ Fanfics Upside Yo Head
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Spork
GAY
(2/19/01 1:18 pm)
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Oh,
I'm not worthy? Like I give a damn.
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Otaku Monkey
Eternal Bob?
Posts: 7
(2/19/01 4:21 pm)
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Re: Oh,
You should give a damn.
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Ace Kendo
*_* ^_^ >_<
Posts: 34
(2/20/01 7:55 am)
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Re: Oh,
Then one day, in a laboratory outside Deluth, Dr. Frederick Jennings found that by adding a serated edge to the spork, he could create the utlimate utensil.
And thus, this uber-eating tool came to be. . . the "sporknife."
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Eternal Bob
Satan
Posts: 342
(2/20/01 10:49 am)
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Re: Oh,
All hail the sporknife.
Visit my site. It's delicious.
My RPG/DBZ Site
Or defile my board.
Please.
Fuck this. SPAM!
DBZ Fanfics Upside Yo Head
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Otaku Monkey
Eternal Bob?
Posts: 8
(2/20/01 12:02 pm)
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Re: Oh,
*hail*
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Spork
GAY
(2/20/01 1:36 pm)
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Seru40
Greatness
Posts: 284
(2/20/01 4:16 pm)
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Fucking moron. I edited you because you were link pimping, and yes, I know you're Scarkhan. Now leave or face further persecution.
Go to Triple Life Pissant
Being Sagacious Can Lead to Hate
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Spork
GAY
(2/21/01 4:57 am)
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Re:
I really don't know what the fuck you're talking about, but I doubt you'd believe me. I'm going now, anyway.
Much more fun annoying the oldest/youngest poster at some other board.
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Eternal Bob
Satan
Posts: 343
(2/21/01 6:09 am)
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Re: Re:
Because they would actually be annoyed?
Visit my site. It's delicious.
My RPG/DBZ Site
Or defile my board.
Please.
Fuck this. SPAM!
DBZ Fanfics Upside Yo Head
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Ace Kendo
*_* ^_^ >_<
Posts: 35
(2/21/01 8:09 am)
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I believe some researchers are trying to replace the handle of the sporknife with a tube, thus adding a straw-like-element to the uberutensil.
But so far, all experiments have ended in disaster.
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Punk MMIV
Eternal Bob?
Posts: 47
(2/21/01 7:04 pm)
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Re: Re:
Dairy queen has psuedo-stroons. Widen the spoon of the stroon, add teeth on the end, and a serated edge, mankind = demi gods.
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flaming idiot 
His name says it all.
Posts: 62
(3/14/01 4:49 pm)
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Re: Re:
What if you want to eat Chinese?
So many Web comics,so little updates. |
Gotenks211
Eternal Bob?
Posts: 4
(3/15/01 7:00 pm)
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Re: Re:
then you use chopsticks
stop the hate don't segregate stop the fighting we're all dying stop the preaching and start the teaching all together make your self feel better |
flaming idiot
His name says it all.
Posts: 63
(3/17/01 8:35 am)
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Re: Re:
What's the point of an ultimate utensil that can't handle Chinese?
So many Web comics,so little updates. |
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