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*sits down quietly in corner and orders a glass of water*

 
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GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
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(Wed Jun 20, 2007 4:55 pm)
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Post     *sits down quietly in corner and orders a glass of water*
cock
GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
Posts: 15034
(Wed Jun 20, 2007 5:07 pm)
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Yeah, that shit left my dong incapacitated for two days!

I jerked off really hard after I did it and tore open the flesh of my dick (I have done this probably like 100 times by now) and when I came it hurt so bad and after that I was pissing and almost fell over because I burned the insides of my penis
GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
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(Wed Jun 20, 2007 5:21 pm)
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I should not have posted that
Derek Payne
huhhhh *puke* huhhhhhuh come on mike save the game *puke*
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
Posts: 4743
(Wed Jun 20, 2007 5:25 pm)
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I got a cut on my penis once, and it really was one of the most unpleasent things I ever experienced. I'm still not really sure how the fuck I cut it.
GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
Posts: 15034
(Wed Jun 20, 2007 5:28 pm)
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I've ripped open the flesh of mine so many times, most recently like a weeek and a half ago

I have scar tissue on my dick and stuff

first time a girl sees that they're going to probably reconsider having the sex with me
Mautty
I bet my wife supports a bigger deadbeat jackass liar than yours.
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
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(Wed Jun 20, 2007 5:29 pm)
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*insert easy joke*
GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
Posts: 15034
(Wed Jun 20, 2007 5:39 pm)
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Not that I'd ever be in that kind of situation

but you know, hypothetically
GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
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(Wed Jun 20, 2007 6:23 pm)
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Big Fagot
Alpha ape
Joined: 09 Jan 2007
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(Wed Jun 20, 2007 6:47 pm)
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Gimp Mask's dick probably looks like Baki.
GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
Posts: 15034
(Sun Jun 24, 2007 1:31 am)
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Fuck, I did it again


It's going to get to the point where I could hoist a cactus atop my cock and I wouldn't feel it at all
GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
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(Fri Jun 29, 2007 4:44 am)
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Guys, my dick is really messed up, I can't feel masturbation anymore and when I ejaculate it feels like someone is stabbing the inside of my cock w/nife

Plus the flesh on the front of my penis is stripped away and the vein is bulging

something is wrong
Potatoes
Joined: 06 Jan 2007
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(Fri Jun 29, 2007 5:07 am)
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See a fucking docter!
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