Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[GimpMask]

post ure thoughts

[GimpMask]

The best part about the beginning is that a couple of the guys killed are laughing when they fall to the ground to die

[GimpMask]

I love this one, mah old man gave it to me!

[GimpMask]

It's two movies in one

The slope in the second half of the movie does some of the most incredulous things I've ever seen in a movie, like get kicked out of the back of a bus and landing on the pavement on his back, no stuntmen, he was literally kicked out of a moving vehicle onto the floor where he rolled around with his mates

[GimpMask]

In the first part of the movie everyone is smiling when they die

[GimpMask]

CHRIS KELLY IS SMILING WHEN HIS WIFE DIES

[GimpMask]

WHY ARE THEY ALL SMILING/LAUGHING?

[GimpMask]

-_-

[Derek Payne]

You should watch some of Godfrey Ho's other movies.

[GimpMask]

I've seen a couple

Black Cobra 2

Disco Godfather




Godfrey Ho just purchases the rights to ultra-shitty movies then releases them under his name, though it's beyond me why ANYONE would want to take credit for them

[Theldorrin]

I don't really watch movies ironically.

[GimpMask]

I don't know what that means but you should watch it anyway


you'll be better for it

serios

[GimpMask]

LOOK AT MY POST COUNT THELDORRIN

FEELING ANY PRESSURE YET

[Derek Payne]

You don't know who Godfrey Ho is at all.

Godfrey Ho is a Hong Kong director who was behind all the Z-Grade ninja films released in the late 80s. Essentially he either took existing or unfinished Hong Kong movies (that are always horrible to begin with, and sometimes he would use footage from multiple films) and then edit them together with 15 to 20 minutes of new footage featuring ninjas and then redub them with a new plot that somehow or the other involved ninjas. Black Ninja is one of these. Others include Ninja Destroyer, Cobra vs. Ninja, Ninja Dragon, Ninja Champion, Ninja the Protector, Ninja Empire and Ninja the Batallion (these are all ones that I've seen in addition to Black Ninja). His movies also feature a lot of music stolen from Robotech, 80s anime (like Devilman) and other American films. He is probably the worst film maker in existence and a personal hero of Michael and myself. He also did some insanely retarded Cynthia Rothrock movies. People at Fagtown owe it to themselves to become exposed to more of his work. You guys should read about him

From Wikipedia:

"According to the IMDB, Ho has directed over 90 films, of which approximately 40 contain the word "ninja" in the title."

ttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godfrey_Ho

[GimpMask]

Gee, way to make me look like a stupid asshyole

I just figured he was some nigger who bought up a bunch of cheap movies

You know, I saw the original Black Ninja, the title was entirely different, and the cover had a drawn lenny in a convertible holding a handgun, and there was actually a beginning, it just didn't say "BLACK NINJA

[GimpMask]

Caligula Reincarnated as Hitler A.K.A The Last Orgy of the Third Reich is possibly the best name for a movie ever

[Derek Payne]

My intent wasn't to make you look like an asshole it was to educate you on the magnificence that is Godfrey Ho.

[GimpMask]

WHICH IS THE WORST OUT OF ALL THE GODFREY HO MOVIES YOU'VE SEEN?

Because that's the one I'll buy

[GimpMask]

Who else is not watching Stupid Faggot Anal Lining, otherwise known as adult swim?

[Derek Payne]

I'll look through my shit a little later. There's a 50 martial arts movie collection with 3 of them (Ninja Empire, Ninja Champion and Ninja the Protector) and some other amazing shit (A three part epic and a Sonny Chiba movie called Death of a Ninja that's basically like a live action Ninja Scroll only insanely retarded) that was only 25 bucks.

Ninja Destroyer is probably the worst although Ninja Empire comes close.