Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

GimpMask · (Tue Jun 19, 2007 12:14 am)

Gay-ass shit. Some Canadien fuckjob plants himself in a forest or something then films himself slowly masturbating his penis through his tight sweatpants for several hours huddled in a ball until a helicopter shows to pick him up.

Bear Grylls rafts out onto the open ocean on a shitty raft with the intent of wrestling sharks and tearing their gills out with his teeth.

uhuh but u get survil skilz from survivermasn
Bullfucking shit, most people would just run around incircles, they wouldn't remember survival skills and utilize them from some TV show. Earth vs Bear Grylls is all aboput the manliest MAN doing the manliest SHIT ever.

And what the fuck is up with adult swim? Every show sucks fucking cock. As a matter of fact everything on CN sucks total ballzac except for Naruto, I mean, Blood Plus, are you God damned shitting me? Why not shove me uo against a wall and start pumping my ass with a rock?

The point of all of this is that Marc Antony is a fucking MAN and Fred McGriff taught me the skills to win state.

GimpMask · (Tue Jun 19, 2007 12:22 am)

THE RETURN OF SUPER FUCKING BLACK MEN WRESTLING EACH OTHER TO THE GROUND IN A SWEATY ORGY OF BODILY DESTRUCTION IS RETURNING

FUCKING FOOTBALL MOTHER FUCKER

NOW I CAN WITNESS TO'S ABS

AND LARGE GROUPS OF MEN SHOVING THROUGH A SMALL HOLE IN A WALL OF WHITE GUYS ONLY TO GET JACKED UP BY A FEROCIOUS NUBIAN BEAST WITH A FULL HEAD OF STEAM ALL UP IN YOUR GRILL

YES, I'M PREPARING MY LIVER

GimpMask · (Tue Jun 19, 2007 12:24 am)

I think this belongs in the 8 bit orgy forum

Can someone move it there please?

Utils · (Tue Jun 19, 2007 12:24 am)

AdultSwim REALLY sucks. Except for moral Oral, Bleach and Crayon Shin-chan.

Sci-Fi shows better anime on Mondays now.

GimpMask · (Tue Jun 19, 2007 12:27 am)

Sci-fi shows anime? Huh?

Shin Chan was kind of ok but even the humor of a small boys floppy penis doesn't amuse me for very long

Bleach? Bleach sucks the long hard one, it's just a series of stereo-typed fights episode after episode, it's like Castlevania boss mode but not cool at all

GimpMask · (Tue Jun 19, 2007 12:28 am)

Eureka 7 nearly fucking killed me. what the hell was that garbage? WORST, SHOW, EVAR

It's dangerous to go alone, here, take this!

Utils · (Tue Jun 19, 2007 12:28 am)

That's a contradiction but okay!

GimpMask · (Tue Jun 19, 2007 12:30 am)

Well it is! "UH OH, THE NEXT CAPTAIN *HACK COUGH* YOU'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO BEAT HIM ... SQUAD CAPTAIN TWATLIPS ... YOU'LL NEVER BEAT HIM" and then the guy just dies and then the other guy beats the supposedly impossible to beat squad captain and it just repeats

GimpMask · (Tue Jun 19, 2007 12:31 am)

I mean, that would be all fine and ok if the rest of the show wasn't a prolapsed rectum

Utils · (Tue Jun 19, 2007 12:35 am)

"it's like Castlevania boss mode but not cool at all"

That was the contradiction. I mean, if you don't like the show then don't compare it to that. Or not. Maybe I have reading incomprehension.

I first starting watching Eureka 7 to scan for fanservice. But towards the last 20 or so episodes I actually started watching without the fast forward on my DVR.

I refuse to watch BLOOD+. Damn shame because the OVA it's based on was all kinds of metal.

Utils · (Tue Jun 19, 2007 12:36 am)

Though clearly you're forcing yourself to watch this stuff. Either that or it's on in the background and you just happen to remember shit.

GimpMask · (Tue Jun 19, 2007 12:37 am)

An uncool version of CV boss mode? But that's what it is!

Blood Plus caused me to have a grand mal seizure and I woke up convulsing in a puddle of my own shit a couple hours later with a rerun of Eureka 7 playing which didn't help at all

Derek Payne · (Tue Jun 19, 2007 12:38 am)

Adult Swim has been pretty unwatchable for a while. Although I could see myself watching again whenever they do the 3rd season of Venture Brothers.

GimpMask · (Tue Jun 19, 2007 12:40 am)

I leave it on in the background because I have nothing else better to do. Sometimes I'll switch to muscular black men grappling with each other but I usually switch back just because the flashing lights are bright and pretty

GimpMask · (Tue Jun 19, 2007 12:41 am)

It should just be reruns of Eva and reruns of Naruto

Then maybe everywhere I sat there wouldn't be a bloody smudge

GimpMask · (Tue Jun 19, 2007 12:42 am)

Derek Payne · (Tue Jun 19, 2007 12:47 am)

Naruto and Evangelion are garbage.

GimpMask · (Tue Jun 19, 2007 12:48 am)

YOU'RE DEAD TO ME

GimpMask · (Tue Jun 19, 2007 12:48 am)

How ... Could you Derek!?

;___;

Derek Payne · (Tue Jun 19, 2007 12:51 am)

One is Dragonball Z with little boys (and demon possessed people instead of Saiyans).

The other is pseudointellectual garbage loaded with Christian symbolism by people who clearly have no understanding of Christianity (which is already gay enough to begin with).