Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[Spamdini]

Generally, I enjoy beer and nothing else, but I'm throwing a small gathering and wish to be fancy. Also, women folk don't like beer for whatever dang blasted reason. Reccommend your favorite drink recipes here. The only one I have experience with is the Flaming Dr. Pepper and...uh...it was not very kind to people.

[Rice]

I like to drink White Russians while being a huge piece of shit in honor of The Dude.

[Rice]

I usually get my friend to make it for me but I think it's something like 1 part Vodka 1 part Kohlua and creamer.

[Spamdini]

If anyone wishes to recreate this monstrosity, here's how I made it:

3/4 ounce amaretto
1/4 ounce Bacardi 151
Beer

Fill a shotglass with 3 parts amaretto and 1 part Bacardi 151 and put it in another glass (easier if it's wide).

Then fill the glass with beer up to the rim of the shotglass, but don't mix them.

Then use a barbeque lighter to light the Bacardi on fire (75% alcohol is very flammable so be careful pleeeease).

Blow out the fire when you're ready (it's blue so make extra sure it's out) and consume the entire thing. Tastes incredibly sweet and somewhat like Dr. Pepper.

It's not good, but whatever.

[Spamdini]

Yeah, White Russians are good but heavy. The cream keeps you from being able to dirnk much (and creamer and milk taste like garbage). Black Russians are superior in my opinion.

Also, I use 2 parts vodka to 1 part Kaluha because it's less sweet that way.

[Spamdini]

I tried a Mojito in a restaurant once and it was refreshing. I think I'll give that a shot too.

[Mautty]

Jack and cola. You put some jack in some cola over ice.

[Rice]

I also enjoy drinking Margaritas in khaki shorts in a Hawaiian shirt while listening to Jimmy Buffett!!!

[Servbot]

Mojitos are very tasty if made correctly. Redbull and vodka is easy to make. So is cranberry and vodka and bitches love that shit. Another easy and tasty drink is butter schnapps and any kind of baileys. Oh yeah and if you can afford it, you could also get a couple bottles of Sangria. One of the few fruity wines that doesn't taste horrible.

[Stupid Fucking Faggot]

GUINNESS MAKES YOU RUGGED.

LIKE A GUY WITH A BEARD.

[Clotho]

I was about to say what rice already has.

I love usually nothing but beer and Tom Collins (sours/lime, sprite, quality gin and a slice of orange)

But, yea White Russians are the shit. Except, Kahlua costing about 11, I'd say it's a staple food!

[My Head Hurts 90]

A gimlet (gin and tonic with lime cordial I think) is pretty good without being overly sweet.

If all else fails, just get some Bacardi Silver and some Smirnoff soda things. Dames love the stuff!

[Seru]

I'd just stick to beer.

I once tried every flavoured faggot drink on a bar menu (Which was about 25 in total) and came away sobre.

What a bloody waste!

[My Head Hurts 90]

Sobre?

Now you're just being ridiculous.

[Spamdini]

Seru's channeling Pierre Elliot Trudeau.

[Seru]

That's the joke.

[Seru]

I was going to add an accent even though it's not necessary.

To really hit that point home.

[Servbot]

I personally drink nothing but New Castle when I go to the bar. Its basically the perfect beer (to my tastebuds).

[Action Hank]

Red Bulls and Vodka are pretty good to keep energy levels up, and girls don't mind them.

I prefer bourbon or whiskey with a drop of water.

However, I recommend Kamikazes:
1 part vodka, 1 part triple sec, 1 part lemon or lime juice

Margaritas are always good to have when there are girls around, especially when it comes to the salt.

Sake Bombs, Irish Car Bombs, or Red Bull Bombs are also fun.

[Rice]

I don't know why people drink whiskey with water. I'd rather just drink it straight than with fucking WATER!