Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

johnbuisthegreat · (Tue Jun 05, 2007 8:28 am)

There is this serial rapist in a small town. For the last 3 years he has been raping this one girl who owns the flower shop downtown. One day after the guy is done raping her she finally gets sick of it and decides to tell the police. She walks into the police station and says

"I need help I have just been raped and the guy who did it has been raping me for the last 3 years"

the cop walks over to her and says
"settle down miss I have a solution"

the girl looks up all teary eyed and says
"what is it?"

the cops says
"you need to marry him"

the girl looks at the cop with disbelief to what she is hearing and says
"WHAT?"

the cop then replies
"My wife and I used to have sex and after we got married it stopped"

FUCKING MARRIAGE JOKE LOL!!!!

Big Fagot · (Tue Jun 05, 2007 9:34 am)

duh duh duuuuhhh

johnbuisthegreat · (Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:09 am)

i suck at writing and sentence structure help my punchline!

Big Fagot · (Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:24 am)

"Marry him" needs to be the punchline.

"So you want this guy to stop fucking you?"
"That's right, officer!"
"Marry him."

Ryoko's Biatch · (Tue Jun 05, 2007 12:32 pm)

That's jokes.

Stupid Fucking Faggot · (Tue Jun 05, 2007 1:42 pm)

No way, the joke is better the way it is now!

the cop then replies
"My wife and I used to have sex and after we got married it stopped"

Haha!

Captain PUNisher · (Tue Jun 05, 2007 2:47 pm)

That's only becuase you like anti-jokes.
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Said the Captain PUNisher.

Stupid Fucking Faggot · (Tue Jun 05, 2007 5:20 pm)

Well, yeah.

Anybody can tell a good joke. How interesting is that?

A week ago I was standing outside of this little bar/club/restaurant place downtown. They have this doorway right by the main stage that hangs open into an alley-ish area, and they had this open mic thing going while I happened to be standing near that doorway, and there was a guy doing STAND UP COMEDY, and he was so fucking terrible, and there was like one person in there paying any attention to him at all, and she was going out of her way to LAUGH VERY LOUDLY at him to make him feel better.

And the guy was fucking tanking horribly, and I was standing there in the alley beside myself with the awesomeness of what I was witnessing. My GLEE gave way to discomfort though and I couldn't take the awkwardness anymore so I walked away.

Theldorrin · (Tue Jun 05, 2007 5:22 pm)

The best is to laugh before the punchline, and act as if he's just said it.

Big Fagot · (Tue Jun 05, 2007 5:23 pm)

Haha, yeah!

Stupid Fucking Faggot · (Tue Jun 05, 2007 5:23 pm)

HAHAHA!

johnbuisthegreat · (Tue Jun 05, 2007 5:29 pm)

i find other peoples misery and akwardness funny!

Stupid Fucking Faggot · (Tue Jun 05, 2007 5:31 pm)

Funniness is extremely interesting to me.

Let My Love Open The Door · (Tue Jun 05, 2007 5:34 pm)

You're very bad at understanding things and you constantly pick things that even people who are good at understanding things don't understand very well.

Vinny · (Tue Jun 05, 2007 5:46 pm)

If I see ALDP has made the last post in a thread, most likely that post is him shitting on Chris.

Stupid Fucking Faggot · (Tue Jun 05, 2007 5:47 pm)

It's terrible!

Let My Love Open The Door · (Tue Jun 05, 2007 6:44 pm)

Vinny, you are dear to me but I will never understand your taste in men.

Stupid Fucking Faggot · (Tue Jun 05, 2007 7:00 pm)

ALDP and Theldorrin are bastard people!

Theldorrin · (Tue Jun 05, 2007 7:02 pm)

Whatever, you fucking creationist. You sicken me.

Vinny · (Tue Jun 05, 2007 7:53 pm)

ALDP, I just get upset when people are mean to other people, that's all.