Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

MADali · (Fri Jan 26, 2007 8:11 pm)

I'm doing a journal thread, because if there is anything adult life has thought me, is that conformity equals happiness.

MADali · (Fri Jan 26, 2007 8:15 pm)

Yesterday, I had my first two-guys, one-girl threesome. It was a weird experience, and I will forever treasure the memory. It wasn't some Jason gay threesome, where me and the guy were making out, so don't get the wrong impression. It was two MEN pounding the shit out of a chinese hooker ,and trying not to let our bodies touch.

Its actually much harder than I initially assumed it to be. I never got it from porno, but apparently, when some guy is fucking her pussy, and you are fucking her ass, its almost impossible to keep the rhymth the same between all three, meaning that my cock kept coming out of her ass.

MADali · (Fri Jan 26, 2007 8:15 pm)

The "unread" feature of the board is not working well at all. I always thought ezboard's way of doing it sucked, but at least it wasn't messed up as this one.

Ryoko's Biatch · (Fri Jan 26, 2007 8:16 pm)

Just make sure your balls don't touch, then it's not gay.

Theldorrin · (Fri Jan 26, 2007 8:16 pm)

What unread feature?

MADali · (Fri Jan 26, 2007 8:17 pm)

I'm playing GBA Mega Man & Zero 3, and, man, does it suck. I havent played Mega Man in many years, and I assumed that a GBA version was just megamen or whatever running around killing Gutsman and Cutman, and getting their powers at the end of the game.

Instead its a gay game with really, gay characters and story.

The guy is called Rockman and the girl is Roll, and the bad guys are named after their powers. You don't need to make a story out of it!

People in this generation are so gay about games.

MADali · (Fri Jan 26, 2007 8:18 pm)

I blame kids like Jason for gay stories in games, because they are the target audience.

MADali · (Fri Jan 26, 2007 8:19 pm)

Theldorrin, I mean, when you come to the board, and the threads have an "unread" icon near them, and you open them, and the posts you havent read have an unread icon, until you press the "Mark Forums Read".

Theldorrin · (Fri Jan 26, 2007 8:19 pm)

What doesn't work very well about it?

MADali · (Fri Jan 26, 2007 8:20 pm)

I'm playing "Age of Empires: Age of Kings" in DS, and its great!

Although, I dont understand why no conquests games ever feature Persia. Its not like Persia was some shitty little country. It was a fucking big empire!

The west hates Iran so much.

Theldorrin · (Fri Jan 26, 2007 8:21 pm)

It doesn't have Persia? That's stupid!

Does it have the Babylonians instead? Or what?

Ryoko's Biatch · (Fri Jan 26, 2007 8:23 pm)

At least you'll always have Prince of Persia.

MADali · (Fri Jan 26, 2007 8:26 pm)

I actually havent played the full game, but I mainly meant the campaigns.

Although, it does have Saladin (the arab guy)

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It just randomly shows threads as read, even if I havent read them.

Theldorrin · (Fri Jan 26, 2007 8:27 pm)

Why would it have an Arab guy? They never had a civilization.

MADali · (Fri Jan 26, 2007 8:27 pm)

When Prince of Persia was made, the Jewish Political Groups in USA probably didn't think of video games as a political tool. When it became popular, they decided to prevent similiar notions.

Of course, I'm just guessing.

MADali · (Fri Jan 26, 2007 8:28 pm)

The Arab culture went from riding camels to riding BMW, with almost no middle ground.

Fucking arabs.

MADali · (Fri Jan 26, 2007 8:29 pm)

I'm very excited that Heroes has started again!

MADali · (Fri Jan 26, 2007 8:29 pm)

I think IE works better with this board that Firefox

Theldorrin · (Fri Jan 26, 2007 8:30 pm)

Yeah right!

IE is gay faggot shit.

MADali · (Fri Jan 26, 2007 8:30 pm)

Big Fagot was right about Reno 911. I was all "haha" through the first season, but then suddenly I started browsing while watching it, because I realized the show had three jokes, and they just kept repeating it.