Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[Let My Love Open The Door]

I still think they're pretty funny

[Let My Love Open The Door]

TRIP
See, Gonzalo, Grace will tell you she's 'angry', but the truth is, there's no reason for it! -- (interrupted)

GONZALO
trip is great

GRACE
No, please don't take sides, it's going to do more harm than good!

GONZALO
grace is great

TRIP
Look, just quit taking sides, it's going to do more harm than good!

(GONZALO sips his Trip's drink.)

(GONZALO sips his Trip's drink.)

GONZALO
you're both great

TRIP
Jesus, Gonzalo, we've heard enough praise!

(GONZALO sips his Trip's drink.)

(GONZALO sips his Trip's drink.)

GONZALO
you both suck

TRIP
Okay, Gonzalo, you know what? I think you should leave.

(GONZALO puts down a Trip's drink.)

GONZALO
you bitch!

(Trip opens the front door.)

TRIP
We'll be fine -- you should just go.

(Trip closes the front door.)

GONZALO
i'll kill you!

[Let My Love Open The Door]

FACADE STAGEPLAY
Fri Jul 29 22 43 06 2005

TRIP
Where are the new wine glasses?

GRACE
What for?

TRIP
That should be obvious!

(Chris knocks on the front door.)

(Chris knocks on the front door.)

GRACE
Oh God, Trip, don't -- (interrupted)

(Chris knocks on the front door.)

TRIP
Oh, he's here!

(Chris knocks on the front door.)

(Chris knocks on the front door.)

(Chris knocks on the front door.)

GRACE
What?! You said he's coming an hour from now!

(Chris knocks on the front door.)

(Chris knocks on the front door.)

(Chris knocks on the front door.)

(Chris knocks on the front door.)

(Chris knocks on the front door.)

(Chris knocks on the front door.)

(Chris knocks on the front door.)

TRIP
No, he's right on time!

(Chris knocks on the front door.)

(Chris knocks on the front door.)

(Chris knocks on the front door.)

(Chris knocks on the front door.)

(Chris knocks on the front door.)

GRACE
Trip...!

(Chris knocks on the front door.)

(Chris knocks on the front door.)

(Chris knocks on the front door.)

(Chris knocks on the front door.)

(Chris knocks on the front door.)

(Trip opens the front door.)

TRIP
Chris!!

CHRIS
open up you bitch

TRIP
Hi! It's so great to see you! -- (interrupted)

(CHRIS hugs trip.)

TRIP
Uh... well -- (interrupted)

GRACE
No, no, here we are!

GRACE
Chris,

(CHRIS picks up a trinket 5.)

GRACE
Hi! How are you? Oh god it's been such a long time!

TRIP
Yeah, it's been too long.

(CHRIS puts down a trinket 5.)

GRACE
By the way, you look wonderful!

(CHRIS picks up a trinket 2.)

GRACE
Well, make yourself at home, come on in!

(CHRIS puts down a trinket 2.)

TRIP
Whoops, I need to go close the door.

GRACE
Well, so, make yourself at home... -- (interrupted)

CHRIS
my baaaallls

GRACE
Uh...

(Trip closes the front door.)

GRACE
Yeah, ha, maybe you can give me your honest opinion about where I went wrong with my new decorating, uhh...

GRACE
(little sigh)

TRIP
Oh, Grace, no, no, h -- how can you say that?

GRACE
Uhh, you know, I've been collecting these glass sculptures for quite a while now.

TRIP
Oh yeah, yeah, everybody always says how much they love Grace's sculptures!

GRACE
but now when I look at them, they give me a... like... a... headache.

TRIP
Oh no, no... Chris, they're nice...

TRIP
There, see, Grace, n -- no one has a problem with your decorating, everything's fine!

GRACE
Well, I plan to return most of it anyhow. This room needs to be redone. -- (interrupted)

CHRIS
my balls

TRIP
uh, um...

GRACE
uh...!

TRIP
god, I don't, um...

GRACE
wha...!

CHRIS
myyyy balls!

(CHRIS hugs trip.)

TRIP
uh...

GRACE
uh...

CHRIS
MY BALLS!

(CHRIS kisses grace.)

TRIP
Okay, Chris, I think this evening is over, you've got to leave.

CHRIS
FUCK YOU

CHRIS
I'M GONNA KILL YOU

(Trip opens the front door.)

TRIP
We'll be fine -- you should just go.

(Trip closes the front door.)

[Let My Love Open The Door]

I guess I didn't need to post that WHOLE one

[Theldorrin]

It took me a moment to remember that this was a game

[Theldorrin]

I was always trying to seduce them, and I don't remember if it ever worked.

[Let My Love Open The Door]

FACADE STAGEPLAY
Fri Jul 29 23 39 25 2005

GRACE
Trip, when are you going to get rid of this?

TRIP
What, Grace... this?

(Al knocks on the front door.)

(Al knocks on the front door.)

TRIP
Uhp, he's here!

GRACE
What?! You said he's coming an hour from now!

TRIP
No, he's supposed to be here now!

GRACE
Trip...!

(Trip opens the front door.)

TRIP
Al!!

TRIP
Ah I'm so happy you could make it! -- (interrupted)

AL
The Holocaust is a hoax.

TRIP
Uh...

TRIP
Well come on in...

TRIP
Uh, let me go get Grace...

(AL comforts trip.)

TRIP
(unintelligable arguing)

AL
grace is a bitch

TRIP
(unintelligable arguing)

(AL sits on the couch.)

(AL points to the big abstract painting.)

TRIP
(unintelligable arguing)

(AL gets up from the couch.)

(AL knocks on the front door.)

(AL closes the front door.)

GRACE
Al,

GRACE
Hi! How are you? Oh god it's been such a long time! -- (interrupted)

AL
come out and fight me

(AL hugs grace.)

(AL hugs grace.)

GRACE
Uh... well... (clears throat)

(AL hugs grace.)

(AL hugs grace.)

(AL hugs grace.)

(AL hugs grace.)

(AL hugs grace.)

(AL hugs grace.)

(AL hugs grace.)

(AL hugs grace.)

(AL hugs grace.)

(AL hugs grace.)

GRACE
H-mmm (happy smile sound)

GRACE
And I have to say, you look great.

GRACE
Make yourself at home, come on in!

AL
You look great too, Grace.

GRACE
(clears throat) Well, Al, ha ha, that's kind of a bold way to say hello... uh...

AL
Nice picture

GRACE
Yes, you can help me understand where I went wrong with my new decorating, ha ha.

TRIP
Grace, oh, no, we don't need to do that.

(AL hugs grace.)

GRACE
Uhh, this new -- (interrupted)

GRACE
Oh, uh, you're hugging me...

TRIP
Oh, well that was nice, I'm sure Grace appreciates that. -- (interrupted)

AL
you know it

TRIP
Well, it's funny how after a full day's work designing magazine ads, Grace finds the time to decorate... and re-decorate...

GRACE
Ha ha, uhh, I guess it's just the artist in me dying to get out. -- (interrupted)

(AL comforts trip.)

TRIP
Oh! you're hugging me, ha ha heh heh...

GRACE
Al, careful, too much affection can go to Trip's head...

AL
TOUCH ME

GRACE
(frustrated sigh) So yeah, I just bought this painting...

GRACE
but, god, you know, it looks like -- (interrupted)

(AL hugs grace.)

GRACE
Oh, that's --oh

TRIP
Oh, that's nice Grace, I think a hug was just -- (interrupted)

GRACE
Right... So anyway... -- (interrupted)

AL
Let me see the painting

GRACE
Oh, yeah, that new painting, I just put it up this week... It's...

AL
Paint my ass

(AL hugs grace.)

TRIP
Ha ha! Oh I think we're going to need some drinks first if we're going to talk about sex. -- (interrupted)

(AL hugs grace.)

(AL hugs grace.)

GRACE
(little sigh) (clears throat)

(AL hugs grace.)

GRACE
(little sigh) (clears throat)

(AL hugs grace.)

(AL hugs grace.)

GRACE
(little sigh) (clears throat)

GRACE
(little sigh) (clears throat)

GRACE
Right... So anyway...

AL
What does the magic 8 ball say

TRIP
Oh that -- that's just a little joke advice giver toy thing that I like to consult now and then...

AL
WHAT DOES IT SAY

GRACE
You know Trip, I don't think your little advice ball looks so good on the bar. -- (interrupted)

(AL hugs grace.)

GRACE
(little sigh) (clears throat)

GRACE
(little sigh) So this couch seemed like the right choice at the time...

GRACE
but now I can see how I -- (interrupted)

AL
IT WAS

TRIP
Well, it's impressive... even after a full day's work designing magazine ads, Grace somehow finds time to decorate... -- (interrupted)

AL
IT IS A GREAT COUCH

TRIP
See, I told you he would like it! There's nothing wrong with it.

GRACE
(little sigh)

AL
THANKS FOR THE COUCH

GRACE
Really?

TRIP
See, Grace, no one has a problem with your decorating.

AL
I'M TAKING THE COUCH

GRACE
Look I already know how you feel about my decorating, let's just... move on from that topic of conversation. -- (interrupted)

AL
GIVE ME THE COUCH

AL
YOU'VE GOT A GREAT COUCH

PHONE
** RING **

TRIP
Jesus...! Look I'm going to leave you two alone to keep praising each other. Excuse me.

AL
I'LL GET IT

PHONE
** RING **

GRACE
What? Where are you going? -- (interrupted)

(AL picks up the phone.)

GRACE
Al, no! Please don't do that.

PHONE
** RING **

GRACE
Uhh, it's my dad, I can hear his voice.

PHONE
** RING **

AL
HELLO? TRIP HERE

TRIP
Oh!

(AL puts down the phone.)

GRACE
Okay, he's being annoying, as usual... just -- just hang it up.

(AL hugs grace.)

AL
come here grace

AL
grace come here

AL
come on me grace

(AL kisses grace.)

AL
do you find me attractive?

(AL kisses grace.)

(AL hugs grace.)

(AL kisses grace.)

(AL kisses grace.)

AL
Suck my cock, Grace...

AL
Grace, I came in your mouth

AL
Grace, I came in your mouth!

(AL kisses grace.)

(AL kisses trip.)

(AL hugs trip.)

AL
so long faggots

(AL knocks on the front door.)

(AL opens the front door.)

(AL points to the elevator button.)

(AL points to the elevator button.)

[Let My Love Open The Door]

FACADE STAGEPLAY
Mon Feb 27 19 35 46 2006

TRIP
Where are the new wine glasses?

GRACE
What for?

(Ed knocks on the front door.)

(Ed knocks on the front door.)

(Ed knocks on the front door.)

(Ed knocks on the front door.)

TRIP
That should be obvious! -- (interrupted)

(Ed knocks on the front door.)

(Ed knocks on the front door.)

(Ed knocks on the front door.)

(Ed knocks on the front door.)

TRIP
Uhp, he's here!

(Ed knocks on the front door.)

(Ed knocks on the front door.)

(Ed knocks on the front door.)

(Ed knocks on the front door.)

(Ed knocks on the front door.)

(Ed knocks on the front door.)

GRACE
What?! You told me it'd be an hour from now!

(Ed knocks on the front door.)

(Ed knocks on the front door.)

(Ed knocks on the front door.)

(Ed knocks on the front door.)

TRIP
No, he's supposed to be here now!

ED
open up fag

(ED knocks on the front door.)

(ED knocks on the front door.)

GRACE
God... Trip!

(ED knocks on the front door.)

(ED knocks on the front door.)

(ED knocks on the front door.)

(ED knocks on the front door.)

(ED knocks on the front door.)

(ED knocks on the front door.)

(ED knocks on the front door.)

(Trip opens the front door.)

TRIP
Ed!!

TRIP
Hi! It's so great to see you! -- (interrupted)

ED
eat the shit out of my ass

GRACE
No, no, here we are!

GRACE
Ed,

(ED picks up the red wine bottle.)

GRACE
Hi! How are you? I'm so happy to see you after so long!

ED
sucxk

TRIP
Yeah, it has been a long time.

GRACE
Uh...

GRACE
Well, come in, make yourself at home...

ED
nice tits

TRIP
Okay, Ed, I think this evening is over, you've got to leave.

TRIP
There's only so much you can expect to put up with, you know?

ED
what the fuck

(Trip opens the front door.)

TRIP
We'll be fine -- you just have to go.

(Trip closes the front door.)

ED
suck my dick