Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

Rice · (Sun Apr 22, 2007 9:03 pm)

If you could pick exactly how you looked (facial features, physique, clothing, etc), what would you choose and why?

I'd probably want to look like Guan Yu, WITH A BEAUTIFUL FLOWING BEARD and massively long eyebrows.

Vinny · (Sun Apr 22, 2007 9:06 pm)

I have numerous choices, and it's mostly depending on my mood, but some sort of swarthy looking asshole with ridiculous facial hair is a top priority.

For awhile I've had this dilemma between wanting to be extremely ripped and tone or just having huge arms and a fat gut, but also being taller than I am (like 6'9" to 7 ft).

Also, I'd wear really faggy clothes, but everybody already knows that.

Rice · (Sun Apr 22, 2007 9:08 pm)

Alternatively I'd want to look like the gay boxer from GANTZ (intense version of The Rock with a scar over eye)

Vinny · (Sun Apr 22, 2007 9:10 pm)

The ultimate goal in life is to dress incredibly flamboyantly but be so awesome and badass that you can get away with it.

Like, if I was walking into a bar with a heart-shaped cod piece in some sort of neon suit covered in stars and the male symbol, I'd get obliterated, but if I did the same act with some sort of harem of women, people would be confused but forced to recognize my power.

Rice · (Sun Apr 22, 2007 9:16 pm)

That's basically what black people have achieved, exept they opt on looking really ridiculous rather than gay.

Ryoko's Biatch · (Sun Apr 22, 2007 9:19 pm)

I wish I had more muscular arms.

Vinny · (Sun Apr 22, 2007 9:22 pm)

Pft, is that it?

Rice · (Sun Apr 22, 2007 9:24 pm)

He must be confusing this with the "What is your ideal embrace" thread

Derek Payne · (Sun Apr 22, 2007 9:25 pm)

Looking like Guts before he lost his eye and hand seems like a pretty awesome choice.

Ryoko's Biatch · (Sun Apr 22, 2007 9:25 pm)

I also wish I was taller and could remove some of my body hair.

Vinny · (Sun Apr 22, 2007 9:26 pm)

I wish I had Andre the Giant's voice. Also, his height.

Vinny · (Sun Apr 22, 2007 9:26 pm)

But without all the extremely debilitating health problems.

Username · (Sun Apr 22, 2007 9:26 pm)

This isn't a wishing thread, faggot!

Theldorrin · (Sun Apr 22, 2007 9:26 pm)

I would look like a movie star with perfect skin and no hair. Or maybe permanent hair. Are we allowed things that don't exist yet in reality?

Also I'd be a foot shorter.

Theldorrin · (Sun Apr 22, 2007 9:27 pm)

Actually, that's very conservative. I wish I was just 2 feet tall.

Ryoko's Biatch · (Sun Apr 22, 2007 9:28 pm)

In an ideal world, I wouldn't have ball or taint hair.

p.s. This is the fastest I've ever reached 2000 posts, I think!

Rice · (Sun Apr 22, 2007 9:28 pm)

Theldorrin is ridiculous and retarded.

Username · (Sun Apr 22, 2007 9:29 pm)

I would want to look like Hercule.

Theldorrin · (Sun Apr 22, 2007 9:30 pm)

To be honest, this thread is ridiculous without constraints. I mean, I'd wish for another set of arms, too. And probably a prehensile tail.

Ryoko's Biatch · (Sun Apr 22, 2007 9:31 pm)

No wheels?