Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

Rice · (Thu Dec 15, 2016 5:58 am)

Dragonball is full meta now. This is like the third official "Yamcha dies" thing I've seen in the past week.

https://imgur.com/gallery/b3WlL

I also live near a Dragonball restaurant and it's the best.

Ryoko's Biatch · (Thu Dec 15, 2016 1:33 pm)

I didn't know there was a translated version of this.

I wish it didn't skip so much time, although I guess we'd just be seeing Yamcha training constantly.

Rice · (Thu Dec 15, 2016 2:21 pm)

I guess it skips the rest of Dragonball, which means dude didn't give a fuck about everyone killed by Piccolo.

He also apparently didn't warn the rest of the Z squad that the Saiyans would be fucktrains.

Goku also didn't need to die in the first place!

Basically he just uses his knowledge of the future to not look like an idiot for 10 seconds.

I like how the whole thing gets kicked off by trying to look up a girl's skirt. Never change, Japan.

Big Fagot · (Fri Dec 16, 2016 12:14 am)

That was a D+ origin story but a neat concept. I can't imagine what else there is to tell about this story though?

Vinny · (Fri Dec 16, 2016 6:17 pm)

I guess I've forgotten my Dragonball lore but if super Yamcha just straight up murders Nappa and Vegeta wouldn't that prevent any need to go to Namek and everyone could just live happily ever after?

I mean, right after he murders Vegeta he just needs to kill Dr. Gero or whatever and Earth is set until Buu gets released (and I forgot how that happened).
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Richard Cristopolis · (Fri Dec 16, 2016 7:43 pm)

Maybe he can alter the timeline to Dragonball Super not being a stupid fucking piece of retarded shit

Seru · (Fri Dec 16, 2016 11:29 pm)

Frieza/Freeza/Freezer would get the Namekian Dragon Balls and fuck over the universe. You can't skip that.

Ryoko's Biatch · (Fri Dec 16, 2016 11:34 pm)

Didn't Freeza only find out about the dragon balls when Vegeta returned from Earth?

Seru · (Sat Dec 17, 2016 12:28 am)

Vegeta told Nappa to spare Piccolo during the fight because they were under the impression that only a Namekian knew where to find the Dragon Balls on Earth. So their existence must be public knowledge and they thought they got a lucky break when they found out about a secret set of hot magic balls on some back water shit planet.

Fagzilla · (Sat Dec 17, 2016 5:13 am)

I don't like all the faggy little footnotes explaining things for the dubbies.