kakarot52 Joined: 30 Mar 2012 Posts: 941 (Mon Sep 15, 2014 8:43 pm) Reply
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Jaws 5: Reincarnation (in to your dick) |
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This is positively the worst movie I've ever seen.
Ok, so it's about some asshole shark named "Jaws" and it keeps flashing back to africa where some weird african asshole controls sharks with wooden dolls and shit. Anyway, he hates white people and uses magic shark dolls to attack white people.
I guess you could argue the movie technically takes place in Africa but it was still kinda dumb considering what the "twist" was.
Anyway, causing sharks to have sex is apparantly the cause of reincarnation and then sharks tear up shit.
2.3/10 _________________ To continue is power -Shitbeast |
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