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kakarot52 Joined: 30 Mar 2012 Posts: 941 (Fri May 17, 2013 1:57 pm) Reply
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Let us point things about each other that are unique
ALDP is unique in that he is as intelligent as a buearaucrat but nowhere near as informative.
Gimp Mask has guts and drugs.
MADali is a sheltered scumbag Iranian pedophile that loves western women.
Actually; these ppl are pretty much all stereotypes. Who would you say is the most distinctive character at FTU?! _________________ To continue is power -Shitbeast |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Fri May 17, 2013 5:43 pm) Reply

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I'm not tooting my own horn here, and I understand if you would disagree as nobody here knows me, but it is myself. However, my characteristics would fit amazingly in a a bizarre tragicomedy, but they do not translate to human observations and interactions and the like.
Now, if you want to go "that can live life without hugely fucking up" and in all actuality, on FTU? Seru. I don't know him in real life, but on the board. Then I'd have to go myself, then Outland
In real life I defy even Outland to touch me.
Then again I'm wrong about everything just like I was wrong when I thought I wouldn't be able to get on Montel Williams. You see, he has a program where if you send him a sad story you can be one of 17 people to get massive healthcare and fuckloads of expensive drugs. I have my whole deal, and my trump card, my mother. A family of people with awful degenerative neurological disorders and such
Okay, this thread is now about if I should aim for Montrose. I wouldn't even have to lie! Embellish a bit for sympathy from Joe Blow the Lover Man, and Fagtown will make it to a shitty basic cable television program and probably not get mentioned out of fear from montel not airing it and stripping me of the benefits |
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kakarot52 Joined: 30 Mar 2012 Posts: 941 (Fri May 17, 2013 6:10 pm) Reply
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Yeah but like descriptions. Like you are a druggie named Pat who threw himself in front of a car and shat in a police car. I guess that's unique _________________ To continue is power -Shitbeast |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Fri May 17, 2013 8:39 pm) Reply

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Then you're just bringing it down to a base description of misinformation, poor information, and , well, that was your description of me just noe.
I spent seven years doing time with a man named Christopher Keller for being caught with an RV that was installed with a Meth lab. I like to shoplift condoms, fill them with pills, and travel onto foreign waters swallow the condom so I can tell people I'm a drug mule. I had sex with Vanchau in exchange for the rights to EZboard. However, I shit when he was getting me from behind and after it hit his 13,000$ a square inch Bengal Tiger carpeting, he forced me to eat it at gunpoint, and shot me in the midsection, paralyzing me. I sleep in an old bus with Chris Burke in the outskirts of Austin. My exgirlfriends last boyfriend turned her into a lesbian though I'm sure I had a hand in it.
Only one part of that is true, but I said the other stuff happened so I win.
I do not know when Montel does this thing. I'd get massive amounts of incredibly expensive free healthcare from top notch doctors. The thing is, I'm almost thirty. A kid with a strange malformity in his kidneys from Wisconsin with a sadder story like he lost his penis because his insane neighbors put pliers on it and partially tore it off would end up getting one of the 17 slots |
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ALDP Joined: 25 Jul 2009 Posts: 4412 (Sat May 18, 2013 6:14 pm) Reply

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So who wins the FTU pool for the first/only response to this thread being Gimp Mask saying he is the most unique person at FTU? Oh, everybody? I guess everybody picked "Gimp Mask saying he is the most unique person at FTU" so everybody wins the pool. |
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kakarot52 Joined: 30 Mar 2012 Posts: 941 (Sat May 18, 2013 6:25 pm) Reply
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Yes, I also nominate Gimp Mask
ALDP is a sterotypical upper class New England "liberal". Rigid, intelligent, brainwashed etc. _________________ To continue is power -Shitbeast |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Sat May 18, 2013 7:14 pm) Reply

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I nominated Seru ._.
It is an impossibilitity to put forth any sort of rational. "Most unique" listing of the actual people from FTU. For example, I have severe limitations to lead a truly unique life due to environmental, physical, and mentally interesting problems. Yet those problems in themselves are unique in how they have impacted my life, and the series of events that led me to this moment in time are not just general craziness, but interesting anomalies, unique aberrations of the human norm, and simply an overload of events that were brought about by a number of mitigating factors , but its an impossible question outside of FTU, in life. I'd say meems if she counted as a poster, and I give people benefit of the doubt in terms of their honesty so its probably outland
I shouldn't have bothered partaking in this thread as the concept looks like admission of hubris and or at least partial pure, uncut, ignorant excursions into the unseemly and dubiously portrayed persona of a Fagtowner and deciding if their characteristics fit for the FTU title or real life FTUers title |
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kakarot52 Joined: 30 Mar 2012 Posts: 941 (Sat May 18, 2013 7:54 pm) Reply
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Ok this was just a poorly disguised attempt to redo my dossiers which were like lost and shit I wont get in to. _________________ To continue is power -Shitbeast |
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