Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[GimpMask]

2 people are confirmed out of the grave and into the eternal white party

All the other faggots are fine, though this may cause a dramatic increase in grief-shopping for breakfast nooks and a large increase in handwritten letters to Macy's that their supposed 1100-count Doctor /lawyer/gay couple priced topsheet is clearly less than 1020, and somewhere MADali is having a Sex on the Beach with a opium-induced smug grin on his face touching himself

[GimpMask]

Yes, I like this post *grips it fiercely and lacerates johnbuis' left triceps*

I am pissed because of extraneous circumstances thpse circumstances producing lazy bouncy hyper-impulsivd my head is the pinball in an easy pinball machine thoughts, but I'm dying because they are calling it "the scene of the carnage" after a sports reporter "went to go get water" and talking about when they were finished with some shit "yellow tape to tape off the scene" and they were talking about people crazed so I went "runnin' can't shovin' and pushin' and cussing, i squeezed the trigger and I kept bussin'"


I'm a bad person having a bad day I don't like myself a lot

"Dis life" is over with ... Stephen Jackson was cut >\

[Ryoko's Biatch]

Man, I don't even know what you're writing about most of the time.

[GimpMask]

Some people got blowed up and sucked away some of my daily supply of chakra and the ability to focus it right after some lowly geriatric ninjas applied annoyance which caused me to lower my threshold for fuckfaces all the while waiting and wondering if my senzu beans that will create a definite change in me for the better will be covered, if indeed a doctor shows up to write the stuff today

God DAMN I could use a can of tasty canned corned beef from one of the local vendors with only the elite, high-society types on their list of accepted monetary transactions

[Mike Dunn]

My office is only a couple blocks from the finish line. That shit was very scary!

[Clotho]

Why isn't Chris weighing in on this with some horrible jokes about now?

[GimpMask]

You probably don't think he's a very nice guy.

[johnbuisthegreat]

Did they evacuate your work or was it just a boom and most people ignored it?

[GimpMask]

John, do you feel emasculated due to Mike having experienced a greater amount of combat action than yourself, and has a more difficult job than you did, working in a cubicle in Boston as opposed to soldiering as a rough leatherneck like McFly from the Doom books, except you're in Iraq not the books idiotic casting off of fighting demons in hell, as some of the enemies were cyborgs, and you can see why as Albert is a major protagonist in the second book, and it was set in Utah cause all these Mormons were ready for hell on earth, anyway ...

You were an denizen of the Iraqi's only airport as a Marine and fighting orcs is on your resume of combat experience
I bet Mike did a duck and cover into a foxholes and raped a Korean secreterial supervisor of ripe age and flesh, the fear in her eyes as he held a staple gun to her kidney and clamped a hand over her mouth causing him to cum as his sensorium was overwhelmed with the smell of blood, tang of tears of one that eats too much kim-chi, girders collapsing his dickhead pulsing she defecates from the fear so he pulls out his box cutter and figured he'll just cut and hack pieces of her pussy off, as he whispers"when this is all over with, I'm gonna *rip of flesh muffled shriek, metallic scent* put some of your lovely pulsing fucking Ccunt and put it with some cabbage and menstrual fluid, and *rending of flesh*make my own kim-chi and share it with your grandfather *primordial ejaculate mixes with the smell if fear and tension of living a paganistic life style*


Yes

[johnbuisthegreat]

I droned off on your post but I do not feel any masculations ever.

[GimpMask]

I noticed myself sidling next to another point of no interest bereft of need of an extensive tangent, so:

Mike is manlier and was actually in the shit, Pyle. You're a pussy babykiller that laid yourself out legs akimbo subservient to to the whims of the military establishment. You cause me terrific illness.

[johnbuisthegreat]

I never killed any babies though

[GimpMask]

Charlie's in the occasionally seen ramshackle desert abode!

[Ryoko's Biatch]

"This jersey, that we wear today, it doesn't say 'Red Sox.' It says 'Boston,' " Ortiz said, standing on the infield as the crowd cheered officers who were on the field.

"We want to thank you Mayor Menino, Governor Patrick, the whole police department, for the great job that they did this past week. This is our f***ing city. And nobody's going to dictate our freedom. Stay strong," he said.

[GimpMask]

Bobby Valentine should have been there to show unity, though he would let out a monstrous laugh, spread his wings, and rise above the crowd, summoning creatures of pagan nightmares and using his gaze to rob the little left of their minds and a bloody riot where the ballpark is sealed off and a torrent of Hellfire missels crash down from a trio of those A-15 tank destroyers, warhogs

Bobby Valentine goes back to a Japanese anime

[Mike Dunn]

I guess I'll talk about this now.

I didn't hear the explosion but I was close enough to see the aftermath. My office is about a 5 minute walk from where the first bomb went off. Here is a handy map for reference:



A is for A wacky french guy called Hangly Man
B is for Bomb

I was doing my thing, getting work done, and I look across the room and see that the people on the other side of the office building are looking out the window at the fountain area by Belvidere St. I come over to see what the commotion is and see hundreds of people running away from Boylston Street. Some of them are just walking, but a lot are running. I ask what's going on and someone tells me a bomb went off. I start looking around at computer screens around me and see pictures of blood splattered all over the sidewalk in front of Marathon Sports. Those pictures start circulating and my whole floor is freaking out. It's at that time that the CEO sends out this email:

"Right now I would recommend staying inside. Looks like something happened (small explosion) at marathon finish line. News reports that some people with cuts were taken to MGH. Back bay subway is pretty closed right now and the roads are jammed so I would recommend staying put. My wife and kids were 2 doors down from finish line and it sounds like everything is fine just chaotic. It will calm down in the next hour or so."

So even while pictures are circulating of people with their legs blown off and blood all over the street, the CEO is downplaying this whole thing, as he downplays everything that might cause work to get out early because nothing is gonna stop the e-commerce train. I'm sitting here thinking I'm gonna get 9/11ed because my life isn't as important as some prick in New Jersey getting his broken desk drawer replaced, my coworker is talking about how pissed he will be if he dies in this building, and I have to take calls from customers and pretend everything is normal. All the while police/fire/ambulance sirens are blaring non-stop and I'm shaking, completely unable to focus.

Within the next hour the story gets picked up by the national news. It is confirmed that it was a bombing, not a gas main exploding as some originally thought. We're still being told to stay in the building, for safety, and that we should continue doing our job. Approximately an hour after the attack they finally suspend operations in the building and say we are free to go, but told to be cautious. I called around to see if I could find a ride but ultimately decided to try my luck with public transit. I ended up having to walk halfway home before I could catch a bus that wasn't closed due to crowding and/or being rerouted to escort police officers.

I had to go back to work the next day even as it looked like this outside my office:

http://imgur.com/ehh9t1a

On Friday I had to stay home due to the manhunt. That shit was crazy but not close enough to me for me to feel a deep, crushing fear of death like I did last Monday. I was at an Irish pub when they caught suspect number 2 and as soon as they announced his capture someone put the Hulk Hogan "Real American" song on the jukebox, which was the best possible outcome of the manhunt.

Krystle Campbell's wake was a few doors down from my house. I didn't realize it was going to be there until I looked out the window and saw at least 50 guys on motorcycles riding past the front of my house. Turns out they were Hells Angels sent to deter the Westboro Baptist Church. I guess it worked because I didn't see those assholes there at all.

Today someone sent this link in a non-work email and invited discussion around my office as to how true it may be: http://imgur.com/a/Nx8EU . Looking through the thread, and seeing some folks actually entertaining the notion that this could be a conspiracy, filled me with rage and contempt. This is the first time that a national tragedy has affected me in this way. I have a very visceral reaction everytime I see someone act like a detached, cynical, hurr hurr asshole about the bombing. Whether it's the people claiming it's some type of absurd conspiracy or the people making Facebook statuses about how OH EVERYONE CARES ABOUT THE BOMBING BUT WHAT ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO DIE IN PAKISTAN HUH? WHERE'S THEIR CANDLELIGHT VIGIL, I just can't fucking bear it. I don't want to call it PTSD, but after the nonwork thread I couldn't focus for like an hour straight. It's painful for me to see this shit trivialized. If Madali comes in here trying to rustle my jimmies and push my buttons I probably will get all Josh Bender about it.

So yeah, anyone who was waiting with bated breath for me to write a long, gay post about this bombing, here you go!

[GimpMask]

Some African people were roughed up after the explosion and a man was locked in his room for not being the right white "he's okay, he from a country where they don't blow stuff up"

Where's the candlelight vigil for people that could not even deal drugs or be a hit man, people that don't have enough money to live a decent life in a homeless shelter and would've loved to take the spot of the rich and upper-middle class who were in that wealthy region strolling from their 3500$ a night single bed hotel too see Frankenstein shake hands with Mr.President?

Oh God, an 8-year old died, well he did not have to suffer through the relentless murderous human condition. Hey, I can't get the right drugs, nor can I control with them. Why the heck are you upset about people acting just like I intentionally am.? Its a living space. I'd stoically shed a single tear for Chuunin and AWHAKAHD alucard) if Florida was blowed up blue-eyed austere Germans.

Really, all I can say is a concrete jungle took away close to 2 days of NY fuckkling sports times, somebody should have streaked with a fuck Boston shirt to rile up the people. I understand Boston folk like bullying others. So maybe you'd get wood if you had a couple wild Turkey doubles and picked a fight with someone who is crying about it.
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[GimpMask]

This would've been the best thing ever if Special Forces cordoned off the area because a gas leak caused an explosion an its poison gas and suddenly its flammable and you find out demons have entered this realm and you glance at the gameboy 3DS that theldorrin sent you last year and it turns out you save the world with this thing you found that and FTU would be the server and you would have to defeat the will of FTU

[MADali]

Your CEO did the right thing. That's why he is the CEO and not you. DId you expect him to go, "OH MY GOD, THERE WAS AN EXPLOSION!!!!"

He downplays it, so you people don't panic, and its probably safer to be calm and stay in the building, then rush out and go crazy.