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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Sat Apr 06, 2013 5:40 pm) Reply
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Roger Ebert in Hell |
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My follow up reminder of how I am about as spectacular as a chintzy looking gold plated ROLLEX watch |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Sat Apr 06, 2013 5:45 pm) Reply
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Roger Ebert having sex with a dead black girl |
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*unbeknownst to him his incredibly girthy torso and rolling man tits smothered her to death in an illusion of the family room of a upper-middle class home &
*lots of grunting and groaning with disgusting sloppy smacks of his multitude of damp layers of blubber smacking each other* |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Sat Apr 06, 2013 5:54 pm) Reply
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Front door is kicked in by police officers, weapons drawn |
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*Roger Ebert looks up with wild eyes, looks down and catches a glimpse of the black chicks death stare, lurchs off of body and tumbles slowly up against a wall, flops straight through ornate wet bar made entirely of sparkling crystal*
I can't believe I'm fucking the corpse of my black friend! |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Sat Apr 06, 2013 5:57 pm) Reply
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Satan and Chris Benoit cackle for five uninterrupted minutes |
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~fin |
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Fagzilla Got lost in another dimension for a couple months. But seriously, we will actually update the site within the next couple of days. http://www.bandzwiki.com/ Joined: 25 Aug 2008 Posts: 10111 (Sun Apr 07, 2013 5:32 am) Reply
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Re: Roger Ebert in Hell |
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That was pretty good.
Actually, it was really good. |
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