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Super Bowl freestyle
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ALDP
Joined: 25 Jul 2009
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(Sun Feb 03, 2013 7:40 pm)
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Post     Super Bowl freestyle

Football is my favorite sport
When the game is over it seems too short

I cheer my team to victory
My team's a source of pride for me

I love to cheer when they get the ball
I love to boo the ref's bad call

Whichever team's guys are the best with the pigskin
Are sure in the end to get the big win

The coaches look crazy and they scream their heads off
The winner gets a gatorade shower to help him cool off
kakarot52
Joined: 30 Mar 2012
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(Sun Feb 03, 2013 10:40 pm)
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Faggy faggy!
ALDP
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(Sun Feb 03, 2013 10:41 pm)
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Ryoko's Biatch
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
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(Sun Feb 03, 2013 11:28 pm)
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Outland just doesn't understand football.

What a retard.
MADali
Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head.
Joined: 21 Jan 2007
Posts: 6740
(Mon Feb 04, 2013 2:59 am)
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Post     Re: Super Bowl freestyle

or poetry
Fagzilla
Got lost in another dimension for a couple months. But seriously, we will actually update the site within the next couple of days. http://www.bandzwiki.com/
Joined: 25 Aug 2008
Posts: 10111
(Mon Feb 04, 2013 6:12 am)
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This is a very good rap about the Super Bowl!
GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
Posts: 15034
(Mon Feb 04, 2013 12:17 pm)
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Coloreds like pork
coloreds like pigskin
So it ain't no surprise
the winner of the super bowl had the same color scheme
as tecmo Bowls Washington Redskins

PORK PIE
kakarot52
Joined: 30 Mar 2012
Posts: 941
(Tue Feb 05, 2013 6:27 pm)
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Andre, maybe when I bash Heart of Darkness you can say "you just don't get it" but please do not say the same thing about boorish american sports
GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
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(Tue Feb 05, 2013 10:10 pm)
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Football is awesome

Its like war, highly complex and dangerous and brutal, causing men to do things they previously considered unthinkable

Do not let gay football fans distract you from the scene of the carnage
Big Fagot
Alpha ape
Joined: 09 Jan 2007
Posts: 10545
(Thu Feb 07, 2013 10:27 am)
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Post     Re: Super Bowl freestyle

This is a very good rap about the Super Bowl!
GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
Posts: 15034
(Thu Feb 07, 2013 7:01 pm)
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Ray Lewis is the Alpha Ape
When the nigga strips the ball
If I was 5-0 I'd lock the niggah up for rape
Clinton Portis in his crib rolling while rolling
on that ecstasy
roll some chronic
Dip in in some wet
when the police in the door
and eye the slaughter
Look up from your babygirl
Elocution be all
"I can't believe I'm having sex with my daughter!"
OJ Simpson was betrayed
By a close friend that gave him his name
Coach wanted to make him the first niggah kicker
But he found a blade
it became his friend, it helped that murder
that Benedict Arnold's name
Was "A Knife Called Pussylicker"
BLUE BLACK
Roy
Joined: 28 Jan 2007
Posts: 1605
(Fri Feb 08, 2013 2:09 am)
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Has there seriously never been a black kicker?
Ryoko's Biatch
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 9255
(Fri Feb 08, 2013 3:02 am)
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Chad Johnson has kicked an extra point and a kickoff, but that was in a preseason game, I think.
Roy
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(Fri Feb 08, 2013 9:58 am)
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I don't understand how that's possible. This must be some huge in-joke in the black community, and even if some black kid in high school has the potential to be a kicker and make a few million dollars in the NFL, he'll never pursue it because he wants to keep THE JOKE going.
GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
Posts: 15034
(Fri Feb 08, 2013 11:24 am)
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They lack the gay Portuguese sipping Gatorade during OT's while warming up their hammies and kicking barefoot for an hour mentality that is so pervasive amongst kickers (its their job, they don't need to be working on their new bull rush jutsu, but perception is reality among hulking leviathans) , besides, they got strong legs and some upperbody strength they'll get cast into a back up 3rd down back role or something and use those potent twitch muscles and reaction speed to use, instead of being a gay Goth that is disrespected incarnate
Bladtman
Joined: 14 Feb 2007
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(Fri Feb 08, 2013 3:26 pm)
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The Panthers had a black kicker who played this year but they dropped him for some other faggot.


The in-joke is that kickers are little pussy ass bitches who are segregated from the rest of the team and no one wants to be that guy
Fagzilla
Got lost in another dimension for a couple months. But seriously, we will actually update the site within the next couple of days. http://www.bandzwiki.com/
Joined: 25 Aug 2008
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(Fri Feb 08, 2013 4:32 pm)
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Does Yuujiro just lurk until the subject of black folk is brought up, or is it like sensing ki and it attracts him to the board?
Fagzilla
Got lost in another dimension for a couple months. But seriously, we will actually update the site within the next couple of days. http://www.bandzwiki.com/
Joined: 25 Aug 2008
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(Fri Feb 08, 2013 4:33 pm)
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Yeah, that's right, "Yuujiro", I said it. I like your old name better.
Bladtman
Joined: 14 Feb 2007
Posts: 614
(Fri Feb 08, 2013 5:46 pm)
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Sometimes when some crazy shit happens in the news I check for the Fagtown opinion just to see this dead shitty board not talking about it.

Then I see topics like this and boy I just can't help myself.
ALDP
Joined: 25 Jul 2009
Posts: 4412
(Fri Feb 08, 2013 7:38 pm)
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Post     Re: Super Bowl freestyle

What were you checking for this time? I don't mind starting another thread.
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