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Donkey Kong for real
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johnbuisthegreat
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(Fri Jan 04, 2013 4:59 am)
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so I found this
http://www.thepcmanwebsite.com/media/donkey_kong/
we should all play and post our scores

I got 100 pts and 25 meters
ALDP
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(Fri Jan 04, 2013 11:24 am)
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I was hoping this was gonna be a story about a gorilla killing a guy and kidnapping the guy'a girlfriend and probably, ultimately, killing her too.
Jason
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(Fri Jan 04, 2013 11:53 am)
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That is a harsh interpretation of Kong's motives vis-à-vis Pauline.
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Fagzilla
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(Fri Jan 04, 2013 12:12 pm)
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I am so tired of people referring to Pauline as "the princess."

Look at the side art, assholes! She's wearing lipstick, eyeshadow and a sweet 70s cocktail dress.

Or maybe the fact that the whole thing is going down at a modern construction site might tip you off?
Ryoko's Biatch
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(Fri Jan 04, 2013 1:45 pm)
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You think there aren't princesses now?

Princesses are real, Chris.
Seru
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(Fri Jan 04, 2013 8:12 pm)
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She's a Jewish princess.
Seru
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(Fri Jan 04, 2013 8:13 pm)
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Her parents are going to be so pissed that she's dating a dago.
Fagzilla
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(Fri Jan 04, 2013 9:48 pm)
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Pauline is a trashy floozy whose parents are long gone from her life.
johnbuisthegreat
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(Sat Jan 05, 2013 12:01 am)
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well of course they are otherwise she would never have ended up with an I-talian
johnbuisthegreat
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(Sat Jan 05, 2013 12:02 am)
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Apparently the game always says "25m" so that is to be ignored

anyways I scored 500 points and beat the 1st level after that I got maybe halfway up and gave up, this game is bland and only games like Mass Effect 3 are awesome.
Fagzilla
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(Sat Jan 05, 2013 12:04 am)
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Maybe you should download MAME and play real Donkey Kong and not that aborted fetus of a Java game.
johnbuisthegreat
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(Sat Jan 05, 2013 1:03 am)
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what is MAME? Can I go to MAME.com? I am at work now so I will have to wait until I am home to check to see if that link is real.
MADali
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(Sat Jan 05, 2013 1:48 am)
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Can MAME run Mass Effect 3?
johnbuisthegreat
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(Sat Jan 05, 2013 2:44 am)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECfRp-jwbI4
Magic Juan
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(Sat Jan 05, 2013 2:37 pm)
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Donkey Kong represents ascendant hedge fund managers.
johnbuisthegreat
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(Mon Jan 07, 2013 11:00 pm)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKY8QDXh2yE
johnbuisthegreat
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(Mon Jan 07, 2013 11:01 pm)
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this guy gets 24,300 points on stage one, I am not sure if that is good but the guy playing thinks it is.
johnbuisthegreat
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(Mon Jan 07, 2013 11:04 pm)
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Well even if that is not good this guy definitely takes care of his body which can not be said of many fans of this game. Obviously this guys is a true athlete.
Fagzilla
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(Mon Jan 07, 2013 11:21 pm)
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Yes, Vincent is handsome and muscular and one of the very best in the world at Donkey Kong.

Shall I let him know you said so?
johnbuisthegreat
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(Sat Jan 12, 2013 9:45 am)
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You can tell him
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