Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

Magic Juan · (Tue Dec 25, 2012 10:34 pm)

Congrats on your shitty blog making it to the front page of reddit today.

Die monster, you don't belong in this world, etc.

Fagzilla · (Wed Dec 26, 2012 12:14 am)

Oh! I wasn't going to mention that here. I got a lot of visitors, but, you know, NO BIG D.

I have only begun to shine.

Fagzilla · (Wed Dec 26, 2012 12:59 am)

Reddit traffic has to be the most fucking worthless shit ever.

*18 billion visitors*

*2 comments*

*2 Likes*

*93% don't read anything except the post that was reddited*

(Not that this isn't fucking awesome.)

Fagzilla · (Wed Dec 26, 2012 1:04 am)

Fear me.

Magic Juan · (Wed Dec 26, 2012 1:17 pm)

The whole point of this post was because I knew you weren't going to mention it to anyone so that you could make sly, subtle references to your shitty blog's "success."

Jason · (Wed Dec 26, 2012 1:18 pm)

I must not be subscribed to r/stupidfaggotshit.
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Fagzilla · (Wed Dec 26, 2012 1:36 pm)

johnbuisthegreat · (Wed Dec 26, 2012 11:37 pm)

r/donkeybong

Fagzilla · (Thu Dec 27, 2012 5:16 pm)

I'm currently doing a write-up of this EVENT for the blog.

Don't worry, there's no need to wear out your F5 keys reloading the homepage, I'll be sure to post the link when it's ready!!!!

Fagzilla · (Thu Dec 27, 2012 5:18 pm)

I'm back in the saddle again
Out where a friend is a friend
Where the longhorn cattle feed
On the lowly gypsum weed
Back in the saddle again

Ridin' the range once more
Totin' my old .44
Where you sleep out every night
And the only law is right
Back in the saddle again

Roy · (Thu Dec 27, 2012 8:06 pm)

Why don't you just make the annoying expressions website? It's such a waste to expend so much effort on Donkey Kong. And if there's one thing you have even more passion for than Donkey Kong, it's annoying expressions!

Fagzilla · (Thu Dec 27, 2012 8:19 pm)

All in good time.

There are many magical, beautiful things to come.

Donkey Blog is but one step in the luminous Grand Becoming to which you shall all bear witness.

Freeza didn't just go directly to his fourth form. He built to that.

Fagzilla · (Thu Dec 27, 2012 8:21 pm)

Theldorrin, how do I... I... oh....

*collapses to knees in tears*

Fagzilla · (Thu Dec 27, 2012 8:22 pm)

WHEN THELDORRIN DIED HE GAVE ME SOME OF HIS POWER.

FancyMichael · (Thu Dec 27, 2012 9:20 pm)

Do you think his death was painful?

Hopefully, he died peacefully in his sleep.

Roy · (Fri Dec 28, 2012 7:11 am)

I remember on many occasions, Theldorrin mentioning that he was suffering from various ailments all the time. He also cursed the fact that he inhabited a "bag of meat" and lamented about prosthetic technology being so primitive that it didn't increase a person's strength by even a single order of magnitude. He was always thought of as cold and rarely showing weakness, but he was desperately awaiting the day he could transplant his ingenious brain into a cyborg before his tiny, fragile body expired.

Theldorrin had a hard life ...

Seru · (Fri Dec 28, 2012 7:33 pm)

Gentlemen, I've been told by an anonymous individual that by insisting Theldorrin has suffered a grievous and fatal demise you may have come to an incorrect conclusion about his ultimate fate. I personally do not know if "Theldorrin" is factually, one hundred percent, without a shadow of a doubt deceased. Dead as a doornail to quote Dickens. Neither does the chat. We are hiding nothing. At present we are all as much in the dark about the health of our mutual acquaintance and should anything change you will be informed as soon as humanly possible.

I assure you that anything I've said on the subject both past and present is entirely wild speculation on my part and I shall never knowingly mislead you about this ongoing dilemma again.

If you're familiar with my past work you should be aware of my fondness for hyperbole and making absurd proclamations with no basis in logic or reality. This is intended for comedic effect and not an attempt on my part to confuse or befuddle you with blatantly incorrect facts. My inability to project sarcasm in a written format may also have proven to be a hindrance to your fundamental understanding of this situation and in the future I shall employ italics whenever necessary.

I should also note that I'm personally uncomfortable dealing with the potential death of any individual and I project an aura of cold callousness as a coping mechanism. Any flippant, sardonic or otherwise tasteless comments I might bleat out in the coming months are masking genuine concern. If this was M.A.S.H. I would be Hawkeye.

I sincerely hope you've enjoyed reading this detraction as much as I've enjoyed writing it. Excelsior.

Seru · (Fri Dec 28, 2012 7:38 pm)

Also, fuck Donkey Kong. Garbage game for idiots.

ALDP · (Fri Dec 28, 2012 8:06 pm)

Jason · (Fri Dec 28, 2012 8:09 pm)

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