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Magic Juan Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 8709 (Sat Nov 10, 2012 2:20 pm) Reply

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Getting older and shit |
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The only difference between the COLLEGE DAYS and unemployment is now I have a ton of money to spend on dog shit in textile form. I'm too busy working all the time to stay on top of any of my interests and now that I am in my mid-twenties my only hobby is slowly getting fatter.
Unnnnnnnnn *wipes cum on t-shirt and throws it out, buys new t-shirt* |
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Jason At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did. Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 7600 (Sat Nov 10, 2012 6:51 pm) Reply

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Why don't young adults who say they have more money than time just work part time? _________________ Last edited by God on Fri Apr 05, 33 4:00 am; edited 1 time in total |
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Fagzilla Got lost in another dimension for a couple months. But seriously, we will actually update the site within the next couple of days. http://www.bandzwiki.com/ Joined: 25 Aug 2008 Posts: 10111 (Sat Nov 10, 2012 11:53 pm) Reply

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It's hard to find a part-time job that isn't a piece of shit. |
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Clotho Clotho's rational faculties are not estimated to be at optimal capacity for a sapient specimen Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 1850 (Sun Nov 11, 2012 12:53 am) Reply

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The good thing is the fatter you get the larger clothes you're going to need. |
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Clotho Clotho's rational faculties are not estimated to be at optimal capacity for a sapient specimen Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 1850 (Sun Nov 11, 2012 12:53 am) Reply

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*Flexes* |
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Clotho Clotho's rational faculties are not estimated to be at optimal capacity for a sapient specimen Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 1850 (Sun Nov 11, 2012 12:55 am) Reply

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I spend my disposable income on cars. I also think I have 10 bucks in Gunz that I'll never get back! That's like 2 gallons of premium gas. |
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ALDP Joined: 25 Jul 2009 Posts: 4412 (Sun Nov 11, 2012 1:35 am) Reply

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You're a retard and you spend all your allowance on matchbox cars and your mom yells at you cuz you stick them up your butt and put them in your mouth and you leave them all over the living room |
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MADali Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head. Joined: 21 Jan 2007 Posts: 6740 (Sun Nov 11, 2012 7:06 am) Reply
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Once you pass the 30 year old mark, you suddenly have a much bigger disdain for 20 somethings. |
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Magic Juan Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 8709 (Sun Nov 11, 2012 12:18 pm) Reply

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But...the money comes from working full time... |
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Magic Juan Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 8709 (Sun Nov 11, 2012 12:23 pm) Reply

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I basically get my daily hate in every day by seeing the people I used to enjoy posting boring mundane shit on facebook and I've slowly grown to resent almost everyone I met over the last few years just by reading their online updates. The only type of online interaction I can handle is "WEIRD TWITTER" shit and animated gifs of three dogs fucking. |
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Action Hank Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart. Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 8600 (Sun Nov 11, 2012 1:07 pm) Reply

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Save money, then take a month-long vacation someplace awesome. |
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ALDP Joined: 25 Jul 2009 Posts: 4412 (Sun Nov 11, 2012 1:33 pm) Reply

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It doesn't matter what you have time to do, spend all your money on guitar pedals and recording gear. |
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Ryoko's Biatch Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 9255 (Sun Nov 11, 2012 2:00 pm) Reply

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Do a kickflip off the Great Wall of China while shredding a sweet guitar solo. |
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Captain PUNisher Joined: 22 Jan 2007 Posts: 1103 (Mon Nov 12, 2012 12:31 am) Reply

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Not to brag, but I only work like 25 hours a week, and I get decent pay and really good health insurance. Of course I'm not working at all now because I'm on paternity leave. Thank you union.
The downside is that it's not possible for me to work full time at this job if I wanted to, which could help now. _________________ Said the Captain PUNisher. |
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ALDP Joined: 25 Jul 2009 Posts: 4412 (Mon Nov 12, 2012 7:32 am) Reply

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really good health insurance working part time at the dick suck factory |
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Sporkism It's funny that I have a job executing cats and dogs, considering that I AM A WHORE WHO FUCKS FOR MONEY Joined: 05 Jan 2007 Posts: 5369 (Mon Nov 12, 2012 11:18 am) Reply

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HI _________________
@}-,-'- *~*~* Member of the FTU Elegant Tea Party Society *~*~* -'-,-{@ |
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Sporkism It's funny that I have a job executing cats and dogs, considering that I AM A WHORE WHO FUCKS FOR MONEY Joined: 05 Jan 2007 Posts: 5369 (Mon Nov 12, 2012 11:19 am) Reply

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I still have more posts than ALDP! _________________
@}-,-'- *~*~* Member of the FTU Elegant Tea Party Society *~*~* -'-,-{@ |
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ALDP Joined: 25 Jul 2009 Posts: 4412 (Mon Nov 12, 2012 12:43 pm) Reply

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This is my third account I think. |
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Ryoko's Biatch Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 9255 (Mon Nov 12, 2012 1:08 pm) Reply

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Too cowardly to stick to one account?
You make me sick. |
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Magic Juan Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 8709 (Mon Nov 12, 2012 8:58 pm) Reply

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What is this guy...doing with his life... |
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