Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[The Great Jon]

In association with Winn Dixie and Mellow Yellow

The Great **Jon** Proudly Presents:

Heart Of Thunder: Cock Of Steel

3 Important looking Dudes are walking down a hallway

US Government: HE TURNED HIS BACK ON US!!!

Mexican Government: That sorry piece of trash, I cant believe he's doing this to us!!!

Iceland Government: God damn asshole, he's going to destroy the world!!!

Government officials from every country of the world assemble into one room, president Obama asks him to fill him in on the situation.

Government: Mr. President, this is the deal. Our great hero and protector of humanity Goku, has stolen the magic Crystal. With it, he can focus an intense blast and destroy the world!!

Obama: What does he want?

Government: He wants us to craft a slice of cheese, more beautiful and hotter then any other piece of cheese in existence!!!

Obama: Goku was our hero, the protector of human kind, WHAT HAPPENED!!!!No matter, he is to powerful, give in to his demands, give him what he wants!

Government: SIR!!!! WE CANT, WHAT HE ASKS FOR WE CAN NOT CREATE, THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH NATURAL ELIMENTS IN THE WORLD TO MAKE IT. AND HE WILL NOT ACCEPT ANYTHING LESS!!!

Obama: THEN WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO??? LETS NUKE HIM!!!

Government: That is not an option, a nuke wouldnt be powerful enough and even if we did, theres no way to know if it could kill such a powerfull being!!!

Obama: Ok then, Options, I WANT TO HEAR OPTIONS PEOPLE!!!!

Government: There is only one man on the face of this planet, one fucking man that can find him, and defeat him.

Obama: Wait...your not saying....??? WE CANT TRUST HIM, WE JUST FUCKING CANT!!!!

Government: THERE IS NO OTHER WAY!!!!

Obama: GOD DAMMIT GOKU, YOU WERE THE HERO OF OUR WORLD, OUR SUPERMAN, OF SAVIOR!!! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO US...AND YOU, HOW CAN WE TRUST THE MOST EVIL MAN IN THE WORLD TO NOW SAVE IT??? HES AN EVIL FUCKING MAN, AND NOW YOUR GOING TO TELL ME THAT HE IS OUR ONLY CHANCE AT SURVIVAL????

Government: He is our only hope....

Obama: Fine then... go to him...and ask him to save us.

3 badass looking government officials get in there sweet airplanes and fly out west, they happen upon a rusty shack and knock on the door.

Government: Sir, open the door please, its the us government and we need your help....

MOTHER FUCKING THE DOOR GOD DAMN SMASHES DOWN AND A HUGE FUCKING BUMPY COCK FLYS OUT CAVING ONE OF THE GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS HEAD IN, HIS MOTHER FUCKING BRAINS EXPLODE EVERYWHERE, ALL OF A SUDDEN A CREATURE WALKS OUT AND STARTS USING THE BRAIN MATTER THAT SPLATTERED ON THE GROUND AS LUBRICANT AND STARTS JACKING HIS DISGUSTING COCK OFF, HIS BALLS TINGLE AND HE FUCKING SCREAMS IN EX-TA-CY AS HE FUCKING SHOWERS HOT STEAMY ACID FILLED CUM ALL OVER ANOTHER OFFICIALS FACE, MELTING HIS EYEBALLS OUT OF HIS HEAD... THE LIQUID REMAINS OF HIS FUCKING EYEBALLS DRIP TO THE GROUND WHICH HE BEGINS TO SMEAR ALL OVER A PAY DAY CANDY BAR AND HE EATS IT.

Mysterious Man: May I help ya'll?

Government offical: Oh...oh...oh my god.... please dont kill me...Goku has stolen a magic crystal that will allow him to power blast the entire world and explode it. we need someone to stop him and you...your our only hope...will you help us...will you save the world.....Ant King.

The Ant King: Sure.

The Ant King Grabs his partner Piccolo and heads to Soperton Georgia to get information on where Goku Is hiding.

The Ant King: Piccolo, where should we search for information?

Piccolo: How about that Daycare over there?

The Ant King: As good a place as any.

The Ant King and Piccolo head over to the Daycare center.

Receptionest: Yes sir, may I help you.

The Ant King: Yes maam, I would like to question the children here about the wearabout of a criminal?

Recepetionest: lol, sir, we only have Pre-K children here, ages 0 to 4.

Piccolo: Dont make us ask twice bitch....

Recepetionest: SIRS IM GOING TO HAVE TO ASK YOU TO LEAVE!

BEFORE THAT FUCKING CUNT COULD GET THE LAST SYLIBOL OUT HER CUNT FUCKING MOUTH THE ANT KING AND PICCOLO FILL THAT BITCH WITH COCK!!! THE SPIKES AROUND THE ANT KINGS COCK FUCKING RIP AND TEAR INTO THAT BITCHES MOUTH ASS AND PUSSY MAKING HER SORRY ASS BLEED!!!

Recepetionest: OH MY GOD, PLEASE DONT, PLEASE!!!

The Ant King: TAKE IT LONG!!!!

Piccolo: AND TAKE IT HARD!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!!!

THEY POUND THAT BITCH!!!!! YEAH SON!!!!

The Ant King: THE BITCH IS KINDA FAT BUT I LIKE THAT SHIT!!!!

Piccolo: YEAH, TAKE IT FAT BITCH!!!!!

Recepetionest: NO PLEASE DONT!!!! IM PREGNANT!!! PLEASE DONT!!!!

The Ant King: Oh.....My.....God......

Piccolo: You thinking what im thinking......

The Ant King: LETS GO DEEP ENOUGH TO RAPE THE FETUS INSIDE OF HER AND EXPLODE THE LITTLE BABIES BODY ALL TO PIECES!!!!!

Recepetionest: NOOOOOOOOOOO ON MY GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

THE ANT KING AND PICCOLO FUCKING DOUBLE PENETRATE THAT WHORE BITCHES CUNT WITH BOTH THERE MASSIVE PIECES OF COCK MEAT!!!!!!

The Ant King: I FEEL A TINY SLIT, IM TRYING TO GET IN THERE!!!!

Piccolo: I THINK I FEEL ITS ASS HOLE OR MOUTH, THE TIP OF MY DICK IS GOING IN!!!

The Ant King: MINE TO, I FEEL MY THORNY COCK GOING INTO THE FUCKING LITTLE INFANTS CUNT!!!!! HARDER,, PUSH PICCOLO, PUSH HARDER!!!

PICCOLO: IM IN BOSS, IM IN, I CAN FEEL YOUR COCK INSIDE OF HER INFANT BODY TO!!

The Ant King: I FEEL YOU TO, OH MY GOD, IM GOING TO CUM, IM GOING TO FUCKING CUM IN THIS FAT BITCH AND HER INFANT BABY BODY TO!!!! YAAA, OH MY GOD....YA..YA....YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MOTHER BITCHES!!!!!!!!!

Piccolo: ME TO BOSS IM CUMMING!!!!!!!!!!

BOTH PICCOLO AND THE ANT KING SPRAY MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF CUM IN THE INFANT BABIES BODY, EXPLODING THE FETUS INTO 1000 PIECES. THE TINY BABY SCREAMS IN PAIN AND TAKES ITS LAST BREATH BEFORE EXITING HER MOTHERS BODY IN ONE LONG STREAM OF GOO.

THE ANT KING THEN DRINKS THE GOO UP OFF THE FLOOR WITH A STRAW.

The Ant King: Tastes like a warm mountain stream.

The Ant King feels something in his mouth....its a piece of paper...it was inside the babies body.

It reads....

The Ant King: Come to the Cancer research center in Atlanta georgia.

Piccolo: LETS GO!!!!

The Ant King and Piccolo fly to atlanta and arrive at the Cancer research center. The walk in and see a family of 3 crying over a weak and feble man...he is dying and telling each member of his family goodbye.

The Ant King: STEP BACK LITTLE GIRL, WERE ON OFFICAL GOVERNMENT BUISNESS!!!

Daughter: But sir, I want to say goodbye to my daddy.

Piccolo: STEP BACK MAAM, WE WERE SENT HERE AND HAVE QUESTIONS FOR THIS MAN.

The wife and daughter watch helplessly as the Ant King And piccolo question the man on his death bed.

The Ant King: GOKU??? WHERES HE HIDING??

Cancer Victum: I......dont....know....i want....to...say godbye....to my family..

Piccolo: Here boss, were going to have to get serious.

PICCOLO FUCKING HANDS THE ANTKING 37LBS OF TURKEY AND A GLASS OF PRUNEJUICE, THE ANT KING EATS IT ALL IN ONE BITE!!!!

The Ant King: TELL ME WHAT I WANT TO KNOW OR WE HAVE TO RESORT TO TORTURE!!!!

Cancer Victum: Im...already...being tortured....by god...i...want to say....goodbye...to them.

Piccolo: TOUGH GUY HUH???? TEST HIS TOUGHNESS BOSS~!!!!!!111

The Ant King: HURRY PICCOLO, PUSH ON MY COLON!!!!!!! OH MY GOD YAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

PICCOLO FUCKING PUSHES DOWN HARD ON THE ANT KINGS COLON, SO HARD IT BEGINS THE DIGESTION PROCESS!!!!! ALL OF A SUDDEN THE ANT KING FUCKING SLITS OUT 37 GALLONS OF HOT, CREAMY, CORN FILLED LOOSE SHIT ALL IN, OVER AND ON THE CANCER VICTUMS FACE.

Piccolo: Taste good bee otch?

Daughter: DADDY NO!!!!

Wife: PLEASE LET HIM GO IN PIECE!!!

The Ant King: TELL ME WHAT I WANNA KNOW FUCKER!!!!

Cancer Victum: Nooo....oh my god....why!!!

Piccolo: ANT KING!!!

The Ant King: What?

Piccolo: RAM YOUR DIAMOND HARD ERECTION DOWN MY THROAT SO I CAN GAG AND VOMIT ON HIM!!!

The Ant King: FO SHIZZLE MY NIZZLE!!!

THE ANT KING FUCKING JACKHAMMERS HIS MEATY COCK DOWN PICCOLOS THROAT AND FUCKING FORCES HIM TO VOMIT...THE VOMIT SMELLS LIKE ASS...HARDCORE, SEWEGE LADEN ASS!!! THERES LITTLE BITS OF CORN AND FUCKING HALF DIGESTED MASH POTATOES IN IT!!! THE EXPERIENCE AS A WHOLE IS JUST DOWNRIGHT GAY!!!!

Cancer Victum: ILL TALK ILL TALK!!!

Wife: Wait...what?

Daughter: Daddy???

Cancer Victum: Goku...he....he's planning on shooting the blast on top of....of mount everest....the highest point he can reasonably get to... I dont really have cancer my family.......it was all a sham....i have served my porpuse.....we can be a family again and i will come home!!!

Daughter: YAY!!! DADDY ISNT GOING TO DIE!!!

Wife: OH MY GOD!!! ITS A MIRICLE!!!

The Ant King: NAW BITCHES....ITS NOT!!!!

THE FUCKING ANT KING RUINS THE HALLMARK MOMENT BY TORTURING AND RAPING THE MANS FAMILY IN FRONT OF HIM, THEN FUCKING IMPREGNANTING THERE 7 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER AND CUTTING THE FUTUS FROM THE WOMB. THEN HE TAKES THE WIFE AND FUCKING SPLASHES ACID IN HER EYES AND DRINKS HER EYEBALL JUICE THEN FUCKING KILLS THE DAUGHTER THEN FUCKING DRAWS AND QUARTERS THE WIFE THEN FUCKING BURIES THE MAN ALIVE ONLY TO RELEASE HIM THE NEXT DAY THINKING HES GOING TO LIVE AND THEN SHOWING HIM A PICTURE OF HIS WIFE AND DAUGHTER STILL ALIVE TO MAKE HIM HAPPY BUT THEN FUCKING CRUSHING HIS DREAMS AND KILLING HIM AND THEN MASTURBATES WITH HIS WIFES CUT OUT LIVER MEAT AND CUMS ON THE ATTACHED KIDNEYS...

The Ant King: TO MOUNT EVEREST!!!

The Ant King and Piccolo travel to Mount Everest!!!! They begin to climb!!!! Goku is atop it flinging his own shit down trying to knock them off the mountain!!!

The Ant King: WE WILL PERSEVERE!!!!

Piccolo: WE WILL NOT FAIL!!!!

The Ant King: TO VICTORY!!!!

Goku: EVEN IF YOU MAKE IT TO THE TOP!!! YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT ME!!!!

The Ant King: Wait...whats that!!!!

Piccolo: Oh...its nothing, just some shaking!!!

The Ant King: LETS KEEP GOING!!!

DO DO DOO DOO DOO DOOO DOOOO, DAT DOO.....DO DO DO DO DO DO...DO DAT DOO DOO DA DOO DOO DA DEEE!!!!!!!

The have reached the summet of everest.

Goku: The roles are reversed now!!!! I WILL RULE THE WORLD!!!!

The Ant King: ENOUGH TALKING!!!!! LETS DO THIS SHE OTT!!!!!!!!!!!

THE 3 MEN ENGAGE IN BATTLE!!!!!!!

Goku is easly defeated and dies.....never to return again. The Ant King retreaves the magic crystal.

The Ant King: Fuck....ummm piccolo....

Piccolo: Yeah I know...

The Ant King: Kinda uhhh...anti climatic. Well fuck it, lets just go home.

The 2 men climb back down, they are about half way..

Piccolo: WAIT!!! Theres that shaking again...??

The Ant King: OH MY FUCKNG GOD EVEREST IS ALIVE!!!!!!!! A LIVING BEING!!!!

MOTHER FUCKING MOUNT EVEREST JUST GAINED CONCENIOUS!!!! ITS ALIVE!!!!

Everest: The Crystal.....give it to me!!!!

The Ant King: EAT SHIT AND DIE FAGGOT!!!!!!

FUCKING EPIC ASS MUSIC BEGINS TO PLAY AS THE ANT KING AND PICCOLO REACH THE BOTTOM OF THE MOUNTAIN!!!! MOUNT EVERY UNSEATHES HIS MASSIVE ROCK COCK AND BEGINS TO PENITRATE PICCOLO TIGHT VIRGIN ASS!!!!!!!!!

Piccolo: NOOOOOOO!!!!! BOSSS HELP ME!!!!!!!

The Ant King: Hang tight my boy!!!!!!!!

MOUNT EVERY FUCKING RAMS PICCOLOS ASSHOLE LONG AND HARD, FUCKING GOING BALLS DEEP INSIDE THAT TIGHT MAN ASS!!!

The Ant King: IM THINK PICCOLO, JUST HOLD ON ALITTLE LONGER!!!!!!!

PICCOLO: IM TRYING BOSS, IT FUCKING HURTS!!!!!

Everst: IM GOING TO FUCKING CUM!!!!!!!!!

PICCOLO: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! BOSS ILL DIE FROM HIS ROCK CUM!!!!!!!! ITLL TEARS ME APART!!!!!!!!!!

The Ant King: oh...my...god...

THE ANT KING MOTHER FUCKING LOOKS DOWN ONT HE GROUND!!!!

The Ant King: Goku.....the shit Goku was flinging down on us.....YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MOTHER BITCHES!!!!!!!!!

THE ANT KING MOTHER FUCKING SCOOPS UP THE HARDCORE SHIT GOKU THREW DOWN ON THEM AND FUCKING EATS THE HELL OUT OF IT, ENJOYING EVERY TASTY FUCKING MORCEL OF THAT POWER SCAT!!!!!!!!1

The Ant King: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MOTHER BOITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COCK OF STEEL STRIKE!!!!!!!!!

THE ANT KING GETS A MASSIVE FUCKING DIAMOND HARD ERECTIONG AND FUCKING PENITRATES MT EVEREST WITH A POWER NOT UNLIKE THE FURY OF THE FOUR HORSMEN OF THE APOCLIPSE AND FUCK EXPLODES MT EVEREST INTO A MILLION TINY PIECES OF MOTHER FUCKING DUST.

The Ant King: You ok son?

Piccolo: Im fine...lets go home...

The Ant King: And totally take over the world with this fucking crystal these dumb ass american just totally let us have...lol

THE ANT KING AND PICCOLO USED THE CRYSTAL TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND TOTALLY RULED IT THE WAY THEY ALWAYS WANTED TO AND IT WAS FOREVER TO BECAUSE THEY HAD IMMORTAL LIFE.

THE MOTHER FUCKING END.

The Great **Jon**

[Theldorrin]

How is being gay treating you? Do you have a boyfriend?
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[The Great Jon]

ummm..... first story in like, 3 years. comments? opinions? idk. i literally only just thought of checking comments and nothing. hmmm.... this was suppose to be my big comeback...

[Theldorrin]

Everyone was put off by you ignoring my question.
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[ALDP]

Theldorrin is correct

[GimpMask]

This is dire shit. Not just regular shit, but the infected kind, you know, the appearance of chunky pea-soup colored grain, and the scent of c-dif

To answer theldorrins question, clearly not very well as he actually had time and impetus to put this enlongated skid mark together

[johnbuisthegreat]

GIMP MASK IS FREE

[Fagzilla]

This reminds me of the episode of Batman: The Animated Series when the inmates broke out of Arkham!

[Theldorrin]

Maybe we should lock up someone different.
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[Fagzilla]

Leave me ALONE!!!

[GimpMask]

My name is Chris and I live here. Now leave us alone!



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Did Chris inadvertently admit to watching Batman the Animated Series?

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[MADali]

Theldorrin, is there any fancy board tricks you can to make things more exciting?

[Theldorrin]

Well, you've been to the secret forum, so yes.
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[GimpMask]

I was there a few times.

Eternal bliss awaits all lucky enough to gain entrance, even if only for a fraction of a second.

[Theldorrin]

Bloody interlopers.
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[Fagzilla]

You guys *almost* have me on the secret forum thing.

I've been maintaining my skepticism because I don't want to look like a BOOB, but there's.... really... a.... secret forum??

[MADali]

It was there, and I found it, but it really was boring.

[GimpMask]

I don't lie Chris.

Of course me of all people gaining access is what made it so wonderful. It was boring and a little ... queer, if you know what I mean.

It is still great cause I made a thread in it and "interloper"