Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[ALDP]

Christmas is coming up, and that means chocolate and candy.

I was wondering if any of you could find a picture of Hitler and photoshop him to have Osama Bin Laden's beard and, ideally, his turban? The one I'm looking at on wikipedia is especially choice but there are probably lots of pictures of him and less pictures of Osama Bin Laden, so it's cool with me if you find a picture of Hitler that suits Osama's features.

I was thinking you could do this as a gift to me or as tribute, but if you would like I could try to do something creative in return. I play guitar and some other stuff.

I'm gonna post this before I google image "hitler osama bin laden beard," because maybe it will have what I'm looking for but in versions inferior to what I know you are all capable.

[ALDP]

http://molempire.com/2011/10/11/osama-beard-frenzy/


See, the concept is right but all they're doing is pasting the lower half of Osama's face over the people's faces. Alright, the Hitler one actually works pretty well. I also LOLd at the swastika made of Osama faces.

This thread is about the horrible emptiness you feel when a wish is fulfilled.

[Jason]

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[Clotho]

http://www.andhawaii.com/hawaii/vacation/travel/information/hawaiian_island.html#black

[johnbuisthegreat]

What if they took a picture of Hitler and printed it out and drew one on or even just used paint, you have the black with a bit of a white patch and it is long.

[ALDP]

Hey FTU artists FUCK YOU, if you tried to do my idea then I'd sue you because you're not even worthy of it and I'd copyright it. You retarded bitches think you're so cool because you have photoshop well guess what? You're not cool. You're not even good at art.

[Seru]

Osama Bin Loser isn't even close to Hitler's level. I could not in good conscience merge the two because the idea is so laughable. Why not just merge Emperor Pilaf with Cell while we're at it?

[ALDP]

It's not about merit, it's about two enemies of freedom (ESPECIALLY American freedom, which we share with our neighbours to the nourth) who both had distinctive facial hair. It's SUPPOSED to be laughable, because in times like these, everybody in America (including Canada) needs a laugh, because these times are tough for everyone.

[johnbuisthegreat]

Maybe you should want a picture of Osama sporting a Hitler stache. That way it is Osama thinking he is being like Hitler but he is a total poser. Also this would fit in with time lines unless Osama had a time machine to influence Hitler.

[ALDP]

PICTURE ONE: Don't do drugs, learn about bugs!
A zookeeper (khaki shorts, khaki vest?) is kneeling between two blonde children (boy, girl) and showing them a tarantula which crawls down his/her forearm. Both children are visibly ecstatic and one or both is distinctively in the process of mouthing the word "WOW"

PICTURE TWO: Cheesy, mundane anti-drug slogan with a predictably direct illustration

PICTURE THREE: When you do drugs, you help the thugs!
Panel 1.
White backdrop. A massive, literally ursine man of swarthy complexion but indeterminate race is dressed in a basketball jersey and baggy jean shorts, baseball hat askew. His goateed chin is soaked in gore, which streams over his chains and drips from his jersey and jean shorts. He stares out of the page like a poised, wary beast who has been briefly startled by a camera. In each massive paw he holds one half of an elderly white woman, who appears as if she may still be alive, in spite of every merciful wish that is aroused in the heart of one viewing the picture. She stares helplessly, fading fast, into the thug's face, which reveals nothing except a mindless, hideous darkness which is pure and relentless and seems like everything in the world, and any possible world to come.
Panel 2a.
EARLIER...
Two brunette children are running down the stairs of a porch while the elderly white woman, now more recognizable as a grandmother, stands smiling in the doorway, mid-cluck. The children are grinning ambiguously at one another.
Panel 2b.
The thug is buying the children ice cream and telling them he's gonna cut them a special deal on doobies and to tell all their little friends that he's the nicest, most unsuspecting dope peddler ever. Each child's gaze is transfixed by the impossibly huge ice cream sundae; vacant, greedy faces, like when one of the kids in Family Circus squints.
Panel 3.
The thug is dropping the kids off back at home and waving (seemingly) affectionately. The grandma can be seen faintly on the porch, she looks concerned, though blurry. Running toward the porch, the kids look back at the thug and wave, their expressions finally seeming innocent and pure, but their chins and shirts are stained with chocolate fudge (symbol).

[GimpMask]

This thread is so extremely good its just, Jesus Christ look at it!