Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

GimpMask · (Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:47 pm)

3000 -_-

GimpMask · (Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:08 pm)

You know, myspace is like the gayest thing ever, sometimes I try to pretend I'm not just a complimation of tissue and organs, and that I'm really a person, but then when you talk to these people they're all like "urE nOt a HaWt boi in SWEATER W/MINi-c00pER u weirDO" and then I'm like "What the fuck is this shit?" God damn it, I'm far more interesting and funny than any of these twats and shitholes that I attempt to have correspondence with, but every SINGLE FUCKING ONE OF THEM ALWAYS FUCKING REACTS IN THE SAME GOD DAMNED WAY, MOTHER OF FUCKING GASH PEOPLE, DO I HAVE TO GO "LMAO 8^) URE KEWLIEZ CAN I BE URE FREIND?_?" TO GET A FUCKING RESPONSE?

And since I have no other means of making friends, that desolate wasteland of whores and corruption is my only shot. I mean, back when my profile was the SINGLE GREATEST THING EVER I'd get fucking ignored or some destitute hillbilly living in a tar paper shack would go "YOUR STUPID N YOUR PRODFILE IS STUID WHY SHOOD I TALK TO YO", and sadly, these dank creatures of The Pit are the only people I can talk to in this area, and why the fuck would I talk to someone not from around here? I have no interest in lol'ing with some piece of shit from Montana that likes Pulp Fiction so I force correspondence with them. SOME OF THESE PEOPLE MAKE ME WANT TO TEAR OPEN MY ASSHOLE, PULL OUT MY INTESTINES, AND HANG MYSELF WITH THEM.

Fucking cock.

GimpMask · (Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:18 pm)

And another thing, what the shit is up people and their god damned terrible tastes in games? I was up all night drinking a while back, and decided it would be a good idea to go to the mall and drink some more, so I was in EB, and these little kids were walking by the GC section and picking out XBox games and shit, so, being drunk as shit but still moderately in control, I started loudly swearing about how fucking gay and shitty video games are nowadays, and then I started telling people to not buy certain games when they would look at them, and rant about how great the Dreamcast was and how everything sucks cock now, and then I think it degenerated into me going on and on about Castlevania, until I realized that the store had fallen silent and some oarents started to look pretty angry

So I went back to the bar, ordered up a couple more scotches, went home, stopped at a strip club and stuck my tongue into a strippers twat and tried to finger her ass

GimpMask · (Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:26 pm)

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GimpMask · (Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:32 pm)

This thread is coming along quite nicely, stay tuned for more random rantings and probably DBZ yaoi

GimpMask · (Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:37 pm)

red x

Magic Juan · (Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:42 pm)

You have a driver's license and can legally purchase alcohol?

Stupid Fucking Faggot · (Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:52 pm)

What's great about the EB story is that you know it's true.

GimpMask · (Wed Jun 20, 2007 11:16 pm)

I have an ID

I don't know how to drive

Yes, I am nearly 24 years old

Of course it's true Chris, I wouldn't make up a story

Stupid Fucking Faggot · (Wed Jun 20, 2007 11:43 pm)

You and I both are going to catch hell from MADali!

GimpMask · (Wed Jun 20, 2007 11:46 pm)

About what?

Stupid Fucking Faggot · (Wed Jun 20, 2007 11:48 pm)

You will be accused of posturing, and I will be accused of being your sniveling, pom-pom waving acolyte.

I know exactly how this guy thinks!

GimpMask · (Wed Jun 20, 2007 11:52 pm)

Posturing?

By trying to fill my journal thread with something interesting?

God forbid

Aren't these things kind of supposed to be about posting personal stories?

Edited out the last part, because there's one opinion I don't care about

MADali · (Thu Jun 21, 2007 12:21 am)

You are wrong, Chris!

I like Gimp Mask when he does this (talk about his real life antics), the same way I like reading Matthew Outland's real life craziness.

Its the 300 posts in 200 threads about randomly putting words together, and having other posters emulate it, that is annoying.

Clotho · (Thu Jun 21, 2007 12:03 pm)

Gimpmask always reflects some situation from my day in a different manner.

I was down at county bill office (which is coincidentally connected with the police station) paying my garbage pickup bill. There's an online child protection propaganda sitting by the clerk's desk on a billboard. I start reading some of the phrases...letters! There are ones I recognize like lol, brb and ttyl, then, there's weirdos that I've never heard of such as POMS (Parent over my shoulder), WMIRL (want to meet in real life).

I was thinking these kids are smart enough to access the internet and comprehend it's language, online manner, and understand some of these phrases, shouldn't they also understand the consequences of doing these things. I guess, I don't feel any remorse for some parent who buys their prodigy a computer, and has a kid stupid enough to fall for some online trap.

Mautty · (Thu Jun 21, 2007 12:12 pm)

SOme kids like to get raped. Ask MADali.

Stupid Fucking Faggot · (Thu Jun 21, 2007 1:43 pm)

Haha, POMS.

Stupid Fucking Faggot · (Thu Jun 21, 2007 1:44 pm)

Kids are such fucking sick perverts.

Big Fagot · (Thu Jun 21, 2007 1:47 pm)

When I was a kid, my friend and I would say something about robots instead of POMS.