Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

Vinny · (Mon Jan 22, 2007 11:28 pm)

I wasn't going to make a journal thread any time soon, but now that I've realized that this case of heartburn I've got is probably going to be another 24 hour heart burn like last time, I MIGHT AS WELL.

Theldorrin · (Mon Jan 22, 2007 11:31 pm)

What do you eat?

Your diet is probably really terrible to have all of these problems.

Action Hank · (Mon Jan 22, 2007 11:33 pm)

I just bought a block of cheddar that has been aged for four years.

Magic Juan · (Mon Jan 22, 2007 11:38 pm)

Are you going to put it on the cock you're about to eat?

Vinny · (Tue Jan 23, 2007 12:06 am)

I ate some Chinese food that was perhaps too spicy, although I didn't think it would be.

But the reaction really is kind of absurd. I imagine if I ate one of the HIGHER LEVEL PEPPERS I'd die right there on the spot.

Theldorrin · (Tue Jan 23, 2007 12:11 am)

This thread has made me hungry.

Magic Juan · (Tue Jan 23, 2007 12:14 am)

I was about to go get some Thai Express but it's fucking closed.

Theldorrin · (Tue Jan 23, 2007 12:15 am)

Thai food is especially disgusting.

Username · (Tue Jan 23, 2007 12:16 am)

I had a burger from Hooters today and almost immediately had to shit.

Stupid Fucking Faggot · (Tue Jan 23, 2007 12:20 am)

They don't call it Hooters for nothing!

Theldorrin · (Tue Jan 23, 2007 12:21 am)

It's owl meat?

Stupid Fucking Faggot · (Tue Jan 23, 2007 12:23 am)

No.

The joke is that my reply doesn't make sense.

God.

Theldorrin · (Tue Jan 23, 2007 12:24 am)

It would make sense if it was owl meat.

Theldorrin · (Tue Jan 23, 2007 12:24 am)

Or if your butt made a hooting noise when you excreted it.

Magic Juan · (Tue Jan 23, 2007 12:53 am)

Or if women with large breasts served your food and as soon as you walk out of the place you gaze upon a large RV and think to yourself, "Hmmm, I could swear that I had parked here...."

Vinny · (Tue Jan 23, 2007 2:37 am)

I just forced myself to vomit the entire contents of my stomach, which were barely digested despite me eating this shit 9 hours ago, and the pain went away (KNOCK ON WOOD).

Maybe it's not ACID REFLUX at all! Hmmm.

Theldorrin · (Tue Jan 23, 2007 2:40 am)

I've done that before. You might have something that causes or is related to acid reflux.

Clotho · (Tue Jan 23, 2007 8:28 pm)

Sounds like you have an allergy, Vinny

Vinny · (Tue Jan 23, 2007 8:30 pm)

I never got that thing where women are naked and act as a table for you to eat food off of, which is typically SUSHI, I guess.

Ryoko's Biatch · (Tue Jan 23, 2007 8:41 pm)

It's always important to make women know that they are objects and not people.