Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[Richard Cristopolis]

If you've slept with a person UNDERAGE in your particular province, then you are a pedophile.

For example, the SAME DUDES who were making fun of me for pedophilia (COMPLETELY UNFOUNDED, UNTRUE IF YOU'LL BELIEVE ME) DISREGARDED the fact that the same BITCH they've been tossing around for the past SIX YEARS is NOT EVEN of age.

The two year age buffer in MA made NO DIFFERENCE for the FUCKING they've had with this particular red-headed bitch.

[Richard Cristopolis]

Are you a pedophile?

[Richard Cristopolis]

It's eleven o'clock.

Are you a pedophile?

[johnbuisthegreat]

It is almost 9 am have you hugged a pedophile today?

[johnbuisthegreat]

That comment was addressed to Lexy. (Also 9am EST)

[Big Fagot]

Rick, I hope it's obvious that no one here has a reason to suspect you of being a pedophile, and that volunteering that we should consider not believing you is not necessary for continuing that.

[Richard Cristopolis]

Double negatives.... are hard....

Dude, it's just nonstop. People called me a rapist at my campus, so I dropped out. People call me a rapist at my workplace, I leave.

I don't believe it, but this is the same thing as being around me. Rumors, dude. You hear rumors, you believe them or you don't. You pick a side.

I tell you I'm not a rapist, not a pedophile, but everyone else does.

What do you believe?

[Magic Juan]

How is it that your reputation is so sullied that you have all sorts of people and strangers considering you to be a rapist?

[Mike Dunn]

I believe that you are painfully and delusionally self-conscious.

[Jason]

In a true democracy, Rick Cristo would be a rapist.
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[Richard Cristopolis]

Juan: Because I'm weird, so guess that makes me a target.

Dunn: Yeah. I know. Thank you.

Jason: Yeah. I know. Sucks man.

[Jason]

Worst play ever.
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[Richard Cristopolis]

Oh my God, suck a fucking cock, dude.

[Fagzilla]

You want him to go do the thing he desires most to do????

That's very sweet and inspiring of you, Rick.

[Richard Cristopolis]

[Magin Juan enters, wearing a miniskirt and coconut bra, covering his bitch tits, FRUSTRATED and ANGRY that Dunn and Jason were talking about him behind his back as he listened behind the rain-streaked window outside...]

Juan: Because I'm weird, so guess that makes me a target.

[Dunn, realizing his predisposition to transvestite whores, acknowledges his hate as a form of depression, looks to Juan, sees the tears swelling up in Juan's eyes, apologizes the only way he knows how.]

Dunn: Yeah. I know. Thank you.

[Jason, fervent in his homosexual lust, pierces Dunns wools pants with a twentieth century trench knife to expose his obvious throbbing erection, when it is apparent that the sores that are swelling and bursting as Jason rips the final tendril to expose such exquisite cock is, indeed, Herpes Simplex Complex 2, of the crotch. Saddened that such a common disease pronounces such social stigma and isolation, and that he cannot partake of such an loving, engorged phallus to relieve his generalized Seasonal Affective Disorder, cries. As Dunn begins to swell up with him. All he can say, is...]

Jason: Yeah. I know. Sucks man.

[Atom Bomb]

[ALDP]

Rick, maybe you should go on AIM and we can talk about your problems.

You could also chat, but I can't promise what you just described won't happen again.

[Richard Cristopolis]

give me a link to how to get on to the irc chat, dude...