Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

Richard Cristopolis · (Thu Dec 02, 2010 10:11 pm)

NO LITERALLY

http://kotaku.com/5704462/poison+based-bacteria-redefines-life-as-we-know-it

This has great merit for opportunistic social growth among the smart people category!

Fagzilla · (Thu Dec 02, 2010 11:17 pm)

Those faggots (NASA) announced that they were going to announce "something" that had to do with "astrobiology" and that would change our perception of life in the universe, and people were like "CHRIS, HAVE YOU SEEN THIS?" and I said "no, but it's just going to be the same shit they always pull, some stupid crap with microbes and nothing anything remotely close to disclosure, so they can't fool me with these teasers anymore," and of course, it turned out to be just that.

Ryoko's Biatch · (Fri Dec 03, 2010 1:43 am)

I don't know, man, it's pretty cool.

Fagzilla · (Fri Dec 03, 2010 2:03 am)

Finally admitting that advanced extraterrestrials exist would be cooler.

Ryoko's Biatch · (Fri Dec 03, 2010 2:07 am)

You've gahn too fah.

Servbot · (Fri Dec 03, 2010 6:12 am)

Chris, this find means there could actually be alien life pretty much where ever. That's pretty exciting!

8 bit orgy · (Fri Dec 03, 2010 6:50 am)

Clinton referenced UFO's 8 times during his presidency.

ANUBIS!! HE BAWT DE DED BIRD BACK TO LIFE!

8 bit orgy · (Fri Dec 03, 2010 6:53 am)

Meanwhile, a giant flying saucer hovers over an airport.

Action Hank · (Fri Dec 03, 2010 6:54 am)

UFOS? MORE LIKE, YOU FUCK HOS!

Richard Cristopolis · (Fri Dec 03, 2010 7:59 am)

We're probably not going to discover extraterrestrial in your lifetime, Chris.

My lifetime, though? heheheh

8 bit orgy · (Fri Dec 03, 2010 11:36 am)

I think it's complete fucking insanity that people would so delude themselves.

SuperPsaturn · (Fri Dec 03, 2010 12:41 pm)

Into thinking that anything tastes better than cripple dick.

Fagzilla · (Fri Dec 03, 2010 1:10 pm)

We've "discovered" them already!

The public just hasn't been told, and they're holding that shit back forever apparently.

Theldorrin · (Fri Dec 03, 2010 3:14 pm)

Chris is ignorant about a lot of things, but when it comes to sensitive information about alien visitors then he's one of those folks with top secret clearance.
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MADali · (Fri Dec 03, 2010 4:19 pm)

"The new areas of scientific research and the ramifications for funding are pretty significant," said Mary Voytek, director of the Astrobiology Program at NASA in D.C. Astrobiology studies life in the interplanetary context explained Wolfe-Simon.

"It's like in Star Trek, the [episode] "Devil in the Dark," with the Horta [people]," said Voytek. "The Horta were silicon-based. Imagine substituting carbon with silica. Here, it appears to be using another component. It's a huge deal."

I like how he not only mentions Star Trek, but an actual episode title.

Theldorrin · (Fri Dec 03, 2010 4:54 pm)

She must be ancient if she's referencing original Star Trek.
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Fagzilla · (Fri Dec 03, 2010 6:02 pm)

whoreta