Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[Big Fagot]

Sure, why not.

[Big Fagot]

10 or 20 years ago somebody made a documentary about some insane singer named Jesco White, and this is the sequel about his entire monstrous family. Rated 3 stars for the occasional interjections of humanity either from normal humans or from family members who are still mentally alive.

http://movies.netflix.com/WiMovie/The-Wild-and-Wonderful-Whites-of-West-Virginia/70117032?trkid=438403#height1825

[ALDP]

I've never had Netflix but it sounds like a great service, and whenever I hear people talk about it, my conviction grows that it IS a great service.
A+

[ALDP]

Spambino reviewed that already I think.

[Big Fagot]

The jokes are way more tortured than America's Funniest Home Videos. Three stars because the animals actually are funny.

http://movies.netflix.com/WiMovie/The-Planet-s-Funniest-Animals-Season-9-Episode-1/70154885?trkid=438403

[Big Fagot]

I think Louie has already been discussed? It's great, rated five stars.

http://movies.netflix.com/WiMovie/Louie-Season-1-Double-Date-Mom/70153451?trkid=438403

[Big Fagot]

This one I think I've never seen discussed but it's fucking great sketch comedy. The sketches always go too long, and the name of the troupe is stupid, but I feel pretty good recommending it to FTU. Rated five stars.

http://movies.netflix.com/WiMovie/The-Whitest-Kids-U-Know-Season-4-Episode-1/70139247?trkid=438403

Also http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kno0vs04Iss

[Big Fagot]

I've seen better improv but this doesn't suck. You can really tell that Matt Besser is a difficult asshole in real life. Rated four stars.

http://movies.netflix.com/WiMovie/Upright-Citizens-Brigade-ASSSSCAT/70072085?trkid=438403#height1668

[Big Fagot]

Five stars obviously.

http://movies.netflix.com/WiMovie/Arrested-Development-Season-1-Pilot/70133673?trkid=438403

[Big Fagot]

The beginning was not that awesome. Internet People in general seem to like this show so I'll assume other episodes are better. Rated 2 stars, but it doesn't count because I fell asleep.

http://movies.netflix.com/WiMovie/Mystery-Science-Theater-3000-Werewolf/70106078?trkid=438403#height1492

[Big Fagot]

A little midget documentary about death. Attempts lots of topics like what it feels like to die this or that way, and ideas about the afterlife, but doesn't dig very deep in general. Not quite dogmatically antitheistic enough. Rated 3 stars.

http://movies.netflix.com/WiMovie/National-Geographic-Moment-of-Death/70146676?trkid=438403#height1608

[Big Fagot]

Remember on Seinfeld, the movie Rochelle Rochelle, "a young girl's erotic journey from Milan to Minsk"? This was basically that. I watched it for no reason except the naked woman on the cover. I stopped paying attention and started cleaning my shower with my shirt off, then somebody knocked on my door and I answered it like that while a sex scene was happening on TV behind me. Rated one star.

http://movies.netflix.com/WiMovie/Maid-in-Sweden/70102522?trkid=438403#height1306

[Big Fagot]

Pretty grate. Apparently the main villain of She-Ra is Skeletor's boss! The origin story goes way too long but I guess they needed lots of He-Man face time to make sure kids understood to buy the toys. She-Ra's beautiful flying unicorn with rainbow wings sounds like the fucking son of Satan when it talks. Rated three stars.

http://movies.netflix.com/WiMovie/She-Ra-Season-1-Vol.-1-Into-Etheria/70154602?trkid=438403

[ALDP]

Hey everybody, let's guess what the person at the door while Peter was watching Maid in Sweden said.

I bet they said "I don't know who has bigger nicer titties, you or that naked woman you were just jerking off to."

Or maybe something like "Look at those titties *points at Peter* I want to suck those big titties!!!!"

Or "I didn't know being a fat guy meant having such luscious well-formed titties"

Maybe they made a face like "Haha WTF" and said "Were you comparing your titties to the ones in that porno"

Or "Big fat titty Peter"

[ALDP]

innertube

[Big Fagot]

Martial arts movie about a kung fu master who must duel a powerful Japanese general. For some reason General Yogurtman is a hard working enthusiast of strong moral conviction and the protagonist is an asshole who cruelly beats innocent people. Also, the climactic battle is an easy and thorough humiliation for the virtuous Japanese enemy. In the epilogue it says that the Japanese surrender of 1945 was a Chinese victory. Rated three stars.

http://movies.netflix.com/WiMovie/Ip-Man/70118799?trkid=438403#height1780

[Big Fagot]

Steven Seagal, 2005. I survived the first ten or fifteen minutes. Rated zero stars.

http://movies.netflix.com/WiMovie/Today-You-Die/70038139?trkid=438403#height1533

[Mike Dunn]

I am very disappointed that Big Fagot likes The Whitest Kids U Know.

[Big Fagot]

Maybe I'm alone on this! Maybe I've gone CRAZY!

Why do you not like it?

[Derek Payne]

I finally watched The Human Centipede.

Don't waste your time.