Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[Yogurtman]

[Yogurtman]

This is my journal thread.

Because everyone needs a place for useless shit that doesn't go anywhere else.

[Yogurtman]

I played Kurt in fantasy football this week, and he really outdid himself in posting insane/retarded pregame rants. To wit:


i like the tang.

Landers on the other hand? I heard he had a phillipino boyfriend who was 17 - landers refered to him as 'my little sphincterine'. One day Landers and "sphincterine" heard about the ban against gay cats pooping and having sex in Sweden, and they got really offended, so offended in fact, that they decided to have a public protest. They figured it would be a good idea to fool to sexual deviants into believing that their method of making love, deriving a natural high from human waste, was the only way to go. Every where Landers went, he carried a sign around his neck that said, "I huff poop gas", while little sphincterine smeared his digested, processed taco salad all over bathrooms stating, "my daddy works in porno now that mommy isn't around, but i still get to show landers the one time where a push isn't followed by a pull"

They're protest was unsuccessful, mostly b/c Landers decided to cheat on Sphincterine by eating raw amputated boners under a KFC heatlamp with Sasso & Karl (Sanborn & Stenborg) jerking on into his ear, right nostril, & other ear.

Suprisingly, Sphincterine & Landers married two years later.

Epilogue:
They now have a child, and donated it to Liza Minnelli, who ate it.

[Action Hank]

fucking Kurt!

[Ryoko's Biatch]

That story did not make much sense.

[Stupid Fucking Faggot]

landers

[Theldorrin]

Are you the funny one in the group?
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[Big Fagot]

Yogurtwoman's real name is Sphincterine.

[Yogurtman]

Not really.

I'm kind of funny I guess (in the context of hanging out in my own social group and making inside jokes, not in normal situations), but not #1.

[Action Hank]

fucking Kurt!

[Theldorrin]

Tell us about your wedding.
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[Seru]

So we were celebrating my brother's birthday and his girlfriend's kid was toddling around pretending to be a train. Though instead of choo choo she was saying Jew Jew. So I go, hey, what is this, 1938 Berlin? Turns out I'm not the funny one in the family.

[Let My Love Open The Door]

Yogurtman, what's your relationship like with your wife? Are you two like... best friends?

[My Head Hurts 90]

Forever?

[Yogurtman]

My wedding was a lot of fun!

It rained every day for two weeks before and every day for a week after, but the day of was lovely. Everything went really smoothly and none of the problems I had IMAGINED ended up occurring. The only hitch was that I managed to grab my soon to be father-in-law's tuxedo in the morning, and he's close enough to my height/weight that I didn't notice it right away. But once I acquired the PROPER CLOTHES everything was good.

At the reception my friends requested "Gonna Fly Now" and then carried me around the room on their shoulders. That was exciting.

I will probably post some pictures once I get around to sorting through them and picking which ones I want to post (I have like 1500).

[Let My Love Open The Door]

Could you please answer my question next?

[Yogurtman]

Your first question is kind of complex!

The second one, I'd say yes.

[Magic Juan]

pix

[Stupid Fucking Faggot]

[Servbot]

There were four of those movies? I didn't think it went pass two.