Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

Fagzilla · (Tue Apr 27, 2010 11:42 am)

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Derek Payne · (Tue Apr 27, 2010 11:43 am)

Getting cum in your eye is pretty terrible. Almost as bad as having a drunk person puke all over you crotch during a blowjob.

Theldorrin · (Tue Apr 27, 2010 12:32 pm)

Derek has had sex with Otaku Monkey...
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Fagzilla · (Tue Apr 27, 2010 1:04 pm)

I just thought about it and did some counting and realized that the number of gay people in my life almost certainly exceeds the supposed 10% average.

Somebody get all these fags away from me!

Potatoes · (Tue Apr 27, 2010 1:48 pm)

Uh, well, not to toot my own horn or anything, but Chris' situation calls to mind the old saying "If you meet more than 4 assholes a day, maybe you're the asshole."

So Chris, how many fags do you meet in a day, on average?

Fagzilla · (Tue Apr 27, 2010 1:58 pm)

I don't know, but they're always sucking my cock!

Fagzilla · (Tue Apr 27, 2010 1:58 pm)

http://www.theonion.com/articles/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock,10861/

johnbuisthegreat · (Tue Apr 27, 2010 2:14 pm)

My wife is very adamant about me not cumming in her ass so I imagine Peter has never had gay sex or at least had a guy cum in his ass. I hear it is very hard to clean and smells bad if it happens.

Fagzilla · (Tue Apr 27, 2010 2:18 pm)

Hopefully Derek the homo won't tell us all about it!

Mike Dunn · (Tue Apr 27, 2010 2:45 pm)

Does your wife enjoy being fucked in the ass, John Buis?

Fagzilla · (Tue Apr 27, 2010 3:00 pm)

She never complains when I'm up in it.

Derek Payne · (Wed Apr 28, 2010 2:47 am)

You should tell your wife being fucked in the ass is awesome.

Big Fagot · (Wed Apr 28, 2010 7:18 am)

Yeah, explain that to her.

Mike Dunn · (Wed Apr 28, 2010 1:07 pm)

My girlfriend is adamantly opposed to being fucked in the ass.

Sporkism · (Wed Apr 28, 2010 1:20 pm)

My ass is fucked up enough already just from being alive, I don't need a dick ramming in there to stir up even more nightmares.

I don't understand why you would even want to put your dick where someone shits. Like, you are literally coating your dick in feces, visible or not. That seems inherently unappealing. There is a perfectly good vagina right next to it (unless you're Derek), so what is the deal.
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YES · (Wed Apr 28, 2010 1:22 pm)

PEter loves anal, I remember when he was bitching that Secret Plot didn't have enough anal sex in it

Magic Juan · (Wed Apr 28, 2010 2:11 pm)

Morgan's Vagina is tight for as long as Shenlong will continue granting wishes.

Fagzilla · (Wed Apr 28, 2010 2:18 pm)

Morgan, getting fucked in the ass feels good, and fucking someone in the ass is like the ultimate victory.

I mean, you're ramming your dick up their shithole! You win!

Magic Juan · (Wed Apr 28, 2010 2:29 pm)

The tightness of the asshole is supposed to be especially pleasurable for both man and woman. That being said, I've never fucked an ass or had my ass fucked, or I don't want to.

MY COUSIN on the other hand had tons of ass sex with his girlfriend and routinely rimmed her out and talked to me at length about how great sucking the smooth muscle anus tissue was.

Fagzilla · (Wed Apr 28, 2010 3:08 pm)

And then you were all, "whoah, TMI dude, TMI!!!!"