Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

Big Fagot · (Fri Apr 23, 2010 8:26 pm)

I think it's time to level set so that we know properly how to call each other faggots. Describe the living nightmare you have become dissolved inside so that Seru knows what to draw for the tenth anniversary banner.

If you're not proud of something, you can say Recoome Kaboom. You can use it in place of your shame ("Sex life: Recoome Kaboom.") or as punctuation ("In February I went to my aunt's funeral and threw up in the casket. Recoome Kaboom.")

Action Hank · (Fri Apr 23, 2010 8:43 pm)

I think the majority of our lives are dull tedious tedium of working and slowly dying.

My Head Hurts 90 · (Fri Apr 23, 2010 9:03 pm)

Things are pretty awesome right now except for my debt, but I can pay that off in two or three years at my current saving rate. Plus, I get to go on adventures with no expense due to Korean hospitality.

I thought the slight hair loss would make me hella depressed, but I look pretty good with a shaved head and I can't explain how great it feels to not worry about that shit.

LexysaurusRex · (Fri Apr 23, 2010 10:36 pm)

I live with Chris. Recoome Kaboom.

Fagzilla · (Sat Apr 24, 2010 1:16 am)

WROTHLESS westernw oman.

YES · (Sat Apr 24, 2010 5:33 am)

Im jealous of MHH, because he gets to travel, AND has a job, AND has a degree, AND isnt fat or ugly

(most of FTU fail on one of these counts)

Which is a shame becuase I always despised him.

I'm glad Morgan is rotting in her own filth, though. I guess being a woman in this country isn't the advantage I thought it was. [u] She is still a retard and deserves to be retarded[/u]

Servbot · (Sat Apr 24, 2010 6:07 am)

My roommate is getting married so I finally have to experience living on my own! I don't want to be with my girlfriend anymore and she loves me so goddamn much!

I've been trying to break up with her for a year now.

YES · (Sat Apr 24, 2010 6:49 am)

Ask her for an open relationship

And be swingers or something

Potatoes · (Sat Apr 24, 2010 8:18 am)

Life's pretty good here in South Dakota. I got 3 part time jobs, two are at motels doing night auditing, the other is at the Social Security Administration doing busy work and processing disability paychecks. I live alone in a 70x15 trailer house. Most of my time is spent in front of the computer. Sex life: Masturbate every day. I saw my dad last week, he is getting old and forgetful. Recoome Kaboom.

Servbot · (Sat Apr 24, 2010 9:47 am)

That sounds like the life for me!

YES · (Sat Apr 24, 2010 9:52 am)

I LOVE POTATOES

HE'S SUCH A GENIUS AT FTU

YET SUCH A REALISTIC DOUCHEBAG IN SOUTH DAKOTA

Hard work is so overrated I don't know why you do it.

And dont say money if that were it you'd join the military or be a guinea pig or camper or bum like other white trash

YES · (Sat Apr 24, 2010 10:02 am)

[b]WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FUCKING SIG[b]

THELDORRIN, YOU PIECE OF DUSTY SHIT[/b]

Potatoes · (Sat Apr 24, 2010 10:51 am)

The 2 night auditing jobs only count as jobs inasmuch as I get a paycheck for showing up. Out of the 8 hours I'm at work, I only do 1 hour worth of actual work. The rest of the time is spent sleeping on the comfy carpeted floor, or just dicking around on the internet. Then at 5:30am I do the paperwork, set out breakfast, and by then it's 6am and I'm back on the computer. I've stolen a lot of blankets and pillows and food and random things from work, and the lost and found box is often empty after I leave. Every now and then a drunk indian will show up, and I welcome their company, and try to rent them a room at a higher rate than normal. They always fall for it.

Potatoes · (Sat Apr 24, 2010 10:53 am)

I am still receiving food stamps (EBT) Recoome Kaboom.

Sporkism · (Sat Apr 24, 2010 11:57 am)

My life is actually alright. Nothing really RECOOME KABOOM going on.

I have two part-time jobs, one as a writing tutor at my college, and another as a page at a public library. I like the page job a lot because all I do is shelve books, DVDs, and CDs. Every day I am amazed that I get paid almost $10 an hour to do the easiest shit in the world. I'm glad I randomly decided to do volunteer work there last semester, because I'm pretty sure that's what got me the job.

The writing center job is good too, because when it's slow I can just dick around on the computer or work on homework. I am getting a little burnt out on it, though, but it's the most flexible job ever, and also pays nearly $10 an hour, and I don't know where else I'd work.

I was stressed out for a while about my major, but once I decided to switch to ARTS, I became much happier. I think it will work out well.

I guess the only part of my life that is less than ideal would be my living situation. It's kind of up in the air, because my dad might need to sell the house, and I know I won't be able to afford living on my own. Also, my health insurance is going to run out around October and I have no idea what I'll do after that.
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YES · (Sat Apr 24, 2010 12:12 pm)

How about you travel the world sucking dicks. Thats what I would do if I were a lady

Action Hank · (Sat Apr 24, 2010 12:25 pm)

I work at a job that pays well and has a ridiculous ceiling if I stay with it, live in a nice apartment without any roommates (once again, at last), and my IBS has been really quiet since coming back from China.

Then again I am 30, have no girlfriend at the moment (though I have been dating!), the girl I loved married my best friend, am too paralyzed by fear to ever attempt to publish anything I have written, continue to procrastinate with dealing with my depression, and have given up on my dream of becoming a teacher in favor of making money doing something merely tolerable.

And the worst thing is that I keep buying video games and never play them!

Servbot · (Sat Apr 24, 2010 1:19 pm)

You're still young bro, you can make money whenever.

YES · (Sat Apr 24, 2010 1:39 pm)

The whole world is filled with english teaching jobs, you love to travel, you have experience travelling

What I don't udnerstand is why you dont buy a drug that helps you overcome your fear of being published. That would almost be a rational decision

You're a pussy. Seriously. I'm lazy youre a pussy. I'd rather be lazy

MADali · (Sat Apr 24, 2010 5:33 pm)

Since coming to Iran, I've been a bit of hit with the ladies, easily taking numbers of girls and calling them, but neither of them even reaching a week of communication before it phases out. I can not maintain interest long enough. Each call becomes a hassle and going out on a date seems like too much work.

I'm thinking of trying more drugs. I dont have a drug dealer connection myself and while I'm okay with telling my friends to get me opium & hashish, I'm embarrassed to tell my friend's to contact their drug dealers to score some crack or heroin.