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Fagman the Barbarian

 
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Matthew Outland
The sum of all the arguments Theldorrin makes for not having children.
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(Fri Mar 30, 2007 10:00 am)
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Not a bad morning movie, though I wouldnt call it an intense classic. I also masturbated, not to Arnold, but the women because well why not

Are the books any good?
Rice
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(Fri Mar 30, 2007 10:17 am)
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Conan the Barbarian is at least an intense classic.

*punches camel's face for no reason*
Matthew Outland
The sum of all the arguments Theldorrin makes for not having children.
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(Fri Mar 30, 2007 10:19 am)
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yeah all that was awesome but still had a slow, outdated feel too it. Not that it wasnt a good movie
MADali
Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head.
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(Fri Mar 30, 2007 10:28 am)
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Whats best about his movie is the dialogue. The full script is probably quotable,

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082198/quotes

"I ask you, Father Crom, grant me victory, grant me revenge. And if you will not grant them to me; then the hell with you! "
Matthew Outland
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(Fri Mar 30, 2007 10:34 am)
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I say shit like that all the time, so i guess I should write a script
Matthew Outland
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(Fri Mar 30, 2007 10:35 am)
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*points to sword*
Rice
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(Fri Mar 30, 2007 10:42 am)
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TO CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES, TO SEE THEM DRIVEN BEFORE YOU, AND TO HEAR THE LAMENTATIONS OF THE WOMEN!
Matthew Outland
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(Fri Mar 30, 2007 10:43 am)
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The way genghis khan said it was better

"To cut my enemies to pieces, drive them before me, seize their possesions, see the tears of those who love them and rape their wives and daughters
Rice
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(Fri Mar 30, 2007 11:00 am)
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But did he do it with a musceley Austrian accent?
Matthew Outland
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(Fri Mar 30, 2007 11:16 am)
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true, he wasnt white
Rice
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(Fri Mar 30, 2007 11:27 am)
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Also the quotes page basically contains all the lines in the movie.
Action Hank
Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart.
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(Fri Mar 30, 2007 1:42 pm)
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That sounds about right.
Matthew Outland
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(Fri Mar 30, 2007 2:07 pm)
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I should have copied your advice the first time

anyway where does one find good korean porn?
Let My Love Open The Door
I do God's work of raping BITCHES!
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(Fri Mar 30, 2007 2:09 pm)
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On the video of me fucking your mom, gook
Matthew Outland
The sum of all the arguments Theldorrin makes for not having children.
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(Fri Mar 30, 2007 2:25 pm)
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You don't have to try so hard, ALDP
Derek Payne
huhhhh *puke* huhhhhhuh come on mike save the game *puke*
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(Fri Mar 30, 2007 4:27 pm)
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You should really watch the commentary for that movie. Arnold hardly remembers everything and fucking states the obvious, "This is the part where I swing my sword." And the fucking director is a champion spending all his time either talking about how hot the blonde woman is or spouting nonsense about the theme, "Steel is true!"
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