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Action Hank Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart. Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 8600 (Sat Feb 20, 2010 11:59 am) Reply

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Attention: Friend
Compliments. Hope all is well with you generally? Permit me to contact you through this means considering the fact that we have not had any communication in the past. I am Barrister Frank J. Fednard, a legal consultant with Bowman Solicitors, a law firm located in the city of Accra here in Ghana Gold Coast.
I am contacting you for claim of deposit made by one of my client who operates a shipping company here in Accra Ghana Gold Coast before his accidental death with his wife and his supposed next of kin during their boat Cruz few years back.
The bank has been expecting me to provide next of kin to claim deposit and I have contacted you so as to present you as next of kin/business partner to deceased. I shall give you details upon your positive response.
Regards,
Barrister Frank J. Fednard |
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Action Hank Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart. Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 8600 (Sat Feb 20, 2010 12:00 pm) Reply

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Dear friend,
greetings to you in the name of our heavenly God.This mail might come to you as a surprise and the temptation to ignore it as unserious could come into your mind; but please, consider it a divine wish and accept it with a deep sense of humility. My name is William Mark I,m a 55 years old man. I am British living in Dubai (United Arab Emirate). I was a merchant and owned two businesses in Dubai.
I was also married with two children. My wife and two children died in a car accident six years ago. Before this happened my business and concern for making money was all I lived for. I never really cared about other values in life. But since the loss of my family, I have found a new desire to assist helpless families. I have been helping orphans in orphanage/ motherless homes. I have donated some money to orphans in Sudan, South Africa, Cameroon, Brazil, Spain, Austria, Germany and some Asian countries. Before I became ill, I kept $4.5 Million in a long-term deposit account in a finance/security company .
Presently, I,m in a hospital where I have been undergoing treatment for oesophageal cancer. I have since lost my ability to talk and my doctors have told me that I have only a few months to live. It is my last wish to see this money distributed to charity organizations. Because relatives and friends have plundered so much of my wealth since my illness, I cannot live with the agony of entrusting this huge responsibility to any of them.
Please, I beg you in the name of God to help me collect the deposit and the interest accrued from the company and distributes it amongst charity organizations. your share of will be 30% of the total money for your help and for any cost you incur during the process of collecting and distributing the money to charity organizations.
I,m willing to offer you a reward If you are willing to help please reply as soon as you can. May the good Lord bless you and your family.
Regards,
William mark
williammark2009@gmail.com |
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Action Hank Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart. Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 8600 (Sat Feb 20, 2010 12:01 pm) Reply

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Dear.Beloevd,
I am Mrs. SUSAN WEEL from Nederland, I am 58 years old, I am deaf and suffering from a long time cancer of the breast which also affected my brain,from all indication my conditions is really deteriorating and it is quite obvious that, according to my doctors they have advised me that i may not live for the next two months, this is because the cancer stage has gotten to a very bad stage.
I was brought up from a motherless babies home and was married to my late husband for twenty years without a child ,he died in a fatal motor accident Before his death we were true Christians.Since his death I decided not to re-marry, I sold all my inherited belongings and deposited all the sum of $8.6million dollars in a prime security vault here in Nederland.Presently, this money is still with them I made an agreement with the company that a partner/benefishary will come forward to submit his full details for onward transfer of the box to his or her country. since I can not come over because of my illness .
Presently, I am with my laptop in a hospital where I have been undergoing treatment for cancer of the breast. I have since lost my ability to talk and my doctors have told me that I have only a few months to live.It is my last wish to see that this money is invested to any organization of your choice and distributed each year among the charity organization, the poor and the motherless babies’ home where I come from. I want you God fearing, to also use this money to fund churches,orphanages and widows, I took this decision, before i rest in peace because my time will soon be up.
As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the security company. I will also issue you a letter of authority that will prove you as the new beneficiary of my fund.Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated here in. Hoping to hear from you soon.Waiting for your reply.
yours in Christ
Mrs.SUSAN WEEL,, |
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Action Hank Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart. Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 8600 (Sat Feb 20, 2010 12:01 pm) Reply

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Prezado Cliente,
Eu sou o Sr. Kelly, a companhia de empréstimo para Eric. Eu quero que você saiba que nós oferecemos todos os tipos de facilidades de crédito, empréstimo garantia ou não. Neste esforço, nós empréstimo com base na confiança e lealdade. Se você trabalhar com honestidade para mim, vamos ter um bom negócio juntos depois de tudo. Eu preciso para fornecer os detalhes abaixo, assim você pode obter as informações necessárias sobre você e que a operação de empréstimo. Ao apresentar estas informações, as condições do empréstimo / documento de acordo será enviado para você antes da transferência do empréstimo pode tomar empréstimo aparelho está entregue a uma taxa de empréstimos baratos a partir de 3% para voltar para mim com estes: kellyjamesloanfirm detalhes @ gmail.com para que possamos prosseguir.
APLICAÇÃO detalhes do empréstimo
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Eu estarei esperando para ouvi-lo antes do empréstimo.
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Action Hank Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart. Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 8600 (Sat Feb 20, 2010 12:02 pm) Reply

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Dear Winner,
You are a winner of the MALAYSIA EMAIL LOTTERY GAME online program that
was held 2010. You have been approved to claim a sum of $5 Million USD.
Your e-mail address was attached to ticket number: 47098124097 with Serial
number 5368/02 drew the lucky numbers: 22-09-23-41-48-56, and a bonus
number of (31) which subsequently won you the lottery in the 2nd category.
You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of $5 Million USD in
cash credited to file KTU/8972317605/09. This is from a total cash prize
of $20,000,000 shared amongst the (4)lucky winners in this category i.e.
Match 5 plus bonus.
All participants for the online version were selected randomly from World
Wide Web sites through computer draw system and extracted from over
100,000 unions, associations, and corporate bodies that are listed
online.You are to immediately contact our claims department for claims
with the below information:
Claims Officer: Oliver Thomas
Email: malaysiaational@omail.hu
Congratulations once more from all members and staffs of this program.
Yours,
Mr.Kuljit Singh
Online Coordinator |
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johnbuisthegreat www.soldierofcock.com Joined: 07 Feb 2007 Posts: 4769 (Sat Feb 20, 2010 12:03 pm) Reply

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30% of 4million is quite alot, I say you take him up on this offer but don't donate anything and keep it all! THEN YOU WILL BE RICH!
This is obviously not a scam people are not so low as to use cancer and not being able to speak to con people out of money! |
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Action Hank Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart. Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 8600 (Sat Feb 20, 2010 12:04 pm) Reply

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BARCLAYS BANK OF UK
Barclays Bank PLC
1 Churchill Place
London, E14 5HP,United Kingdom
http://www.barclays.co.uk
Dear Customer,
RE: INSTRUCTIONS on how TO CREDIT YOUR ACCOUNT WITH THE SUM OF
US$5,800,000.00
We at this bank wish to congratulate and inform you that after thorough
review of your Inheritance/Contract funds transfer release documents in
conjunction with the Central Bank and the International Monetary Fund
assessment report, your payment file was forwarded to us for immediate
transfer of a part-payment US$5,800,000.00 to your designated bank account
from their offshore account with us.
The Audit reports given to us shows that you have been going through hard
times by paying a lot of money to see to the release of your funds, which
has been delayed by some dubious officials.
We therefore advice that you stop further communication with any
correspondence outside this office since you do not have to pay any money
or fee to receive your funds as you have met up with the whole funds
transfer requirements.
The only thing required from you is to obtain the Non-Residential
Clearance Form to enable us credit your account directly by telegraphic
transfer or through any of our corresponding banks and send copies of the
funds transfer release documents to you and your bankers for confirmation.
Should you follow our directives, your funds will be credited and reflect
in your bank account within five (5) bank working days from the day you
obtain this Non-Residential Clearance Form.
For further details and assistance on this Remittance Notification, kindly
forward your FULL CONTACT ADDRESS, TELEPHONE and FAX NUMBERS directly to
my private E-mail: maureenfranky@live.com.
Yours sincerely,
Mrs. Maureen Frank
Head, International Banking Division.
Barclays Bank PLC, UK. |
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Action Hank Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart. Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 8600 (Sat Feb 20, 2010 12:05 pm) Reply

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Compliment of the day,
I would like to apply through this medium for your co-operation and to secure an opportunity to invest and do joint business with you and my family in your country. I have the intention to invest with you, into a very lucrative business venture of which you are to advise and execute the said venture over there for the mutual benefits of both of us.
Your able co-operation is to become my business partner in your country and create ideas on how money will be invested, properly managed and the type of investment after the money is transferred to your account with your assistance.
My names are Mr. David Kufuor. I am 51 years old married with two lovely kids. I have packaged a financial transaction that will benefit both of us, as an officer in my Bank; it is my duty to send in a financial report to my Head Office in the end of each business year.
On the course of the last two year 2007 business report, I discovered that my branch in which I am ranking officer made Six Million Five Hundred Thousand
United State Dollars ($6,500.000) which my Head Office are not aware of and will never be aware of it.
I have placed this funds on SUSPENSE ACCOUNT with no beneficiary. As an officer of this bank i cannot be directly connected to this money, this informed my contacting you. Indeed I will appreciate if you can receive this money in your bank account and get 30% of the total funds. There are practically no risks involved, it is simple bank to bank transfer, all I need from you is to stand claim as one of our customer who has been banking with us and the depositor of this funds with my branch, so that upon your request for its immediate transfer my head Office will not hesitate to transfer to your designated bank account.
Meanwhile, on indication of your willingness to handle this transaction sincerely by protecting my interests and upon your acceptance of this proposal, I would furnish you with the full detailed information, procedure and modalities I have mapped out for this transaction.
I shall be glad to reciprocate this gesture to you. If you so desire, but do urge you to give the matter your immediate attention it deserves.
If you accept to work with me, let’s discuss in details via my private email (davidkufor0147@live.com ) .
I Need your urget reply
Yours Fiathfuly,
David Kufor. |
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Action Hank Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart. Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 8600 (Sat Feb 20, 2010 12:06 pm) Reply

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So long, suckers! GUYS I'M GOING TO BE SO FUCKING RICH! |
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Action Hank Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart. Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 8600 (Sat Feb 20, 2010 12:08 pm) Reply

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Quote: | I am British living in Dubai (United Arab Emirate). I was a merchant and owned two businesses in Dubai. |
Damn British merchants! |
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Servbot Overrated faggot Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 9020 (Sat Feb 20, 2010 1:48 pm) Reply

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I wish scam artists would email me. |
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johnbuisthegreat www.soldierofcock.com Joined: 07 Feb 2007 Posts: 4769 (Sat Feb 20, 2010 2:44 pm) Reply

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Action Hank will you remember us when you are on the top of Money Mountain? |
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Action Hank Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart. Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 8600 (Sat Feb 20, 2010 3:03 pm) Reply

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John, I will open a SUSPENSE ACCOUNT for you at 30% of my total receivings if you can cover a $10,000 transaction fee until I can clear my money from all these people, lotteries, and organizations. |
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johnbuisthegreat www.soldierofcock.com Joined: 07 Feb 2007 Posts: 4769 (Sat Feb 20, 2010 8:45 pm) Reply

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god damnit... give me 1 week... |
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