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Fagzilla
Got lost in another dimension for a couple months. But seriously, we will actually update the site within the next couple of days. http://www.bandzwiki.com/
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(Sat Jan 23, 2010 5:29 pm)
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What do you call a pizza topping that makes bad jokes?



Pepper-GROAN-i!
BigJoeMex
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(Sat Jan 23, 2010 7:12 pm)
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Groan alright!


That is a very deceiving joke. It's one of the few bad ones you can tell ironically.
Fagzilla
Got lost in another dimension for a couple months. But seriously, we will actually update the site within the next couple of days. http://www.bandzwiki.com/
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(Sat Jan 23, 2010 8:01 pm)
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I'd better see some jokes the next time I open this thread.
Big Fagot
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(Sat Jan 23, 2010 9:17 pm)
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Q. Who is Chris Psaros?

A. A man of great significance.
L Ron Butterfly
I take pop music pretty seriously.
Joined: 27 Feb 2007
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(Sun Jan 24, 2010 6:48 am)
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Why did they bury the fireman behind the hill?
Servbot
Overrated faggot
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(Sun Jan 24, 2010 1:43 pm)
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Three vampires walk into a bar. The first vampire orders a cold cup of blood, chugs it, tips the bartender and leaves.

The second orders a hot cup of blood and sips it while reading a book quietly in the corner.

The third orders a hot cup of water. The bartender quickly asks "I thought you guys drank blood?" The vampire responded with "I do, I just prefer mine instant" as he pulls out a used tampon.

LOL!
johnbuisthegreat
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(Sun Jan 24, 2010 2:13 pm)
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Q. What happens when you put your hand in a jar of jelly beans?

A. The black one steals your watch.

I heard that one on Howard Stern a long time ago.
Sporkism
It's funny that I have a job executing cats and dogs, considering that I AM A WHORE WHO FUCKS FOR MONEY
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(Mon Jan 25, 2010 1:36 am)
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Why did God create yeast infections?

So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt.
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Sporkism
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(Mon Jan 25, 2010 1:45 am)
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fsh!!!!!!!!
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Fagzilla
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(Mon Jan 25, 2010 1:48 am)
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Both of those were fantastic.
Sporkism
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(Mon Jan 25, 2010 1:49 am)
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How do you make a dish washer into a snow blower?

Give the bitch a shovel!!!!
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Sporkism
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(Mon Jan 25, 2010 1:59 am)
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Why was the Energizer bunny arrested?

He was charged with battery!
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Sporkism
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(Mon Jan 25, 2010 2:00 am)
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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.
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johnbuisthegreat
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(Mon Mar 01, 2010 9:34 am)
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Q. When will P e t e r get a plane ticket?

A. When pigs can fly
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