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Vinny [00:10] How can you get an erect dick into your own ass? Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 5181 (Tue Jan 05, 2010 11:53 am) Reply

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I couldn't think of a CLEVER TITLE.
I'm picking this up today and I think like at least two other FTUers are going to get it so hey, here's its own thread!
I figured I'd get it now since my roommates aren't back yet and it seems like the kind of game I'd be embarrassed to play in front of them. _________________
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johnbuisthegreat www.soldierofcock.com Joined: 07 Feb 2007 Posts: 4769 (Tue Jan 05, 2010 12:02 pm) Reply

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I was interested in this game from a video I saw in Gamestop. At this point though I am trying to play/beat so many other old games that I do not want to buy anything else. |
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johnbuisthegreat www.soldierofcock.com Joined: 07 Feb 2007 Posts: 4769 (Tue Jan 05, 2010 12:03 pm) Reply

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I will download the Demo! |
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Vinny [00:10] How can you get an erect dick into your own ass? Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 5181 (Tue Jan 05, 2010 4:57 pm) Reply

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This game is really fucking goofy and awesome. One of the opening scenes has Bayonetta killing hundreds of angel monsters while a cover of "Fly Me To The Moon" plays. At one point she gets behind a line of angels and somehow makes them all grab each other's waists so she can do a gigantic, 10-person German Suplex.
The game is really fun, too. _________________
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Mike Dunn Joined: 24 Jan 2007 Posts: 3549 (Tue Jan 05, 2010 5:04 pm) Reply

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The commercial has Skream's Let's Get Ravey remix of "In For The Kill" by Laroux. That's a really good song! |
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BigJoeMex Joined: 03 Aug 2008 Posts: 852 (Tue Jan 05, 2010 5:58 pm) Reply

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Holy shit. Is it really true about the suplex? Now the game sounds interesting. |
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Fagzilla Got lost in another dimension for a couple months. But seriously, we will actually update the site within the next couple of days. http://www.bandzwiki.com/ Joined: 25 Aug 2008 Posts: 10111 (Tue Jan 05, 2010 6:21 pm) Reply

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You sound interesting! |
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johnbuisthegreat www.soldierofcock.com Joined: 07 Feb 2007 Posts: 4769 (Tue Jan 05, 2010 7:24 pm) Reply

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Servbot Overrated faggot Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 9020 (Wed Jan 06, 2010 1:19 am) Reply

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I enjoyed every minute of the demo and plan on picking it up. Knowing the PS3 version is a terrible port only lowered my morale slightly. |
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Derek Payne huhhhh *puke* huhhhhhuh come on mike save the game *puke* Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 4743 (Wed Jan 06, 2010 3:04 am) Reply

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This game is a lot of fun. It's a shame Capcom didn't make it a Bayonetta/Devil May Cry crossover has way too much retarded potential. |
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Sporkism It's funny that I have a job executing cats and dogs, considering that I AM A WHORE WHO FUCKS FOR MONEY Joined: 05 Jan 2007 Posts: 5369 (Wed Jan 06, 2010 4:05 am) Reply

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gayonetta _________________
@}-,-'- *~*~* Member of the FTU Elegant Tea Party Society *~*~* -'-,-{@ |
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FancyMichael A lonely fellow who couldn't bag a CHICKEN! Joined: 08 May 2007 Posts: 3694 (Wed Jan 06, 2010 4:45 am) Reply

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morgan tasted brett's semen |
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Servbot Overrated faggot Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 9020 (Wed Jan 06, 2010 5:30 am) Reply

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Sounds like someone's a little jealous. |
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johnbuisthegreat www.soldierofcock.com Joined: 07 Feb 2007 Posts: 4769 (Wed Jan 06, 2010 10:43 am) Reply

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How bad is the PS3 port?
Are you a villain in this game? |
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Ryoko's Biatch Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 9255 (Wed Jan 06, 2010 12:21 pm) Reply

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I heard that the difference isn't noticeable if you haven't played both. |
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Vinny [00:10] How can you get an erect dick into your own ass? Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 5181 (Wed Jan 06, 2010 12:33 pm) Reply

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It's kind of weird since a lot of developers who make a similar game to the ones they were making before they left a company tend to try and DISTINGUISH themselves from their past works. Bayonetta feels like halfway through development they lost the Devil May Cry license.
There's numerous references to Devil May Cry, Viewtiful Joe, and Sega games. The plot is basically the same (instead of half-demon/half-human fighting demons it is half-demon/half-angel (I'm guessing) fighting angels). _________________
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FancyMichael A lonely fellow who couldn't bag a CHICKEN! Joined: 08 May 2007 Posts: 3694 (Wed Jan 06, 2010 12:34 pm) Reply

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andre tasted brett's semen |
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Theldorrin Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 19724 (Wed Jan 06, 2010 12:50 pm) Reply

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mike tasted brett's semen _________________ @}-,-'- *~*~* Member of the FTU Elegant Tea Party Society *~*~* -'-,-{@ |
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Action Hank Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart. Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 8600 (Wed Jan 06, 2010 5:11 pm) Reply

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Guys, stop tasting Brett's semen. |
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johnbuisthegreat www.soldierofcock.com Joined: 07 Feb 2007 Posts: 4769 (Wed Jan 06, 2010 6:07 pm) Reply

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Pretty good combo system, does it keep evolving?
Also these boss guys remind me highly of Devil May Cry 4! |
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